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Tom Cruise is Somali

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): General Discusions: Archive (Before Sept. 29, 2000): Tom Cruise is Somali
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MAD MAC

Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 01:28 am
I'm not making this up. His Father is Abgal. His grandfathers name is Abdullahi Sabrie Mohamed. He's from the Harti Sub-clan and closely related to Ali Mahdi. His grandfather moved to Italy when he was young and married an Italian woman from Milano. They had a son who took the mothers last name, Cruisiello. This was Toms father. He then moved to Long Island New York, where he changed his name to Cruise and married an American woman. IF you look closely at his features he looks like a white Somali. Anyway, his family has kept the connection a secret because they are afraid it would affect his acting career. And since he's active in Scientology he doesn't want anyone to know he's an Ali Mahdi supporter. The CIA has been tracking this scientology-Ali Mahdi connection nfor years. They secretly believe the funding is provided to Ali Mahdi who in turn, if he takes over the country, is going to allow the introduction of scientology missionaries into Somalia. Hence the murder plot by Al-Itihad to kill Cruise that you all heard about last year. See how it all comes together?

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Basra

Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 02:59 am
Mad)Please!Can't you see Tom cruise is WHITE??????As much as i love him,he is WHITE!Shouldn't you be saying he is Irish or something!LOL.my other actors who are unfortunately white and who i unfortunatly love are :Brad pitt,Richard gere,Vincent vingh(He's Hot)),Keanu reeves,philips something (cruel intetions movie)winona ryder,reese witherspoon,gwynethpaltrow,stolker channing,meg ryan-and much more lol i'm kidding the part of "Their White"..lol..i think these people are talented .But you were funny with Tom cruise-lol!

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MAD MAC

Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 03:50 am
No it's true. He's white because he's 3/4 white. But what counts for a Somali is paternal lineage. Tom Cruise is Harti. Some Wabudan say he's wabudan but that's not true. His grandfather was Harti-Abgal. Don't you remember that story in People last year about Al-Itihad putting out a contract on him??????????

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SCHOLAR

Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 04:49 am
MAD MAC YOUR IGNORANCE IN SOMALI CLAN LINEAGES DISAPPOINTS ME. I THOUGHT A MAN WITH YOUR STATURE AND NOTORIETY AMONG THE SOMALI COMMUNITY WOULD KNOW THAT ABGAAL AND HARTI ARE TWO DIFFERENT CLANS.
HARTI=MAJEERTEN,DHULBAHANTE,WARSENGELI,DESHISHE
HAWIYA=ABGAAL,HABAR-GIDIR,MURUSADE,HAWADLE

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MAD MAC

Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 04:57 am
Scholar
Your igorance of Hawiya sub-clans disappoints me. The three largest Sub-clans of the Abgal are the Waesli, Wabudan and the Harti. Ali Mahdi Mohamed is Harti-Abgal. Closely related to, but not a member of the Abgal, are the Ugajin. For all you oficienados out there, please excuse the spelling.

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Anonymous

Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 05:20 am
wait a minute!!!!!!!!!!Whats with this "noteriety and stature busines.What can Mad Mac have to be even considered having a statue or noteriety?Can someone please educate me?

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MAD MAC

Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 05:22 am
Anonymous
Love me or hate me, it seem they can't ignore me. Stature and notoriety, I like that.

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Sweetgirl

Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 04:35 pm
Has everyone gone crazy in here. For the past weeks I've been reading about how all these celebrities have somale backgrounds, I find it very amuzing, and this one(about tom cruise)takes home the gold it's so funny. But Mad Mac you contradict yourself man, harti=darood abgaal is a totally different clan.

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Anonymous

Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 05:00 pm
Somebody need send MAD MAC the poem by sayid Mohamed Abdalla Hassan "Adaa Koofilw..."
This fucking white trash is making up all kind made up stories about somalia and the somali people.

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faiza

Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 05:40 pm
I believe ya. I heard Madonna has some somali in her. you can even tell by looking at her mouth.
later y'all

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hebel

Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 06:24 pm
Is Jess Ventura Reer Xamar? The Tuni subclan?

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jaber

Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 11:34 pm
grow up ppl i wrote one night that wittney housten was somali as a joke the next thing i know is a posting with her name claiming she's from some somali tribe.....how pathatic

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Tekio

Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 11:39 pm
Who cares. ...

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MAD MAC

Thursday, September 21, 2000 - 03:36 am
OK, I'm back. Of course this was a joke. I can't believe someone actually believed it!!!

Sweetgirl
Trust me on this one. There is Harti - as a major sub-clan of the Darood. Completely seperate are the Abgal of the Hawiya. The Abgal have subclans just like all the other clans. one of those sub-clans is called Harti. Ali Mahdi is a member of this sub-clan and it is commonly refered to as Harti-Abgal. Can one of you clan masters please confirm. Mahadsanid.
Anonymous
Now the Mad Mullah, there's someone who really needed a good ass kicking. Do you know that 1/3 of all Somalis in Northern Somalia died when he was around. The guy was a total •••••••. One of those "holier than thou" types. Sort of a Somali version of Jerry Falwell.

