     Judge | Monday, September 04, 2000 - 10:22 am
Hebel Vs the people
Some of you enjoy Hebel critics and sense of humor other find him repulsive arrogant etc.
Personally I think his opinions and ideas are well structured, although he can be a pain in the neck .
Condemning Hebel without a fair trial is simply unfair remember "we are all innocent unless proven guilty".
Tell me your plea.
Regards |
| hebel | Monday, September 04, 2000 - 01:03 pm
Somebody read me my rights first....Please.
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I think IM about to buy one-way ticket to Hell in a Hell-basket.
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Let me see U all Freaks take a shot at me. |
| Nut&Co. Inc. | Monday, September 04, 2000 - 02:57 pm
"Yo freak you have the right to remain silent, any thing you say or do will be held against you in a court of public opinion"
I am on your side!! |
| sista | Monday, September 04, 2000 - 03:20 pm
u have the rite to an attorney if u cant afford one well....tough.....or someone may be willing to b ur lawyer
and now do u swear do tell the whole truth nothing but the truth so help u God?
......i wait ur answer |
| MAD MAC | Monday, September 04, 2000 - 11:17 pm
Heb is the man!!!! |
| cade | Monday, September 04, 2000 - 11:42 pm
judge
I thought it was the other way round in this forums ..i.e. "guilty till proven innocent" so shoot the freak first and talk about his crime later...... how about that.........? |
| MAD MAC | Tuesday, September 05, 2000 - 01:10 am
Cade
Is this like, the Somali way? What was it my old boss said when I said I was going back to Somalia, Somalis tend to shoot first and think later. Just a little humor dude. |
| cade | Tuesday, September 05, 2000 - 02:15 am
yeah right mad mac
your boss was well on target there, he only forget the fact that in somalia everyone is considered guilty till proven innocent, thus shooting on sight is well practiced exercise!!!!!!!!! you better watch out!!!!!!
btw i'm giving the geezer(hebel) a taste of his own medicine remember he ordered your execution before trail last time round......... |
| hebel | Tuesday, September 05, 2000 - 10:36 am
Well then, May Lord have mercy on my soul.
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Let me see how far we'll have go with this and tell me the charges.
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all of you freaks have to know that I can't held for more than 72Hrs without being charged.
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This is America Damn it! |
| Judge | Tuesday, September 05, 2000 - 11:14 am
Hebel
Technicaly your are not held is more like
a trial "In Absentia".
Juste a wee reminder that the WWW is not ruled by the US law.
Judge |
| Jeego | Wednesday, September 06, 2000 - 09:15 am
Have a mercy on my friend Hebel and buy him one-way ticket to BAKAARAHA, and that will fix him for good!! |
| MAD MAC | Wednesday, September 06, 2000 - 09:45 am
Heb is still da man! |
| hebel | Wednesday, September 06, 2000 - 10:05 am
Allaa yaa Kariim.
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Now I feel like a warlord. |
| WARLORD-KILLER | Wednesday, September 06, 2000 - 12:45 pm
To hebel:
it ain,t over yet,till the fat lady sings!
ya ain,t out of da bushes yet |
| MAD MAC | Thursday, September 07, 2000 - 12:34 am
Heb is still da man.
