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WHAT'S YOUR MOST EMBARESSING MOMENT?

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Somali Women's Forum: Archive (Before Dec. 16, 2000): WHAT'S YOUR MOST EMBARESSING MOMENT?
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21st century girl

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 01:25 am
OK GUYS AND GIRLS, THIS IS JUST FOR FUN, WE DON'T HAVE TO HAVE SERIOUS DISCUSSIONS ALL THE TIME!!
TELL US WHAT WAS THE MOST EMBARESSING THING THAT EVER (OR RECENTLY) HAPPNED TO YOU? REMEMBER, JUST FOR JOKES. NO SWEARING PLEASE!!!

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duleysane

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 01:34 am
21

I'll tell you but please don't lough...here it's.
Wexey eheed anigoo gabar sariirta la jiifa ayaa waxaa dhacay in ey dhuuso siideyso taasoo ahey mid aad u ur badan kadibna waxaa dhacday in aan meeshaa shaqada ku deyno...... wanna know more e-mail me at hareero@hotmail.com

Gabar cadaan ah ayeey aheed.........wanna know next episode then e-mail me....

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mahad

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 06:35 am
lol...this is good!...i'll tell my moment...when i c more pple confess first...starting with u 21st century Girl!


n' believe'meh...i have more dan one moment.....!

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anyone

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 08:04 am
when my jeans decided to fall of me!!! i knew it was getting looser, but never expected it to fall off!! a few guys got a really good view of my butt, lol. thank god i was wearing full briefs instead of high leg or thong, lol

yeah 21st century girl, i agree with mahad, what was yours?

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Anonymous

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 08:07 am
when I farted in front of my new girlfriend booooooy that was embarrassing I sweated so much breathed hot air and thanks to god she laughed at me and we both laughed hysterically until that moment passed and god I was relieved.

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Anonymous

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 12:25 pm
I have more than one embarassing moment. The first was when I was still in high school and I had gotten in an argument with my teacher. After class I was upset and walking down the hall with one of my classmates. I was telling them what a jerk the teacher was and using all sorts of four letter words. I had no idea that my mother had parent conference that day and was right behind me. She bust me out in front of all my friends and started hitting me upside the head and telling me off. I was so humiliated.

Another time was when I was walking on some slippery pavement witha large group of friends and acquaintences. There were signs everwhere saying CAUTION WET PAVEMENT. But I guess I had not read them and before I knew it I not only fell but I slid across the pavement on my butt. it hurt, but my feelings were hurt more cuz everyone was pointing and laughing.

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a

Thursday, November 02, 2000 - 12:53 am
hey this are good staff heare this my worst time
when i was making love to a girl that i was after fore when year and suddenly when she get and put my thing and but it, i was finish i havent move body. once. i was so emparessed that i run out from the room

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T-GIRL

Thursday, November 02, 2000 - 03:35 am
Mine is soooooo embarassing.....Oh my Gosh...Im turning blue as I type.....Here it goes

I went to an army trip organised by my school not long ago...We were told to get changed to some green overalls.......(the ones that have the tic-tac buttons)......Being the lazy bugger that I am..I didn't bother to wear anything underneath....I just wore my jeans and nothing else....Oh my Gosh....anyway we were told to do some army drills...like the exercises and the bars/hoops..etc....I was fine for a while...but there was this one obstacle that we had to swing over water. To cut a long story short..I was pushed by the Seargent hoping that I will get to other side....Well he didn't push me hard enough and I was sorta stuck in between.....swinging over the water...back and forth like a lunatic..There was this guy who was standing in the middle and he tries to help me land on the water...The Idiot pulled my over-all.....Oh my gosh and the Tic tac buttons opened instantly....and I flashed my entire class...... Lets just say that I had to swim ....I couldn't get back to school...coz by then the news had reached everyone..and they Nick-named me FLASH-GIRL......I will never forget that day for as long as I live...I used to have nightmares about it for a while

PEACE

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c;lassmate

Thursday, November 02, 2000 - 05:30 am
nice RACK u have T-girl wooooooooooooha

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hammer

Friday, November 03, 2000 - 03:45 pm
Let me share with you my most embarassing day.

