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     | Unrecorded Date This is the Canadian's coffee break site. I am your intern-Mannager: We are hiring now! - We promise that our coffee will be far better than the "pissy watery" type that the "Starbockull" "Coffee break" sells. The price is right; the product is excellent, and the people are friendly! So come on in! MWLP
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| | Unrecorded Date ONLY IF ITS FREE???? AM SOMALI U'RE SOMALI SO HAVE MERCY ON ME
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| | Unrecorded Date ONLY IF ITS FREE???? AM SOMALI U'RE SOMALI SO HAVE MERCY ON ME
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| | Unrecorded Date Sir do you have stores in overseas, specially in Tibet. Katmandoo
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| | Unrecorded Date MWLP, I thought it was always a break-time in Canada:)......do you have the same stuff like macmacaanka Xamarweyne?.....oh! okay, I will settle for the soup! Lol@@ the Monk!
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| | Unrecorded Date MWLP sxb can i puy the money i owe you in da first day of da month?
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| | Unrecorded Date Xaali "I thought it was always a break time in Canada" lol....lol....lol MWLP Bro, I haven't been in Toronto since 1995 can u direct me from 270 to get TIM Hortins....or I shall go the one on 95 north
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| | Unrecorded Date Xaali, Working hard,, or hardly working, we are still entitled to our break,, I cant believe you put Tim Horrors and MacMacaanka Xamer weyn in the same sentence. Cant beat the Casariya special mmmmm, its yummy yummy dot com.
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| | Unrecorded Date Axoow if you had not fought with the Canadian immigration officer back then, you would have gone to Toronto like going through a revolving door. Aaxow I'm scheduled to go Tibet after your party. If Had I not been going to Tibet and would have been hired as your assistant manager, I could have been taking Omar Yare to Toronto. Well too late now. Oh Aaxow since you can't go up North, have you tried South of the Border. "MARIACCI".
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| | Unrecorded Date Ola everybody! Anon: I'll put you on our preferred customer list. Xaali & PaPa I am currently working on a deal with Xamarwayne Macmacaanka. We are trying to incorporate some kind of joined venture, where few sellected Tim Hortins will carry products of Xamarwayne. This will bring much needed Somali customers to our place and will allow Macmacaanka to increase their market share and exposure. Kind of like Symbiotic venture. These bajiye's and Xalwo are from your beloved Macmacaan, so enjoy. Don't worry everything is on the house! MWLP aka Wabs
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| | Unrecorded Date Alex! Could be the honourary chair of this newly wed Tim-Xamarwayne Inc.! This position does not require you to be physically involved in the day to day operations of the company. You'll be required to attend by monthly meetings, but you can attend them through video conferencing and we'll work around your schedule most of the time. I might add that we are prepared to provide internet access in your Cab. Please note that there are no signing bonus and the pay is not that high. Axoow: If you leave "Coffee Break" Inc. and come to us, I'll be happy to give your 15% raise of your current wage, provided you bring 50% of your current customers to our soon to be established cyper coffee house. Let me know! geographical relocation money available. Xaali: Could you be our spokes person. Pay is good and Tim-Xamarwayne Inc. products will be supply to you for life, without any charge. Conditions of your contract to be discussed later. Michigan: We'll open an I OWE book for you and the others that share your economic constrains. Credit check will be required. See me tomorrow! MWLP aka Wabs
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| | Unrecorded Date This is my last notice posting for the day! We are new so excuse me! To all ya!: We would like to bring some live entertainment to this coffee house. In addition, discussions among the dwellers will be encourage. Also, I'll try to invite to the house few authorities that could provide helpfull ideas and info. to you. I am just drawing the up coming lists of events, so if you have any ideas start without me and go ahead. I am currently negotiating with Shegow B, Juba, and Samater. -> I'll let you know the result. Eat, drink, and talk Loud. MWLP aka Wabs
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| | Unrecorded Date Omar yare to Toronto !!! Its like taking sand to the beach,,, MWLP, I hear your Jad and coffee combo is very popular with cabbies,
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| | Unrecorded Date PaPa: No Omar yare, "read my keyboard" on this one. Shuush! The " JC combo" is off the menu and under the table issue. Men,, What are you trying to do? Close me down! Kac Kac? Would you care for some KacKac, PaPa? MWLP
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| | Unrecorded Date What about the donut. Does it come with the coffee. Or you have buy it seperatly?
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| | Unrecorded Date This is for MWLP. If you don't mind, I would like to know what does the name of the discussion stand for?. I mean, why did you choose?.
