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ABCD

Sunday, November 12, 2000 - 08:10 am
Nakupenda pia,nakutaka pia,mpenzi wee.

Dont you ppl know that alot of ppl speak different languages.And they dont give a ••••.

Iam talking to those Arab lovers who post broken arabic here.

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Moh_Luv

Sunday, November 12, 2000 - 07:19 pm
ABCD;
loool. Bro, what the hell were u tryn to do here? U posted some broken ass swahili just b'cuz u got jealous? lol.
Hey if u think u can speak swahili....then jot down sense making stuff, ya heard me. Arabic is a beutiful language, but those peeps that posted them without translating....damn u ppl.
ABC>>>> if u can catch my drift.......i'll hulla at u in swahili.
Mjomba wacha matusi yako ikiwa una chochote cha kusema ambayo inamaana.....andika ama isivyo, tuliza utoto wako. Kiswahili sio lugha ya mapenzi ukiwa unatafuta lugha ya mapenzo ni vizuri ujaribu ufaransa. Tafadhali ukiwa hufahamu chochote ambacho nimesema hapa....jua sijakusi...lol

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Jalxad

Monday, November 13, 2000 - 03:30 pm
akuuna mataata hell with sawihil and whoever speaks that language. This is the somali forums.
anybody who want to use sawihil go back to Mombasa and call Maxamed Ahmed Nairobiii

Later

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ABCD

Monday, November 13, 2000 - 05:05 pm
Jalxad,

To begin with your cyber name means nothing in somali.And secondly it is not "Akuna".it is "HAKUNA"

Didn't you watch "Lion King"

Ok! here it Goes,Iam 100% sure i speak better somali than you with deep accent.And i believe in somalism more than you.To you it is something you took for granted.To me it is deeper than the skin,flesh,bones.And it is deep inside my bone marrow.So if i speak few exta languages ,you dont have to feel bad.Remember iam your King.

MOH LUV

what i said in swahili is correct and clear.It was part of michael jackson's song.

Your swahili looks country type.And indeed to me it looks broken.You see i can even tell where you grow up.

Trust me, swahili is much better than french, espacially when you talking to woman.

wewe ni nani.wewe natoka pahali yake.sisi yote chamamca moocha.natoka pahali mocha.nakwenda bahali mocha.mimi ni umbuzi,wewe ni paka.mimi ni angobe.wewe ni chura.nice swahili!dont you think so?

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A. lover

Monday, November 13, 2000 - 05:52 pm
ABCD
I DON'T KNOW THE LANGUAGE BUT IT SOUNDS VERY ROMANTIC LOL

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Anonymous

Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 04:26 am
Hi people


Hell ya I speak sawahili, check this out, habariyaku, kumamo, kumumayo, jampo, kakuna matato jampo sanaenough

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passerby

Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 05:31 pm
ABC, you crack me up you moron!
wachana na walendo:-)
they don't add anything to your life...lol

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Time Magazine

Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 06:11 pm
ABC
Hakutaki pia,Hakujuwi pia,Mbuzi wewe,shika
adaabu Mwana wa Mwangi wewe!

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Poisonous

Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 06:31 pm
Time Magazine,

Sikutaki pia, Sikujui pia, Kondoo wewe, shika adaabu Mwana wa Wamboi wewe!

Poison

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Anonymous

Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 04:58 am
looool

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sawahili stinks

Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 05:45 am
To all yo who speak Jareer language.

You guys forgot how to say where is you kebandha, yo know what the hell that means,

I'm out 4 reall

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Mjinga muja

Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 06:02 am
Wacha kusumgunza na wasomali. WaSomali ni wajinga, lol!!

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cali/qadar

Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 09:47 am
wajinga ni wewe na mama yako
wasomali ni watu wazuri kushinda
na wewe .....umbwa..takataka,,
hauna adhabu yoyote shoga wewe....


hea yo somalian this maa fucker
calling himself mjinga muja
is talking and cursing how
stupid somalians are...
can u believe that...i mean saying
something wrong bout his or her own country,..
\what an eddiot immature little kid
brotha .sis i lived kenya five years and can write and speak swahili more then ya man
and still don't curs my ppl cuz got love for them
so cut the crab and behave urself...

forgive if i cursed you cuz i
really do get mad when ppl say something bout my country and ppl............