I had a girl friend some years ago,whom i loved alot, and she loved me too. We were each others love,companion,and we were as if nothing is gonna come between us till eternity.

But me and her had a common bad habit.We loved to chat alot.We both knew that,but none of us see it as a big deal.I never believed that she is gonna find someone who is gonna replace me.and neither did she.We used to be together all the time,always on the phone,by the movies and by the malls.

To cut the story short,my bad habit paid off.There was this girl at the chat room,whom i connected with fast.Within couple of chats we found out that we were meant for each other.And the good thing is that we both live in same town.And that made it even more attractive.we never tried to find out more about each others.We believed each others instantly.No doubts in our minds that each one of us is honest.Though i wasnt and she wasnt.We both used fake names.And fake back ground.

So finally after we exchanged couple of emails,we decided to meet.We did not spoke even once by phone.That could have saved us alot of trouble.You know how girls are they dont wanna you call them at home.

I remember that afternoon very well as if it was yeasterday.We were supposed to go for a movie,and test our first day of our new passionate love.Who ever say emails dont creat supper love is wrong.I drove all the way to the mall to pick her up.before i forget ,i told the day before, my real girl friend ,that i will be busy.And she said she will meet some fiends too.

When i pulled into the parking lot,there she was ,my date.....Guese who she turn out to be.My chat room lover and my real girl friend happened to be one.Our eyes were fixed on each other for a while.And the whole world seemed to be collapsing.We both knew that we made a grave mistake.And we knew that was the end between us.She look down and i look down too in shame.She turn away and i turn away.And we walked away from each other without saying a word.We never ever met again.and i never went to a chat room again.

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Hakima

Friday, November 03, 2000 - 04:56 pm
hammer...hammer...Can u please give me a tissue?

That is Sad.

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Dhakafaar

Friday, November 03, 2000 - 05:18 pm
BE FAITHFUL
BE HONEST

WHEN YOU ARE NOT FAITHFUL LIFE WILL HAMMER YOU LIKE THAT BROTHER.

LET US JUST CALL IT EXPERIENCE
JUST DO NOT DO IT AGAIN

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Red light

Friday, November 03, 2000 - 05:20 pm
the most embarassing moment to me was when we had an open day for all nationalities at our uni. we were about ten somalis at that uni, each one of us promised to bring something traditional for the event(like somali food,clothes,flag etc). On the event day I was so excited that i was the first one to turn up i prepared our table and sat waiting for the others to come. Hours past and they didn't turn up yet so i started to get worried. After 2 hours from the opening ceremoney they finally did come BUT WITH empty hands. I got so embarassed for what they did not only to me but to our name. I had no idea what to do maybe sneak out or something we had nothing to show those people who were coming past our corner except our red and black faces.

PEACE TO YOU ALL,

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NASRA

Saturday, November 04, 2000 - 03:02 am
HAMMER ,THAT IS A HEARTBREAK!,HOPE YOU RECOVERED.

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Aw-ganbar

Saturday, November 04, 2000 - 08:59 am
I was visiting my brother's home, i was in another room, so i farted and came to the living room, i was wearing jeans, then when i sat down it started to come out... oooh it was so stinking, also my bro's mother inlaw was there, then me & my bro were looking at each other, luckly my nephew was there so i said, "waryaa maxaa noogu dhuustay macalooshaa lagaa haayaa orod musqusha gal"

more to come.

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Ice-Man

Saturday, November 04, 2000 - 10:38 am
Let me share mine too
You know how mothers love their children what happened was I injured my private part(male gender) so when my mother found out what happened to me, so she said in front of my sisters drop your pants right in the living room so she can check me out ,you have no Idea how embarrassing was but I said one demand other people should leave the room I do have the nightmare still

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still laughing

Saturday, November 04, 2000 - 11:14 am
Aw-ganbar u goooooooooooooooo boy loooooooooool
walahii u cracked me up i was laughing my butt off that was a joooooooooooooooke man u r funny
blame it on the little poor boy u almost got ur brother divorced loooooool a coooooooool joke

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RICHGIRL

Saturday, November 04, 2000 - 02:10 pm
ICE-MAN
Ahhh come let me give U hug...maybe that will repair your damages

