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     | Unrecorded Date The doctor is in town! Don't miss out! So, Ask anything you like to know about Love, Life, Relationship............etc!
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| | Unrecorded Date Ka ihayaa maaha kii dilay boodhari ama C/Maax iyo Cowrala. Intaba wuu ka waali casyahay, waa ka haya m/macaane oo kale, oo aan dhan loo raaco lahayn sida carsaanyada. Talo keen
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| | Unrecorded Date kabaheey yaa arki? bilaa caleeg maraa waaxid.....hada lee soo gadti.
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| | Unrecorded Date Waryaa Micheal ku sheeg haygu soo waalan, adiga waxa ku hayaa ma aha jacayl ee waxaa calooshaada ku dhex bakhtiyey Jiir/Dooli, ee halagaa soo saaro
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| | Unrecorded Date ,.,,,Ciiloow ba'ee ,,,,Ceebddeyddan ,,,,Carsaayadda ,,,,Siddeeddii ,,,,Miyaan Gees walboo ,,,,Carrarray,,,,,the first and last Beled Wein Singer,,,,,......
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| | Unrecorded Date Ma waxaad tiri Love, relationship, oo hadan live Gee...what, are you smoking, wale kuma weydiiyo shey qura xitaa hadii dhuunta la'i heeysto. lab iyo Dhedig waxaa tahayba waxaan ku oran goobta orodoo parttime ka raadso. Fiiro Gaar ah...waa siday ila tahay iyo goor dame
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| | Unrecorded Date Micheal. Horata kumaan fahmin. EE si fiican suaasha u weydiiso. Hebel. Kabahaaga sariirta hosteeda ka raadso. Neefow. Gabay kama jabaabi kari. EE su aal kale keen. Ciise rooti. Sorry if you don't have nothing to said don't visit hear. Peace the doctor has left the building.
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| | Unrecorded Date maku jiraan Doc.....
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| | Unrecorded Date DOctor horta ha shakin dooli ma aha waxa igu jira su'aasha hadaan kuu balbalaariyo, waxbaan jeclahay mana arko qofka aan jecelahay, waxaan jeclaaday qoraalkiisa habeenkiina kama seexdo. sababta? adigaa ka jawaabi hadii kale shaqada waa lagaa ceerin
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| | Unrecorded Date see camalkaa micheal duqa adna maqaasiinka maa kasoo baxdi. see qoraalkiis ujeclaati sxboo?
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| | Unrecorded Date Hebel. Keep looking from there. Micheal. You are sufuring a disorder called "Waa Ku arkay Waan ku aan shaqay" Disorder kaas na waxaa la gu daawayn karaa. Qusbo iyo biyo. Is not any salt. Get the one with no name. Biyaha tubada ku darso. Markaas cab labo glass. Hade ila soo socodsii wixii faah faahin eh. Peace. The doctor is out.
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| | Unrecorded Date Dear Doctor, I have know this guy for a year now and one night he told me that he was in love with and i told the same because i do feel the same. we have dated for a while and after a while he wanted more , if you know what i mean , i told he him that i wanted to stay virgin till i am married , he says that he wants to be forever ( i think he only sid this to assure me , so ill sleep with him-but that didnt work). Anyway my feelings for him are quite strong and every time i see him , i wanna tell how great he is and that i love but i cant. Because he wants sex and i dont. I think he is the most wonderfuls guy i have ever met.I friends with his friends and his sisters , so everyday i see him. He said that we should fiorgete eveything and i agree but everything is changed , we were friends before. If i asked to do something he does it for me without asking any thing. Eveything he has ever told was true, when ever we suppose to meet , he would be there no matter how cold is , no matter what time it was , he would always be there with a smile on his face ,i would him sometimes and we would talk for ages. He is the tuype that dont show emotions. I am so confused with this guy. Everything in ,my life is perfect accept this. Please help. Urgent reply needed. Thanks in advanced
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| | Unrecorded Date Dear Doctor, I have known this guy for a year now and one night he told me that he was in love with and i told the same because i do feel the same. we have dated for a while and after a while he wanted more , if you know what i mean , i told he him that i wanted to stay virgin till i am married , he says that he wants to be forever ( i think he only sid this to assure me , so ill sleep with him-but that didnt work). Anyway my feelings for him are quite strong and every time i see him , i wanna tell how great he is and that i love but i cant. Because he wants sex and i dont. I think he is the most wonderfuls guy i have ever met.I friends with his friends and his sisters , so everyday i see him. He said that we should fiorgete eveything and i agree but everything is changed , we were friends before. If i asked to do something he does it for me without asking any thing. Eveything he has ever told was true, when ever we suppose to meet , he would be there no matter how cold is , no matter what time it was , he would always be there with a smile on his face ,i would him sometimes and we would talk for ages. He is the tuype that dont show emotions. I am so confused with this guy. Everything in ,my life is perfect accept this. Please help. Urgent reply needed. Thanks in advanced
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| | Unrecorded Date Dr. waad mahadsantahay laakiin daawadii waxay igu riday Mindhicir jururuqow
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| | Unrecorded Date Ok Doc I will. Mind you that ya doing terrific job ya hear? I mean marvelous job I said ya hear? Ok IM kicking out of this joint it’s giving me the freaking rash ya hear? I'LL BE BACK! I always wanted to say that.