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Time Magazine

Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 10:04 am
cali

nani ataka ushenzi wako,atiii umekasirika hahahahahahah atiii nini hahahahha atiii niii kwenda zako mbwaa wewe !

Mama moja mwarabu alikua akii tembea sokoni, basi akamwona mama mwenzake aitwa 'Mama Otiengo' you can guess her tribe ..so...hahah..

Mama Otiengo: Habari yako wewe Mama.

Mama Mwarabu : Sijambo sijuwi wewe mama Mwenziwe.

Mama otiengo : Hata mimi Hajuwi wewe, Nasalamia
Tu!

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Eastleigh

Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 11:49 am
Is this a Kiswahili competition or what?

Alright, check this out. I wrote it myself. Ok, nadanganya. Lakini naweza kuandika mashairi mazuri mpaka mtashangaa. For sure.


TUFAHA
Tufaha liko mtini kulila nalitamani
moyo wataimaniani?Macho yako tufahani
walinzi wamo zamuni hawatoki asilani.

Tufaha harufu yake haipo ulimwenguni
tena ladha tamu yake haishindani na tini.
Nikiswifu rangi yake utakubali yakini.

Rangi yake ya dhahabu hung’ara hata gizani.
Utakapo lijaribu utaishia njiani
hao waliojaribu wamebaki mtegoni.

Tufaha Ianiadhibu lanitia kitanzini.
Mwenzenu ni hamuni sitapowa ugonjwani.
Naomba Aliwahabu anitowe adhabuni.

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Mkosti

Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 12:03 pm
Eastleigh lol

For a second i thought i was in Mr.Mzigo's fasihi class. lol. Mbona umenikumbasha fasihi ndugu? Nilikua nikidhani nimemsahau Yule Mgiriama,sijaona mwalimu mjinga kama yule..Basi Kumanina Eastleigh lol

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ABCD

Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 12:56 pm
Damn! this is cool.LOOOOOL.I had a good laugh.Let me tell you somethiing to laugh at.

One of my fathers grand,grand grand cousin came to our home and lived with us for a while.He was a FUNGA TWENDE{mlendo}.He was good,and boy was he a comedian.When he wanna cross the road,He will close his eyes and run.He was hit once and critically injured.One day he saw an elegant women.Well dressed, going to work.He liked the woman.He went to her and said..."Na leeta" The woman said.."Leta nini".And he kept on saying "Na leeta". He thought he would get everything he wants by saying that.

The worst thing he did was when he knifed a guy,and he run home.Hundreds of people were chasing him.The police came too.They started harrasing the familly and searching everything.My uncle came out of his hiding place{under the bed}and said to the cops..."War Nakubarasha Gaani,War waabi xushma ya dugu{ndugu}.

It costed the family fortune to release him from the jail.

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Moh_Luv

Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 02:12 pm
ABC;
YO LISTEN UP, JOTTING DOWN THAT BROKEN ASS SWAHILI IS MAKING ME SICK BRO. ••••,IF U CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE......PLZ TYPE IT AS ITS SUPPOSED TO. THIS IS MY FIRST LANGUGE(+SOMALI) AND A FAGGOT LIKE U WITH SOME ESL SWAHILI LESSONS WONT TELL ME •••• AIGHT!

NEED SWAHILI LESSONS? JUST SAY SO, CUZ>>>>MOH<<<< WILL TEACH U KISWAHILI SANIFU. Who said swahili ain't romantic??? plz re-read my verse!!!!

Mkosti;lol@mgiriama mjinga.
PEACE!
Moh_Luv

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Ice-Man

Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 03:15 pm
I do speak. ABCD......Watoto salama viagra......lol.. Enough said or you want more

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al-khartuum

Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 03:57 pm
The first swahili word i learnt was LETA KITAMBILUSHI(maybe wrong spelling)! nice word to learn when you go to a new country!!

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Mkosti

Thursday, November 16, 2000 - 03:27 am
Moh_luv

Basi Kumanina toto......mtoto mtundi. Chheke-ke-Cheee -cheka-na mnaa hooooo

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ABCD

Thursday, November 16, 2000 - 12:33 pm
ice man,

That is enough bro.but if you wanna be as horny as a he goat,try this stuff,it is called PUMBU WAAZI!


