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MAC's Departure

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): General Discusions: Archive (Feb. 2000 - May 2000): MAC's Departure
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MAD MAC

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To all my friends and comrades on the net, as well as the many who despise me. MAC has left the building - and the country. When I get back on late next week (Inshallah) I'll start annoying you all again. It's been real brothers and sisters. Be cool.
The MAD ONE

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Mariah

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Where are you going Mars.

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S:C:I

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Salaam
Maxaa walaaloow isugu yeertat MAD ONE? Allahaa ka baq yaadan isku dardarsoomin ee usoo noqo. Waxaan kugula dardaarmayaa Cabsida Eebe, saaxiib?

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Muriidi

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S.C.I,

Ninku waa gaal aad leedahay Allahaa ka cabso, waaba gaale muxuu ka cabsadaa adiga lee ha ku danbaabin,

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ReaLdeaL

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He is Mad coz he was born black,,, Rest in peace Dude maybe next lifetime you will be born white.

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hebel

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I never had the chance to meet you buddy and I'll now miss you not.
What a sad end to the story I thought the actor was going to survive and re-merry.

ala ba'ayeeey ala kala tegeyeey ala yaa ii muslim ah ninkii ferenjiga ahaa ee mad wuu naga tegi?

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Anonymous

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lol hebel

you are a nut case! has anyone tell you that before??????????

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nutsRus aka, cashew/hazel/wal/koko

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Yes, I told him that many times, but he doesn't beleive it!

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hebel

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aJaaJa

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Mariah

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Lol hebel
I loved that word. When do you say it when you run out of words.

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MAD MAC

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Comrades (Jalleo?)
MAC is back. Now safely enscounced in the lovely metropolis of sunny Sarajevo helping to prevent the Bosnians from killing each other. I'm sure you all missed me so let's get back to work!!!!

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Ololiye

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Mad Mac waa:

DHillo guss loo dhiibay
Dhaandhaan lagu DHakhleeyo
DHalfo lagala daalo
Futada DHab lagaga siiyo
Dabadiisa la DHaansado
DHamac lagaga shido
Guss DHeer dhabarka loosaaro
DHeecaan lagaga keeno
futada DHiig lagaga hoorsiiyo
In kastuuna dhawaaq la ciyo
Iyo DHiicada hadalkiisa le
Dheg baan jalaqba loo siin


Ninkii rabow gaalka u tarjun.

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hebel

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mad dac we all miss U so much none us could more 5 kilos of rice.
For me I think IM being safe now since U came back and all.
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MAD MAC

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Hebel
Glad to know you feel protected under my security umbrella.

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Sane1

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Mad Mac, you must have gone on a short trip...you already back!!

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Muriidi

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MadMac,

Who told you Bosnians are kiling each other? If you were there as you are claiming, are you that dump not to know who is killing who, or is it your natural instinct to distort things. Madboy, it's the Serbian Christians who are reviving the crusades which is now renamed as ethnic cleansing. When the whole world knows, how come you are so mixed up, or is it deliberate?

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hebel

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I think he's confusing Bosnia with Rwanda.
Since he travels so much you know working for the UN and all?
If you asking him where he just come from he won’t tell ya cause he doesn’t remember.
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analyzer

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to mad caw
welcome back dummy!!!

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analyzer

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do you ever do work as you call it? i wonder....browsing and always on somalinet....what's up with that???

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MAD MAC

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Morons. We have morons on the net. OK listen carefully. The Bosnians are not killing each other right now but what do you think would happen if SFOR left? Ask anyone here for a straight anwser on that one. Furthermore, there are no good guys in this scenerio. Everyones a shithead. The only thing that divides these people is religion, and most of them aren't religious.
Analyzer. Do I work. Hell yeah. It takes me 15 minutes to browse Somali net and I do it a couple of times a day. Here I have no life - just work, eat and sleep. I have yet to leave the compound except to run - which counts as work in the Army. Lastly, it wasn't a short trip, I'm here for 6 months.

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hebel

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Waw! Mad-dog fights a war and browses somalinet at the same time.
That’s very good.
what? do they give 15 minutes break every two hours or what?

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MAD MAC

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Hebel
Don't be a dumbass. The war here ended five years ago. I'm working in an office most of the time. It's not like I'm an infantryman or something. The last time I actually fought was in Somalia in 93 - by 94 we had quite (which still pisses me off) and we weren't fighting anyone. Mad-Dog. I kind of like it. But I think I'll stick with MAD MAC. You guys considering dogs haram and everything. Bad enough being a Gaal without adding haram to it. Nabad Gelyo Abowe.

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hebel

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nabaadiino abaayo

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MAD MAC

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Abaayo! Dude, in the words of my old Haber Gedir adversaries "I will kill you!!!" What's up with that Abaayo thing? I'm an Abowe, or Sahib, or Jalle, even Kufaar. Anything but Abaayo. I mean we're on a public net here. Let's show a LITTLE respect.

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hebel

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LOL MAD DOG.

sorry bot I like when yar pissed.