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| | Unrecorded Date The Doctor has left the building for ever, he is suffering lovesick.
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| | Unrecorded Date ANNON honey dont do it!! dont , coz u will only regret it in future.. cant say that if it fels right, since we are muslims, and not allowed to do it but i suggest u tell him if u wannna have sex lets wait till we can get married, not before... I have a b/f who accepts the fact we will never have sex b4 we get married,,... that is if we do. But the probabilty of the relationship working out is 50-50, so dont take the chance.. ALLAH made it clear anyway what we sshould be doing and what we shouldnt.
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| | Unrecorded Date or better yet have a imaginary sex at least that will keep your weld intact
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| | Unrecorded Date hey bitch hand over that stinking pussy of yours, anyway, one day a guy will •••• it, either sooner or later...what is the fucking point of being virgin.....that pussy belongs to a man....get it...
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| | Unrecorded Date subxaana laah
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| | Unrecorded Date to.doctor sxb gabar afuufoow haayo maxaa lagu daaweeyaa ama shinbiroow gabartaan jeclahay labadaas ay qabtaaye...marmarka qaarkoodna kakanoos waaye
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| | Unrecorded Date Dear Doc are condoms one time use or I have to wash them after each use? If not how often should I wash them? Are they dishwasher safe or they have to be hand washed? If so, how can I have them lubricated? With 10W-40 or 20W-50? How about transmission fluid? Please reply me A.S.A.P.
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| | Unrecorded Date lol@@@@Hebel....everything is dishwasher save and microwavable these days huh:) But man !! I thought trasmission fluid was only for the cars......!!! Doc. I have this obsession for frogs....just can't resist them....what do??
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| | Unrecorded Date oh my goooooood i can't believe that some people are taking diz doc 4realz.....loook at anony she's all freaked out.....grl he aint realy keep ur problems to urself or better yet take to a well paid counselor,,,, i suggest you try oprah or jerryspringer ......i guarantee oprah will cry with u ....one time diz somali lady came talking about guudniin lol man she made oprah cry.....grl try her she will pay too to hebel loooooooooool dang man u alwayz make me laugh....did u find ur shoes yet????? hebel aka lebeh •••• dat sounds like lebeeb lol about da condoms looooooooool yeah they washable....n don't forget to iron them.....n when u washing them use bounce ......kana ilaali biyaha kulul see ku bajaqin yaah lol doc where u at ........taking lessons from eedo oprah mise adeer jerry springer???? doctor aniga fuq fuq buraale aa i haayo seee wax yealaa hee nuff love
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| | Unrecorded Date Alaha ha u naxariisto dhaqtarkii waxa la'aasay aasay saaka.
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| | Unrecorded Date To dhamaantiin, Horta way fiicantahay in la iswaydaarsado aragti ama ra'yi si akhlaaq ku jirto inkastoo aanay dhicin yaalaaba! Dad ka caytamaya ma aha inay qof ku caayaan ra'yi ama wuxuu qabo kuwa ugu talagalay inay qof ka caytansiiyaana ma aha inay qodqodaan dadka qarkood. Tusaale ahaan Qoley iyo Gurey iyo dhalinyaro kaleba waxaad moodaa inay dadka ka yara aqoon badanyihiin. Shalu marayna waa bilaa akhlaaq. Calaa kulu xaal Kan la baxay Walaalkiina ma hagaagsana qudhiisu, waxay ila tahay inuu ahaa dadkii ku dul noolaa dhiiga umada oo ilaabi kari la' nimcadii laga afqabtay. Si kasta ha ahaatee waxaan jeclahay inaan dadka qaarkood kala baro arimahan: 1-Soomaalia 2-Soomaali 2-Somali-Land 3-Djibouti 4-Ogaden & NFD Iyadoo sidaa la kala yahay, waa sida waaqiciga ahee baa hadana laysla yahay Soomaali, qofwalibana u hanwayn yahay inuu ku faano Soomalinamadda. Somali-Land hadaan usoo leexdo Mustaqbalkeeda waa howl anaga noo taala sidaanu ka yeeli lahyn, inay Mustaqbalka ku biirt walaasheeda Koonfureedna waa howl anaga noo taala oo aan cidna la waydiinyan, xoriyadna hada gacantaanu ku haysanaa mana rabno inaanu mar danbe deg-degno. Waa sidaas waaqicigu. Wasalaamu calaykum.
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| | Unrecorded Date Hey everyone, I back. Dear Anonymous. I am sorry to said this but a guy who pressures you to have sex. Isn't the guy of your dreams. I respect you love him and all. But I segust for you to move on. Otherwise your going to loose what you value most. Even worse your going to loose him. Koco. Kiss the frog who knows it may be prince or pricess for you. Hebel: Condoms are one time use only. Maanyo. Faafaahi su aashaada waayo way isku dhex qasantahay. mowlid... The doctor is never love sick....Just loveless
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| | Unrecorded Date what do you mean by one time use only by the way?
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| | Unrecorded Date Hebel. You know what I mean."THROW IT" After performance.
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| | Unrecorded Date after each act ok got it thank u sir.
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| | Unrecorded Date Hallo Doctor well come Home again, tell me more about your long absantee. as you know Doctor should be always binding!
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| | Unrecorded Date mow. If you got question ask. Otherwise I have nothing to say to you. Hebel. I am glad you understand this time.