AL KHARTUUM,

You make it sound like a name of a city,but it is close enough


Mkosti,

Moh luv had no idea what you said.


Moh Luv,

Way do i have to print swahili to prove that i know.The swahili i speak is much more superior than yours.Let me guesse.You are born and raised in a remote village far away from civilization and you happen to be lucky enough to use the internet.

You're either from TULA PESA or TULA BADIA.So how could you make sense of what i print.

Check this out.

WE NI SHOGA BANDIA,
WE NI SHOGA WA MSHOKORONI,
WE NI SENGE DUME,
WE NI FALA WA FOROTHANI,
WE NI MWANAWA WA CHUPAKI NA CHAKUPANGA,
WE NI HANITHI WA MSUFU MKAVU.

Feeling good now or you feel mad.Properbly you feel good,coz you're a MSENGE BARIDI.Run away for your life senge-boy before i cyber-skin you alive.

One thing you should know TULA PESA BOY,That iam Somali.And somali language is what i identify myself with the most.Not only do i know swahili,but i speak languages of other tribes too.FOOL!

TULA PA'NYA BOY, You seem to know the GIRIAMAS.Can you Name the other 8 clans whom they share common lineage.And what is their collective common name?.FOOOOOOL!

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faarah

Thursday, November 16, 2000 - 10:49 pm
WARRNING!!!!
Sxb intEydaan af-sawaaxiliga meesh kusooqorin horta marka hore kabaandhe miyaad haysaretaan mise tayse mine shiibiye?

bifadlan meeshan qof aan haysan taysare mina shiibiye inuu soogalo looma ogola ee iska ilaaliya

you have been warrned!!!!!

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Mjinga moja

Friday, November 17, 2000 - 07:45 am
Cali na rafikiyake Faarah. Nyinyi wawele ni shoga.

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Just a thought

Saturday, November 18, 2000 - 03:19 am
Maajabu haya!

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ABCD

Monday, November 20, 2000 - 01:40 am
War jamani yeee! war wabi chamaca yangu.War yaa nini nakimbia.War mimi habaana sukari guuru.

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Just a thought

Monday, November 20, 2000 - 07:44 am
ABCD War waja majezo yako haba!Mimi haku kimbia! Mimi Iko haba haba!Kwani wewe Gombe kwanini wewe nakula sukuri guuru! Habana majezo mazuri hii!

War mimi naenda Yumbani sasa
Guwaheri ya kunana
Alamsiki

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Rough

Monday, November 20, 2000 - 07:56 am
ABCD matusi kijanaa ehh
mama yako haja kufundisha adaabu?
Shika heshima yako naa ikushiku vizuri.
nguruwe wa porini mkubwa
malaya ya kisasa
mbwa ya sokoni
as my father would say bunda waxid.

Wasijana salam sama ama baada ya salam , ni nyio tu mlio mbali ya uzuri wangu. kama untaka tujuana pls feel free to emain at hy44@hotmail.com

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ABCD

Tuesday, November 21, 2000 - 02:47 am
War mimi leo nafurahi sana,war chamca yangu yote nakuch haba.

Time magazine,

War hii mama wewe nasema natoka wabi,war yeye ana onekana kama ni mamake "hababa binti shabani"

Just a
Thought,

War mimi habana angome,War mi ni ambuusi.War si pendi ny'asi war nabenda sukari guuru.

ROUGH,

War wewe nakumbusha mimi chamaca mocha naitwa
"kaa Nguumu". War yaanini nakutukana mimi dada yangu.

War mimi sio nguruwe ya porini,War mimi ni ubwa ya mwitu.

Sasa ndugu yangu sikugani mimi na wewe tutajuana?

Na sikugani tuta pendana dada wee.

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EastLeigh

Tuesday, November 21, 2000 - 07:19 pm
Hebu wacheni matusi basi. Lo, mmekua kama wasomali. Every topic doesn't have to be nasty y'all.

Let's be civilized and have fun talking kiswahili. If you don't speak the language, its all good. Join us but please don't use bad language. Some of us got virgin ears...aight.

:)

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ABCD

Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 01:33 am
Eastleigh,

You're right i dont thing we should go that low.

