     MAD MAC | Unrecorded Date
Doctrinal differences within Department of Defense Ecountering Snake in the Area of Operations
US Army
Infantry: Snake smells them, leaves area.
Airborne: Lands on and kills the snake.
Armor: Runs over snake, laughs, looks for more snakes.
Aviation: Has global positining sattelite coordinates to snake. Can't find snake. Returns to base for refuel and crew rest.
Ranger: Plays with snake, then eats it.
Field Artillery: Kills snake with massive Time on Target barrage. Kills several hundred civilians as unavoidable collateral damage. Mission considered a success and all participants (including cooks, mechanics and clerks) are awarded silver stars.
Special Forces: Makes contact with Snake, ignoring all state department directives and theater commander rules of engagement by building rapport with snake to win its heart and mind. Trains snake to kill other snake. File senormous travel settlement upon return.
Combat Engineer: Studies snake. Prepares in depth doctrinal thesis in obsure 5 deries Field Manual about how to defeat snake using countermobility assets. Complains that manuever forces don't understand how to properly conduct doctrinal counter-snake operations.
AH-64 Apache Pilot. Unabvle to locate snake. Snake does not show up on infra red, like power lines and SAMS.
UH-60 Blckhawk pilot. Finds snake on fourth pass after snake builds bonfire, pops smoke and lays out VS 17 to mark the landing zone. Rotor wash blows snake into fire.
Intelligence officer: Snake? What snake? Only four of 35 indicators of snake activity are currently active. We assess the potential for snake activity as low.
US NAVY
Navy SEAL: Expends all ammunition and calls for naval gunfire support in failed attempt to kill snake. Snake bites SEAL and retreats to safety. Hollywood makes fantasy film in which SEALS kill Muslim Extremist snakes.
Navy: Fires off 50 cruise missiles from various types of ships, kills snake and makes presentation to Senate Approproiations committee on how naval forces are the most cost-effective means of anti-snake force projection.
US Marines
Marine: Kills snake by accident while looking for souvenirs. Local civilians demand removal of all US forces from area of operations.
Marine Recon: Follow snake, gets lost.
Para-Rescue Jumper: Wounds snake in initial encounter, then works feverishly to save snakes life.
Supply: Notice you anti-snake equipment is on back order.
Airforce
Transport Pilot: Receives call for anti-snake equipment. Delivers two weeks after due date.
F-15 pilot: Mis-identifies snake as enemy MI-24 Hind helicopter and engages with missiles. Crew Chief paints snake kill on aircraft.
F-16 pilot: Finds snake, drops two CBU-87 cluster bombs and misses snake target but gets firect hit on embassy 100 km east of snake due to weather. Claims that purchasing multi-millin dollar, high tech snake killing device will enable it in the future to kill all snakes and schieve a revolution in military affairs.
B-52 pilot: Pulls ARCLIGHT mission on snake. Kills snake and every other living thing within two miles of target. |
| Warta suuqa | Unrecorded Date
What is this MAD MAC? Training session or what?
Man… You R spreading in this forums like a virus. |
| analyzer | Unrecorded Date
mad dick, lol.
i don't know if u noticed but we fought without any military training and the military sucks regardless of its types, so cut it out you mil-dickhead/sarg or should i say major....salute asswipe.... |
| MAD MAC | Unrecorded Date
Analyzer
You know, I don't know if this is a compliment or an insult. Anyway, you know we had a kill ratio of better than 25-1, and that's a conservative estimate. You know as well as I do that all the SNA won was a phyric victory. Where are they today? They shot their wad against us and we would have finished them off in October 93 if our political leadership hadn't been so lame. And that's Mil-dickhead Major to you, buttmunch. |
| She | Unrecorded Date
ahhaha What kind of Snake are we talking about Mad Mac........
Die hard snake like Moi
or the dump ass like my bro Analyzer?????
Satan Anaylzer
Shame on U baby bro
We who?????????????????????????
Don't tell me U are one of the Jinns,who are destroying my beloved Somalia????
