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     | Unrecorded Date You know you're Somali when you have relatives in Dixon, Mission Hill,Cedar, and South-hall. You know you're Somali when your daily meal consists of canjaeero,baasto/bariis,hilib, banana and Muffoo. You know you're Somali when your mother's bestfriends come over and the neighbours end up calling the police because of the noise. You know you're Somali when your guest Considers buzzing you from downstairs to open the door, as their way of calling ahead to let you know they're coming. [For females] You know you're Somali when you can't wear a thin see through blouse but it's perfectly ok -no it's wonderful for you to wear a diirac. You know you're Somali when you can't use the words "boy" and "friend" in the same sentence without having you're parents arrange for you to live with you're abti and his 4 wives somewhere in baadiiyo. You know you're Somali when the guest's at a wedding start showing up at 1:00 am and the bride and groom arrive at 3:00 am. You know you're Somali when you use oil for grooming. You know you're Somali when you call other Somali elders you've never met before abti or aeedo. [For females] You know you're being picked up by a Somali man when he says,"I know your father". You know you're Somali when you pronounce "p" and "b" the exact same way. You know you're Somali when you don't even know you're real birth date. You know you're Somali when the use of Deoderant was something you started doing in North America.(like B.O didn't exist in Somalia...) [For males] You know you're Somali when your maacweese is used for cleaning dusty counters, and wet plates. You know you're Somali when you can out run your duugsii teacher. You know you're Somali when you can't smoke weed but can gobble down a hand full of qaad without a problem. You know you're Somali when your parents say AstaqfurAllah when ever they hear the word sex. You know you're Somali when your grandmother thinks every skinny white person has AIDS. You know you are Somali when you live in a One bedroom apartment and you got 20 people using your address. You know you are Somali when you got a relative Stuck in an Airport somewhere in Europe with Fake documents. You know you are Somali when the phone company asks you for a deposit before they hook up your Phone. You know you are Somali when you want to have your Wedding at the at the Sheraton and you work at the Seven Eleven !!!! .
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| | Unrecorded Date LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@@@@@@@@@@ ooh men I fell of my chair,, men you really made me laugh ooh... that was funny. I love somali folks men lol@@@@@@@@@@@
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| | Unrecorded Date Real Deal, How many Ganjaa rounds did ya smoked man? Mashelaanu?...Mashelaanu...Mashelaanu?...Mashelaanu? CiiseRooti
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| | Unrecorded Date RealDeal. lool ala calooshaad i xanuujisay sidaan u qoslaayey. peace and luv.
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| | Unrecorded Date REAL DEAL You disrespecting, son of a ..... How dare you put something like this on Somali Net? You have no respect for our people. Sorry, I couldn't resist that. That was hillarious. I have printed it so I can send it to my Somali friends. You have a future in the comic industry if you want one. As long as your delivery is good that is.
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| | Unrecorded Date TO REAL DEAL U KNOW U ARE SOMALI WHEN U BEAT U WIFES, U KNOW U SOMALI WHEN U DONT CARE YOUR WIFES, U KNOW U ARE SOMAli when u don' kiss u your womens, dont get me wrong a am girl
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| | Unrecorded Date To:REAL DEAL What so ever happend to us, or what ever we do that our cultural, it seem some people can't change. What are you respecting from fly 13...... please please stop that caz they haven't seen life like that. please come down, I know what you feeling. Fly 13 never change.
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| | Unrecorded Date Saexygirl (great username) While I'll admit that a lot of Somali men do not put their wives first, I know a number of guys who are devoted to their wives. I was out with an old friend one time (we were in DC) and his wife is still in Somalia but he's trying to get her to the States, and a woman was flirting with him but it was obvious he wasn't interested and after she left he said to me "I could never do that (cheat), I love me wife." And I know another guy who treats his wife like a queen. And she's not strikingly good looking, although she is a GREAT person and he appreciates what he's got. So the good guys are out there. Just keep looking. I know another really good guy in the DC area but he is getting married this spring so he's taken.
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| | Unrecorded Date You know you are Somali when you Cant spell •••• ! ,
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| | Unrecorded Date you know you are somali when adiga aadan lahayn sir guud iyo sir gaar ba. uban dhiga sirteeyna ajaanibta(indho buluug).
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| | Unrecorded Date LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL True say!!! Well done on u!! LOL, keep it real....[dumb]!!
