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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): General Discusions: Archive (Feb. 2000 - May 2000): Wow!honey is so big
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bigboy

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it looks funny but i have probleme with my ....
i am beyond the average 8inchs. i already got 2 divorces for that reason.
even women refuses me to have intercourses for the same reason.if anyone experienced my probleme let me know what you did to correct that .
please it is serious.not a joke

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Jaangoow

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Big boy
Have you ever heard this ,it discribes your problem..


Hadoow mihii geli waayo, iska gooy aa ku gelayda
Hadawse ku gurguurto ,kugu gaabay aa ku gelayda


if you need further explanations..let me know

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DADY OF BIGBOY

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ISKA GO'OY KA DIBNA DABADDA ISKA GELI HABEENKII 3 JEER.

HADAY KU CAJABISO TALAAGADDA KU RID SI AAD MARAR KALE U ISTICMAASHID, HADII KALENA EY SII HA CUNEE.

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hebel

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bigboy you're an idiot bigtime

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mOwLiD-mAcAaNE

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Anaa talo kuu haya is mud si hamadu kaaga guurto, bahalkana Kaadidda keliya u sido, very simple

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SmOoThY

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Are U for real?????????

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Anonymous

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To big boy
He listen big boy, is funny but i possess large vigina that most man will run away from me after the first try. it is bizarre, no man ever satisfy me execpt one black american guy that i meet in Miami and forget somaliman, anyhow what do think if we try, because i never did it with big somali boy,
peace sweety

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CiiseRooti

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people, yall nothing, but freeeeeaaaaakkkkkkksss

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suleeqa

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suleeqa
kaadi usheeg waa tamuumihaa,shito u sheeg ha shamuuqee'' maa kugu dhacday'' walaalkiis''

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KADRA

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MARRY A WESTERN WOMAN WHO HAS HER LAPIAMAJORA AND LAPIAMINORA PLUS CLITORIS COMPLETELY INTACT SO IT CAN EXPAND TO FIT TO YOUR HUGE PENILE ( GABADH AAN DIBNAHA IYO KINTIRKA LAGA GOYN)!DURING SEX
VAGINA EXPANDS SO AS CHILD BIRTH TO ACCOMMODATE THE BABY HEAD AND MAKE DELIVERY EASY.I CAN'T UNDERSAND WHY YOU ARE HAVING PROBLEM BUT ALL I KNOW IS THE MUSCLES AROUND THE WOMAN'S SPHINCTER SUPPOSE TO ACCOMODATE TO WHATEVER SIZE --? -- IT RECEIVES DURING INTERCOURSE DEPENDING IF THE WOMAN IS HAVING CLIMAX AS WELL.

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bigboy

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big boy to khadra
thank you for your advice.but i cannot marry a western woman.the 2 lady that i had been married was somali.and always complains about my huge....the intercourse was a hell.not a pleasure.
so you tell me that it is over for me to live with a somaliwoman?

bigboy to jangoow
i did not understand what you said.please be clear and give me futher explanations .

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kadra

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To Bigboy consult with your Dr. to refer to you to a URIOLOGIST OR sex therapist.

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bigboy

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bigboy to khadra
thanks sis. i will consult my dr.
but i will ask you something sis.you seems understand my prob.are you available?(i think you understand what i mean).
i asked this question is to find a somaliwomen for my last chance before i go to western side.let me know sweety.bye

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kadra

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Sorry! i am happilly married with children and my sex life is great... goodluck for a compatible fullfilling matual love.

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hebel

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and you also have problems with mom

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big boy

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bigboy to khadra
thanks again.i wish you happiness to your familly and happy eid.bye for ever

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Anonymous

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He big this is anonymous
What a player are you, i 've asking to try with me and you are checking this married bitch, what is wrong with you big boy, if you reply i will give my email so we can chat,
peace

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Anonymous

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He big boy this is anonymous
What a player are you, i 've asking to try with me and you are checking this married bitch, what is wrong with you big boy, if you reply i will give my email so we can chat in private because i know that khdra will be jaleaous,
peace

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TROUBLEGIRL

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BIGBOY......

