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WHO WANTS TO BE ROMANTIC?

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): General Discusions: Archive (Before Oct. 29, 2000): WHO WANTS TO BE ROMANTIC?
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jiijo----jiip

Monday, October 16, 2000 - 08:02 pm
GUYS AND GIRLSSSSSSSSS
who wants to be romantic?jiijo jiip will tell you 10 steps to be romantic,,,,,,,,,,,,,is like this

for the guys

1)bash her 10 times a day i mean a real smash on the face.

2)make sure you argue all day long,start with like,u r ugly, freak.

3)when she chances the t.v channel ,make sure you attack with all your strenght,and choke her.

4)when she is sleeping if she snorezzzzzzz ,kick her out and leave her there till she freezes to death.

5)lock her up in the house and throw away the keys.make sure there is no telephone in the house,no t.v,no computer etc you can finish the rest,as you eveil as you can get.


for the girlz

1)never cook for him,and if you do make sure you added poison in it,naftaba ha ka haadee.

2)everytime he talk tell him SHUT THE HELL UP,freak.

3)when you see anybody looking for him or calling him cute ,make sure you murder them.

4)everytime he pisses you off let him know that his sister is gonna get her teeth squashed / twisted up,just like a piece of a wire.

5)when he attacks you make sure you use the kids as a weapons.

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Anonymous

Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 08:05 am
JiiJo Jiis Jumbuluq

naga aamus urto yahay nacala qashaabiirag
loooooooooooooool

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hebel

Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 06:32 pm
So whom am I romancing here?
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My future wife or my future cellmate?
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Ya kind of lost me between the kicking and the choking.

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jiijo_jiip

Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 09:48 pm
to anonymous
nacal qarbish waaxid,,,,qabuloos,,qaloocoow,,,timo qashin,waaaaaaaaaaxid,,,,adi aamussssssssss abaaaaaaaaaar ku gasheeeeeeeeeeee

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Warta suuqa

Wednesday, October 18, 2000 - 03:12 am
Ar jiiiiiiijoooooy jiijo,

lol @ nacala qarbish.

Ar xaa dhacay wadaayeey, holac iyo baansiin aad labada gacmood ku kala sidaa ma istiri. Ar Yaayah. Laakinse waxaan kuu sheegaa ka war hadii Marriage Consultancy Bureau laguu furo oo clientigaagana ugu hormaro asxaabta forumskaan. Iga deey waa kugu hurkaas..

Hebel,

I'm still waiting my blue card invitation!! you know what I mean.. Is it soon or what?

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hebel

Wednesday, October 18, 2000 - 11:13 am
Jiijo naga deey qashqashaada marada wax hakuu galaane eebe idinkiis.
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Warta suuqa waan soo socdaa waxna waan soo sidaa...kow dheh.

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T-GIRL

Wednesday, October 18, 2000 - 01:22 pm
Jiijo...

Thanx..Now I can be the romantic I always wanted 2 B

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jiijo_jiip

Wednesday, October 18, 2000 - 01:30 pm
warta suuqa
holac iyo baansiin aa acuudkiyooow, aanina waxaan u maleeynaaye in aan dad is jecleesiinoonhaaye,
maxaa iigu jiraa jiijojabka aas jeceshahay,,wixii is siqiir suujinaayo,,allalasssssssska dheh


hebeliin
do you know chicks like hustling,if you know what i mean,,,,,lol

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Warta suuqa

Thursday, October 19, 2000 - 09:14 am
Hebel,

"Sabaryeelo waligaa" waa sabraa macallinka ee ha i hilmaamin yaaqay.

Jiijo, ani mugoo shan talaabo gadaal gdaal.

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hebel

Thursday, October 19, 2000 - 06:51 pm
Ada hoosta lagaa soo bax.
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Naa mar danbe Hebeliin ha iigu yeerin, hoosta lagaa galye.

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Me

Friday, October 20, 2000 - 02:09 am
Still here and everywhere like a dog on the edge of dead....
get a life girl cause all you doing is driving me crasy.
next i see anywhere or any ruwayaad I twist ur poussy.

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hebel

Friday, October 20, 2000 - 05:10 pm
Ya might pull or push but pussies are untwistable.
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Please try some other form of torture.

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jiijo_jiip

Friday, October 20, 2000 - 07:49 pm
me
you get a life,,,,,,,,what you doing here,this place aint for gays and sisies like you,stupid,buzz off no one invited you here you bastard.are you sure that you've ever seen a pussy.NO NO NO didn't think so , and if you did that was your sisters one,,hahahahahahahahahaha,

warta
toban talaabo horey horey,see camaleeti adi,qaboluusyaaw.....lol


hebel
hoosta holac kaa maryeey,xaad iga rabtaa,,,,,lol

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qalanjo

Saturday, October 21, 2000 - 01:35 am
you ain know nathing about romance so shut the f*ck up bitch and next time try to come up with some thing interesting

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Warta suuqa

Saturday, October 21, 2000 - 02:24 am
Jiijooni,

qaboluusyaaw @ lol.

Tomii kow talaabo iyo nus minaan ka dhigo ka waran hee wadaayeey?

jiijo, I don't think you should reply to such pple.

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hebel

Saturday, October 21, 2000 - 06:41 pm
XAAAAAAAAAAAX!