Mimi ni jamaa wa DAR-ES-SALAAM na MOMBASA.Maisha yangu yote nilikua miji hizo mbili,na nime i missi saanna.

Sijazungumza kiswahili kwa muda ndefu,wala sija waona waswahili mudada hio.Pengine hapa na hapa niliwaona,lakini haikua muda kutosha ya kujuana.

Basi ndugu zangu,till then have fun.

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freeman

Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 02:39 am
SOOMAALIYA SOOMAALIBAA LEH!!!!!!!

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Poisonous

Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 09:56 pm
<<Virgin ears>> Kibao kabisa Eastliegh!

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Rough

Thursday, November 23, 2000 - 08:34 am
Ok tuache matusi
lets not act like walendoo!!!!
nani mtu waa bongo?
Its been 10 years since i been there, man
i am goin there next summer
piece!!

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Anonymous

Friday, November 24, 2000 - 05:49 am
haraka haraka
haina baraka
tandika mkeka
tucheze karata
panua mkundu
nizibe kiraka

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Nin ku yaqaan

Friday, November 24, 2000 - 12:36 pm
Wewe,Mjinga una fikiri haba ni wapi?we enda zako!Wasomali hawakutaki wewe na mamako,Mjinga,
Mimi,sikupendi."Alah!oo kan maxuu katukan kipandaba maqabee!"Sujuugii kudhalay yaanaan wax kasheegini nooga bax page-ka,adduun iyo aakhiro midna kuma fiicnide,mar dambana yaanan kugu arag halkaan.

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Time Magazine

Friday, November 24, 2000 - 04:14 pm
anonymouse lol

Atii nini? Panua mkundu,nizibe kiraka? Shoga wewe.looool una panaua mkundu sana waonesha? sheetani mbwa.Kwenda zako malaya wewe.lol

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ABCD

Friday, November 24, 2000 - 06:22 pm
Anon


Lahawla walaa kuwati ilaa bilahi,Mwanangu matamko gani hayo.Naalatulahi iwe juyako,unsikia lini sisi twafira tuu.Kurabu bin kurabu wewe.

NIN KU YAQAANA,

Wewe wajua nini kwanza.Hata hujijui mwenyewe.Mlendo bin Fungatwande wewe.

Listen damn head when you wanna talk to us ,you talk English.We dont understand your damn language.I dont even understand what you said.Can you repeat again in English.FOOOOOOOOL

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Anonymous

Sunday, November 26, 2000 - 10:58 am
everybody here tried to express him/her self a little bit and i would say that's a good idea because that tells you how our people are learning,mimi alikuwa kenya miyaka sita althou i do speak good swhahili i would like also to open a new discussion in french:(est que'lliya quelle que un qui parle francais la pa,si la je voudrez vouz me ecrivez votre ide,parce que je suis presque d'uoblie francais,je vous atands votre response,merci beaucoup. abien tot!

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Anonymous

Monday, November 27, 2000 - 07:56 am
naapanaa ilee mbele yaa chama
mapinduzi nakupendaa mpaka kukaaa
wazururajiiii
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh
wazutabangiiiii
ehehhhhhhhhhhhhh
tutaawapeleka mbegezaa ulole

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MAKA

Monday, November 27, 2000 - 12:06 pm
TO ABCD


I WAS BORN IN KENYA BUT LEFT WHEN I WAS VERY YOUNG I DO SPEAK THE LANUAGE BUT CANT WRITE. BUT
IF YOU WANT TO TEACH ME HOW TO RIGHT FELL FREE BUT ONLY IF YOU CAN TELL ME IN ENGHISH WHAT YOU TOLD ME OK.

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Eastleigh

Monday, November 27, 2000 - 12:40 pm
ABCD

I don't understand a lot of it but i think he said to get out of this page and never return again. He also said something about "not being good for this world".

Anyhow, don't pay attention to him. People like him got issues and you will be wasting your time if you Comment on his stupid remarks.

kwaherini

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ABCD

Monday, November 27, 2000 - 01:28 pm
MAKA,

Kama wewe ni msichana, Nitakufundisha kiswahili mpaka useme Ewe mola mpeleke ABCD peponi. Amenipeleka hewani mara sabini na saba,Halafu kaniregasha salama usalamani.