Go eat fly ya monkey A**
Mudane Warta suuqa!
"Wardhiigley waa wakaalad inta kale waa wazaarad" or it is the other way around aboow??? LOL
peace n <3 all |
| mel.abraham | Unrecorded Date
Mad mac who the hell are you mint Iam still wondering the reasonn you use this net, your fucking basages often pease me of, at any rate I warn you to be easy walked, be hamble mint,prety idiot. |
| Warta suuqa | Unrecorded Date
Wardhiigleey Wasaarad waaye inta kale wakaalad waaye. Waashinton waabab waaye.
Warkeeda isii hee. How about that "Aramidaadii thing"? you ain't completed sis. |
| MAD MAC | Unrecorded Date
Mel
Saahib, I think you are saying that I piss you off and you want to know why some gaal is on here anyway? OK, if I understand you correctly then allow me to retort:
a. I piss you off: I don't care. I piss my boss off a lot too.
b. Who the hell am I: Just some gaal who was deployed in Somalia with the US Army from 92-94.
c. Be humble: A little late to learn new habits like humility dude. I've been infected with hubris for about 15 years.
d. You warn me to walk easy: Warn someone who gives a ••••. |
| analyzer | Unrecorded Date
mad mac, my writing is open to intrepetations...whatever dude...if you consider it a compliment ok....if not explain why you think that way in 1000 words or more? this is a pop quiz... remember,,, you are too old fail this course.... |
| analyzer | Unrecorded Date
she,
ok..now you have done it....watch out...we i get my fingers on you.....not like that you pervert i mean .....typing on my keyboard addressin you ...this weekend...the storm is coming so u might as well get cover while you can and apologize....no one calls me names more than one time and gets away with it unless you are on the net or in the US army jailed in sarajevo and likes somalis or both....... |
| She | Unrecorded Date
Hurricane Analayzer!
wuuuuuuuuuuw baby I am scared
Have U ever heard "Wax Tegey Tiigsimaad Ma leh"
Farahaaga yey Ku ciilin baby bro and Hurry Up
Peace n love all |
| analyzer | Unrecorded Date
she,
aunt...you can't wait huh?.... |
| analyzer | Unrecorded Date
she,
one more thing......i have just read a posting that you were defending the dead "dictator" siad barre...and disgusted....so i decided to stop to respond to you from now on.....anyone with such mental state to defend that dead guy has automatically lost my vote or response....... of course, you are entitled to your opinions about stuff....i just feel you are too wrong and too dump.....and that is just the way i feel about you.....peace....... |
| Troubled..mind | Unrecorded Date
Mad Mac...........are you by any chance TARIQ..
You sound just like him.
ANOTHER BITCH. |
| MAD MAC | Unrecorded Date
Nope not Tariq. Don't know who he is. I'm a white boy, a gaal - Tariq sounds Muslim. |
| Troubled..mind | Unrecorded Date
Who cares if ya gaal. Go kick there ass. |
| She | Unrecorded Date
Moron Analyzer!
I don't blame U cuz I know how your atom sized brain works When U think of Siyaad Barre The only thing U can think of is his Qabiil = your "Enemy" and booom your mind goes blank or it starts picking up only the bad not the good....Wich is not so bad when u compare to what Moriyaan has done to my(our) Somalia.
U don't like his Qabiil That is why U are distorting the facts. Frankly,I am not a great fan of Siyad Barre But I believe in "Gaalka Dil Gartiisana sii"
Let me highlight for you what Siyaad did for Somalia. He decreased illiteracy to 50%, he created equality between men and women, and he buried tribelism but not killed completely. Unfortunately narrow minded like you dig the grave and revive tribelism to life again As consequences we became international refugee and chronic welfare collectors.
Siad Barre was not a perfect man but he had the courage and integrity to maintain unity and law and order.
That others can't do after 10 yrs of butchering each other………...
Lets say he was rotten man,they chased him away from Somalia What good have they done for last 10yrs?
Is Somalia in better condition after Siyaad Barre aboow?