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| | Unrecorded Date Congrats MWLP for the oppening of the new Tim Hortons.my favorate Small double double, and if you get deal from macmacaanka..i wouldnt mind to take my stock of Xalwa from you guys.hmmmmm sounds Yummy yummy.
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| | Unrecorded Date hey how come those RCMP's never let anyone be incharge of them sugar and creams? yeah let me have double double. . . . . . (I'll double double yar.........)
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| | Unrecorded Date MWLP stands for 'MacMacaankii Waa La P(Bedelay)' Hey mwlp, be aware of those jaajuusyaal coz you illegaly opened franchise store without license. Hayeey, Canadian RMCP will come after you and pobably they'll get the little cheap Canadian money you recieved from those somali pple around Dixon area. Man, tell you what, I'll make you a certificate which will definitly make your business run smoothly for the next 10 years or so. And why I do that?, don't be panic coz I'm not asking much, I need my little percentage commission .......say aaaaaaa 50%(how is that)..... So Pal, what do you say?? huh! huh!
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| | Unrecorded Date Ar meeshaan maqaayadaan Khaxwo iyo Bun ma laga helaaa??.........Bur Shubaal ma Yalaa?? ....Shushumoow ma yall??....Shaah Rinji ma helaa??.....Istaas hadii taalo ani beesa waa dhibanaa hadii kale maahinoo Maqaaya Isbaandhees aas u socdaa hee!!! QOFKII SOO BAXAAYO SOO BAX HEE..MEHAAS AAS JACBURIS YALAA!!! CILAAMATO gaanjibo igaarka aaba muruf ka siisate see camal na ...Xoog weyn nidaa Duq Xoogsade maas wax isku tahiin ....arheey us ani aas kaa Shakiye gooskaaga banaanka soo dhig duqda ...Gooskaaga aa Raajo la saraa nooh!!!!
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| | Unrecorded Date Hi there cilaamato ,as far as i understood opening tim horton requires to buy franchising and i believe MR.MWLP has the gut to buy it other wise he wouldnt open,but what i would add to your idea is,did he ask a copyright to open another Macmacaanka Xamarweyne to the owners of MacmacaankaXamarweyne....i hope so.
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| | Unrecorded Date People! Chill a little or I'll close my doors. I'm not here to steel anyone's name or copy rights. Cilaamato. Thanks, but no thanks. My operation is legite and I don't need your help, for now. You could do me a fever and spread the word around. To the rest of you, please eat, discuss and don't worry about the legitimacy of my operation. We are here to stay... Xamarwayne Macmacaan has come on board with our venture. Bajiye, Xalwo, Kackac, Bur saliid, Sambuus, Sisin, JC combo, and other beloved somali apertizers will soon be available to you for a low price. What is going on with "Shirkii Jabuuti"? Are we getting the short end of the stick on this meeting? Speak please! MWLP
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| | Unrecorded Date Torontonian: What is happenning this weekend? Any thing we should be aware of? MWLP
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| | Unrecorded Date Hey MWLP we are chill just wanted to make sure you are legal thats all,now that its clear,i wouldnt mind dropping by sometimes and get my appetizer from you,I am sure i can be good customer and can spread the word to my friends free of charge.have good day.
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| | Unrecorded Date 40 Munchkins are $0.99 this week end.
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| | Unrecorded Date Congrats MWLP. Can i have large double double with milk and bagle with strawberry cream cheese please. thnx
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| | Unrecorded Date I will take the cream cheese bagel and coffee please.
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| | Unrecorded Date I just want water.
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| | Unrecorded Date Hmmmmmmm: I see MWLP is selling Controlled substance here, as matter of fact illegal drug "Jaad". Lol waz-up ma man Wabs, Qakhwee with hail please.
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| | Unrecorded Date M.W.L.P (Dhuxul), Man you over taking my business, but worst of all seeing the current situation of the village. I've tried to catch up, but I end up with headache ,so can I have Coffee carmel with extra syrup.
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| | Unrecorded Date can i have da same thing Maria is having......and since i still have da caydh money...is on me.
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| | Unrecorded Date Guys: My village is on fire and I have no place to run to, so please be kind. I'll be crashing here for the next two weeks or so. Consequently, the hours of business for these weeks will be 9:00am - 11:30 pm. Since this place is going to my temp. sleeping habitat, there will be no more late night parties at the basement. Please be patient untill I gain access to my burned down village. Thank you for your cooperations in this manner. One other note, the freebie days are over, we are in regular schedule from this point on. Good news: The price of the bajiye combo, for the month of May, will come down to 50% less than what it is today at Xamarwayne Macmacaanka. Bad news: JC combo is no longer available, due to lower stocks of the green leafs (Abaar aa dhacday nooh!). Thank you!