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Aw-ganbar

Saturday, November 04, 2000 - 06:45 pm
lol@Still loughing bro/sis

i lough whenever i remember that day,,
i have some more to tell

bye

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Aisha

Saturday, November 04, 2000 - 07:50 pm
hahahaha Ice-man do you have a big cut your penis?

your future wife won't like it hahahahahah

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saadiq

Sunday, November 05, 2000 - 07:45 am
To.. Aisha
pleace don't say samething people about filling!! Aisha can happan to you. (You will puy off)

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seattllite

Sunday, November 05, 2000 - 09:21 am
saadiq she didn't say anything disrespectful,she's just being funny that's all and in case U didn't know this women have different equipment than guys do

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SALSA

Sunday, November 05, 2000 - 12:47 pm
ICE MAN LOL
THE MOST EMBARRESING MOMENT WAS IN OUR OLD HOUSE, WHERE THE LIVING ROOM AND MY BEDROOM WERE DIVIDED BY A GLASS DOOR, AND THERE WAS A SHOWER IN MY BEDROOM. THE GLASS DOORS HAD CURTAINS.
SO ONE DAY, FOUR OF MY BROTHER'S FRIENDS WERE WAITING FOR HIM IN THE LIVING ROOM. I WAS IN MY ROOM, WANTING TO HAVE A SHOWER. I BLASTED THE WALKMAN, AND STARTED DANCING AROUND LIKE MAD. I MUST HAVE HIT ONE OF THE CURTAINS AS IT CAME OFF! I WAS TAKING MY CLOTHES OFF AND DANCING AT THE SAME TIME, YOU KNOW, SHAKE MY BUTT AND TITS, LOL.
TAKE MY HAIRBAND OFF AND BOB MY HEAD LIKE A ROCK STAR. THEN I TOOK THE HEADPHONES OFF, I HERAD THEM LAUGH. I WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EMBARESSED!!! MY FACE WAS SO HOT AND MY EARS SO RED.THANK GOD I NEVER TOOK MY PANTS AND BRA OFF!! I ALWAYS DO THAT IN THE BATHROOM.

ANYWAYS, EVERYTIME THEY CAME TO OUR HOUSE I USED TO RUN OR HIDE, LOL.

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YAXAAS

Monday, November 06, 2000 - 03:07 am
TO,, HEBEL

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Ice-Man

Monday, November 06, 2000 - 01:32 pm
LOL Salsa

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Honest

Monday, November 06, 2000 - 01:39 pm
As of now, the most embaressing moment is to be Somali.

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Gabalaax

Monday, November 06, 2000 - 09:43 pm
I think non of you so far has mentioned or hit the right point for this discussion.

The most embarrassing thing or moment is:

Immetating to be someone else or to have his culture!

Remmeber every culture is just like it's language; if you are an outsider, you have an accent in that culture just like you have an accent while you speak it's language.

It's so embarrassing to see a somali girl or boy acting like a non-somalis, and when you ask them whether they are ashamed of their behaviour; the answer, You are G. or Reer baadiye.

Dont you, guys feel embarrased and wish to be in somalia rather than seeing and hearing those things?

I wanna hear your re-acitons.

Nabadeey

Gabalaax

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SALSA

Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 05:31 am
AS THE GIRL ( 21ST CENTURY)POINTED OUT, THIS WAS FOR JOKES GABALAAX. WE ARE ENTITELED TO HAVE A LAUGH NOW AND AGAIN. AND THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS 'ACTING' SOMALI. YOU CULTURE IS WHERE YOU GREW UP, SURE YOU KEEP SOME OF YOUR OLD ONE TOO, BUT IT EFFECTS THE PERSON THAT YOU BECOME. IF YOU WANT TO DISCUSS A DIFERENT TOPIC THERE IS PLEANTY OF ROOM TO DO SO.

BY THE WAY, IT'S TIME YOU SHARED YOURS 21ST CENTURY GIRL.

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Miss-Understood

Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 01:35 pm
SALSA
U MADE ME LAUGH....Shaking it ....

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Gabalaax

Wednesday, November 08, 2000 - 06:13 pm
For Salsa,

I am sorry if i miss-read the meaning of the topic, but i though it was meant to express every one's most embarrissing moment, no matter what the nature of that moment was(it could be anything, culture, Ila-qosol ...etc)

To me i just expessed when i most felt embarrassed, and i think that does'nt violate the main theme of this discussion.

