     Niecey | Unrecorded Date
A Majeerteen man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees an Abgaal man and punches him in the face. "Owch!!!!" the Abgaal man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Destroying Somalia," the Majeerteen man says. "But I'm Abgaal!, says the abgaal man" .... "Abgaal, Haawiye, what's the difference?" And the majeerteen man sits back down. Then, the abgaal man walks up to the Majeerteen man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Majeerteen man says. "What was that for?" "That was for the rulling somalia for 21 years and leaving us with no gof(a place where cows and goats stay)," the abgaal man says.... "But that was the Mareexaans!, the majeerteen man says"....."Mareexaan, Majeerteen, what's the difference?" |
| MAD MAC | Unrecorded Date
OK here's mine. Three Haber Gedir are sitting on a park bench in Hamer. One is Ayr, one is Duduble, and one is Sa'ad. The Ayr is straight out of Mudug, first day in the city. A fly comes along and lands on the Dudubles shoulder. He brushes it off with disgust. It takes off and then lands on the Ayrs shoulder. He looks at it, snatches it and eats it!!! The Duduble looks at him disgusted. A few minutes later along comes another fly. It lands on the Dudbles shoulder again. He brushes it off. It then lands on the Sa'ads shoulder. He looks at it, snatches it, leans over to the Ayr and says "want to but a fly?" |
| Sam | Unrecorded Date
Mad Mac: tell me when to laugh !! |
| Anon | Unrecorded Date
Lol, funny tribal jokes!!! |
| Galaydh | Unrecorded Date
waad la socotaan ban u maleynayaa in Ogaadeenka lagu yaqaan habaarka badan(Awoowgaa la gub etc) iyagoon ugala jeedin habaarba. Gabadh Ogaadeen ah ayaa nin guursaday oo maalintii danbe oo reerkii cusbaa la sii gelbinayo ayay gabadhii u tagtey aabbeheed oo ku tidhi "aabbe waanigaa tegeye dee duco noo soo mari". Odaygii isagoo yaaban buu gabadhii sidaa eegey markaasuu ku yidhi "Oo hoogto miyaan ku habaari".lol |
| MAD MAC | Unrecorded Date
Sam
You can laugh now. |
| Simba | Unrecorded Date
Funny jokes but Niecey didn't you mix the two up. Isn't the Majeerteen man supposed to say 'but that was the Marexaans' and the Abgaal man 'Mareexaan, Majeerteen, what's the difference?'
And Mad Mac can Sam stop laughing now? |
| MAD MAC | Unrecorded Date
Sam
You can stop laughing now. |
| Mariah | Unrecorded Date
Mad mac LOL good one |
| Niecey | Unrecorded Date
Simba,
Man, read between the lines ....(But that was the Mareexaans!, the majeerteen man says) that line indicates what Majeerteen guy said .... duhhhh.... |
| Simba | Unrecorded Date
To Niecey,
Alright, alright but you got to admit that it is a little bit confusin the way yo wrote it. |
| HALISCAFIYO | Unrecorded Date
DHACDO DHAB AH!
AWLEELKASOW AA GABADHOO HABAR GIDIR AH AA LAACAG
WARSATEY NOOH, MARKAAS UU YIRI WAX KASTOO JEEBGEEGA AAD KAHESHO ADAA ISKA LEH, AWLEELKASOOW JEEBKIS HOOS AAS KA JEEXNAA NOOH
GABADHII JEEBKA GACANTA HA GALIS KA BACDI NAH BAHALKIIS HA QABATO SI LAMA FILAAN AH AYTIR KANEES KULEELKA AH MAXAA WAAYE!!!!!!
AWGA KARONTADIIBAA HAKA TAGTO NOOH!!! LOL LOL LOL |
| shengaani | Unrecorded Date
to ya'all
majeerteen saas waa ka ilbaxsanyihiine sxbyaaloow naga khaleeya heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
seeeeeeeeee camalooooooti idinkena |
| NeefoowKaniini | Unrecorded Date
,,,,,,,Afkaa ka dhaaf dadkaaseey dabaalyaaw,, Shangaani hoooooooooooy yac aa lagu dhahi ,,,, |
| SHENGAANI | Unrecorded Date
to neefka
ilfuur aadba igu noqatayee
dameeryaaw naga aamus isha ka BUQ,,,,, |
| gabardadow | Monday, July 31, 2000 - 08:34 am
Haliscafiyo
i suppose..since nobody mentioned..i have to tell you, YOUR JOKE SUCKS.. |
| hdsuqui | Monday, November 06, 2000 - 06:53 am
to niesey
ur are an f''''@@
u think that this is funny,,,,,,,tell me when to lough too,,coz i don't find it funny. |
| Xamaraawi | Sunday, January 07, 2001 - 06:24 am
HAHAHAH MADMAC U DA MAN...
shyte this joke oof hook dawg it shows how much Habar Gariir is lol lol lol lol ..
aiiight chill ppl i aint qabiliiste like SAm lol.
ok here's mine...
Its better offi tel it in Somali aiight y'll
Madax iyo futo aa isku faanay waa oo futo aa wuxuu yiri Madaxoow maxaa ka qabtaa hadaan wadanka qabto adi wax badan aa heesee.
Madax wuu yaabe duh , wuxuu dhahay Futooy adi waxaa lagugu yaqaana Hal waxlee no Inaan Xaartid
oo Amaa Meesha Haleesaa ,,,,
Futo Aa tiri maya ninyahow waa ku filanahay ..
oo madax wuu ogolaaday kadibna....
DUH tii tan ka danbeesayna waakaa la arkee lol lol
wixii Xamar Cadeey kadhacay oo guri walbo sariirihiisa lagu xaaray .. lol lol
oneluv all. |