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| | Unrecorded Date Hey Doc What if it's in the same act but a different scene should I keep it on or go for a refill? Cause it sure gets hard staying on one time I had to literally fish it out of there and it took me half an hour finding it and soiled the whole mood for me?
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| | Unrecorded Date To hebel Go for refill. I know is goint to kill the mood. But it save.
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| | Unrecorded Date any color is fine huh?
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| | Unrecorded Date Yes any color is fine. But I prefer green.
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| | Unrecorded Date Doctor!!!!! Doctor!!!!!! Doctor!!!!! DOctor!!!!!! Hey Doc, are you there??? What's up with this condom stuff you are talking about?? I thought you were the Doc of all Luvz....Bacaad aa ku dhegtahay miyaa Duqa.(JOKE) any way!!!!!!!!! Doc, this is Kutubeey Kaneeco I met a guy named Kutuboow-Xuboow-Xiin. We had lots of fun together and day after day his love was growing inside of my heart. Sincerely, he touched a special part which had never been touched before and fulfilled the emptied place in my heart. Now that he rented my heart for free with no first and last deposit/payment, he left me for another hootchie mama called Qalooceey-Kuuso. Doc, now that I'm violently and intensely angry, and insanely and madly in love with him what should I do? Hurryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy DOC... I'm on suicidal impulses stage...... Hurryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Kutubeey
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| | Unrecorded Date Kutubeey Horat ii faahfahi. Where you going out first. If yes? You shouldn't let him brow anything until you know he is your man you know what I mean. If you were not involved at the first place then I am sorry to say this but your insane. You know what I mean Mentally Chalenge. For given someone to your heart. Beacuse you don't exist in his life. Doctor Peace
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| | Unrecorded Date kutubeey for yar information condoms are tools that are used for making love. . . . . doc make her not to talk about my business please.
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| | Unrecorded Date Kutubeey. Leave hebel's busness alone. Please come up with your own problems Peace!
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| | Unrecorded Date Doc, Bacaadkaaga isaga dhaganoow meesha waxba ma ku heesid. Ciil waxaa iga haayo khadii aan iska dhameeyey markii aan wax kuu soo qoray. PS that name doesnt fit on you.... Hebel, Nacalaa Shaati giir giirtahay ku yaal Dheh, Macawiis Xisaab-Xisaab Cagaarle, Kabo Weyne, Cago Balaar, Fiid Meer, OPP, Mr Everywhere, Kuunto Kurus, Faro Weeyne, Feero Armaajo, GusShimbir, Donut Wareege, Idho Dameer, Fuucow, Gar Musbaar, San Kubaayo, Shaf Sagaaro, Kil Kilo Weyne, Dhago Bacayer, Madax Barmiil, Calool Weyne isoo daan daanso aniga Waa Kaa dhex baxaa ima taqaanid.. Qanjo Weyne waaxid... PEACE
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| | Unrecorded Date doc she's insulting me now. Ithink
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| | Unrecorded Date KUTUBEY.... Yahoooy saan U qoslaayey.....U MADE ME cry...... ha ha ha..... Never trust men anyway...and take back the key to your heart coz no matter how much you love the guys....THEY ALL DOGS..... HEBEL.... Waryaaa U R not environmentally friendly R U? Whatever happenend to RECYCLING? U cant THROW away the CONDOM.....USE IT AGAIN......LOL DOC.... Stop giving my neighbour BAD advice..... If U ask me... U need help YO SELF
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| | Unrecorded Date Hebel, Awalaan kuu sheegay yaa meelaha qaarkood anugu kataangaa fadhaa, ileeysin maanta iga leexo ha icelin ka wareegaan ku iri. Aryaa Kutubeey, biijada day, joqofeey waaxid, daqsiga iska ilaaliyaan ku iri. LOOL Ala Kataanga waa sii alaalaxaa yaa, hebel see you again body.
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| | Unrecorded Date Hey TROUBLEGIRL, Do you have a black Lipstick? Kutubeey is dying for it. Pls HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP.
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| | Unrecorded Date Wart-Suuqa, Bax Sakiin Laq... Lax Diiflee Yahay, Biijo Dheer Waaxid..Naaso Balaq Yahay.. Sal Weyn .. Maxaa Rabtaana Qurumad Yahay..... Being A Professional Lady Like I Am.. I Am Ignoring That And Pretending That I Didnt See It... By The Way,Your Name Explains it .. Ciyaal Suuqad Waaxid.. Bax Isgee Suuqa Miijiska oo Isasoo Miiji
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| | Unrecorded Date ay kutubeey gorgoradaa kor uqaado waa dhocoosaaye. . . . . troubledchick ya all being KAKI, please loosen up and isdaba qabo ama dabada iska qabo. warta arooy sanboosaran kuusoo diri lahaaye toban ii lamo hal sano lagu deri ma isu ekeen kartaa?