Maka if you wanna learn swahili then you are in good hand with ABCD. Remember i will start with you from a-b-c-d- till Z


Eastleigh,

Fools like that are always around.I think we should not pay much attention to them.

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MAKA

Monday, November 27, 2000 - 01:34 pm
TO ABCD

YOU ARE SO FUNNY THANK YOU TEACH.


HAPPY RAMADAN

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Anonymous

Monday, November 27, 2000 - 02:15 pm
abc kumanina mchenzi lol

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HANNA

Monday, November 27, 2000 - 02:27 pm
TO ABCD.

WE KNOW YOU SPEAK SWAHILI SO WHAT YOU ARE SO BOREING. MCHENZI I COPY THAT FROM ANONYMOUS THANK YOU.

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ABCD

Monday, November 27, 2000 - 04:39 pm
MAKA,

You are most appreciated.

Anon:

Kuma N'yoko


HANA:


One day i was in my clasroom,the teacher walked in,and asked every body to participate in "Methali" competetion.

Alot was said and finaly an Indian guy was asked to finish this methali,

Teacher "simba mwenda pole"

Indian guy "Iko Gonja dani yake"

The Indian guy was surposedly to say "Ndio hula Nyama"


So HANA Is there "GONJA NDANI YAKO".

Are you in love with me?Dont worry my heart can warmly receave you,I will feed you with "Fenesi" and "Mfirigizi".And you will never forget me for eternity.

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Moh_Luv

Monday, November 27, 2000 - 06:40 pm
ABC;
lol.
Jamaa una maneno mengi.....samahani chochote ambacho nilisema hapo awali.
si kutaka kutusi siju mwenzangu, ingawa ulinikasirisha mno!!
Inaonekan ulisoma chuo moja na akina Otorongong'o na mama kayaii....nimecheka mpaka mbavu umepanuka......lol.... Ni hayo tu kwa sasa.....until i recall more swahili vocabs....
Peace!

Moh_Luv

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CoolPoison

Monday, November 27, 2000 - 09:06 pm
Eti <<si kutaka kutusi siju mwenzangu>> wafikiri walendo hawasikii?

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CoolPoison

Monday, November 27, 2000 - 09:11 pm
Moh_luv, Ojwang' Hatari na Mzee Tamaa bin Tamaa ndiye mambo yote. Wao wachekesha mpaka mbavu unaumia. lol.

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safia mohamed

Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 08:29 am
waswahili wengi wamejaa hapa,long live sijuis.abcd you r the funniest of all you made laugh a lot i almost jumped out of my skin.nimetamani kusikea kiswahili sana i think nimesikea vizuri keep posting especially mashairi and jokes.abcd mimi niko ndani ya loho yako .lol

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maka

Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 01:12 pm
to abcd.


what did do to you??????? baby go back and read what i said. you told me i was i fool like me are always around go back and read i`m not a fool ok.

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HANNA

Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 04:16 pm
TO ABCD


I LOVE TO KNOW WHAT YOU SAY TO ME CAN YOU WRITE IN ENGLISH I CAN'T READ SWAHILI.
I KNOW YOU CAN BUT I CAN'T... SO WRITE IN ENGLISH MR.SWAHILI MAN THANK YOU

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Anonymous

Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 04:23 pm
waswahili washenzi nyinyi

nakupenda wewe sikupendi wewe.......nakuramba wewe,mwaga asali....mwaga asali nikurambe

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ABCD

Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 06:21 pm
MAKA:

MY SISTER I DID NOT CALL YOU FOOL.I WAS REFFERING TO SOME ONE ELSE WHO POSTED COMMENT IN SOMALI.
REMEMBER I SAID "YOUR ARE MOST APPRECIATED"
IAM SORRY IF YOU MISUNDERSTOOD ME.DONT FORGET THAT ITS ME AND YOU TO PEPONI.MIND YOU NOT THE ITALIAN PEPEROONI

MOH LUV:

YOO BRO! LONG TIME NO SEE.I WELCOME THE FACT THAT YOU ARE NOT PISSED OFF WITH ME ANY MORE,AND IAM ALSO SORRY WHAT I SAID ABOUT YOU.
i JUST HAD A "SUKUMA WIIKI AND SIMA NA NDONDO" AND MY STOMACH IS OVER FILLED AND ROLLING OVER.IMAGINE HAVING THAT FOR AFUR.