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| | Unrecorded Date Muna: "Waraa adi maxaa Dhuxul iigu wacee nooh! Anni Wiil cad oo dheer aan ahaye" LOL! (how do you like my lingo!) Sister, what goes up must come down. And business is always subject to take over. Don't hate me for this, It is just a business dealing. I'm still your bro.! MWLP
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| | Unrecorded Date MWLP, Man, you are under investigation LOL@Kussey, Waraa adiga meel walba ma joogtaa lol. Xoogsade was my great grand pap's half brother(from mama side). Isagaa ka keenay xoogsigaan!lol! see igu garatayna. Duq waaxid Sunshine, You are right, but do selling illegal drugs like Jaad need a license? I dont think so!! And the Copyright, I dont think he has it, cuz somalis always like to do their businesses on Qiyaano and Laaluush ways MWPL just chill aight! Qaxweesi iyo Qararamsi aa lagu haaya meesha. Bye the way, Can I join with your business?? Waxaa rabaa meel cilaan ugu saar saaro oroosyaasha.
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| | Unrecorded Date M.W.L.P.(cadaawe), What have you done to Coffee break , I have searched every where, but I can't find it. Man I'm seeking refugee shelter some where other than my beautiful Village till peace and order returns there. Excuse me Can I have plan bagel and cream cheese, and one grande Americana Coffee please
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| | Unrecorded Date How many Idiots we have here like MWLP, why you open here to wast time!!!
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| | Unrecorded Date Anonymous did the MWLP force you to come here? MWLP how are you I see people are coming to Tim Horton’s place. That is good. You have said previously that soon you will bring live entertainment and I (Alex ) am one of the board of directors. My friend that is a good thing to bring some culture to the place how ever I have some thing to add to your idea. How about Nude dancing Friday and Saturday nights. I’m telling you this place will be blazing. But But But But we have to charge cover charge. You know Somlalians DO NOT TIP and will not be long before our dancers leave us luck of reasonable income. So what do you think?
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| | Unrecorded Date sorry michigan Tim Hortins doesn't like caydh checks. So since you only have caydh check I'll be galad to buy for both of us. Jaw
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| | Unrecorded Date Hey MWLP,are U using this as a shelter since the village was invaded last week and alot of the residents fled their tents...yours as well was missing so i figured you moved here... Muna; Can`t find the coffee break...? well,jump on my back i`ll take you there....and why U did`nt stop by my crib on your way to Atl. were U scared...? I guess you did... MWLP,..pack me punch of kackac and shushumoow i`ll pay you Friday......with interest...fair enuff..?
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| | Unrecorded Date Muna; This is the address to the coffe break..... http://somalinet.com/forums_archives/19/4121.html Later.
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| | Unrecorded Date How dare U dislike my cayr checks? who do U think U are? Mike Harris?
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| | Unrecorded Date Alex & Nasir: You darn right brothers, this is my new beloved shelter every since "women who couldn't agree on how to raise a child" took over our village. BTW, Nasir I fled my tent behind. Did you see anybody loating my crib. Nasir, please stop helping Muna to leave the premisis. You know she brings light to the joint. Alex: Your suggested live ent. events (Friday and Sat.) is a GO. Please bring your laddies (as well as men, you know we have to please everybody) with you this coming friday night. Cover charge? Indeed! What do you think, we are nonprofitable org? The cover will be 1,000, 000 shiling Somali ( Canadian and American equevalent accepted)! Where is the waiter? Give these men what they want and it is on the house tonight. I used to know them in another live. LOL ya all! MWLp
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| | Unrecorded Date Hebel: Is that you walking around with Caydh cheques! Man, life has its faces, huh! Remember that time when you used to beat me up in "Dugsi Quranka"! Or what is someone else. Anyhow, bro. we will take your C-cheques, provided you bring two Somali photo ID with ya! Hey, waiter! Make Hebel wash the dishes if he can't pay that Shushumow and coffee! LOL MWLP
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| | Unrecorded Date Muna Cadeey! ( Cadee yaa Cadeey!) Warka isii adi! Maxaa ka doonee "Coffee Break" adiga. Coffeeholic aa tahaank kuu maleehaa, nooh! Ina Adeer! Halkaa ii fadhiiso! Shaax iyo Khaxwaan kuugu tuuri, dabadeedna waa aynu wartamiye! Atlanta see aheed, abaayo! Waxaan maqlay, meesha waa isku dhocowsaa! Maxaa ka jirana? MWLP
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| | Unrecorded Date Cilamaato: Adi Guduud kiyaa ka badatey! Man, why you got to be Ken Star? Don't you know I got the backing of big guys like. ummm! yes Cadiid Jr., Mahdi, Carte, Xaaji, Yuusuf, Caato, and that dude in S-land! So next time, remember who you deeling with! Don't forget that everybody has still some family and relatives back in the old country. Sorry! Didn't mean to threaten you! Just got carried away! What can I get you, brotherlove! No JC this week! MWLP
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| | Unrecorded Date Anon: Thank you! Please come back again! Love your style! Can we date? MWLP This is the end my managerial responses of the day!