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| | Unrecorded Date Kutubeey once again this topic is called "ASK ANYTHIN" not "INSULT OTHERS" so please stop insulting others or get out... Trouble whatever please open your own topic.. leave mine alone........... Peace
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| | Unrecorded Date Kutubeey.. Wardhiigleey WASAARAD WAAYE inta kale wakaalad waaye.. Ar Wardhiigleey WASAARAD WAAYE inta kale wakaalad waaye. Hey Doc. Pls allow me this time to act on your behalf. Kutubeey hal beelashiriin ka qaado farmishiyah wardhiigleey oo caawa soojeedka ku qoran joqoftaada nuurnuureeyso aaban ka joogi waayee, laba xabo oo bisbaas ahna biijada sii saaro dadka labadoo bari afkaaga haka amaan helaane. Teeda kale biijo iyo Joqofeey aa lagugu ogaaye shimoow habeenisoowgaana kugu dhacay. Mise qofkastoo hebel lasoo jiro aad naag u malaysaa. Hebel; Aryaa xaasisanidaa xaad kutubeey gorgoradda uga ridee mawaxaad rabtaa ineey cambaarteeda dadka ka cararaan? yaayah hadalkaaga waa yaryahay ileeysan qoftoow asiibo waa daba gadihii. Kutubeey xaa tiraahdeen..... Kutebeey xaa tiraahdeen............. Faataxada noo mara.
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| | Unrecorded Date Aryaa Hebel, LOOOL, hal walaxaan kaa hilmaamay... Mugaan 12 hal sano ku daray RAANI ama "Janfalo" aa ii soo baxday, ee waa kugu bahalnimadaas aryaa ar xaa dadka saas ugu galee. Don't wrory Kutubeey this is men's game..
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| | Unrecorded Date To the Doctor in the house.....I don't have a problem but a dilemma. I'm curently living in a town with a small population of Somalians. There's a guy who also is Somalian...he is in some of my classes and he is a really nice it's just that I'm not in to him. It's not that he is not attractive it's just that I have never dated a Somalian guy. I know without reasonable doubt that he likes me...but I never experienced love with a Somalian guy...should Igive him a chance or stick with my usual saturday night dates. Please respond as quick as possible before I give my answer to him. Love to all Hanan
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| | Unrecorded Date hey doc i forgot where i parked my car. could'ya help me!
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| | Unrecorded Date Doc, Bacaadkaaga Isga Dhegenoow... Hebel, 3 Words For You ... Ciyaal Faay Cali WartaSuuqa, hmmmmmmmmm... You Dont Worth A Word.. Here Take This Quarter And Go Buy A Personality,, Cuz You're Making Fool Out Of Yourself... Kutubeey Will Be Off Whole This Week... Any Comments Or Inputs From These 2 Jerks Will Be Discarded With No Hard Feeling ... [*____*] So Long
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| | Unrecorded Date Hey Doc. I think I have a disorder colors, if I see red I'll be mad!! Why ? Warta
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| | Unrecorded Date Maybe you are a bull.....dibi nooh. Haven't you seen when the Spainairds are having a bullfight? Doc chill...I ain't taking over your practice!
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| | Unrecorded Date Doc, Your employee has exceeded beyond her capacity, shall I answer or what?
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| | Unrecorded Date Lol this page is funny!!!!! It's like a soap opera
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| | Unrecorded Date Doooooooooooooooooooc! is cold out here, and you haven't told me where my car is yet.......am freezing.
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| | Unrecorded Date are U sure ya had a car first of all or yar looking for yar imaginary car?
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| | Unrecorded Date Thanks hebel for helpin mechigan for me. Hanan. give the guy a chance maybe who knows he is what you have been starving for. Hey Mechigan.....what is the color of your car cause I found four cars that has been missing. Nurse. Where have you been. I have been waiting. Warta..My employee is right. But to answer your question you need protection glasses. If you need details don't forget to write me. I will be happy to give details of the protection glasses. Until the next time Peace!
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| | Unrecorded Date Well doc, thanks but I think I know how to protect my dignity as "bull" .. Nurse, FFUUUUFF...KHRUUUUFFF...FFUUUUUUUFF.. Oh nO, nO nO, you are not my scale, but I have to do this since you start something need to be finish for all.. So, Lolita!! how you find my tongue (smoothy or Crunchy)? See doc, as "bull" not only I'll get mad when I'm in the arena, red stuff is my favorite color keeps me >>>>>>>> you know….. FFUUUUUUUFF next please.
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| | Unrecorded Date Yo Hebel waa la ii sheegay in maan too dhan gaarigeega ku ag wareeg saneey say. Doc it was a red car, and i think Hebel stole it. God!!! can u atleast send me a jacket while i wait.
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| | Unrecorded Date It's time to take over your position doc. since you failed to act as a professional. Michigan, Sorry sweet heart, special pick up is on the way to help you while investigation is taking place to find your car and let you inform further progress. By the way don't accuse an innocent ppl again. To old Nurse: It wouldn't happen this tragic to you if your duck (sorry I mean doc) to interfere between you & Mr. "bull" To warta; Mr. "bull" that was severe damage ever happened to our X nurse, you better find a lawyer coz in a few days will see you in a court. Oh, By the way it was nice hit. Best regards to you all.
