     Xoogsade | Monday, October 30, 2000 - 04:46 pm
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man; that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them |
| Alex | Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 07:41 am
Xoogsade thank you for cheering me up. After what happened to my redskins last night.
I’m sure she caused the accident while she was putting make up on. |
| Xaali | Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 09:09 am
" big time!!!!!!!!! |
| T-GIRL | Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 01:21 pm
LOL.....Xoogsade...U just became my new favourite person...On-line... |
| Xoogsade | Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 02:26 pm
T-Gal:
Kabbii kabbii mere dilmee, hayaatuhaa jaanihee, dilkaya dil oo kaya jaa jaanihee.....loool.
Meeranaam Xoogsade hee....
Can you pleeaase tell me what the first part means...
Alex:
Don't you worry man as I said this is preview of superbowl 30-whatever. And you know the team that loses in the regular season wins the playoff rematch 92.17% of the time. I thought about hedging my bets regarding the Rams but they are vulnerable in some areas.
Xaali:
Why the angry face. What did I do? I have been a model citizen since I retreated to the mosque. I have to save something for the afterlife you know I am a decrepit old man after all. |
| Xaali | Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 04:27 am
Hi Xoogsade, the angry face was directed more at Alex's last remark! Yes, indeed you have been a model cyberian....you have me worried, lol |
| Africanni | Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 07:48 am
Xoogsade
Who is your Daddy!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| T-GIRL | Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 09:17 am
Xoogsade..
Although some of the words in yo lyrics are completely wrong...I give U 10/10 for effort
It is "Kabhi kabhi mere dil main..khayaal aata hai....ke jaise tujko banayaa gaya hain mere liye, aur abse pehle sitaro main bas rahin thi kahin.......Tujhe zamiin pe laya gaya hain mere liye"
He is saying ....Sometimes in my heart I get a thought/feeling....The thought being that U were made for me.....U were dwelling in the stars but U were made to descend to earth just for me"...
It doesnt make that much sense in English..but in Hindi..it makes me almost wanna break down and cry.
Peace
Trouble |
| Ma Qosle | Wednesday, November 08, 2000 - 12:45 pm
Sachi Baat Hai T-Girl......
Eek Bat Mee Kahuu? Tum Kahankee Rehnee Waalii?
Jabse Tumne Dekaa Jaanaa Sanam....
Kabhii tumne Tera Dil Khayaal agayaa?
Agar Haa to Hai......Merabii Eesaayi Hota Hai..
Behe Jaani He Mera Naam?
Ma Qosle............. |
| QURUXLEY | Saturday, November 11, 2000 - 01:34 pm
TO XOOGSADE
BABE XAGEE BAA LAGAA HELAA
I REALY MAKE YOU MY KING OF THE INTERNET
KEEP UP GOOD WORK I WANT HEAR MORE LIKE THIS!!!
AND T GIRL SIS BELIEVE I CRED YOU
QUEEN OF THE LADEIS WHO VISITS IN THE FORUM
AND IF DONT MIND INTERDUCE UR SELF TO ME LIKE
WHERE U LIVE AND WHAT U DO
YOU KIND OF SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T DO ANYTHING USUALY I GIVE NUMBER ONE GIRL COUSE YOU R SMART
KEEP UP GOOD WORK WHATEVER U DO
AND REST OF YOU GUYS PS AND LUV
QURUXLEY |
| T-GIRL | Saturday, November 11, 2000 - 03:00 pm
QURUXLEY.....
If U want to know about me in details...go to LETS TALK ABOUT.....forums....U'll get the 411 on me....
Ma Qosle...
Main India mein 5 saal rehti thi bhai....tumne kahaa siikhaa itni achi Hindi?
PEACE |
| Ma Qosle | Sunday, November 12, 2000 - 10:22 am
haaye haayee mein teri baroosi hai Pakistan mee
rehta thaa 6 saal behelee or abii itna achi
Hindi bolrii hai kajol kidaraf or mee Shahruh
kidaraf Kutch Kutch Hota Hai!!!!
Or Abhii Kaha Rehti hai? Amerikan mee?
Engreesii Bankayaa hee naa? |