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| | Unrecorded Date hi can I have a plain bagel with plain cream cheese and strawberry jam, oh and a large cup of Earl grey tea. thanx, I'm paying with RRRRRRrroll up the rim to win
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| | Unrecorded Date lol@@@@@@wabs, Coffeeholic number one baan ahay. Coffee break waxaan ka doonayaaI'm not Canadian Citizen and since this place is for Canadians only as the introduction says I'm going to USA Coffee break. I left my tent and my belongs in the village and I become homeless like Alex,so I'm going to seek refugee shelter in the Coffee break room. Nasir, Thanks walaalo for telling how to find Coffee break and don't blame me for not stopping by since you didn't respond my posting in the Village.
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| | Unrecorded Date Salaam all MWLP,Can we girls have a seat or its the same story..only men can sit and talk about Tribe Fadhi ku dirirka ragga........lol@@@@@@@@ anyways i wouldnt mind to have medium cappucino Flavor..French Vanila with bagel, toasted with butter..thnx. Muna,we wouldnt mind to give you a shelter,even if you are not a citizen u can always be a guest Plzzzdont compare what we got here and what you guys have in sturback coffee.....lol@@@@@@@
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| | Unrecorded Date To:MWLP pls don't Hijack small ladies your almost 30th
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| | Unrecorded Date MWLP you pervert, stop molesting young girls. Leave them for those of us who are on viagra. Hey do guys gather at Tim Horton's and talk about how to save the white weal like they do it here in Washington Area? Nothing beats the sturbacks coffee. Hey MWLP how come there are no Tim Horton's here in the states?
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| | Unrecorded Date MWLP - How come some ppl are smoking in this no-smoking environment - By the way, count on me as long as your coffee shop has pretty and always happy cashiers. XAALI: It is not a break time all the time in Canada. But, unlike USA (the safe-haven for working class fortune seekers), this country is like a pyramid - only those who know how to climb pyramid ladders can make ends meet in this harsh environment. Thanks to Tim-Macmacaan for giving us the chance to make Canada our home:)
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| | Unrecorded Date So here is where all you people ran to....leaving us with the anon nut! We are refugees- again??? What is wrong with you people! Take to arms! Charge ahead! Take back! I know, I know.....its a lost case. So Jug iga dhaha- gacal isma caririye... By the way, what does the real "tim horton" look like? similar to 7/11, store 24 or starbucks? "Puleez pardan my na'ivetee but aint ever seen no tim place in tiz her' united states"
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| | Unrecorded Date Hi all. Careweelo, according to some reliable sources, "Tim Hortons" is an outfit that supposedly wants to pass as a coffee place, BUT, they sell soup!!!! Now, can someone who sells soups real appreciate the essence of coffee beans!!!...the taste, the aroma, what have you! One clam chowder to go please!
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| | Unrecorded Date MWLP what was that, dude??? I mean what's up with this NAMES?? I aint moryaan, fashaq and xabadi keento, if you know what I mean. One question, does business have a QABIIL?? if you think that way man your business will be doomed soon. Anway, waa i xabeebsiisay halkoo koob oo shaax ahna ma i siineesid. Adi midgaan maa tahayna (midgaan means kuwa dadka wax u diido)
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| | Unrecorded Date Does anybody in da maskan drink JOLT cola? CiiseRooti
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| | Unrecorded Date Hey where is my bagel and coffee Mwlp. I am getting inpatient man. Peace
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| | Unrecorded Date mariah you cutting the line. see? line starts overthere------------ \-> we all ahve to get somewhere ya know? . . . . . WHERE IS MY FREAKING WATER?
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| | Unrecorded Date ppl- where is the other "coffee shop"- tried to find it but seems to have lost it! I tried under "general" no luck.....any maps..any directions will be appreciated. One soup to go! Baby, its cold out here!
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| | Unrecorded Date Hi all, Where is MWLP??????????????????????????????????