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| | Unrecorded Date You know you're somali when you hate axmaaro and dump people(like realdeal). Sexygirl: ooh you say you're a girl, never mind.
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| | Unrecorded Date You know you are Somali, when you lie and cheat with ease and think it is cool!!
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| | Unrecorded Date You're Somali, When ya put "BIR CANJEERO" on da elevetor so dat, down stairs neighbor can use it. You're Somali when ya store water in da bathroom sink before Midnight January 1st 2000. Xamardaye Ya is damn lier man, yaa yiri saas mise adigaa waxaad tahay dhiil dooli dhinaca kale kaga baxay...lol CiiseRooti
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| | Unrecorded Date ReadDeal Salut! looooooooooooool That was ribtickling funny bro U know U r Somali when U can't admit U r wrong.. U know Ur Somaali when U want to know One's Qabiil b4 his dadnimo/quruxdiisa gaarka ah iyo midguud ahan...... U know Ur Somali when every white man U c is Gaal...... U know Ur somali when U don't know who is your frnd and who is Ur enemy...... U know U r somali when u don't know what is good 4 U U know U r Somaali when U bit the hand that feets Ya cuz it belongs to a Gaal....... Peace and <3
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| | Unrecorded Date ciiserooti, saaxib yaa og hee?yaase kuu sheegaayo?l@l.
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| | Unrecorded Date REAL DEAL, Man!!! you had me rolling... You made me laugh so hard, to the point that I sent it to may friends. You are HILARIOUS, but you know what is funny about it??? it is the painful truth. I love it man.. Keep up the good spirit. Maybe humor can be the panacea to our problems.. LOL Peace, ZamZam
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| | Unrecorded Date I got confuse. what a hel they talking about mint, it sounds pretty funny but I don't get point
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| | Unrecorded Date TO MAD CAD DID I ASKED U FOR MAN U ARE CRAZY...........................WITH CAPITAL ccccc MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME TOLD U THAT I GOT A MAN BETER THAN SOMALI I MEAN MUCH MUCH BETER O.K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONT GET ME WRONG U ARE JUST LOSER PEACEEEEEEEE
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| | Unrecorded Date Lovergirl, tell your Man to buy you an English dictionary on your birthday !!!
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| | Unrecorded Date Lovergirl (I still love the user name) I love you too abai.
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| | Unrecorded Date To so called lover girl Didn't I tell u to leave my name alone and find some other name...What r u trying to do?? at least add a number to it or some thing BUT don't copy all of it...u rekcuf... Mad Mac R u 4Real, do u realy think that was ME the real lover girl?***NAH man, I'm not into guys remember I'm into my own kind if u know what I mean...By the way what the heck is she talking about??? U haven't even said anything to her...on top of being thief she is also dum*** later y'all
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| | Unrecorded Date RealDeal lord have mercy..boy u really cracked me up ..looooooooooooooool dat was off da hook n so tru..ne'wayz i got more check it out!!! U KNOW U SOMALI IF..... If your watch comes all da way down to ur elbow if the only way u can memorize is by gettin 10 lashes to ur body. If ur teeth describe the part of somalia u're from(i.e, Stained teeth-hargeesa, no teeth baadioo) lool gafuurka ha ii taagina yah If the computer u're now readin this on, is not urz. IF u can't have meal with-out banana. If belts, hangers, and telephones wires traumatize you. lol hayeey If u see urself on CNN, CBS, and BBC. If you completely knw the song "WE ARE THE WORLD" [FOR GUYZ] if u have more scars on ur legs then a veitnam war vet. If u re-use cookin oil. If u place ur gum in the fridge for later use. If u chew ice when u're hungry. [FOR PARENTS] if ur son can't write a complete sentence but can nail jump shot. if ur daugther can't do her hair, but can do barbies hair. IF u spit when u talk. If the batteries on ur remote control are held together by a peice of tape. lol its so tru If u ever dropped food n kissed it up to ALLAH before u ate it (now diz is a good thang aight) [PARENTS] if u talk loud on the phone just coz its long distance. If u go to weddin just for da free bariis lol (dhuuniyaal) [niggaz] if u got to ruwaayad just to bum a smokes of other niggaz [Parents} if u chew baby's food then feed it to them. if ur kids go to school smellin like bariis n Bananas with a little bit of goat milk. If u iron dirty clothes. If u can't put ur hands on ur head coz its bad luck. [females] If u really think uunsi kills B.O. [females] if u actually think u're worth more then a camel.(cixi cixi we been told a lie grlz lol) If u think every teacher is a racist. If u blow ur nose in da middle of da street...with u hands. if u contributed to diz list. loool i know ya'all do ....gaaaaaaax gaaaaaaaax ..fiq fiq fiq ..cixi cixi..ihi ihi