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Sam

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The guy with the white boy syndrome is back,, we appreciate you taking the time off from your busy schequle of Saving the World. what would the world be like without the white Saviour ????

Maybe I should Join the U.S ARMY,, go around the World,, meet wonderful people,,,, and kill them. It would look good on my Resume.

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hebel

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Hey sam they offer half an hour break each day so ya can be on the net like our mad dick-erson

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MAD MAC

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Hebel
Now that depends on what you do in the Army. If you are in the infantry, you may be outside a lot and not getting much opportunity to harrass Somalis on the net. On the other hand, if you work in, say, the intel field you get more opportunities. But be advised you don't get to do anything else but work, eat, sleep and check the net once in a while - at least when your deployed. In 6 months when my ass is back in Germany I will not be on the net more than once a day. I'm sure you will al be greatly relieved at that point.

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She

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Hebel-Hebel-Hebel!

If it wasn't the shabta=ceydha=welfare I don't think You would have been on the net to harass Mudane MaD-Mac sax wala la'a?????
peace and baabuurta iska ilaaali on your way to the Shabta office bro------------->hehehe:)

Sam
I think you are sufering Monkey-syndrome. Belive moi Darling with out the so called white savouir Xaarkaaga aad Somaliya ku cuni laheyd if not kaadidaada ad ku weyso-qaadan laheyd Get the picture aboowe? :-)

peace and one luv all

ps Cayda,habarka iyo forjada etc farahaga yey ku ciilin..........To be continued

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hebel

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she eat my shorts chick.

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She

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Dear Hebel-Sheelo-Weyne
Thanx but no thanx bro. Abuu-Cabaaskana beerta ka baxso Qandho alfalaax weyne.....

peace & 1 <3 dhaman

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hebel

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she waa iga reesi ii qalee marka.

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She

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Hebel peace and love my brotha :)

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analyzer

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she
leave the brother alone...or else?

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She

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analazer or else what?????????
Qori dab leh aaba la wareegooysaaye soo day waxa heysid I am waiting bro!!!!!!!1

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analyzer

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she
or i will have to kiss you on the cheek and end this date...besides, u mispelled my username and i am so sensitive about that too....
on some other issue, i read some of your posting chick and let me tell you from bystander's perspective...sis... it was not impressive at all but rather a bit harsh, emotionally charged and offensive to SOMALIA and, specifically, the guys

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She

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Analyzer
kiss of death? No thanx. Next!
FYI I love my Somali brothers even if they are
devilish-pig-headed Like UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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hebel

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point ...click....approved in 30 seconds.
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only 1.9%*

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MAD MAC

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Hebel you said point huh huh huh huh.

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She

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This is 4Gaal-killer only!

Dear Killer/psycho

Is that Ur imaginary friend/professor or Ur psychiatrist?????????
Hahahehe! Sorry
I shouldn’t make fun of sick people but then U know what they say about waali
"Ileen qosol lagama dhergo ilaa uu walaalkaa waashto"
Which mental hospital are U in aboow? I’ll like to pay U a visit or drop U flowers & get well card
Mean while Pls tell your Doc Evil to stop misleading ya :)

I have to confess aboow I like your spooky stories heheeheheh! Pls share some more!
Thank U & sty CrAzY Amiin

peace & <3 all

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abdi

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she

Are u still kicking? Arirey meyki daari may.

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She

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Abdi it's bad habit I have bro....I have to have the last word! Lol

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hebel

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she has to have the last freaking word abdi or else it's going to be a whole new argument.
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mad-doc......ugh**

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She

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Hebel
Babis aan soo wataa u sheeg the killer that is if he did not commit suicide yet hahah!
peace n luv

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MAD MAC

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"Hey Butthead, he said Ugh. Huh Huh Huh Huh. "
"That doesn't mean anything you buttmunch."
"Oh yeah. Like, I thought it might mean, like ya know, something."

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hebel

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Mad-doc ya filthy animal don't crack my head man.
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FAR-OUT dude.
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ya butt-monk from the city of mangul.
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she don't hurt me woman.

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analyzer

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she,
devilish-pig...what? did somebody say pig? i can't believe you address me with such rubbish, low-life, needless to say cheap and dirty animal to me ......do u know who i am chick?....i think not....cause if u did you would unconsciously kiss my gold boots with the intention to impress me...
well....that's enough for u tonite..
one more thing lady.....you are very opinionated, overly-charged with low self-respect when you both disrespected both your culture and sided with mad mac whose ideas insult somalis and their norms....in your other postings.......i don't wanna get to know you...so leave me alone ......got that lady....i only like ladies who have think like me and act like me....

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MAD MAC

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Analyzer
Don't you really mean you only like woman who think like you and act like you or are incredibly HOT?

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She

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Dear Analayzer!

Uf! I hate Ur shoes more than Satan cuz I don't like gold! must be heavy shoes aboow how about your teeth Gold 2? eeeeeeeew U must be one nasty looking dude uglier than the pig ur talking about!