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Warta suuqq

Saturday, October 21, 2000 - 11:57 pm
AjaajA @ lol..

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xamardaye

Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 12:45 am
Ar!!!!! ahidanti!!''''' Jiiji Jiib ahaa,


minaan u jeedo Jiijo Jiib,Jiiskase joogin jecliyee.
yahooy intaad ku maqneed tinya tii?
laadka sideen maroorka uga dhufahaa?
waxa dhan an lee ma iska lihiyoo.

warta,

xaad saas iigu gelee?
beec iyo baacba noqo,
hebel,
fariimo maanka maa kaa go'ay?
meeshi aad ku aragto warta,
ma iska galee adi?
hal ukunle waaxid.


nabad iyo caano

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hebel

Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 05:59 pm
aJaaJa!
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Abaa AJiiJa.
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Ma Isla jajabaaneena?
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Ma ku kala akaakeeyaa?
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Ajaa jawaabaane.
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jac ii Jug ma is jugeenaa abaa.
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aNaaNa.
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Isiiiiiiiiii.

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jijo_jiip

Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 06:09 pm
hebel

piss off nigga,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

wartasuuqa

what is your point,,,,,,,,,,,,,

xamrdaye

make sence,man,,,,,,,,


hadiid rabtiin xanaaq maahinee bug dhaha...lol
waan qullqulay heeeeeeeeeeeee

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~Kusseey~

Monday, October 23, 2000 - 07:49 am
Gax Gax..Cixi..CIxi....Faq Faq..Qaf Qaf

Goodness none of you guys surpriced me..Sexual frusteration among somali men is very common

get hold on to yourselves!!

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hebel

Monday, October 23, 2000 - 06:06 pm
And Sexual tyranny is widely used in female dominated world for absolute POWER!.
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Ajaa Jiijo.
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Abaa Jac maa sameesi.
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Abaa waa iga jejebisi.
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Jiijo Cadeey abaa Jiiptaa aan rabaa inii ku bood-boodo.
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Abaa jawaabiina?
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Abaa inta iigu soo jabaax hee.
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isiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

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Warata suuqa

Monday, October 23, 2000 - 07:14 pm
JiiJo,

My point!! well, I thought was clear enough sis, like "she camel" milk ... will Somebody elaborate here.

hebel,

AbaabA.

Kuuseey, Qarxiska dhaaf yaa, mahaan nabad iyo caano iyo nicmatul fashuuq aa lagu jiraaye.

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jiijo___jiip

Monday, October 23, 2000 - 07:28 pm
hebel

hebel jiipteey qaali waaye. cagahaaga boorka iyo dhiiqada ku taalo ma lala soo koro,adi gosha maa digir ku fali jirtey,waji alxin

warta suuqa
i got your damn point but you aint making no damn sense,did u notice that,weirdo

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xamardaye

Monday, October 23, 2000 - 09:02 pm
Jiijo,........lol.


Jiiptaada qoray gee saaran?

adi neh naga dhaafhee,

malaha waa qoray toy ah,

wax ka dhaco ma jiraane.

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Waarta suuqa

Tuesday, October 24, 2000 - 02:20 am
Bravo Jiijo Bravo,

Now you got it, so where is the sugar then?

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SHIIRlow

Tuesday, October 24, 2000 - 01:19 pm
ARYAAYA QANDHO FILDARAN YEENA NIIQAADINE WAA MAXAY LUUQADAHAAN AAD BADAKLEESIIN
MEEYANA FARO NILI SOO BARIN MACALIMIINTII WAA WEENAAA ......jiijo waxaad sheegeesid kaligaa heeso

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GhettoGirl

Friday, October 27, 2000 - 04:51 am
Jiijo my friend I think your self deprived. If you find that romantic than you got alot of issues. Have ever seen the film "girl intreruppted" well if you have I think you belong in that nut case house you'll find alot other people that could relate to you. N e ways I'm outie peace lov n nappiness

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jiijo-jiip

Sunday, October 29, 2000 - 03:48 pm
ghetto girl

no no no i think you self deprived,
why get offended if you can't handel the heat stay awey from jiij,jiip,

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hebel

Sunday, October 29, 2000 - 06:04 pm
Cat Fiiiight!!!

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jiijo_jiip

Monday, October 30, 2000 - 12:09 pm
hebel
miyaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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hebel

Monday, October 30, 2000 - 06:30 pm
Scratch her Jiijo...Scratch her on the leg.

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T-GIRL

Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 01:53 pm
GHETTO GIRL..
LOL..Girl Interrupted........Very appropriate title for a sick and deranged woman. U go GIRL

HEBEL
Dang..U instigating? If they actually fight...I bet U would pull your arm chair and watch the fight like LEWIS Vs Tyson ey ey ey...Men can't live with them can't kill em...LOL

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GhettoGirl

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 05:28 pm
Jiijo abaayo listen here aight I call it like it is and if you don't like it I think you have to deal with it. And yes I still do think your self deprived and nothing is going to change my opinion. Now all that's left for me to say is if you can't stand the heat then turn the fucking heater off LoL.

Hebel
what do you mean scratch her LoL your so creative out of all the things you could have told her to do to me you told her to scratch me on my leg LoL. And besides I thought you were on my side.

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