Nabadeey

Gabalaax

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Absame Queen

Wednesday, November 08, 2000 - 06:15 pm
To gabalaax:
You way behind man!

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21ST CETNTURY GIRL

Friday, November 10, 2000 - 02:08 am
wow, thanks ppl you made me laugh a lot
mine was in computer class and we had break and i checked my e mail, my frind send me e mail but it was pornoghraphy!!!! naked women everywhere, my teacher was standing behind me and i had to explain in front of whole class, worse yet ppl were beginning to think i was lesbian. lol, i never forgave him.

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Gabalaax

Saturday, November 11, 2000 - 04:35 am
To Absame Queen,

I am sorry if my poit bothered you a lot,
but i never thought that this discussion points out or certifies where one's intelegence lies.

Nevertheless, One thing I am certain about is that my earlier point can bother some people, and did not mean point finger to them, but show how i feel when i see those things being done by somali fellows.

Gabalaax

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TIMEMAGAZINE

Saturday, November 11, 2000 - 11:24 am
WELL MY MOMENT HAUNTS ME EVERYDAY OF MY LIFE.
BEING SOMALI AND HAVING TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR.
HAVING A SMALL DICK
DEFORMED BODY
YOU KNOW THE REST OF THE CHARACTIRISTICS!!

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HonestGirl

Friday, December 08, 2000 - 08:28 pm
HONEST & TIMEMAGAZINE: ShUt Up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hammer................man why in the world did u guys break up...........mistakes happen.........and i think the fact that u were chatting with her not another girl proves that u really love that girl..........u know what i mean.............pls try to fix that relationship............i got dry tears in my eyes....lol...........

Salsa........i would be embarrased for the rest of my life girl!!!lol..........

Absame Queen..........give the guy a break............he talked about his embarrassing moment.......u didnt say anything about urs yet.........!!!

Gablalax...........brotha i had an experience similar to urs............when i first moved to the city i live in now...........i had totally no friends...........i wanted to make friends badlllllllly.............so one day i'm walking in a store............i see this somali girl eating at a small restaurant inside the store...........so crazy me walked up to her and said "abaayo r u somali?"........she was like "yeah"..........she said it so cold........i asked her name and stuff......she told me she worked there.............she only answred my questions with yes and no..............i could tell the girl had really bad attitude.........the thing that amazed me was she just got up.........took her full tray and threw everything in the garbage...........and she just walked away.............i was so embarrassed........i neva thought i would ever be more humiliated.................Guess what though.........me and that girl r like bestfriends now!!!!

Weird huh!!!
I always tell her she was so rude and stupid that day and she just denies the whole thing by saying well maybe i was having a bad day or something!!!!
Some somaliis might act like they r not somaliis or kibir ii cirka la aadaan.........but anyway.........its written on their forehead "I AM SOMALI"

enough is said 2nite

i gots to bounce so
Salaam ya'll

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liar, too

Saturday, December 09, 2000 - 12:05 am
To: 21st century
we need a joke, not a plain liar sister. you said "we had a break and my teacher was standing behind me" what is that mean?
liar
liar ;liar

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MADOOBE

Saturday, December 09, 2000 - 12:21 am
WAXAAN WALI XASUUSTAA MAALINTII AAN IMI XAAFAD LA IGA CASUMEY HALKAASOO WALIBA LA IGU BARAYEY GABAR AAN MUDO RAADINAYEY. MARKII AAN GURIGII SOO GALAY AYAAN DAMCEY IN AAN ISKA BIXIYO KABAHA. NASIIB DARO WAXAAN QABEY KABO XARIGA OO DHIB BADAN SI LOO FURO. WAAN FOORORSADEY SI AAN FURO. FURORSIGII AYAA SIRWEELKII AAN QABEY FUTADII DILAACDEY ADIGOO AAD U MALEYNEYSO IN QARAX DHACEY!!! NASIIB XUMADEYDA KASTUUMO MA QABIN HALKASOO AAN CEEB KALE KALA KULMAY! WAXA TAAS IGA SII DARNEYD, GHABAHII GURIGA LAHEYD AYAA DAMACDEY IN AY II KEENTO SARAAWIISHA NINKEEDA MID KA MID AH LAAKIIN NINKEEDU WUXUU AHAA NIN GAABAN! ALLA CEEB BADANAA!!! AKHIRKII GO'II NINKA AYAAN GUNTADEY INTII AAN QADEYNAYEY.
MORE TO COME!