A friend of mine was reading what you said.And when he came to the sentence you said "CHOCHOTE"
HE THOUGHT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT "CHOCOLATE"

SOFIA MAHAMED:

HATA MIMI NIKO NDANI YA ROHO YAKO.


HANNA:


Rest assured that i did not say anything bad about you.And as of what i said ,it won't make much sense, when said in English.So Hanna are you in love with me?Just a humour.

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HANNA

Wednesday, November 29, 2000 - 02:03 pm
TO ABCD.


HEY I'M SORRY IF I WAS RUDE. AND I'M GLAD YOU SPEAK SWAHILI I WAS BORN IN KENYA AND I DO SPEAK SWAHILI BUT I CAN'T READ OR WRITE I JUST KNOW HOW TO TALK I KNOW YOU WON'T BELIEVE ME BUT I CAN SWEAR TO GOD I DO SPEAK SWAHILI BUT I CAN'T READ OR WRITE.


AND ABCD YOU ASK ME IF I LOVE YOU?
WELL THE ANSWER IS YES I DO LOVE YOU. YOU ARE A SWEET GUY AND I WILL LOVE TO GET TO KNOW YOU AS A FRIEND. AGAIN I'M SORRY PLEASE EXCEPT MY APOLOGY.

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ABCD

Wednesday, November 29, 2000 - 06:01 pm
HANNA:

APOLOGY accepted.I believe you when you said that you speak swAhili but cant read.I have seen people like that.But it is good as long as you can understand,all you have to do is read the sentence and you will know what it s saying.

And about loving me, thank you,my heart is saying "HANNA,HANNA,BANG!BONG! OOH AH!POOG,POOG!

THAT IS THE SOUND OF LOVE.hAVE YOU EVER EXPERIENCED THAT KIND OF SENSATION?.
AND I LOVE TO KNOW YOU TOO.

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CoolPoison

Wednesday, November 29, 2000 - 08:52 pm
Hana, kwa kweli unaelewa maana ya mapenza

Translated: Hana, do you understand the meaning of LOVE?

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CoolPoison

Wednesday, November 29, 2000 - 08:55 pm
mapenzi not mapenza!

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HANNA

Friday, December 01, 2000 - 05:44 am
TO ABCD.


THANK YOU FOR ACCEPTEING MY APOLOGY. AND YES I HAVE EXPERIENCED THAT KIND OF LOVE BUT I HOPE IT WORK'S OUT. BUT I REAL DON'T THINK IT WOULD BUT I WISH IT WILL. THANK YOU AGAIN FOR ACCEPTEING MY APOLOGY.

ANYWAYS IT SEEN WE WANT TO GET TO KNOW EACHOTHER HOW ARE WE GOING TO DO THAT?

TO COOL POISON.

I THINK I DO. BUT IF YOU LIKE CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO ME MORE ABOUT LOVE IT SEEM LIKE YOU KNOW ALOT THANK YOU. AND I THINK MY MAPENZI IS FALLING APART.

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Leila

Friday, December 01, 2000 - 06:13 am
To ABCD
Brotha don't disrespect french people.And if you don' know how to speak at leas ask sombody

"Ne crois pas que parce que tu parles en French que tu séducteras la fille,à moins que ce n'est une blanche."
And let the swahilii cru a lone .

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Mwalimu Hassan na Wanafuzi wake

Friday, December 01, 2000 - 12:17 pm
ka baro Af-sawaaxiliga mwalimu Hassan,bila pesa.
U fiirso erayadaan,kadibna ka samee jiblo:

KISWAHIL AF-SOOMAALI KISWAHIL AF-SOOMAALI

habari----war,akhbaar asubuhi----subax
gani ----keeh,kumah Bwana ----mudane
jioni ----galab,fiid Bibi ----murwo
kazi ----shaqo,camal mtoto ----ilmo,cunug
wapi ----meeyay,xagee mama ----hooyo,
ya ----ee,"xiriiriye" yako ----kaaga,waxaaga
BAL INTAA AAN JIMLADO GALINO

habari yako bwana? iska warran mudana?
habari ya mtoto? Cunuggii seeyahay?
habari ya kazi? shaqadii kawarran?
mtoto,wapi mama yako? ilmoow,hooyadaa meeday?
mama,habari ya asubuhi? hooyo,subax wanaagsan?
habari gani? warka isii,maxaa war ah?