Of course if U r thinking with Ur a** Your answer will be Siyaad Barre was behind all that xaar it is his fault that they are so fucked up in the head haah? even religion can't save thier A** they are hunted by Siyaad even though he is dead yada yada yada..........
If Ure thinking with your head U can C y I defended Siyaad Barre......
Now U and I know Who is dumb A**
Fiiro Gaar; I am not Daaarood. No I am not in love with the Darood man LOL. My dad was not "Guulwade" or Siyaad's boot-lickers. He was mucaarad as matter of fact he was kicked out of Somalia. No he was not Qabqable in "Kulmis" either .......My point is I have no reason to like the guy..........
Note; when I say moriyaan I don't mean Qabiil my definition of mooriyaan is Erdaal=shufto=burcad=falaago=jiri=dad-qalato=gangester etc.......
Beware U F***** featherbrained,mooriyaan I can kill U with Caaytin(aflagaado)....
peace n <3 all |
| Anonymous | Unrecorded Date
very intresting |
| analyzer | Unrecorded Date
she,
ok!! you explained yourself...cool....i agree with the fact that no one helped the situation after siad barre left...as i said....but if you truly think he was doing better job than the knuckleheads that are still around.....well, you ain't gonna tell me that...cause i was there......besides, i have a dignity to uphold when you labeled me as you did....talking about "tribelism" and crap..... my views are not in any way influenced by my tribe's interest..
i don't mind tribelism as long as it is used as the way Allah intended to which is "identification"....nothing more and nothing less....peace
what's with the profanity all the time?....are you mad all the time or you grew up in new york city? can't you express yourself without it? |
| She | Unrecorded Date
I am telling U MUdane mop head..He was n will always be much much better than them "moriyan" actually we should not compare "the Mooriyaan" and the Legend
Sh*** 4 of them so called (Madaxweynayal) if not more plus their Qabiil running the country minus Waqooyi still They can't Manage why is that? less ppl too Ha ha ha Aduunka maka dhicin aboow that is really Yaaxi nimo waxooda doqonimo wey dhaaftey
Ok "Goroyaa baqtisey ninba baal ha jiito"
Baalka haba jiitaanee Darn! They don't even know what to do with it .Aqligii lagu dhaqan lahaa mala raboo ...Greedy nimo iyo doqonimo maaaan I don't even know waxan ku dhihi lahaa The only thing that can explain this tragidy is Charles Darwin's Theory My bro Ape Ape Ape Ape ape ape ape ape Monkeys !!!!! If u know what I mean darling bro
Lol NY aa shafeeco ku dambeeyso just like U I am from hell=Somaalia=wickedLand
Caaytin, dil iyo dhac = hello aboow! get it goood xumaan igama aha I think U are very intelegent kido U just need to loose the Darn Qabiil LOL…
If not madaxaaga biyaha ka buuxo saaaro…meeshaad iska la dhacdiin aan arko adigane!
Qabiilka uu Alah sheegeyna kii Islaanimada waaye not kaad somaalidina suubsateen OK :)
Good bye and click dude aniga qurbaha ha igu waalinee ! |
| NeefoowKaniini | Unrecorded Date
,,,,,,Acowdu bilaahi Minal Rabshatil wal wareeril Caayatin bil Lisaanil SHE de Great Ariirtaanya!!! Inaa lilaahi wa inaa ileyhi raajicuun,,,!!! Alloow ya Rahmal raahimiin iyo Madi wiinaaygeena Af bilaar Wal liki misaalo geega ma haaynee,,,Shaati Gaduudna ki dor,,,,WaLAAGA ADI MEELA NIINKI AKTUBTIINA ANNI Eeebaheey iinla ogee gorodi waayi,,,,,
,,,,Balooleey Balooleey
,,,,Balooleey waa Bishaaroo
,,,,Bulsho
,,,,Bile
,,,,Bulsho
,,,,SHE |
| She | Unrecorded Date
Mudane NFW-KNN
Amiin ariikaana..God bless Madibilaar
Shaati-Gaduudka he is another Mooriyaan=Naargela werfedsheey............