the cool thing is he thinks I'm scary. That should add to the MAD MAC mystic when I go back and kick some Mooreyan ass. |
| Dhakumbo culus | Thursday, September 07, 2000 - 01:54 am
Your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I stand before u today with no personal vendetta againist the accused Mr. Hebel Hebel of hebel clan, I as sworn officer of the court marely seek justice. And only intend to shed a light the dark side of Mr. Hebel, the truth is, Your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jurry, Mr. hebel has committed serious crime on september 12, 1992, when he single handedly murdered some of somalia's prominent beggers whose names I will read to you may god bless their soul, they are:
1. Saalax Liif of Bakaaraha
2. Cali dhareerow of Xamar jajab
3. shiikh abdi sheeloweyne of ceelgaab
4. Kumiyo taano of hodon
5. Dhicisey dhuubo of sarandi (not a begger)
6. Dhabii dhabii dhuusaaye of anzalooti
7. Habartaa garoob miyaa of all over somalia
8. safar salaama of kudacda
Your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury these are the only known victims of the accused Mr. Hebel of hebel clan, these members of society have done nothing to provoke the accused, there record (Evindence c-2009) no single offense even a mare traffic violation, they were up scale society members, who earn ten percent more than the avarage somali, most of these victims your honor had two or more jobs besides their basic duties. They pickpocketed, entertained, showed the reerbaadiye around mogadishu and tought them how to spend their money, but the most important function they had as citisens of mogadishu was to let our children chase them around. your honor ladies and gentlemen what is mogadishu like when our children have no dhicisey dhuubo to chase around, cali dhareeroow to follow, I will tell you your honor, it is no fun therefore inhabitable. what kind of life will our children lead I ask you ladies and gentlemen of the jury.
Your honor Mr. Hebel did not just murder mogadishus beloved sons and daughters, he murdered mogadishu. therefore, I the attorney of the victims ask the wonderfull court, a court that is known deliver verdict of guilt to those who deserve and not guilt to the innocent, to find the accused guilty of multible counts of murder and sentence him to provide the victims' services, so our children could grow and lead happy and meaningfull life with full of joy and endless chasing. The Plaintiff rests. |
| Hebel_Killer | Thursday, September 07, 2000 - 04:07 am
Hebel is a fucking bitch plus I heard he likes to suck dicks too so he may also be a homosexual. He should be condemned to hell and someone should shove burning charcoal up his ugly ass.
P.s I also heard he is a limp-dick bastard who cant get it up because his dick is broken so he uses his faggot-ass. I hate that mother fucker Hebel and i hate that white-ass mad mac too |
| MAD MAC | Thursday, September 07, 2000 - 05:12 am
Hebel Killer
Dude, you ain't wrapped too tight are you? I think maybe you should seek some help or something. You've got an obsession with homosexuality. |
| Bambasley | Thursday, September 07, 2000 - 05:24 am
Ali Dhareerow is not dead. Last sighted in Bari... |
| Kutubeey | Thursday, September 07, 2000 - 05:31 am
Is This The Convention Room?
Okay.... Lemme Sit On The Bench And Confide... Name Is Kutubeey Kaneeco....
I Once Hated Hebel And Was That Close To Kill Him. I Wished One Day Someone Might Give Him A Happy Face  ....(Qiiiiq) You Asked Why?? Coz A Short While Ago He Stole My Only-Lonely-Lovely Gorgoro I Had And Worst He Didn’t Use It Properly Instead He Used It As A Macwiis… Now That I Don’t Have It Anymore I Stopped Going To Weddings. However, I Intensely Got Very Distressful And Started Going To Therapy Just To Ease My Mind Off Of That Tragic Accident.....
Nevertheless, I Lately Found That Myself Is Finding His Bizarre Acts And Unpredictable Ways In Very Interesting. However, I Have To Admit That He Sometimes Makes Me To Laugh Out Loud.. One Day I've Visited His Homepage And Saw His Picture.... Damnnn I Still Have That Horrible Image Painted Inside My Brain…….. You Honor That Picture Shouldn’t Be Displayed At All… B/c Of The Seek Of Our Kids...Your Honor We Don't Want Our Children To Have A Mental Distribution Or Go To Suicidle Stage, Do We????>> I Hope No<<< I'm A Victim Of That Picture... Everytime I Close My Eyes I See His Clumsy And Awkward Face Not To Mention His Wooden Teeth ....That’s The Worst...