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xfactor

Monday, October 02, 2000 - 02:31 pm
Clan masters lol lol olol lol you are all to funny lol!!~!

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Anonymous

Monday, October 02, 2000 - 06:53 pm
Mad mac ":O

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FUTURE MRS CRUISE

Wednesday, October 04, 2000 - 12:03 pm
REALLY MAD MAC?? I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
GREAT,NOW I COULD GO AFTER HIM. I'VE ALWAYS LOVED HIM. I AM MAD ABOUT HIM.
THANX A MILLION TIMES FOR THE INFORMATION.

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Aaxey

Wednesday, October 04, 2000 - 12:07 pm
Mad Mac: i thought u were patehtic.. now I know u r really psycho... damn .. u surely neeeed LOTS of HELP...

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Luggoyo

Wednesday, October 04, 2000 - 12:50 pm
MadMac

Has the Mad Mullah (As you referred the honourable Sayid) kicked your ancestor's butt, why are you bringing him up in this loathsome forums, and how dare you even think of him with your filthy brain. All those so-called-Somalis he spanked were your ancestor's followers and they deserved it.

Was Corfield yr great-grandfather by any chance

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to nigger bicmac

Thursday, October 05, 2000 - 12:03 am
you ugly somalis wishes to bee white, we more looklike natourios big G ore edie marfuy,,
lets fise realty we are an african black people we have dark skinn waither(balaaran) nose, anfortuonetly we somalis love to call our selfs ore thin we are more looklike whites ore arabs ..
and other africans we call adoon ore jareer,,,.
tom cruise is a white man,, we somalis are uglyes ugu madoowsan aduun ee taas la socda

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Hidden

Friday, October 06, 2000 - 11:08 am
Hi guys,
U won´t believe what`I have just heard from the CNN.....I heard that BUgs Bunny has a Somali grandma......wait i´m not finished yet...Daffy Duck is ORIGINALLY from somalia..can´t you see his skin...

P 'n L
Hidden

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MAD MAC

Friday, October 06, 2000 - 11:53 pm
Hidden
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

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somaaliyooooooooooooooo

Saturday, October 07, 2000 - 06:48 am
Shame on you
How could you call us a black?
Don't you know that we are somalian's????

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DEATH....

Saturday, October 07, 2000 - 07:37 am
all of you ppl are dreaming but one think you all forgetting is me the death..death not tom or puff daddy ------------>>death and the last date

am coming close to all of you

DEATH..
&
TEARS

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SilvaChick

Sunday, October 08, 2000 - 08:52 am
this is the funniest sh!t I have read! man tom cruise needs to come up here and read this..He might believe it himself...

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K.O

Monday, October 09, 2000 - 02:51 am
U stupid ass motherfucker how can u say tom is somalian u dig

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Basra

Monday, October 09, 2000 - 06:53 am
If Tom Cruise is somali,how about Kevin Costner?I will always Love Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Ya watched 'The BodyGuard'?

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Hibo

Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 09:10 am
Basra: damnnnnnn sis.... I could swallow him alive.. dammmm he was yummmmmy..big time.. have u seen Message in a bottle.... that was great too sis..

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K.O

Thursday, October 12, 2000 - 02:43 am
Stop being so dummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ladies I think tom and Kevin they are ugliest ppl in the world................
reply peace and love.

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Basra

Thursday, October 12, 2000 - 06:21 pm
Ko Tom Cruise and Kevin Costner are the best.Blair underwood too.Do you guys know him?

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bellina

Monday, October 16, 2000 - 11:44 am
your story will be 90% true if u choose WILL SMITH,
so try again and u never know next time we may beliave u .

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RICHGIRL

Monday, October 16, 2000 - 12:14 pm
Ok So guys what U R really saying is that Tom Cruise is like Related to ME? Everytime I watch Mission Impossible Im gonna say..INNA ADEER..O My my my my Gosh. What's next Fidel Castro is Habar Gidir? That explains his mischiefs anywayz....LOL

MADMAN
I knew U was a Somalian trying to act white and GAAL-What do U get out of imitating some1 UR not?

Hibo/Basra.
Please don't spoil "Message in a Bottle" 4 me. LOL Im gonna watch it on Saturday.
PS:- Harti Abgaal is the Eldest in the Clan. So all U ppl who think Harti is DAROOD-4GET IT .We also have Warsengeli in Abgaal

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haldha

Wednesday, October 18, 2000 - 10:30 am
no comment //////////

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Anonymous

Thursday, October 26, 2000 - 06:22 pm
ALL OF YOU FAKE ASS SOMALIS NEED TO SHUT THE HELL UP, PUNKS!!!!!!

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