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MADOOBE

Saturday, December 09, 2000 - 12:24 am
MORE TO COME E-MAIL ME!

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QOWDHAN

Saturday, December 09, 2000 - 10:24 am
mahadsanid MADOOBE WALAAHAY ILAA HADA WAAN QOSLAYAA HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SHEEKO AAD U QOSOL BADAN WEEYE
LAAKIN GABADHII ARINKEEDU MAXUU KU DANBEEYEY....LOL

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Aziiza

Saturday, December 09, 2000 - 01:04 pm
Ohh Lord, Mine was so histerical..

You all remember the dilema we faced when we first got here!! I was enrolled in a high school, sat with grade 9..not knowing english what so ever other then the basics..and one day one of my teachers kept saying "are you following me" I'm like nodding my head..and he asked again, and again..maybe around the 3rd time i felt like responding to him..and i said loudly "YES I'm a FOREIGNER" He laughed so hard, that it was echoing in my ears for so long..not to mention the whole class. There were 2 other somali kids in the class with me...whom became good freinds of mine. We still joke about that day.

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osman

Saturday, December 09, 2000 - 08:51 pm
to: aziza

you must be idiot heeh? you make me laugh... not because of your points is because of your mentality!!! what is wrong with you girl? are you not still a foreign? cummon! who you think you are? let me tell you this, as long as you stupid negra, black from third world, somali refugee who destroy his/her country,who has no place to go,you are dump sticking foreign honey, so do we all!!! wake up girl ! wake up ! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaake uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!@

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JAMAAAL4

Saturday, December 09, 2000 - 11:54 pm
It was the early stage of my teen era and talking about girls and relationships was the most exciting issue to me..oneday i had some visitors to my place,actually they were my friends except some of them.they started to look at my album. and one of the guys started to question me about a particular girl on the album.and i honestly started to answer him his questions.although he was so seious about his q but he managed to act cool.then he started to ask silly question as he smiling e.g.did u sleep with her??and so on.
and i told him everything...lucky i was truthful and never said anything bad about the girl.then he shook my hand and said "I will make u marry this girl"waakugu daraa.
imagine this guy turned to be her elder brother.
when he said "iam her brother" I felt the most embarrassment moment of my life and i couldnt say anything but "butyou know i havent done anything wrong with her".maybe it seems normal to most of you since we are catchingup with the western culture but this story being happened backhome it was a real shame.since then I NEVER PLACED PHOTOGRAPHS OF GIRLS IN ALBUMS.

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T-GIRL-QueenOfHearts

Sunday, December 10, 2000 - 07:28 am
Jamaaal
LOL....Malagugu darey ? Don't stop half way

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JAAMAC

Sunday, December 10, 2000 - 02:21 pm
WAXAA II GU CEEB BADNAA HABEEN WAXAAN JOOGNAY MEEL BIIBITO AYAAN WAXAAN KU CAYAARAYNAY DUMLAD WAXAA ILA JOOGAY SAAXIIBADAY WAXAAN KA SHEEKAYSANEY QOF WALBO GABADHII UGU HOREYSAY OO LA SEEXDAY. aniga gabadhan la seexday wiil ay ilmo adeer yihiin an saxiibnahay wuuna ila joogaa waxaan ciyaareynaa dumladii waan ilaaway gabadha inay walaalo yahiin. markii aan sheegay inaan la seexday walaashiis. saxiibahay oo dhan way qosleen lakiin aniga asaga ma qoslin. aniga asaga waan is dagaalnay. hada wali saxiibanahay. maalin taas ii gu ceeb badneed.

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kingofheart

Sunday, December 10, 2000 - 02:53 pm
alla ceeb badanaa waxa kugu dhacay balse waxaa ka daran beenta t.girl.

t.girl
magaca ii dhig aabahaa ku wasye

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HonestGirl

Sunday, December 10, 2000 - 06:11 pm
Jaamac..............XARAAM CALEEK bro..........
why gabar aa la seexatay uga sheekeyneeysaa............in walaashaa laga sheekeeyo ma jeclaanleheed!!!!!!!?????