Your Honor Now I Wanna Press Charge On Hebel For Putting Me Through Another Serious Catastrophe. Right Now I’m Seeing My Therapy Every Other Day.... You Know How It Feels Like That>>>No
Work...<<<<
Finally, You Honor, I Want Him To Pay The Price Now
Thank You
Kutubeey Has Left The Building |
| Ukur | Thursday, September 07, 2000 - 06:01 am
Hebel is the ..man ,beloved somali brother,entertainer,reer magaal (mean civilized) all your comments infer how you appreciate his postings on this forums.
Dhakumbo Culus lol..i keep asking my self wether you were on of the guys you mentioned above |
| Dhakumbo culus | Thursday, September 07, 2000 - 06:16 am
Your honor disregard the comments made by the witness hebel killer, we found out, eventhough to late, that he is scaped from Maanokoobiyo. Currently he is under evaluation and i dont think he will be released shortly.
Also, ur honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jurry you heard the horrible account of our last witness Ms. Kutubeey. Imagine stealing the only Gorgorad she had. I mean the lady nocked every door between madino and kaaraan to able to afford that infamous Gorgorad. Also disregard the comment about his appearance, it is not his fault that he is ugly, but maybe related to his actions. the plaintiff rests agian. |
| The Guy | Thursday, September 07, 2000 - 01:49 pm
Hebel is equivalent to TKTRONIC @ the voice chat. Annoying but humorous! |
| LastEmpress | Thursday, September 07, 2000 - 02:04 pm
You guys are too much! |
| hebel | Thursday, September 07, 2000 - 08:10 pm
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL :-)
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Yo-Honor she is lying I never stole a Gorgoro and the one I had was Dhicisey-Dhuubo's.
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I have Jiijo-Jiip as a witness and Neef.
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Also I have a witness that Cali Dhareeroow is still alive.
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Also Yo-Honor! That picture Ms. Kutubeey claims ruptured her beloved brain is me but that was 30 yrs ago.
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I need a Lawyer here please.
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And a damn good one. |
| Gambar | Friday, September 08, 2000 - 07:24 am
Hebel
what!
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Keep up the good work
bye |
| AmiSTadgirl | Sunday, September 10, 2000 - 08:46 am
And the Chase is On....is Hebel Guilty Or NOT..This could Be another O.J Simpson Trail..lol..Well well well, lets see where it ends.....We need More evidence to prove that "HEbel" is Guilty...
Peace
P.S. The Man Is InnoCENT!!!I thought some of the oppositions were accusing him of 2 many things he could have never done! COme on, wasn't that too hard on him. He couldn't have done those things, even if he was in Siinay.haha or Buurkaroore Thats my 2 cents!
But Kutubeeys story sounds fishy? don't u all think so??? I bet she was paid to say that..lol. So the juries and the judge would believe it..(But girl yea made me laught, nice and funny) |
| MAD MAC | Sunday, September 10, 2000 - 10:34 pm
Heb's da man! |
| hebel | Monday, September 11, 2000 - 07:19 pm
Will U stop with the "Heb's da man!" and help me out here? |
| jiijo..........jiip | Monday, September 11, 2000 - 11:45 pm
xuuuuuuuuuuuux
ok people i am the new damn good lawyer so listen to me ........hebel is guilty,i mean he is not guilty damn i gotta practise saying he aint guilty b4 i come to court...... |
| dhukumbo culus | Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 01:17 pm
where is the damn judge judy, she doing judge mathis or what? Lady judge get on your high heels and do your stinking job. |
| Anonymous | Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 01:36 pm
Is the damn judge Julius not judy you wank |
| Judge | Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 01:45 pm
Thanks to both parties
we've collect enough materials to determine
Hebel's Faith.