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| | Unrecorded Date The lastest news from Canadian BroadCast news (CBC) and CityTV stated that MWLP opened an authorized cofee shop(Macmacaanka Tim) and in addition to that he had been selling an illegal drug called QAAD. Although he tried to scape, tips from pple tracked him down and now he's in police custody. Now that his in jail for his wrongly doing actions, which he had been warned by, he's waiting for you pple to bail him out be4 he's sent to jail. P.S an instance of donation can be sent to Cilamato at Ilaqosol page called You've got mail.... Thank You
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| | Unrecorded Date Make sure please that hi serves his jail time when he is captured. Tell Him He can run but he can't hide.
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| | Unrecorded Date TO ALL CUSTOMERS i am the newly hired night-shift stocker/janitor... please..stop spillin' the tea on the floor.... LOST & FOUND: A customer named MERIAH S. JALAQOW....i have found your wallet.... note: to hebel...please stop sexual remarks on the wall of men's room... peace.
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| | Unrecorded Date MWLP I always wanted to ask you. How came this store doesn't have a comment box? Sine I'm on the board. I suggest that we have one, and we get an 800 number and a website. I see you have hired some nice looking somali girls. That is a good marketing move, but we are going to have problem with you know who, Hebel. We just have to figure out how to keep hebel out of the web site and his hands off the girls. I see things are going well compared to the Coffee break place. I keep losing it. Xaali needs to hire someone to keep the place up, let us just hope it's not hebel. Take care.
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| | Unrecorded Date Kutubeey Aa Soo Dhacday I Didn't Know That All The Good Looking Gals and Lads Gathered Here!! No Wonder Why I Was Angry Coz I Was Surrounded By An Ugly Pple. Cilaamato Are you a News Anchor?? Analyzer AhaAhAHhahahah, I Guess He's GAY And The Reason Why He's Using Sexual Remarks Is That He Wants To Steal The Other Mens' Attentions Coz No Women Wants Him. Kutubeey Waa Shubtay
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| | Unrecorded Date Oh my God mwlp is dead.
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| | Unrecorded Date Mariah: i`m the agent of MWLP and i would like you to take over Da bussiness while he`s serving time in a Buffalo jail where he got busted travelling Da green stuff through the border between....ya know where....any further assistance Alex(the former assistant who got demoded to a janitor)will help you through......ThanX. Da Agent..
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| | Unrecorded Date kusseey, watch out sis,,,don't call me a GAY,,,just bacause i am doing my job as the JANITOR>>...otherwise, i'll quit and the place will be shut down by the local health dept....we don't want that....do we?.... besides,,,at least, this is one the pages on this forums where i thought ppl r funny but not offensive....EEEhhh!!!ehehh..ehehh!!if u choose...to....ehheh...check out...eheh..my manhood....i'll score you.ehehehhhh...chick.....and then,,,see ehehhh see..what u have say.....hhmmmm..
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| | Unrecorded Date ooowwww...not kusey...KETUBEEY..no wonder i could not see your name...sixirleeey
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| | Unrecorded Date Nasir I can't take over the business cause I busy with other business............ Sorry Peace. P.S Ask hebel or mechigan they might want to help out.
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| | Unrecorded Date So you think me and our poor brother Michigan are unemployed? What does that supposed to mean. . . . . . Alex ya got under yar skin there ain't no freaking hellish way ya gonna get rid of me . . . . C?
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| | Unrecorded Date To Analyzer Man What's Eating You?? The GAY Guy Is Not You It Is For HEBEL Who Writes a Sexual Remarks On The Wall Of Man's Room. Thank You
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| | Unrecorded Date KUTUBEY: Ceeb caleek - Please lower your voice coz ppl are trying to have some decent conversation in this coffee shop. Secondly that gay thing is your business so keep it to yourself. It his haram in Islam to call names like that to other ppl.
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| | Unrecorded Date I leave a moment to strike a deal with one of our comparators in Somalia. And you pple arest me and convict me for crimes I didn't commit! Well, I know now who the enemies are. Expect your priveldges to be revoced. To the rest of ya! I am fine and and everythig is well. I went to Djabuti, in my dreams that is, to represent ya busted asses. However, I couldn't find the place where they were holding the "meeting". Keep the good work, ya all! Woow! Who hired all these good looking gals! I must promote my assistant. MWLP
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| | Unrecorded Date yeah...newly hired employees...are one janitor, a dude, that will be me, two hotties=t-girl and wooow.... really hot, but refused to say her name..... ps. lost and found dept: see me in the janitor room adjacent to restrooms.
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| | Unrecorded Date Kuuseey you owe me an apology.