Jamaal4: so what happend, gabadha malagu gu daray or what!!!!

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CoolPoison

Sunday, December 10, 2000 - 06:25 pm
lol @@@@ <<magaca ii dhig aabahaa ku wasye>>

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KINGCOBRA

Sunday, December 10, 2000 - 08:37 pm
and the award for the most embarassing
moment goes to Aziza. that was really
funny gal. i mean am still laughing at it.


finally the award for the dumbest comment
goes to Osman. read between the lines-she is
not talking of being a foreigner or not. you
completely missed her point dumbass.

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jamaaal4

Monday, December 11, 2000 - 12:02 am
No No No No No No No No No No No No
I actually said to him "No way I will not marry no one but T-Girl or honestgirl or both...lol
honestly I was very young and irresponsible therefore I rejected the proposal.
in other words "SHAADI NAHIN HOGAYA".

xamarawi asal khushi nahin he

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HonestGirl

Monday, December 11, 2000 - 06:33 am
T-girl........what do u think of sharing a man sistah!!!
lol

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Red

Monday, December 11, 2000 - 02:26 pm
All y'all made laugh soooooooo much lol.

Hmmmm my most embarassing moment would be when I went on a school trip to Spain with some friends. The night b4 we playing basketball and I had pulled down the pants of one of my friends as he was dunking and well let's just say we saw all! So anywayz we treased the guy for days...and of course I knew he wasn't gonna let me get away with it, so for the first week or so I was carefull around him and all, then on the last day we went to Barcelona...the streets were packed, people everywhere! I was walking ahead of him and then all of a sudden he rushed past me and pulled my pants down, luckly I did not bear all, however you should of seen the looks on people's faces, everyone was laughing...to make things worst, he got someone to take a picture of him pulling my pants down. So y'all can imagine how embarassed I was to find a picture of my butt photocopied and stuck around the whole school when we got back...I've been called Red since then...However, I'm still in the process of planning my revenge 2yrs later...Shorty u betta watch ur back!


Ramadan kariim ppl and keep sharing ur most embarassing moments with everyone!!!

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wasakh

Monday, December 11, 2000 - 04:49 pm
tayda ila eega
anoo flight13 ah aan soo galay america,anoon wax badan joogin(laba bilood meelahaas)ayaan aaday fourseason mall oo is idhi kabo ka soo iibso aan ku aado night-club xaafada u dhowaa halkii ayaan aaday oo soo qaatay kabo aan la dhacay(ubogay) habeenkii ayaan iska xaadiriyay club-kii oon is idhi caawa waad isku dhacaysaa oo naaguhu aday ku soo aadayaan(black women)cabaar waxaan afka taago oon is idhaahdo ina libaax sanka taabe ayaad tahay caawa ayaan arkay inaan dhankayga cidina u soo socon,markaas ayaan dhankii dumarka u ruqaansaday oo is idhi wax la'aan caawa ha dhicin.
inan yar ifaysa ayaan dhankeed u dhaqaaqay oon cabaar haal ku tuurtuuray runtii way ila dhacday uu handsome baan u ahaa marka ragooda aan is barbar dhigo,telephone-kii ayaan waydiiyay oo ay calaacashayda midig ku,numberkii ugu danbeeyay markay qoraysay ayay yar qooraan satay kabihii dhalaalaayay aan watay oo ahaa(kuwa dumarka anna aanan war u hayn)mar kaasay i tidhi," call me when you learn how to shop"markaas ayaan idhi ,"what do you mean about that?"waxayna itidhi ,"your shoes" waxba hadal yaanan idinku daalin is ku xanaaqnay gabartii iyana ii dhaafi wayday you shoes halkaas ayaan mid aan saaxiibo ahayn ku idhi,"what is wrong with my shoes?" hoos uun buu jaleecay mise waa women's shoes,lol .................inta kale idinku dhamays tirta........
byyyyyy

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Anonymous

Monday, December 11, 2000 - 05:08 pm
lol wasakh nice 1 bro lol

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Aziiza

Monday, December 11, 2000 - 05:10 pm
KINGCOBRA, LOL!! See, what we've to put up with??
Thanks, for giving Osman the right answer :)


Wasakh: LOL..i liked the part where she goes "your shoes" LOOOOL. Very funny.