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| | Unrecorded Date thanks new nurse but i think i have already catched cold. could you prescripe me something to make me feel better? New Nurse, since you are NEW let me tell you something about hebel, HE IS DA KING OF THEIVES. And Every1 was telling me (especialy xaaji Cambaro......no no no not that one.... the one that smokes weed... yea that one) She saw him walking around my car, and she knows because he was selling weed to her. Oooh damn! that pick you send me just past me bay. i think hebel told them to do that. hebeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel damnnnnnnnn youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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| | Unrecorded Date michigan; 2 extra strength Tylenol every 4 hours and Camomile tea with XULBO in the morning and evening to prescribe for you, don't forget one table spoon of Honey mixed with hot pepper before breakfast for seven days. Unless we see this lady "weed smoker" we can't say any about Hebel, meanwhile you need to find out 2 witnesses otherwise we have nothing against hebel though. Moreover, I'm not in charge with criminal cases, would you notify nearest police station to you. Till then this is YOOOOUURRRRR New Nurse, See ya.
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| | Unrecorded Date Knock, knock, knock! Anybody around here? Doctor, doc! docccccccccc Is there any doc in the building? I see a doc's bag... where is he/she??? somebody respond me or.. or.. I'll.. I'll knock this door down ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Did somebody say WEED??? hey Michigan could you pass me some ?? I've no money man. I smoked out all the little green I had. I'm waiting ~~~~~~~~~~~~
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| | Unrecorded Date Doctor is hear sick patient please tell me where it hurts most. New nurse thanks for helping out. But where is that new clinic you were working did they fire you. I guess so. Mechigan what was the License plate of the car. You just told me the color. Meanwhile take this jacket,,.....hoo.....qaado is yours. Bye until the next time
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| | Unrecorded Date Doc, New Nurse was fired from the clinic because of harrassing patients, using foul language and creating havoc! It transpired that she acquiried the nurse licence throuogh an off shore correspondence school! But, she maybe useful as a watch dog for the front office to keep out the weirdo and the winos! So please keep her. Later!
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| | Unrecorded Date "Diversity of the '90s" New diversity of women in the 90's: Our Model name is KUTUBEEY DIVORCED KUTUBEEY (comes with all of friend's accessories) TEENAGE SINGLE PARENT KUTUBEEY ("welfare check" from Mattel mailed each month) CRACK ADDICT KUTUBEEY (pipe included, sugar may be used to simulate crack cocaine) BOULEVARD KUTUBEEY (with cheap makeup, short skirt, and high heels) TROUBLE KUTUBEEY (KUTUBEEY with a butch) LIPSTICK KUTUBEEY (actually no different in appearance from regular KUTUBEEY) ANOREXIA KUTUBEEY (no different in appearance from regular KUTUBEEY) BRUNETTE KUTUBEEY (the only KUTUBEEY with a brain) QUANTUM PHYSICIST KUTUBEEY (yeah, right) BOW-WOW KUTUBEEY (the ugliest KUTUBEEY you've ever seen) PUNK KUTUBEEY (has rings in all sorts of strange places) NAVY PILOT KUTUBEEY (comes with a body bag, wrecked fighter jet sold separately) FEMINIST KUTUBEEY (has unshaved legs and armpits) BATTERED WIFE KUTUBEEY (comes with a restraining order to serve to men) BOBBIT KUTUBEEY (with knife, men had better watch out) See you guys,
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| | Unrecorded Date DAAAAAAMN Doc. How dare you ? I and many of this clinic's patients would rather not come back to here anymore. I was sick and tired for mistreatments by your old nurse and thus you humiliated women, hah. Therefore you better look another profession and take your old Chihuahua with you, I mean the old nurse. We need a German shepard here to protect us not an ugly Chihuahua.
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| | Unrecorded Date It's me!!Yes Me the weed-smoker.. New nurse, I'm here to testify mr hebel .. Yes you Honor, I saw Hebel wandering around Michigan's car... Yes Honor, he gamme some of his weeds and told me to leave and I left cuz I thought I was interrupting his black market.. Yes homor, I left when I got my lifesaver and I didnt know what happened afterwards. Can I now step down? Thank you
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| | Unrecorded Date DOCTOR.... U mentioned TROUBLE KUTUBEY....<Prepare 4 yo FUNERAL> WEED-SMOKER-LADY... GIRL U should be on JUDGE JUDY OLD LADY.... HE he he he ha ha ha Chiuahuha..Lol..a white one too...I just imagined him marking his territory like DOGS DO....LOL PEACE TROUBLE<This place never ceases to amaze me>
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| | Unrecorded Date Oh my god someone is using my name. Get your own name. Whoever was insulted forgive me. This person is jelouse he escape from the mental institute. Doctor does not talk like that. Please go back. Nurse catch him. Peace
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| | Unrecorded Date What is going on here? doc. someone is using your name! or you scared to death when TROUBLEGIRL called the funeral house, yeah your grave is ready see you their doc. TROUBLEGIRL . Let us buried the doc. Or shall we give him a chance to change his attitude? old lady, sorry for the mess, you and other patients are most welcome to my clinic at any time. No mistreatments no humiliation and nice beautiful German Shepard is waiting you. Hey ugly Chihuahua. NUUUUUURRRRSSSSEEEE I presume u fooling round to find a job hah, well though your credentials is not that bad, but you need a behavior course at this moment. Hebel, sustain. Weed smoker, step down and stay in the court please for further inquiry.