The jury will ajourne tomorrow and retourn with the verdict. |
| AmiSTadgirl | Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 02:50 pm
Judge that was too fast dont' u think so??..the verdic is to be said tomorrow?? for one thing, I haven't seen a Lawyer who's good enought to Represent Mr. Hebel here?(Sorry jiijo..jiib, but ur right, u need to practice more.lol). So your honour I asked u to rethink and proceed this couble more day's further till we have all the evidence of both side's...thank u.haha!Bye
P.S.This was back in the days when things started to be upside down in motherland's. My family and I run to a land that was "no mans land". It was just a plain desert. We didn't had any food nor water ur honour. There we find Mr.Hebel and he's family. Not only did they gave us food and water but they also provide us with shelter. See your honour he could have told us to get lost. But he didn't, not only were we somali ppl but we were also muslims. That tell's u, he was a man who would never ever let others down. No matter what situation they are. After all it was like the depression. Everything was bad, u wouldn't even thought others would but HE DID help. I thank God for that day, for sending Mr.Hebel because we appreciated all the help he have done for us. So ur honour, the juries and the people of this court. I ask u to rethink about the whole case. I don't think he would even consider to hurt small ant, let alone anyone. Thats just my thought & I hope u all believe that because thats the truth. Thank U. |
| hebel | Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 07:01 pm
Can some one hand me a Napkin? |
| DHAKUMBO CULUS | Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 08:37 pm
Objection your honor, this witness is not fit to testify on hebels behalf, she was diagnosed multible personality disorder. this witness your honor claims to be (1) Jiija (2) Amistadgirl (3) and yes sometimes anoneymous. Your honor, her credibility is questionable, wouldnt you say so?
Bailiff remove that dirac pushing psycho out of the court now. |
| notbychoice | Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 06:48 am
what u need hebel is more like Rodney king's treatment(preferably with even more atrocity) and maybe then u'll silence yourself as he did!
Just a suggestion from a potential jury member (and a huge fan of Hebel lame jokes and remarks)....that's of course if this court fonction just like any other fair justice establishment. |
| SilvaChick | Sunday, October 08, 2000 - 10:38 am
ok..hebel is the man...and mac u need to help yo man..and I attest he is innocent. |
| jiijo_jiip | Sunday, October 08, 2000 - 03:01 pm
heeey hebel
hebaloos let me know if i can be the damn lawyer!!!!!!!!you heard me habel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!coz i wanna kick some ugly azzez like mad mac on's white wanna be damn that kills!!!!!!!!!!you heard me!!!!!mac,,,,,,,watch out nigga!!!!!!!!!! |
| hebel | Monday, October 09, 2000 - 07:47 am
Jiijo yar too emotional.
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The judge and the jury's Asses may get caught in yar kick-ass frenzy, crossfire.
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My freaky life is on the gallows, so do be careful about whose ass ya kick.
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Hoogyeey ba'ayeey war armeey itoogtaan?
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SilverDollar have we met before?
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Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiijo. |
| jiijo-----jiip | Monday, October 09, 2000 - 07:41 pm
hebel i quit freak |
| DMX | Monday, October 09, 2000 - 11:29 pm
HEBEL IS NOTHING BUT GANG-BANGED HOMO FREAK... WHO SPENT MOST OF HIS LIFE IN JAIL WITH HIS
NIGGA HUSBAND HOMIES.........NIGGA HOW WIDE
ARE YOUR ANAL LININGS NOW...
AND U COCK-SUUCKER MAD MAC WHO WANTS TO BE
HEBEL'S NEXT HUSBAND STOP FEELIN HIM IN HERE.
JUDGE, I THE INVINSIBLE, DEMAND BOTH THESE GAYS TO BE PUT TO DEATHROW.....
FORGOT! AND ALSO THEIR SHIIT-HEAD FRIEND MNMAN.
BE GONE. |
| hebel | Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 05:45 pm
Jiijo Ya weren't even hired in the first place, how can U quit before yar first day.
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DMX I love U man.
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U like to see my lollipop?