Mudane Analyzer
I haven't heard from your a** lately............Did Ya miss me? cuz I do.....Cross My Eyes/me heart aboow.......
peace n <3 all |
| MAD MAC | Wednesday, August 09, 2000 - 12:24 am
So anyone else think this was funny? |
| analyzer | Wednesday, August 09, 2000 - 02:03 am
she what's up auntie!!!groovy....missed you too... |
| MAD MAC | Wednesday, August 09, 2000 - 02:20 am
Analyzer
What about my needs? Didn't you miss me. You just missed She? I'll admit she's a lot better looking than I am but still......... |
| Anonymous | Thursday, August 10, 2000 - 03:55 am
she makes me think of sheep when we meet,she shits like sheets and barks like bitch oh shes that she we know in the forrum.she...silly hoe. |
| analyzer | Thursday, August 10, 2000 - 05:36 am
NEEDS MAD-neck ? yeah..i think i kinda missed pickin' on you and stuff....you know,,,i just can't say i miss you to a DUDE....
i think i run out of ideas this summer for i have been playing too much video games and eating too little canjeero. the combination of those elements can ruin your summer and make your girlfreind dump you...... |
| MAD MAC | Wednesday, August 16, 2000 - 01:46 am
Analyzer
Well, get a new chick dude. You're living in North America, there's a lot of chicks there. Hey are you gonna join MAC's Militia and come back to Somalia and kick some Mooryan ass and maybe enter the Somali political scene? What do you think? It beats hangin' out at Burger King. |
| analyzer | Wednesday, August 16, 2000 - 09:36 am
did you just said somali political scene!!!? not really...i would stick with my sega dreamcast and my free internet provider until i can afford to buy an island...by the way, ••••••••? what exactly are refering to my man ....a specific tribe or the crazy killing machines that loot people in all somalia...... |
| MAD MAC | Wednesday, August 16, 2000 - 11:26 pm
Those annoying red dots came at the wrong moment. Can you translate. I wasn't sure what to insert in there. |
| analyzer | Sunday, August 20, 2000 - 09:04 am
moriy**n |
| MAD MAC | Monday, August 21, 2000 - 12:01 am
I was referring to the crazy killing machines that loot and shoot people in Somalia. I figure that a legitimate Somali government is going to need some help in solving that problem. And that is an area where I have some professional expertise. |
| Anonymous | Monday, August 21, 2000 - 08:49 pm
Killing machine ? = Mooriy***n = Hawiiiye = = = =
H-Gidir and Abgaal |
| MAD MAC | Monday, August 21, 2000 - 09:47 pm
Come on Anonymous. That's not true. There are mooryan from every clan. •••• I remember this one Mooryan we killed...........he was Garre. |
| Anonymous | Wednesday, August 23, 2000 - 09:48 pm
Oh mY Godh ~_~)))))
WE HAVE GARRE mORIYAAN TOO
AR YA SIRIOUS BROTHer maD CAp?
His Habar or Baba must be Gidir |
| analyzer | Sunday, August 27, 2000 - 09:00 pm
ok people settle down,
get your shoes off; sit down, and have some tea...
habar_gidiir is not mooriyan; moriyaan comes from every part of somalia as my enemy mac stated hereabove.....
the end |
| MAD MAC | Monday, August 28, 2000 - 12:40 am
Analyzer
Hey, I'm only your part time enemy. And as I pointed out to Hebel secretly you guys love having me here on the net because it gives you someone to shoot at. Shooting at a gaal is, after all, more fun that shooting at another believer - shooting at believers generally being regarded as less defensible from a moral standpoint. Wouldn't it be boring here without the friendly, neighborhood gaal to kick around? |
| analyzer | Tuesday, August 29, 2000 - 10:54 am
sure, my mad man....you sure like somalis and some of us like you...i am not one of them....that's why you are my cyperenemy or part time enemy......certainly not AN ENEMY like the word emphazises.....you know what i mean.....
war & money-making to you... |