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| | Unrecorded Date MWLP i will have one medium French, thanx!
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| | Unrecorded Date MWLP- Glad to hear you are alive and well. Now it's time to serve better coffee :)
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| | Unrecorded Date Kutubey's eX Say What?? Listen Kido Kutubey Never Had You As A Boyfriend Nor A Lover In Her Life. You Think Kutubeey Is Down For Guys Like You.. Hell No! A A! .You're Lost In The Wilderness Bowy. Why Don't You Seek A HELP Coz You Need A Big ONE, Imoodbo..And Don't Distroy My Dignity..I'm a Diginfied, Devoted Women Hebel I Owe You What?? Hmmmm Lemme Have A Big Swig Of Cofee...Yeeewww! It's So Hot And Bitter.. Waiter/Waitress What Kind Of Coffee Is This! Damn, It Tastes Like A Shitt... Analyzer, My Table Needs To Be Cleaned, Right AWay! Aight!
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| | Unrecorded Date Kutubey - That's what all women say when their ex makes some remarks about them. Did he cheat on you?
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| | Unrecorded Date i told those knuckeheads to stop spillin' coffee all over the place,,,now i hate my job,,,,
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| | Unrecorded Date Dear X what can I get you? This is Alex one of the honorary board of directors. Do you have any suggestions? MWLP it’s good to see you. MWLP what is wrong with these Canadian customers, they never leave the place they are here all the time, specially at night. See you.
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| | Unrecorded Date Are you hiring?i need a job ASAP Waiter...my favorate plz Small DD
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| | Unrecorded Date X: Good to see you sis! I must say that I was little touched when I saw your concerned postings! What say you, sister? You voice has been little quite lately. Here is special Early Grey tea with home grown herbal additives, prepared just for ya! Now let's go to that corner and catch up - it has been a quite some time. You look ..... I'm speechless, here..could you please tell me the secrete. MWLP
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| | Unrecorded Date Alex: Leave the folks alone. We are welfare state and we don't require everybody to work for their livings. Besides, they keep the house look busy. BTW, we are gonna have our end of the month board meetings, to plan for the summer. How is 10:00 - 11:00 pm EST sound? Sunshine: You are hired! With a name like that, why shouldn't you! MWLP
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| | Unrecorded Date MWLP Ok for the meeting. Please don’t hold a meeting a night the NBA play offs is on the tube. MWLP what happened to Vince carter. He was good against the Knicks during the regular season. MWLP good move on hiring sunshine. MWLP brother don’t feel bad about the welfare state in here specially in Virginia you should go to the starbucks at night, the JUBUTI meeting every night. The same argument every stinking night, so brother don’t feel bad Ok. We need to find out a way to keep people politics out of their mind 24 hours a day that is too much. Hey MWLP I SAY BREAK UP BILL GATES. “ and let the Dynamic Link Library ( DLL) hell continue going on” X can I get you anything?
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| | Unrecorded Date MWLP someone told me that the authority in Canada have ceased some QAD at the Toronto Airport. This should be good for the coffee shop. So,nights like tonight NO FREE re fells.
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| | Unrecorded Date kutubeey you are very bad bad bad woman. take that back or I'll kick U right in the canbar.
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| | Unrecorded Date MWLP..i couldnt thank you more for hiring me i promise you wont regret it,but what is the job describtion?????? Alex thank you!!!!!!!!! what happened to the entertainment guys this long weekend was boring.(no hasan adan or jubba) chilli soup to go!!!!!!!
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| | Unrecorded Date Hebel, Cambar Maxaas Ahaay Hortba? Man, You Are Everwhere In Spite Of That You Only Say One Or Two Lines Which Sometimes Causes The Topic To Lose Its Interest or Intention....... You Either Say Something Worth Of Noticed Or Keep Quiet. By The Way, Stop Throwing That Paper Wad On My Table. Neither Me Nor My Gals Are Going To Pay A Damn Attention To You Kutubeey Waa Qul Qushay
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| | Unrecorded Date lol@@@@@@kutubey Girl you must be easy on the bro!!!!!
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| | Unrecorded Date Waa qulqushay ayadoo qaaman buuran eey qulqushay.
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| | Unrecorded Date Sunshine ahaha He asked for it... Xamardaye, Let Me Congratulate My Foot To Your Ass. Here Take This Penny And Go Buy A Personality
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| | Unrecorded Date lol @xamardaye gaxgaxgax. I wonder why her ex put up with her for so long!