U got a BIG problem. Not only do you have a BIG ego, U got a BIG mouth to tell us about your BIG problems. I want you to know that this BIG world don't have time 4 U. If you got a girlfriend, her catch phrase will be,"Will my bum look BIG in this?"........When U wake up, U ask for a BIG breakfast, U wanna drive a BIG car, have a BIG bank balance, have a BIG career....The outcome of your above comments would be...U got a TEEEENNNY WEENY BRAIN....So don't brag about your BIGNESS...Coz size DON'T MATTER....It's the way you make use of it that counts...CAPISHE

PEACE

TROUBLE

PS:-Jokes aside,I have a little fact 4 ya....
Did ya know that a baby with a BIG head comes out of the female PUNANI?......So biologically the female genetelia can cope with BIG issues...if you catch my BIG point...LOL
Before you make a BIG fool outta yourself anymore than you already have......TALK TO MY BIG HAND coz my ears ain't LISTENING....

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usa

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to troublegirl

Bolshit to you trouble girl, i bet you wanna have hiM, i am sure you are using your hand at this moment, most of woman love huge cock, NAAG SOMALI AYAAD TAHAY ( TEY SAY NO WHAT THEY WANT)

P.S. the reason that you publish your email is because you want that big boy to sent same email.

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Anonymous

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
TROUBLEGIRL
THANX FOR THE LAUGHTER "BIG"TIME LOL

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KADRA

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To ANONYMOUS AND HEBEL
PLEASE KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT,I CANNOT TOLERATE YOUR IGNORANCE AND SUDDENLY DON'T APPRECIATE YOUR COMMENTS EITHER!THAT " I AM A PITCH".

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SmOoThY

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T. girl loooooooooooooooooooool *PUNNIE*

Bloody hell!!...Didn't U tell him girl U so funny walaahi....damn...I saw that whole get the
" BIG PICTURE" ..on the t.v last nite..lol

To Big boy:: How big are we talkin'?? umm lol

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hebel

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ok bitch we'll do
anonymous lets go bro.

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hebel

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I got 36

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TROUBLEGIRL

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USA...

I am shaking my BIG head with disgust bro.....I bet U R the Gay guy that would appreciate his BIGNESS...I am an easy going sistah....Big or small..I believe in Equal opportunity..BIG-TIME... lol....So I suggest U take your Nomadic-point of views to someone else....Coz this BIG -GIRL..don't have time for U.....Go buy a John from the Sunday MARKET.....They got sale.....U'r type will get a lot with £5 ....CAPISHE

sMOOTHIE...wHAT'S UP GIRL?

PEACE

TROUBLE
PS:-

U ----Uraaye

S ----Somali

A ----Ag-dagan

DULI MADAX WEYN WAAXID

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Dr Baby Lotion

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big boy,

saxiiboow taladayda hadaad rabto waa easy. iska iloow guska iska gooy iyo naag cad guurso ama dhaqtar u tag etc macalinka hadaad wayday naag aa isku # aa tihiin, siigayso biyahana sidii cream oo kale wajiga marso markaas kadib guskaaga yariis uu noqonaa oo muraayad aa ku fiirinee ok! hadii kale sharmuuto iska aroos iyadaa nabarkaaga laga heli karaa.

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Uraaye

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ku TROUBLEGIRL

Hello there!! why did you call me? becuz i was on my home and then i heard your calling me and saying

U=Uraaye...i'm called Uraaye.

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BADGIRL

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URAAYE

LOL......I was refering to the STINK uraaye...Not the name URAAYE....

TROUBLE

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Shaft

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My manhood is soo big..it goes into troubles girls punaanie..and comes out of her arse hole!!

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Anonymous

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All

you are all disgusting human beings. this is a puplic posting not a sex phone line. If you need one there is 1-800 numbers.

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Poisonous

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LOL @@@@ Shaft.

Yo Badboy...it's been soooo loooong! How is Nigeria doing? I heard ya almost got killed by them Muslims in the Riots @ Kaduna?

Yo SmOoThAzz.... Bigboy operates `round SoHo Square near Charring Cross/Shaftesbury Avenue corner. Be assured of uttermost discreation as is usual when pimping them Somali Chicks.

Poison.

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YuP.....Ma Azz SmOoThY Too...........