That Anti-Mad Mac syndrome again did U forget to take Ur prozac aboow?
hey Why do I have the feeling that U are crazy about MOI? I think it is bcuz opossite attracts!
MadMacna qaso ee Cab if that is not enough kaley aniga I qaso ee i cab!!!!!!
peace n luv all

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hebel

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I don't like that guy called mad-something he once cheated me $10.00 and a call girl I ordered.
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he's a cold hearted hustler.

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She

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Jaale Hebel!
Judge Judy wants to know where did U get the 10$ did u charge Stolen credit card As usually?????????

Att; Don't shoot the mesenger pls :-)
peace n luv all

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She

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Analyzer
Masha Alah! Ur new born neice is adorable n thnx for sharing that aboow!!!!!!!

Ogeysiis; that doesn't change how I feel about Ya
Monkey A**

peace & <3

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MAD MAC

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Hebel
Dude, it's not my fault the chicks dig me. And I resent the implication that I cheated you out of 10 bucks. Not true!!! I would prefer to think of myself as a cold hearted killer and warm hearted hustler - but people can never truly judge themsleves properly so maybe you're right.

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analyzer

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dear she,
oh yeah my neice....thanks.... and your welcome for your civility... all the things i think you lack, according to my observation and sole yet humble opinion of your postings, you certainly have a class...let's agree to disagree.. you know i could go on talking about how two people see water in a glass and one sees it as half full and the other half empty,,,, but of course, you already knew that...peace .....
mad dick,,, check out my newborn neice and compliment...i might tolerate you for couple of secs....ok.@ www.somaliworld.com... underconstruction site built by my brother and freind...

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analyzer

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APPLUAD!!!!!! if you think SHE digs me guys....
weoooeewww.....i think the butthead in me is coming out....dude .....i think i am gonna score .....mad-nut..what do u think..huh..?eheeehhhehhhhe
ehehhe!!score, you know, i am like, heehehe..ehhheeehhhh score....crunchass...tailored-butt...of hers

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Somali

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mad mac
This page was your last departure to leave somalis alone and you still here bothering us like you didn't before.
Man, everywhere I go I see your mad cow name. I also see that you call yourself a gaal who doesn't believe in islam/muslim religion (the only pure religion which I don't wanna talk about it right now) and always makes his subjects disputable. On the other side of your mirror I see a confused guy who hides his true identity from us by always saying that he fought somalia during the civil war in 1993. hmmm!
My question to you is why are you here if you aren't somali nor islam? You are an american huh (Are you one of those pple who think that all long brawn hair, blue eyes white pple are jesus and his people are better than any other god's creature?).You call yourself "a white guy" sheeesh. Anyway, what I found out is that you like to repeat yourself again and again. We heard you for the first time you said "I fought somalia in 1993" hey, you weren't the only american soldier went there, were you? What made me so confused is that you come here one minute pretend that you like somali people and love to have some political discussions with us (like you are one of us) and next minute (your other personality) you patronize us by making up some sick bad jokes from us. How pathetic is that? These are my pple dammit and stop putting them down, okay.
Somewhere you were asked why you were online all the time and post so many different replies in few minutes or so apart? and you answered that you had no problem by putting words together whatsoever. You also mentioned that you were proud of being english speaker. As you know we post here on english (your first language) just to make you to understand us which make us foolish pple who have problems of how to put word together and you it makes you easy to post with out thinking this so called subject-verb-agreement, right.. On the other hand, How would you feel that if we posted our language hmm you would probably have weeks to think what kind of words to put in together in one sentence, Right.

MadCow, MadDog, MadMan MadWhatever you know one thing, we are sick and tired seeing your name on everywhere and I think it's time for you to bag your staff(infidelity, sick jokes) and walk out this discussion forums.

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hebel

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well then can I have a date with the messenger?
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otherwise I'll shoot.....I meant it.

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She

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Mudane Hebel
Keep on dreaming brotha!
Shoooot with what?? Can U shooot?????? hahhahahah......Let me geuss with water gun mi darling I heard Ur bistol is missing in action every since Lorena Bobit got hold of It heheh:-)

Mudane Anylyzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

Pls do not flatter Ur hairy a***
My Sign = Do Not Enter and Click
Basically this Diva intuu cirka kuu jiro ay kuu jirtaa........lugta sii fidi mi darling bro-->

Mudane Somali

Fadlan talk for Ur self... I am Somali n I don't agree with ya so kindly say Somali - She ok thank U........I meant It bro/sis....

FG I actually enjoy his company --->


peace n luv all

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MAD MAC

Thursday, June 15, 2000 - 02:38 am
Hebel
I saw a picture of SHE. You need to keep pushing man. That is a good looking woman. And she has personlity to boot. A woman worht chasing without a doubt.

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hebel

Thursday, June 15, 2000 - 07:31 pm
SHE. Mine is full Automatic, so it doesn't matter whether I can aim right or not. If I spray shoot all 100 rounds and I nail U with one IM satisfied my princess SHE.
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MAD-DOC send me a copy chief HEBELHEBEL@HOTMAIL.COM

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