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C? |
| jiijo---jiip | Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 07:15 pm
no,no,no i was hired with out all you paying me any wages,but now it's time
and i want you to hear it again cuz I QIUT! |
| hebel | Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 06:11 pm
HEY! HEY! HEY! I do hiring here OK? |
| Silvachick | Friday, October 13, 2000 - 06:48 am
ha ha ha...hebel naah you don't know me..I see you are still on trial...good luck... |
| hebel | Saturday, October 14, 2000 - 06:26 am
SilverHair no laughing in the Courtroom. |
| SilvaBabe | Saturday, October 14, 2000 - 08:59 am
Hebel..laughter is good! try it sometime! |
| hebel | Sunday, October 15, 2000 - 06:41 pm
SilverPanties but this is a Courtroom.
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Yall be found, contempt in the Court of law. |
| DHUKUMBOCULUS | Sunday, October 15, 2000 - 09:20 pm
the courts decision is taking forever, what happened to the damn judge. Hebel should have walked the green mile by now.
Hebel, I heard you said you wanna be excuted with ghettogirl as your last request, is it true? |
| Rear-end | Sunday, October 15, 2000 - 09:59 pm
i personally think Hebel is a freak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my verdict he should walk down the green mile the somali way...cut his throat and watch blood gash out from his carotids and jagulars while helplesly screams for mercy--just to add his painful last journey-a red-hot metal rod should be shoved up in his skinny ass while his eyes be scooped out like a vanilla ice-cream and his balls squeezed with maximum force--his ears chewed off like tyson did to holyfield--to wrap it up his body should be fed to the fire and vaporised.
your honor--i seek the death penalty-the man is a freak n mentally deranged |
| hebel | Monday, October 16, 2000 - 07:33 pm
Rear-End U R enjoying yar freaky self aren't ya?
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Ya actually thought about this.
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U sick Freak.
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I'll walk.....U'll see.
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I'll give U in the Rear....End @ the end of this trial if U don't stop fantasizing. |
| Atorney Jewel | Monday, October 16, 2000 - 07:47 pm
Excuse me, Excuse me, let me through please.Your Honor sorry for the delay,i was help up in Traffic.I'm here to represent hebel,my client.Your Honor my name is Jewel.In the case against my client i wish to plea not guilty.Your Honor i believe my client has been over exposed to media circus.I wish to request the court to deny any media coverage in the court and also i would like to appeal to the court the release of my client on bond.My client has no prior criminal records and is a well respected citizen of Dixon community.Thank you your Honor. |
| Raer-end | Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 09:24 am
Hebel=freak |
| Rear-end | Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 10:14 am
one more thing~~~~~~~~~~~maybe ur body should be fried n fed to the wild pack of coyotes |
| hebel | Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 06:41 pm
My Dream-Team has arrived.
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But this Trial has been going on for 43 days Mr. Public defender.
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And my life sits at the gallows thinking of U.
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Rear-ended U already said that Rear-Freaky. |
| Rear-end | Wednesday, October 18, 2000 - 03:26 am
Just wanted to remind freaking nature.
hay judge does the public have any say in this court proceedings.....i like to present an evidence agianst this beast like moron.
your honor the freak is a threat to him-self and to the society-he should be put to rest----we demand he should be on the death-row. |
| GhettoGirl | Wednesday, October 18, 2000 - 08:28 pm
Hebel is a nice guy he has a good sense of humor which some of you qaxootis don't have. I don't know why people are always picking on people like me hebel,mad mac, basra etc, could it be because we speak our mind when others are afraid to because of what others might think of them. N e ways I got to bounce so take care folks |
| hebel | Thursday, October 19, 2000 - 07:15 pm
Ghettochick I would've build U two bedroom in Ghetto-town if I could.
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Dacaskaa ala ma gooyo fariidiiyeey huuno macaan...Waan ku caashaqay dee hayaaay. |
| analyzer | Friday, October 27, 2000 - 05:24 pm
your honor, i, a Licenced Criminal Attorney in this great State for 3 years, became the lead counsel of the defendant, mr. hebel. i am requesting extention for possible review on defense strategy considering incompetence legal representation on behalf of my client, previously; i am also inquiring about the original charges. my client is entitled to a mistrial, proven the incompetence of the past counsel under GS115, OF THE RIGHTS OF THE ACCUSED. i vigorously contest the intended, speculatative allegations against my client and i certainly object to irrelevant comments from individuals who as they admit have biased views against mr hebel.
your honor, i will need at least two weeks to prepare for the next session given what is at stake for broad investigation. |
| T-GIRL | Friday, October 27, 2000 - 09:07 pm
ATTENTION EVERYONE
T-GIRL:- IM PREGNANT......And HEBEL is the ,the the...I can't even say it Your Honour.......