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HANNA

Tuesday, December 12, 2000 - 07:35 am
TO HAMMER

I KNOW AM LATER BUT I JUST READ YOU STORY.


THAT WAS SO SAD
I FEEL SO BAD
AM SO SORRY
THAT IS THE SADEST
STORY I EVER READ IN THE
NET I FEEL SO BAD FOR
YOU NEXT TIME YOU
WILL KNOW NOT TO
LIE THAT IS A SAD STORY..

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Hibo

Wednesday, December 13, 2000 - 07:49 am
Ok... so far what I read were off the hook... lol.. though many had blunt lies in them.. but hey it was entertaining..
My most embarrasing moment... I can never forget..
Well it was back in 1994.. my maternal uncle was living with us.. A cousin of mine came from Hargeysa.. n she made oooh boy the best ..sabaayad/ kibis ever.. so one night she made us.. some sabaayad.. but unfortunately it wasn't enough to satisfy our appetite. So for my uncle he has his dinner in his room. We place the food on the drawers for him. He is like my mom's older brother.. since he comes home late. It being weeekend we stayed up late. My uncle came home.. n we assumed after an hr that he eat his sabaayad.. we started to fight over the left overs though we haven't had it yet. So my brother crawled into his room .. n took the tray out while my uncle slept ( Supposedly). As he lied it down on the floor.. walaahi we couldn't even wait for it.. we started to eat like animals... Guess what happened?. My uncle came out .. n said .. who took my dinner( while he rubbed his tommy).. damnnnn.....I being the oldest of my siblings... walaahi i was so embarrase... I have nightmares of it.

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ABCD

Wednesday, December 13, 2000 - 04:43 pm
HIBO YOU ARE DUUUUUUUUUUUNI!

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Net

Wednesday, December 13, 2000 - 10:59 pm
Hey, here is mine but Madoobe, yours is the best one, can't stop laughing.

Midkoo mareykan mudo dheer joogay ayaa na soo sponsor-gareeyay, aniga iyo wiil saaxiibkey ah booska waan soo gadanay marka maba naqaan ninkaa aan gurigiis ku dagi doono laakiin waxaa go'aan noo ah yar kale oo aan saaxiibo aheyn magaalada aan ku dageynanona dhinac ka dagan inaan la dagno horeyna ula soo hadalnay balse waxaa nala socoda wiilka na soo sponsor-gareeyay hooyadiis iyo ayeeyadiis, macalinka maba kala jecla hooyo/ayeeyo waa nin mareykan ku duugoobay oo rajo aan ka laheyn waalid iyo wax kaleba, airporka ayaa noogu yimid yarkii saaxiibkeen ahaa wuxuuna yiri caawa ceeb waaye reerka (maamooyinka) la seexda hebel gurigiisa aan idin geynaa bari ayaan xaafadeyda u soo guureyaan, markii aan guriga nimid waxaa darbiga ku dhagan porno picuter, masqusha ka daran, qolka nala seexiyay ka daran, wiilka aan responska ku wada jirno waa wadaad wuxuu yiri saaxiib caawa hurdo ma jirto balaayadaan naga dhar dhar ama naga bixi gurigaan, anigaa iri "dantaada maqaar ey aa loogu sexdaa sxb naga aamus" anagoo doodeyna maamadaa soo gashay way aragtay anigaa isla markiiba ku booday nalka damiyay (ma aanan rabin wiil iyo hooyadiis mudo 15 soo kala maqnaa inay balaayo ka dhex dhaco) waxaa la i yir nalaka shid waxaan iri wuu gubtay waxaa la yiri u yeer "...hebel" waxaan iri maamo shandadii ku dhuntay meel hebla ma la helay, sheekadiiba waan badalay golkana waan ka saaray, subixii dambe alaabteydaan gurtay sxbkeen airpotka noogu yimidna la dagnay. Walaahi makaan soo xusuusto waa naxaa, maamo wadaad ah oo "pornography photo, blow up job" guri ku sharaxan lagu soo dhaweeyay, naxdintaa naxay habeenkaas waligey ma arag, indho xumo waaye hooyo ilmaheedii hada ugo horeyso minutes wada jooga shido ha ka dhex dhaco adiga fiirso aa?