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lol@Poizon

Bloody heck!?! ..soundz like tO me U know mOre abOut ..the SOhO area then big boy himself..and he the one with the problem..U know what I think if bigby havin' such a hard time with the females..maybe ..U and Him can hOok up ha ha ha

PLZ don't try and be smart with me cuz just like
my readz I'm -----------> SmOoTh SmOoTh SmOoTh

No somali girl in the untied kindOm geTz pimped nigga have some respect...NEVER fOrget ...yO mum iz a "sOmali chick"...and so iz yo lil sistaz...NEVER dizrespect yO own PpL
brotha-- sista whateva U are ..

Much LuV really..

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Poisonous

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To SmOoThAzZ:

Why were you interested in the size of the Nigerian's Dick? Is it not you who is playing smart here, bitch?

Yo Bigboy: Contact the SmOoThAzZ Bitch Here: Candy18@mailcity.com

Poison.

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Qadijo fodeeyLOL

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YOU ALL HERE IN THIS ROOM MAKE ATHER PPL SICK!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ!!!PS.waryada waxan matagta aat iga keententen waaye yaah.


BOOOOOOB!!!!!!..........RUNINIG AWAY.....................................GONE

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SmOoThY Da Chicka ThaT EverYOnE LoVe'z

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lol@ ha ha ha...

Where on earth U get my e-mail addy form??
IT'z funny how U get so much sistaz N brothaz hatin' up here ...But walaahi IT'z aLL good I Don't really give a Fuc*K U just str8up funny....Y don't U sent me a lil'E-Mail and tell me who U r...

Peace N Luv to U Poison Cuz I care ..LoL@

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londonianfucker

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Are this the wanna bee's americans from london, you guys are stupid and speak like ignorant ghetto people, if you want to speak english, speak and write the best one not the one of ghetto, and you sound really out of hands.
peace

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CaNtTouchThis

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There is a somali saying ,,,Nag iyo deri yaraan malee (sp)

Bigboy ,,

if only your brain was as big !

Trouble,

you are one hell of a chick,, do you know CPR ?

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Dhaayoow

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TROUBLEGIRL, I quote your word "I am shaking my BIG head with disgust bro" and this is reminding me this joke

"Fat Head"

A husband, wife and son walk into an ice-cream shop. The dad says
"I'll have chocolate." The wife says "I'll have vanilla."

Then the dad slaps his son on the back of the head and says "What do
you want fat head?"

The lady helping them says "Why did you hit him on the back of the
head and call him fat head?"

The husband says, "There are three things in life a man wants:

The first thing is a nice big truck. And you see that nice big truck
sitting there (outside) that's my nice truck!

The second thing in life a man wants is a nice big house. You seen
that nice big house on top of the hill on the edge of town? That's my
nice big house!

The third thing in life a man wants is a nice tight pussy, and I had
that until fat head came along..." lOl so be careful next time and do not imitate Barclays Bank advertisement for the BIG thing.

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DMX

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To smoothy
R u the same smoothy that called the nigga DMX a farah (if u r the same person u will understand the joke), where have u been hiding??? I am still the same farah-hating-somali-lady-loving nigga that u spoke to last time.
Peace

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Mona

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DMX or what ever
bro so u say u hate somali girls , can u tell me why coz? or u are messing about. what ever u do , where ever u go u will alway be a somali, and going to end up with one and married with kids. So stop dissing somaligirls. if u dont know it was a somali lady that had your •••• ass. and know u turn around and dis your mama, i hope u find one nigga that kick your sorry ass to the curb.

peace out

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Dhaayoow

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Hey, Qadiijo Foodeey, yaakheeyoow hal Qadiijo foodeey lee jirto koowdheh ee iisheeg hadii aa tahay adiga teeda kale Jacfar intees ku danbeeyay?

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SmOoThY

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Muna he dissed somalian females??

DMX U got the worng sista..

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TROUBLEGIRL

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CantTouchThis....

CPR...CPR...I can't even spell CPR....lol...U made me laugh

Dhaaayow....
Adiga Qadiijo foodey oo kaa dhuntay ma heshay?....
Mahaan mugey timid Jiijo jeego ay jaratey, jiijadaad Qoryooley ku taqiin ma'ahan tan...LOL


SHAFT......

Don't make me cuzz you ALA sHAKESPEAR STYLE....Don't wake the dead William ..Now/now...
Ok U tested my patience long nuff...