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| | Unrecorded Date Hi! Small coffee with milk and no sugar fadlan .... Thnk U n keep the change....... To; MWLP Wink,,,, Wink,,,,,, Me U shaleemo 2night It is qaxooti night wht u say??????? huuh? I'll pick U up with my Shitaawo/kuryeeri Ciao
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| | Unrecorded Date WARYAADA, MAGACA HALA II DHAAFO,WAA IDIN SIDEE?QOFKI RABO INUU QOF WAX YIRAAHDO HA DHAHO MAGACIISANA HA KU QORTO IIDHAAFA,IIDHAAFA,IIDHAAFA,IIDHAAFA MAGACA. ABOOTO KUTUBEEY TARTIIBKAA SOCO.
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| | Unrecorded Date LOL kutubeey sorry no attentions please C...when given attentions I loose concentrations. . . . . But why the insults, did U want me to pay you mind? . From now on let’s avoid each other please this land is very big because Allah wanted us to go separate ways . . . C . . . Guys I heard Hassan Aden Samatar is singing this saturday......IM not sure though.
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| | Unrecorded Date hebel he is not. but he and jubba are on their way here.
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| | Unrecorded Date Salut all! To: Alex Here where aboow? He who? and shimee? Oh My mistake....we are in Canada.... My Q is goorma? meelma? iyo meeqana? Shaah with 20 Timbits pls..What is with the long face darling? Kunshiling is ku dhegen weligaa ma arkin?? Ic....I'll be right back
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| | Unrecorded Date Hebel, One Of Us Has To Be The Mature One, Apparantly It's Gonna Be ME Uncle Beans. Hmmm, What Comes Around Goes Around!! Man, You Are The One Who Started This Whole Thing, However, I'm Glad To See The White Flag In Your Hand(Proclaiming PEACE).BTW Whatever Happens, Always Remember That I've No Grudges Against You And I Hope You For A Longevity(Grand-Great-Uncle) So Long Uncle
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| | Unrecorded Date Kutubey. Still fighting with finger nails? I thought we both put all those bad days behind us but I sensed that you are still fuming real hot. They lied to you, I didn't move in with that arch enemy lady of yours.
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| | Unrecorded Date hey kutubeey I have to make peace with U...I just don't know how to fight with women...so U won sis. . . . . . . C?
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| | Unrecorded Date Waryaa Hebel, Laaluush maa qaadatay adiga? see waaye!! public hanugu ceebeeynin, maxaa waaye waa isdhiibay!! mise xalay aa cambar kulul oo darooraayo hoosta lagaa galshay?
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| | Unrecorded Date maya macalinka waa dhakanahay no. mida kale dabaal waaye kutubeey nimanka ee waxee ugu yeeree wax aan laga hadli karin. . . . . canbarka koo TV-DINER camal eh aas ahaay (frozen and icy).
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| | Unrecorded Date ALAYZER looooooooooooool man first u made me mad as hell..ma thinkin what is diz dude's beef...but then when u slowly corrected urself i coundn't help loughin my head off....man don't u know day dreaming is dangerous thang!!!!
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| | Unrecorded Date yeah sister kusseey, what's up? i am working as the substitute-waiter today so what can i get you? we have the ethopian & colombian coffee grinded, blended together to hyperactivate everybody for $.89 per cup with free refill if u smile to/or at me.... ppl....come on let's move it.....
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| | Unrecorded Date Analyzer since u mention ethopian ...do u have canjeera??? if not am goin else where!!!!! ani wali shaakeega rinja iyo bur shawaalaheega ma helin... can i see the manager here??? pleez
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| | Unrecorded Date I wonder where the manager has gonne!!!!!!!!! I cant be Standby i need to work..... Plzz,Waiter,Small DD...
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| | Unrecorded Date Sunshine: Sorry sister, I left your request with the assistant manager. I would have to do something about him for letting you on standby so long. Applicants like you are hard to come by. I can't believe that it took him so long to hired you. Action: You are hired. Your job discription: entertainment coordinator of the joint. This possition makes you part of the executives. I would require your letter of acceptance. And in due time, I would require you to forward your ideas to me and be able to present it infront of the board of directors. Congrats and good luck. MWLP CEO of Tim-Xamarwayne Macmacaan Inc. Jaw
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| | Unrecorded Date I like to have my sun shined sometimes. IM living in the darkness help me. . . . My car shakes like fok! what should I do?
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| | Unrecorded Date TO HEBEL, DIRECT YOUR QUESTION TO "CAR TALK ON NPR" SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT, WE HAVE REGGEA JAMMIN' NIGHT ON WEDNESDAYS..STARTING THIS COMING WEDNESDAY... SO GET READY....PPL.... LADIES REPRESENT!!! THIS IS YOUR JANITOR/DJ/BOUNCER/WAITER SIGNIN' OUT PEACE...