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| | Unrecorded Date Doc, af qashin. LOOOL waa iga qoslisiisay aryaa ee waakugu afqashinimadaas aryaa xeey tahay naceebka aad gabdhaha u qabtid ooy kaa galabsadeen? Who said "Colgote" guys? see doc. soo luqluqo af qashin waaxid. Chihuaaaaaahuaaaaaa Chihuahua, ar Chihuaaaaaahuaaaaaa Chihuahua, meey ku yiraahdeen!! magac iyo magac u yaal. Magac lagama maskiimo. New Nurse; 100 bukaansocod minaan kuusoo dirin anaa wax kaa ba'shay ee keep the good work adoo kalaa la rabaahe.
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| | Unrecorded Date Doc, please call the vermin control unit!! The practice is becoming a hazardous place to work. We need professional disinfectants to contain the trash and the virus brought by the new invasion of the classless.
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| | Unrecorded Date Nurse, I had enough and enough, it's time to get rid of you. How long you want me to go over and over for this. Read my lips (YOU FIRED).
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| | Unrecorded Date New Nurse... Give the DOCTOR a couple of dayz..till his welfare cheque comes through..... HEBEL.... Im cool....LOL.....I am not isku-Cariiri-ing Jaako bir ah.... WARTA SUUQA.... Aryaa mugaad Lip-stick Black i weydiiheysid ma anaa Biijo qabo...Aqayeeee woow ii qaraaaa ka waran....Minaaan wardhiigley kugu qoorsagaareyn..Habartey Isniino Toxoboow ima dhalin...Sug adi...Mahaaas -Kabiskaas ma u jeeda....haaa kaaas igu sug....Anaa kuu imaaanaaayeee.... PEACE
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| | Unrecorded Date loooooooooooooooooooooooooool.................. This page is hilarious, funnyyyyyyyyy.... Keep up the goooooooooooood work ppleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Dooooooooooooooooooooooooccccccccccccccccccccccccc I do understand that it takes a minute to like a someone, but what I dont understand is that it takes a long time to forget someone....so Doc How do you know when you are in love?????? I know loving and liking someone are too different things... but Doc, I need your help for clearifying the difference between those two... write me down for your FINAL DECISION!!!!!!!!!!!!lol Regis Philips
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| | Unrecorded Date I opject to Hebel's opjection. New nurse, da weed smoker was da only lady that was around anywayz, the only one that was still young enough and to remmember anything. da other ones where just tooo damn old! and doc my plate # was QLV 157 NEW nurse thnx for da priscription, but i think Xabad kaa biyo iga galay already. and doc can i give sick-patieng some of my weed?
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| | Unrecorded Date Until this syco is cought I can solve your problems. Who is this other so called doctor.
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| | Unrecorded Date Doc, it is the New Nurse, everrything went wacko when she came. She has multiple personality disorder.
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| | Unrecorded Date IS DENTIST ALLOWED IN DIZ ROOM?????!!!! REALLY BAAAAAAD HYGIEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| | Unrecorded Date Hi room, My name is Nus-Kiilo and I'm an alcoholic... Oops wrong group..Oh no actually I'm in the right place..what the heck... doc, how can I stop this bad habit??... I'm soberer... Yeah I am...but when I get intoxicated I feel DOWN and my behavior toward others is bad ..really bad ..baaaad. So doc,I dont need your prescriptions nor your therapy treatments... but I need your tips..yeah your tips me to get back to my old self again since you are the doc of all the docs.... Is that too much to ask??? No.. I thought so too... bye
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| | Unrecorded Date Doc. Enclosed is my brief report; New nurse condition is steady, all she needs to downsize her responsibility and no wonder being a workaholic coz of the load she was carrying all along, meanwhile I've noticed that "Chihuahua" old nurse is insane, insulting patients I suggest to continue her cure with Dr. Lambert. Sorry, I can't handle her case. I don't want lose my clients.
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| | Unrecorded Date Mr. 500g. Here is my tips: ....__...---...__ Old Nurse <---((.....>> you know. good luck.
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| | Unrecorded Date Trouble girl leave the doc alone. He appologize. And said someone was using hi?her name. And I believe him. Nus kiilo. YOu are in the wring room.
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| | Unrecorded Date Sorry Dr. Psycho. I'm really Impressed that my Chihuahua's condition is so bad. Thankx. I let my secretary to arrange an appointment with Dr. Lambert. Guys, I really feel sorry for this sad News, what I shall do now? I don't want to lose my dignity to call the innocent new nurse while my Chihuahua is under treatment. TROUBELGIRL, Do you know anyone for temporary help. Fruitopia; When you notice your rearward is itching you that is the real love. Keep the good work.
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| | Unrecorded Date Mariah! huh The title says Ask Anything. What made you so sure that I was at the wring,,sorry wrong room??? Hey Mariah, The real Mariah was quiting her career do you have any idea about that?? Any Tabliods around here so that they can get her scoops Doc! huh What was that?? Man I can't read Af-jini. I mean hen scratch. Do you mind explaining it again. Thanks
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| | Unrecorded Date Correction, Tabliods around here so that they can give me her scoops
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| | Unrecorded Date Yeah that's what I meant (Doora xade). I hired Dabacadeeye this time not Chihuahua.