"Thou art so ugly U remind me of the Pakistani prostitute in France......LaHore"

"Thou art not a man...as Men have faith in themselves and their manhood....U Cockroach Flipper"

Peace

TROUBLE

Smoothy don't mind them ignorant butt-heads...I LOVE U...

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Dhaayoow

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DhoocilRabsho,

Rabshada dhaaf yaa adiga, wali karbuunaan ku raadinaayaa ma helin yaakheeyoow tan tii reer Qoryeeleey ma ahan yaa. Khadiijo foodeey fannaanad waaye fannaanad, makastay? Umburutooriyada agteeda eey daganeeeeeeeeed. Dadka reer magaalka eh ha waalin yaa adiga,

waryaa DhoocilRabsho.

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Poison@Soho

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TroubleLesbo in love with Same-sex SmOoThAzZ!!!

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SmOoThY

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I Love U too T.GirL : )

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DMX

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To Mona
If u read what i said u will see that i said i am a farah-hating -SOMALI-LADY loving nigga.I got love for somali girls. Let me explain what a farah is, it's a somali guy who came to the west for a better life, be it for education or a job, but instead that guy sat on his ass chewing kaad or somking weed. There is a female equivalent of a farah and they're known as Halimo, these are somali girls who came to the west wearing a veil not going out at all and generally shell shocked by the whole experience then after a few years they started listening to Destiny's child and TLC and developed a feisty-talk-to-the-hand-cos-the-face-don't-wanna attitude and they started wearing fake hair and tight outfits thinking that they're all that. So that my friends is how to spot a Farah or a Halimo.

Peace

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XAMARDAYE

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EEBOOW WAXAAD RABTO AYAAD NAGULA HADASHAY,NAAG KA SHEEGATO CALI FANAX LAMA SHEEGIN,HADDEEYSE LA CIIRTO GURMAD DED-DEG AH AYEEY RAADSATAA,ODAYGA WAA U GUURISAA MAR IYO LABABA SI LOO JILCIYO,ADIGASE ISLAAMAHA WAXAAY KAAGA TAGEEN SIDAAS MA AHA,HADDII AADSE WAX TARI WEEYSO WAA LAGAA TAGAA EE RUNTA SHEEG,MA ADIGA AYAAN QAAB LEHEEN.

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TROUBLEGIRL

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POISON....
U not DEAD yet.....Benjamin Franklin wannabe

DMX....

Abootadey Haliimo xaad ka rabtaa..Allaha u naxariisteee?I understood your comments in couple of dayz back....but U just dissed my Granny man. < Trying to wipe Bacaad from my tearful eyes> LOL

PEACE
TROUBLE

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UKChiCaWitMuChFlaVa

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LOL@ ALL OV U
PS: SMOOTHY, U DO UR THING GIRL, U FUNNY LIKE WHOA!

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anaylyzer

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to troublegirl,
i have used all my pick-up lines last saturday at a party...i am, like, way too impressed or should say laughed my heart out...anyway, are you as cute as charming your personality suggests...may be, I LIKE YOUR STYLE AND LAUGH, GET YOUR JOKES...
first time, when i read your postings i overlooked your intelligence cause you were being sleezy...by the way, can the brother get some 411...one more thing, please process my application for review as i am confident that i am qualified candidate....that is if you are not already married, seeing or don't find my posting this awkward...

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T-GIRL

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Anaylyzer

Errm I am glad U have analyzed my humour and not my name....LOL....Well U R one of the few Somalians(assuming here that U R Somalian)that get me...simply coz they check my name and automatically assume that I am a Trouble maker.On the contrary bro..I am an easy going highly oppinionated chick...However UR posting made me smile and I have a question for U..

----->What makes U so sure that U R a qualified candidate?U are way too confident about someone U never met in UR life.....Unless U knopw me personally.

No I am not married and No I didn't find your posting AWKWARD......at all......so far...LOL

Word of advice:-Don't use all your pick up lines at once......As in don't put all your eggs in one basket.

PEACE

TROUBLE

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MAC MAC

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Trouble
Highly opnionated. Boy you got that right. That's what makes you cool, abai.

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T-girl

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Mad"Millitary"Boy...
As long as I have U on my side.....The ball is always gonna be on my court. Have fun hon

Peace
Trouble

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Anonymous

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i am serious walaahi, those of u who like big dick leave your email i will send u my naked picture, then u decide whether u would love it or not? katan ka sara just see

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