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| | Unrecorded Date WannaBe Kutubey's Ex, Nope! I Ain't Fighting With Finger Nails No More. Yupe, This Time I'm Fighting More Like A Karate CatWoman (YeeeHuuu Caaaa). I'm Going To Kick You Right Between Your Crotch. Analyzer, How Come I Don't Get Services Here? (Your Are Fired) SunShine, Could You Please Tell That Skinny, Midget WannaBe Kutubey'sEx Not To Block My View Coz I Came To Have CASARIYE Not To Be Disturbed (Thanks)
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| | Unrecorded Date kutubeey, wait until i get my waiter smock cause i still have my janitorial uniform.. you know it's hard having multiple jobs at one place...what can i get you? just casariye..cadays or rinji or giir... after the tea...i will get that skinnyhead outta ya way..since i am the security guard too...please be patient and socialize with the brothers.. you know those with suites on the corner.. i think they are on wall street,, this may be your lucky day... huh? next time leave your fat freinds at the all-u-can-eat chinese restuarant next dor before you come in.. ok..
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| | Unrecorded Date Well since you have yar janitorial uniform anal-yzer could U work on kutubeey's genitals? . . . Driving down my automobile With my lady chick she's so sweet on beer, Listening to my radio With no particular place to go. . . . Inspection sticker is dead Alex any hanky panky no particular place that I can go?
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| | Unrecorded Date hebel, cut that •••• out asswipe...it ain't funny anymore... how come you don't order anything you cheap-ass... don't sit please we have a dress code too..
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| | Unrecorded Date Kutubeey Waa Tanaa Analyzer lol Giir After The Tea, Just Casariye Will Be Fine. Thanks For Taking That Midget WannaBe Kutubeey's Ex Outta My Way. Good Job Man. Waa Ku Sugtay Horta. War Aa Ku Siiyo Ninkaa Hebel Lacag Ma Haasto Don't Serve Him Coz He Doesn't Leave Tips For His Waiters. And Another Thing Please Warn Your Customers From Him Coz He Comes Here To Steal Gor Goro. You Know What Happened Last Time He Stole Mine Damn He Made It For Macawiis. And Now I Can Hardly Wear It Sheesh Laastikadii Uu Ka Furay Nooh Hebel, Af JanJeerle Have You Examined Your Genital With Genital Herpes?? You Midget, Choppy, Herky-Jerky, Short Stock, Big Ears. Are You Planning To Bring Here The Business You Have In StartBuckes Where You Are Known As Subca Jaako. By The Way, Do StartBuckes Still Consider You As A Taagane, Wax Ma Gatee? Hmmmmm! Yes P.W.D Is Open But You Aren't Welcome In There. Kutubeey Waa Qul Qushay
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| | Unrecorded Date kutubeey, waa iga qosli siisay, hebel moos nimo waa ka tagtay babaay mashadoonyo ah ayaad noqotay,iska fiiri nin beerta ku ..............
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| | Unrecorded Date Now hold on woman control yar temper, remember yar blood pressure? . . . . xamardaye sac hoosta kaa leef…waxaas show off-nimo ee kaa tehee day. . . . . Kutubeey saca beerta ka saar abaay.
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| | Unrecorded Date Hebel, Dibiga beerta ka saar dheh, hadii saca la leefaa, seey kaa noqotoay adiga. . . . Ka dib aan ogaano sac, ama dibi, kee beerta ku jiro, hadaad sac dhahdid waa kuu dhamaatay ee ogoow, hadaad dibi tiraahdidna iska jir yaan lagu booleeysan sxb adigana.
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| | Unrecorded Date yeebetuk seen wax kuugu sheegaa xaaji? . . sacii xamardaye hoosta ka leefi aa kutubeey beerta ka gali noo? . . . . see macalinkaa wax kuugu fasari jirey?
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| | Unrecorded Date Kutubeey Waa Tanaa XamarDey, Keep On Smilling Man. I Like Seeing That Pretty Teeth Of Yours All Day Long. Yuubutuk, Mayee Kutubeey Is Ka Dheh Nooh. Admit It Idiot That You Like Using My Name. BTW You Love Having Me Around, Don't You?. I'm Sorry, I Can't Associate With Perverts Like You Hebel, Mayee Saca Beerta Gali Ha Daqee Geli Kada Adiga Buuryo Dheer Ah. GusBuq Waaxid Kutubeey Waa Qul Qushay
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