     Me | Thursday, November 09, 2000 - 02:15 am
I don't claim the credits of this writing but i have done the research.
HERE WE GO:
In the Bathrooms:
A man has at most six items in his bathroom - a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Lidl.
The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
We are proud of ourself because:
1. If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit we just might become lifelong friends.
2. Our pals will never trap us with: "So, notice anything different?"
3. We are not expected to know the names of more than 5 colors.
4. We are totally unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
5. The same hairstyle lasts for years-maybe decades.
6. We don't have to shave below the neck.
7. A few belches are expected and tolerated.
8. One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
9. We can do our nails with a pocketknife.
10. Eid shopping can be accomplished for 25 people on the day before Eid and be done in 45 minutes. |
| Fan | Sunday, November 12, 2000 - 02:21 am
Hey Meeeeeeeeeee,
How about: (Copy-Paste) less that 5 min, Like this....lol
It's good to be guy
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your
friend.
Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy without ever thinking: "He must
be mad at me."
No maxi-pads.
You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might
become lifelong friends.
You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th,
in 45 minutes.
( That was funny)
Fan |
| Fan | Sunday, November 12, 2000 - 02:23 am
Excuse me ...I couldn't help it.
Fan |
| Me | Monday, November 13, 2000 - 02:49 am
Where is the rest??????
i was trying to serialize the subject but obviously you killed .....
Such a bad man |