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| | Unrecorded Date WOOOOOW this is cool. DhoocilRabsho, LOL. Walee waayga daacad inaan kuu qariheen biijada ee Kutubeeyaan is lahaay anqaasta ay bushumaha marsayda haskadaydo. Aduunka waa ilbexee. Mugaas waxaan is lahaay hal Brown ah haloosoo taago. Calaa kulli xaal waa ka naqday hadalkaas, xaa dhacay dheh? Anaad rabtaa miyaa inaad xabasha xabashoow igasoo shiirisid.LOOL. Yaayah waakugu caqligaas inoow miirka iga tago eey rabtaahe day. Nus-Kiilo, Admaaba reer warta ah hadoow ninkaan ku aflagaadeeyhaa aad edeb uyeeli weeydid, mugoow kalkaaliyihiisa waalan qoorta kuu galsho iyo maroow dabacadeeye kugusoo diro. Ar maha kakac.
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| | Unrecorded Date WARYAADHA NINKEY MAQAAXIDAAN U SHIDANTAHAY SI FIICAN BAY UGU SOCTAA EE NINKU WAA KUMA? WAR DEE MA INA HEBEL HEBLAAYO HEBELOOW HEBELKAA HEBELKIIS HEBEL YAAD LA DHATAY MISE KU DHALAY. WARYEE DEE WAAN KA BOODAYAAYEE DEE REERKA SII NABAD GELYEYA
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| | Unrecorded Date ehehehehehehe DOC you really cracked me up.. Man, skunks are the worst pets sometimes they expose an unpleasant smell which is very harmful to your lungs(Doc you and your crews are like a banana and making it splite) Michigan and Hebel, you aren't going to settle this case, are you?(always try to negotiate the right ways to the wrong ways) The New nurse whom was accussed getting her studies from off shore study, you really lied about your qualification, but what the heck (Always lie to get what you want) The rest I'll come back to you
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| | Unrecorded Date Nus kilo I am not going anywhere. Don't believe anything you hear in the tabloids. Mariah
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| | Unrecorded Date DOC, adaa Nuskiilo taataabsadee wax ka dheef; horaa waxaa loo yiri "ceesaantii mas iyo good madax shabeel leeftaa maleggeedii baa galay!
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| | Unrecorded Date Truth is speaking always, here is what our Physic doc. proved regarding old Nurse insanity. you want see her picture, please step by step: http://www.jokes2000.com/jokes/cartoons/?page=4 and later on she was like this http://www.jokes2000.com/jokes/files/joke9260.htm Finally my old nurse became a perfect women like this: http://www.jokes2000.com/jokes/files/joke8768.htm
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| | Unrecorded Date Kutubeey Waa Tanaa Acuudiyow, Meesha Waxay Ku Soo Baxday Bilraadigii Toronto. Doc, Maxaa Waaye Dhiiqada Aad Sii Deeysayna. I See That You've Been Turned Against Me But It Doesn't Matter I Know How To Deal With Buuryo Dheere Like You. Waraa Take Your Shits Elsewhere, Dammit!. Can I Pass You Some Tissues So You Can Wipe Them Up??. They Really Smell Like A Rotten Fish!! Ufaa Caleek I Can Smell Them From Here). By The Way, What's Up With This Copy And Past Stuff? Haven't Your Teachers Thought To Use Your Brain And To Come Up With Your Own Owns? I Don't Think So! Henceforth, I'll Be Ignoring You Doc Like I Did Some Of Your Patients Who Needed Some Sedation Pills. TROUBLEGIRL You Are So Funny Girl. You Mentioned Funeral The Guy Came Back For An Appolagy.Good Job Girl!! LOL
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| | Unrecorded Date Qaladkeey Aan Saxaa 1) Bilraadigii == BILYAARDIGII 2) Your Teachers Thought ( YOU ) 3) To COme Up With Your Own ( WORDS )
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| | Unrecorded Date MARIAH.... OK..SIS...... KUTUBEY.... LOL..COPY AND PASTE...HA HA HA HA HA HA .....Where he is from they had no TEACHERS... DOCTOR... I know some1 who can help U.....?He is a VET... .......BUT then again you have animal instincts anywayz...so his medication will not give U any side-effects. PEACE :0) TROUBLE
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| | Unrecorded Date doc guska ugu fiican meeq inch waaye. haddis yar yahayna mala weeneyn karaa. nin/wreersan.
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| | Unrecorded Date Hey who U calling sedation? and where are U hencewarded pick on him the only DOC we have?
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| | Unrecorded Date anonymous I can't answer yar sissy question at the moment please try me next life.
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| | Unrecorded Date DR Maxaa lagu daaweeyaa laf-guri? Kutubeey dhageeyso jawaabta dotoorka.
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| | Unrecorded Date XAMARDAYE, Kaliibare 18" amaa wadataa?
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| | Unrecorded Date DR, FAAL CAGOOLE MA KU FILAN YAHAY?
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| | Unrecorded Date DR Maseerka naagaha maxaa lagu daaweeyaa? XAMARDAYE;lama faal BAROON dheh,waa ka dhax kacee.
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| | Unrecorded Date Warta, warka isii wadaay? maha waa kusoo badannay ma istiri!! Wadaayoow si aan naloogu qaldamin waxaad sameeysaa "warta2" isticmaal oday.
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| | Unrecorded Date DR; Bilcaan aan la guursaday waa MASEERTAY,waxaa DR iyiri mid saddexaad la guurso waa dagee tan koowaad,waa la guursaday waa dagtay,laakiin tii labaad aa MASEERTAY ,DR ki aan u noqday seen wax yeelaa?mid afraad guurso,waa dagtay tii 3xaad,tii afraad ayaa hadda MASEERSAN,sideen wax yeelaa?DR. please qof kaleh yuusan ka soo jawaabin haloo daayo DR ka.
