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CAN I ??????????????????PLEASEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): General Discusions: Archive (Before Oct. 29, 2000): CAN I ??????????????????PLEASEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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dROP_OUT

Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 01:55 pm
CAN I BE PRESIDENT?

CAN SIAD BAREE BE THE PRIME MINSTER?


CAN HARGEISAWIS STOP THROUGHING ROCKS AT EACH OTHERS?

CAN XAMARAAWIS STOP BAGING AND LYING?

CAN CIIDAGLE STOP EATTING CAMELS BONDS?

CAN XAWAADLE STOP EATING CAT FISH?

CAN OGADEEN STOP COOCKING THE DATES?

CAN MAREXAAN BE LITTLE SMARTTER?

CAN ABGAAL STOP DRESSING LIKE JESUS?

CAN MAJEERTEEN STOP ACTING SMAR?

CAN MIDGO STOP BEING FREINDLY?

CAN DULBAHANTE STOP ACTING QALDAANS?

CAN CIISE MUUSE STOP CLIMMING THE MOUNTAINS LIKE MONEYS?

CAN AKISHE STOP ACTING LIKE CIISE?

CAN CIISE STOP STAPING PEOPLE?

CAN CANFER STOP CLAMMING DJABOUTI?

CAN MAJIIRAN STOP SPEAKING SWAHILI?

CAN BARAAWS (CADCAD) STOP BEING FAGS?

CAN SUJIWIS STOP SAYING "ADOONS" TO THE KENYANS?


CAN CIGAAL SUCK MY DICK?

CAN THE NEW PRESIDENT STOP ACTING HUNGRY?

CAN SOMALILAND AND PUNTLAND GET A REAL LIFE?

CAN SOMALIA STOP KILLING THE CATS?

CAN OGADENIA STOP THE TORRISM?

CAN DJBOUTI BE PART OF SOMALIA?

CAN WE ALL GET ALONE?

CAN U STOP STILLING NEIGHBORING COUNTRIES?

CAN STOP USING SOMALINET AND GET A LIFE?

CAN U GAIN LITTLE WEIGHT?

CAN U BEND OVER?

CAN STOP KISSING MY ASS?

CAN U NOT TYPE HERE ANYMORE?

CAN U LEAVE ME ALONE?


CAN BE A PORN STAR?

CAN I JUST GET MY DIMPLOMA?

CAN MAKE LOVE TO U?


CAN I BREAK YOUR LEG?

CAN U MAKE ME SHUT THE HELL UP?

CAN I MAKE THE DEAD ALIFE?

CAN I LIFE A LITTLE LONGER?

CAN I DO YOUR MOM?


CAN U COMPLETE THE REST????????????

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Waleed

Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 02:02 pm
Can you diagnose your tiny brain to a shrink?

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Anonymous

Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 02:08 pm
To dropout

you made me laugh in the half of your ••••. but you spoiled it at the end.

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suleeqa

Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 02:10 pm
lol
the first part is funny, you kindda messed up the last once.

u kindda dissed some people and went easy on the others. i like the one u said


CAN ABGAAL STOP DRESSING LIKE JESUS?
CAN OGADEEN STOP COOCKING DATES?
CAN CIIDAGALE STOP EATTING CAMBLE BONDS?
CAN XAWAADLE STOP EATTING CAT FISH?
lol

it's all true streotypes...lol

lol

ani't got stereotypes but, i liked this one.

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NURSE

Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 02:29 pm
CAN U SHUT UP IT IS NOT GOOD FOR YOUR SMALL BRAIN.

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amina

Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 03:17 pm
lol,,,am loughting....

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Nuff-Said

Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 04:39 pm
Can you learn HOW TO SPELL !!!!!!!!!

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MN man

Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 08:34 pm
Some of tha stuff u say was funny ••••

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Alipapa

Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 10:16 pm
droped out,

honest to Allah, you are the only person in this forums that made me crack up.

Can Abgaal stop dressing like jesus?. that is most funniest verse!

Keep on the good work.

Alipapa

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T-GIRL

Thursday, October 12, 2000 - 08:10 am
CAN DROP OUT GO BACK TO SCHOOL?

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Hibo

Thursday, October 12, 2000 - 08:17 am
lolllllllllllllllllllllll...... walasahi drop out u made my day......lol.... that was really funny stuff u had up there... who gave u all this info.. anyways......lol?
Can abgaal stop dressing liek Jesus.. that was the best?