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| | Unrecorded Date Kutubeey Waa Tanaa Kusseey Ha Idhihinee Waa FUURAY Sidii Dooro Dhimatay Siin U Qoslaaye.. I Bet You From DIXON Coz All Those Things Are Found From Dixon Residence I Liked This Part "If u place ur gum in the fridge for later use".. Damn.. I Used To Do That When I Was In Somalia Like There Was No Gum In The World You Know You Are Somali If.... If You Go To A Restaurant With Either Date/Friends When You See Waiter/Waitress Bringing The Bill You Touch Your Packts And Pretend That You Forgot Your Wallet If You Go To Indian Stores And Buy A Fake Gold Coz There'll Be Wedding Next Month. Bes Waaye Aniga Waan Fuursanhay Kutubeey Waa Qul Qushay
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| | Unrecorded Date @marka aad isku cunto moos iyo spaghetti, @marka aad isku jejebiso moos,muufo,fuud,iyo saliid. @marka aad soo gasho aqalkaada oo aadan salaamin reerkaada. @marda ay sheekeeynayaan oo la doomo in ay dagaalamayaan.
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| | Unrecorded Date @marka aad isku cunto moos iyo spaghetti, @marka aad isku jejebiso moos,muufo,fuud,iyo saliid. @marka aad soo gasho aqalkaada oo aadan salaamin reerkaada. @marka ay sheekeeynayaan oo la doomo in ay dagaalamayaan.
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| | Unrecorded Date Kuuseey U killing me abayo looooooooool kid kid kid kid qax qax qax-------> Girl,U ain't wrapped 2 thight!!!!! Galax lol I like the part oo cida la salaameynin heheheheheheheh that is good one bro! Kutebeeeey LOL @ Abu-Dubai karoon = "Hindida" peace and luv all
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| | Unrecorded Date Kuuseey Balaayo daran soo aruuri, wadnahaad i xanuujis qosol kaliya, but ya know taht's da way you were raised sis and we as well, like it or not. If you use other ppl. medication cuz you are ill like them. If you go to (The Bay or JC Penny) buy your staff for wedding and return it next night. (Like tobalcaaro).
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| | Unrecorded Date @marka aad iloowdo ilmahaada(birth day)gooda. @marka aad iloowdo sanad guurada guurkiina. @marka aad iloowdo in aad run u sheegto xaaskaada. @marka aad iloowdo ballan aad ka qaaday reerkaada. @marka aad iloowdo wax aad horay been uga sheegtay @marka aad iloowdo mudadi fasaxa lagu siiyay. @marka aad iloowdo qaraabo aad guriga ku martiqaadeen. @marka aad iloowdo in caawa lagu sugayo.
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| | Unrecorded Date TO REALDEAL u r somali when u have skinny bones u r somali when u afro hair which was 1900 u r somali when u eat jad or gras like cows u r somali when u wear a short bants u r somali when u wear kabo jamble in the winter when other pple are wearing sport shoes .ok. i think that is enuogh rihg know........... muga dambe i will write more about u guys so hold up for a moment so peace........................pplee
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| | Unrecorded Date TO REALDEAL u r somali when u have skinny bones u r somali when u got afro hair like 1900 00 u r somali when u eat jad or gras like cows u r somali when u wear a short bants u r somali when u wear kabo jamble in the winter when other pple are wearing sport shoes .ok. i think that is enuogh rihg know........... muga dambe i will write more about u guys so hold up for a moment so peace........................pplee
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| | Unrecorded Date to everyone sexygirl is back ka cabsoooooooooooo looool ok to ESL / girl or boy who ever u are who thel u think u are !!!!!!!!!! telling pple their spelling girl let me tell u something u are not american if u think that way u are wrong baby .....o.k....... I think u r the one who got broblem with youre ENGLISH.......... YEAHHHHHHHH baby........... so from now on correct youre self caze u need it odios alabaraako
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