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| | Unrecorded Date mid afaraad ku dar sadexda kale haba ka kudee. . . . . . . misbiyaaji sinyoore farateelo.
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| | Unrecorded Date Kutubeey Waa Tanaa Is This The Room Of Social Psychologist's Office? XamarDaye, Allow Me To Examin YOu 1- Are You Lately Experiencing Mood Swings? 2- Any Hot Flashes, Night Sweats, Early Wakening Or insomnia ? 3- Sex And Mid-Life Crises/Change? 4- Difficulty In Concentrating And Headaches? Let Me Know And I'll Tell You Meesha Lagaaga Badan Yahay Okay.. Ka Gudub Hebel, I'm Sorry I Can't Examin You Coz Your Teeth Are Too BIG For My Machines And I'm Afraid To Inform You That I'm Going To Transfer You To The Biggest Hospital In Alexanderia or FairFax Area. Kutubeey Waa Qul Qushay
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| | Unrecorded Date I know what's wrong with me kutubeey. I will not pay U to tell me what I already know. . . C? IM experiencing a case of extreme hornity. That’s all...See? Ever since I became a born again girgin I started to see rubber dolls in my sleep. What IM trying to say is I need an intake manifold that’s all. . . . I have to sit over there now. I wonna know what these voices are asking me.
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| | Unrecorded Date kutubeey: jawaabaha qaarna maskax ahaa ayaa looga jawaabaa,qaarna practical,so are u ready ficil ahaan inaad jawaabaha u hesho?igala soo xiriir tell;07039-23885573.
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| | Unrecorded Date YAA SIDAAN WAX YEELAY? ANIGA MABA KA JAWAABIN WAXAAN WAA LA I GALAY WAR SIDAAN LAMA AMAANEEYNIN EE MAGACA MAAD II DHAAFTAAN,MISE CAAY IYO WAX XIL LEH AYAAD IGA RABTAAN. KUTUBEEY,HADDII AAN KUU SOO JAWAABO MEESHA LA IIGA BADAN YAHAY AYAAD OGAANEE SIS,MARKA SIR WAAYEH MA KUU SHEEGAAYI.
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| | Unrecorded Date Hey doc How can you cure a person who lies alot....I mean the "LIE" Peace
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| | Unrecorded Date Mariah tell him to, . . Go now go walk out the door just turn around now 'cause UR not welcome anymore weren’t U the one who tried to hurt me with yar bye? did U think I’d crumble? did U think I’d lay down and die? no, no, no I… I will survive Oh! As long as I know how to live I know IM still young I got all of my life to live I got all of my love to give I’ll survive I will survive Hey, heeeeeeey.
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| | Unrecorded Date LOL..... HEBEL RULES.... From his numero uno fan..... Ok now I'll go.....get out my door... As long as I have corn chips I know I'll stay alive.....I will survive PEACE BAD-CHICK
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| | Unrecorded Date Hebel...what the hell you are talking about. who said I was talking about man..
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| | Unrecorded Date OK..NOW IM LAUGHING TO THE BONE....BONE-PERSON YAR KINKY THANG. . . . . mariah who were U talking about? yar cat?
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| | Unrecorded Date Sorry I can't tell you hebel.. keep guesing though
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| | Unrecorded Date I Wonder Where The Hell This Doc Is At.. Oooops Let Me Read The Sign<<<< Sorry For The Inconvenient This Clinic Is Temporarily Closed >>>>. Uh Uh Uh Uh I knew That They Would Revoke His License After All....Damn, How Many Times Did I Tell You Not To Molest Those Poor Flight B Patience And Those Beautiful Wannabe Model Nurses Who Kept Your Clinic Clean And Now Look At You....You Ain't Able To Practice Your MD No More.... And I Feel Pity For This Poor Hebel Who Slumped Onto Your Bad Prescription Of Condom Reusable/Washable Staff... No Wonder Why You "Hebel" Not Around Like You Used To … How Is Your Little Soldier Doing??? We All Heard The Bad Bad Rash You've Been Having Lately…Uh Uh UH UH>> Peace
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| | Unrecorded Date kutubeey bite me woman bite between my-----and----- till they turn purpul.
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| | Unrecorded Date to doctor hey this is sexygirl i just wana ask u that if i'm sexy or not respond!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11o.k.
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| | Unrecorded Date if it will only make happy sexything.
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| | Friday, August 25, 2000 - 06:30 am asalamu caleykum jaceyl saw ma ah kii qeys iyo leyla kala wadey? saw ma aha kii xanuunka iyo qandhada badnaa, saw ma aha kii labo qof oo is jecel aduunka labo dhinac lagaga kala tuurey, saw ma aha kii carfaaye iyo nadira kala ceyrshey, ma midkalaad rabtaan oo soo jadiidineysaan. wa bilaahi tawfiiq
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| | Friday, August 25, 2000 - 10:47 am Sow ma aha kii ALA BA'AYEEY kaaga keenay? . . . Layla naga daa qolalkan xidhmay ee aad dib noogu soo fureyso. . . . Adna soo bax yey caaradu iyo xajiintu kugu cunine. . . Xabaalaha lama meereystee.
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