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maxamed yare

Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - 08:33 pm
Ala malintii ii gu ceebta badneed waxaan ahaa grade3 waxaan joogay somalia xamar. subax walbo waxaan schoolka u sii raaci jiray walaalkay oo markaa grade 8 ku jiray. waxaan ka dhiganeynay dugsiga hoose wabi shabeele. malin schoolka nimid aniga iyo walaalkey wuxuu aaday classkiisi ana waxaan aaday classkeyga markii aan lunch timeka u soo baxnay ayaan waxaan cunay cunto quruntay oo schoolka lagu gado. luncha timeka markuu dhamaaday classkaan ku noqday markaa waa isku xaaray. macalimada waxay tiri yaa xaaray classkoo dhan waa aamusnay hadana waxay tiri war waxa dhooso ma ahane yaa xaaray waa aamusnay classka wuu uraayay qof walbo sankuu gacanta saaray anigaba gacanta sanka saaray macalimadii arday walbo waxay leedahay sii jeeso kii xaaray fiiraneysaa ardadiyoo dhan way eegtay aniga waxay tiri istaag sii jeeso waa diiday. alla ceeb badanaa waa sii jeestay surwaalkey blue ahaa wuxuu isku badalay brown. markay aragtay inaan xaaray waxay tiri orod sabuurada tag markaan u sii socday xataa xaar aa iga dareeraayay ardaydoo dhan waxay uf uf wuu isku xaaray. grade 3 oo dhan waxay igu wacayeen xaaraaye

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anon lady

Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 08:31 am
When I fell aslep during an exam the other day and I started snoring...kinda embarrasing when the whooooole of the year 11 are there too...well I found it funny too. lol

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najma

Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 02:00 am
the Most embarrassing moment was when my skirt fall of in the middle of the street , lucky me I was wearing paints,

Me and my friends wore going out that day, one of my friends told me to come to her house so we can go together to meet the others,so I cached the and get of at royal women hospital where the bus station was. As I step out and reached the ground, my skirt was on the ground already. I look down I saw my skirt on the ground, I was totally freak out , I didn't know what to do. They wore people coming out of the hospital , some crossing the road, the street is full of people.
I look down reach for my skirt and put it back where the skirts belonged, but still my skirt was loose so rush to my friends house and I borrow a skirt from her but still her skirt was too big for me,so I had to call my brother to get one of other skirts for me.boy that day was the most embarrassing moment of my life and I do not think I will forget that day since I live,and from that day I still wear paints every day evens when I wear DIRAC.

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T-GIRL

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 01:30 am
HONEST GIRL
Sorry I got the message rather late......To answer your question I would say that I am the jealous type actually and I do mind SHARING girl......I don't think my man will look at another woman though.............Coz I have plenty to keep his appetite going......:O........LOL....

LATER
PS:- Why did you ask though?????

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Honestgirl

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 04:57 pm
T.girl........my answer would be the same sistah......my man looks at another woman and things will get cut off....lol.....
....the reason why i asked was cuz jamaal said he wants either of us as a wife....or maybe he could get lucky and have both of us.....and i was thinkin' hell no....i just wanted to see ur opinion...lol.

Najma....lol sis.......somethin' similar happend to me once......but i seriously could not explain it well but i'll try........i was walkin' towards the city bus when i walked over a bulaacad....i hope u know what that is......i dont know it in eng.......but for my luck that day there was strong air comin' out of it and i was wearin' a skirt.......and was not wearin' a surwaal underneath.......so there was my skirt flyin' infront of my face...lol.....my friends saw me and laughed at me.....but i hope nobody else saw me.....

bye

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jamaaal4

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 04:32 am
honestgirl
I really wished i was passing by when that happened to u...lol..(only joke sis).I would have shut my eyes walaahi...lol

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HonestGirl

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 09:13 am
jamaal.....looooooooooool
if i were u i would NOT shut my eyes bro........

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