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dROP_OUT

Friday, October 13, 2000 - 08:58 am
AM GLADE U GUYS LIKE IT. LOL

BUT I SAY,

CAN YOU COMPLETE THE REST?

IF YOU GUYS HAVE SOME FUNNY STREOTYPES, THEN GO AHEAD AND ADD IT.

LIKE

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~Kussey~

Saturday, October 14, 2000 - 12:50 pm
Drop-Out

looooooooooooool

the funniest one was can abgaal stop dressing like jesus loool .....I knew some part of the somali community dressed funny but I was never able to distinguished from the rest of em..tnx for bring it out lool

can ogaadeen stop cooking the dates cracked me up too

drop-out but you could some classes too..No offense

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AYUUB

Sunday, October 15, 2000 - 10:38 pm
CAN YOU STOP CALLING SOMALI WOMEN CHEAP AND CLEAN


CAN YOU STOP GUYS STOP FUCKING WHITE BEACHS AND NOT USING CONDOM

CAN I FIND A CLEAN SOMALI WOMEN

CAN YOU DREAM TO GO BACK HOME

CAN YOU STOP ASKING ME A YARAD WHEN I COME ASK YOUR GIRL

CAN YOU SOMALIS GET ALON EACH OTHER AND START THINK ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY

CAN YOU VOTE ME TO HOLD ALL THE MONEY ON THE BANK

CAN I GET A JOB TO CLEAN THE PRICENT ASS

CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO FISH AND NOT FISH FOR ME

CAN YOU FINISH THIS AND NOT SAY •••• FOR WHAT I SAY

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dROP_OUT

Monday, October 16, 2000 - 12:01 pm
LOL
THAT WAS FUNNY AYUUB.

CAN YOU STOP WATCHING PORNO ON THE INTERNET

CAN YOU TOP TAKING THE SOUP WITH YOU TO THE BATHROOM


CAN I GET A SOMALI GIRLFRIEND

CAN GET MY OWN PLACE.PLZ

CAN YOU STOP CALLING ME A LOOSER

CAN I BORROW YOUR CAR

CAN U GET ME SOME "KUKAN JACK"

CAN I STOP WAISTING MY TIME ON MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

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Dhukumbo

Monday, October 16, 2000 - 04:04 pm
Drop out


How come you didnt speak up before
you made my day


Can abgaal lol lol lol lol,

and the sijuis walaahi that is what they always say adoon, that makes me wonder you know

I asked my abgaal friend if he could stop dressing like jesus.

come on dropout, hit me again.

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Victor

Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 02:52 am
Victor here.

Drop-out, you are a very funny guy indeed.

The best line "CAN ABGALS STOP DRESSING LIKE JESUS"

You screwed up somewhere in the middle.

BM, thanx horny, I mean honey for sending me this page.

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MO

Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 06:22 am
THIS SH*T IS SO PATHETIC I DONT THINK IT DESERVES A CRIDABLE COMMENT!!

THE ONLY THING THAT DESERVES A VIABLE COMMENT IS THE POOR STATE OF YOUR LITERTURE, YOUR LACK OF SPELLING AND THE INDIVIUALS WHO THINK STEROTYPING IS A WAY TO AMUSE YOU'SELF AND OTHERS!!

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KARIIM

Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 10:08 am
To dROB OUT
sck

Please bro make a joke about any somali qabiil you like but dont incude prophets of allah Jesus(isa) calayhi salaam is a prophet of allah so he does not befit to be made fun of .

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LOL

Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 10:27 am
Karim - adigaa iga qoslieye! why on earth are you carrying Allah's name when you are telling others not to make a joke on Jesus?

Karim is Llah's reserved name!

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Maa Heee

Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 10:30 am
GOOD OBSERVATION LOL.

IT SHOULD CABDI KARIM!!!!!!

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mahad

Wednesday, October 18, 2000 - 06:58 am
lol.............
CAN I STOP LOUGHING!

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kariim

Wednesday, October 18, 2000 - 07:36 am
To LOL and Maa Heee
Thanx for your advice you mean good but it is perfectly acceptable to have the names of allah without abdul in front of them, there are many arab muslims called kariim ,malik ect. Havent you hurd of one the bigest imams of islam his name was imam MALIK.

What you are not alowed to do is put an "al" infront of these names because then they become the property of allah

eg al kariim

thanx hope u understand

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whatever

Wednesday, October 18, 2000 - 10:34 am
cat fish is delicious and expensive nowerdays, lol

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