JUDGE:- U R in contempt of this court madam..Please step to the witness booth and testify if U have any relevant information on this Man.
T-GIRL:- Your Honour, I was tartiiib mareyning in suuqa Xoolaha when Mr Hebel was xakumeyning the area. I wanted some GOAT. Anyway Mr Hebel made me pay by my Diner card.....when I pleaded and begged him to charge my Fiisa......U know the Fiisa was expirred.Excuse my pronounciation....So I gave him a cheque for £300.000 and he let me get away...When the cheque bounced Hebel came looking for me in my likkle Cariish. It was middle of Habeen and after a long sheeko one thing led to another..I was shidening some uunsi and we...we....I am going to oynaayaa like Hema Malini
Judge:- Continue Miss T !
T-GIRL:- Judge inta kale is very ceeb....ya ximar ciyal suuq....Conclusion is Hebel is the father of my little ugly cunug.
Huh..aaahhh ..Gasp in the court room...
JUDGE:- ORDER/ ORDER ORDER---This court is adjurned till 10:30 am tomorrow.....
TO BE CONTINUED |
| analyzer | Friday, October 27, 2000 - 09:55 pm
your honor, t-girl's claims are unfounded for my client have never been to the vicinity she mentioned the alleged molestationn occurred.
counsel retreats for now! your honor... |
| hebel | Saturday, October 28, 2000 - 07:34 am
OOOOOh!!! How could ya?
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T-G how could ya do this to me?
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After what we been through, who paid ya?
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Is it Rear-Ended's people or SilverCanbar's?
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Who put U up to this T-G?
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Oh! The pain.
Oh! The sorrow.
Oh! The backstabbing.
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AyAyAyAyAyaaaaaa!
Oh! I've got to go to the Bathroom. |
| T-GIRL | Saturday, October 28, 2000 - 02:58 pm
Analzer
Big brother is watching...I got the tapes/ the telephone conversations..his far prints on my walkman.I got it all bro....so he better have a great alleby....
Hebel
U didn't care about my prestige then huh..answer moi......Im gonna raise this baby...and make it haunt you 4ever........LOL
I reckon we should make a movie y'all..we getting great at this LA LAW junk
PEACE |
| analyzer | Saturday, October 28, 2000 - 06:35 pm
your honor, so, Mr. hebel had the liberty to enjoy some manly tendencies with T-girl; oozing passion is inevitable, provided beautiful chick, for a young man like my client. It's as much his fault as hers your honor. |
| hebel | Sunday, October 29, 2000 - 06:43 pm
Your Honor she was all over me and I couldn't restrain her from myself.
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Your Honor she threatened me she said she'll kill Towfiikh and Shiikhaaloow (I don't know who they are)
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Your Honor this whole hoopla is going nowhere but straight into the cul-de-sac.
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Your freaking Honor since the persecutor has nothing but debacle case, can I get to stepping on out of here?
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I'll get U six piece of chicken wings...The Buffalo type HOT! And spicy. |
| analyzer | Thursday, November 23, 2000 - 09:45 pm
hebel you have been technically free from almost a month now...so, please send the legal fees to JIGGA AND CANINE ASSOCIATES....within ten days |
| T-GIRL | Saturday, November 25, 2000 - 02:16 pm
Or else.......... |
| analyzer | Wednesday, December 13, 2000 - 01:18 pm
or else...i will seduce t-girl into my <........> to become my baby mamma... |