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ABCD

Friday, December 01, 2000 - 05:54 pm
HANNA:

SEE WHAT I TOLD YOU.YOU READ AND YOU UNDERSTOOD WHAT TOXIC WASTE SAID.AND YOU CORRECTLY SAID "MAPENZI" INSTEAD OF "MAPENZA",AS OPPOSED TO POISON.

ABOUT KNOWING EACH OTHERS,THERE ARE MANY WAYS TO ACHIEVE THAT.BUT THE SIMPLEST ONE IS TO EXCHANGE EMAILS.WHAT'D YOU THINK?.


LEILA:

SISTA I DONT DISRESPECT FRENCH PEOPLE OR FRENCH SPEAKERS FOR THAT MATTER.

I DONT SPEAK FRENCH,BUT I BELIEVE YOU SAID SOMETHING GOOD.IAM SURE I CAME ACROSS THE WORD "BLANCHE",BUT NO CLUE WHAT IT MEANS.


MUALIMU HASSAN
NA MWANAFUNZI
WAKE:


WEWE BWANA UNA ONEKANA NI MWALIMU WA SHULE YA "NGUMBARU".

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Anonymous

Friday, December 01, 2000 - 06:06 pm
Tafadhalini, nani anaweza kunitomba, nina nyege mwingi. :)

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MYSELF

Friday, December 01, 2000 - 06:33 pm
WARYAA SHOOGE YAHOW SHOOGIHIISA KALE JIRIN KA BAX MEESHA OO WAXAAS NAKA DHAAF WA OGNAHAY INAAT NIN TAHAY,NAAGU WAA XISHOODAANE.
MYSELF

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MAKA

Saturday, December 02, 2000 - 03:36 pm
TO ABCD

YOU ARE SO FUNNY. KEEP TELLING THOSE PEOPLE WHAT YOU THINK OF THESE. I SEE YOU TAKE YOUR WORD SERIOUSLY.

YOU GO ABCD

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HANNA

Saturday, December 02, 2000 - 05:24 pm
TO ABCD.


HONEY I LOVE TO GET TO KNOW YOU BUT I DON'T HAVE AN E-MAIL AM SORRY BUT I WISH I DID BUT I DON'T.

ANYWAYS HOW YOU BEEN I HOPE YOU ARE DOING FINE. YOU SAID THEY ARE ALOT OF WAYS WE CAN GET TO KNOW EACHOTHER CAN YOU TELL ME ANOTHER WAY TO GET TO KNOW YOU.

THANK YOU.

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Surfing

Saturday, December 02, 2000 - 07:07 pm
ABC, you are joker walaahi. Ndugu inaonekana you have a lot of time on your hands. Keep the place a live and take care of all these walendos that are butchering the language.

Kwaheri ndugu.

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ABCD

Saturday, December 02, 2000 - 07:21 pm
MAKA:


HEY MAKA!WHAT A CONINCIDENCE! I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU.I SAID TO MYSELF "WHAT HAPENED TO MY FUTURE STUDENT?"

MAKA IAM ALWAYS TRUE TO MY WORDS.COS ONCE IT GOES OUT OF MY LIPS,I CAN NEVER SWALLOW IT BACK AGAIN.


HANNA:

MY HEART WAS SOUNDING BEFORE "HANNA,HANNA!BANG,BONG!OOH,AH!POOG,PONG!.

BUT NOW IT SLOWED DOWN.IT SAYS "HAAAANA,HAHAANA!DING,DONG,DIE DIE,DEEEE,DOT!"

THAT IS A SOUND OF DISAPOINTMENT.

ABOUT THE OTHER WAYS ,IT IS LIKE CROSSING THE ENTIRE LENGTH OF THE WALL OF CHINA,WITH YOUR BARE FOOT.ARE YOU READY FOR THAT?

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ABCD

Saturday, December 02, 2000 - 07:37 pm
SURFING:

USIJALI NDUGU, NITAWABEMBELEZA MPAKA "CHEE":O.

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MAKA

Saturday, December 02, 2000 - 07:43 pm
TO ABCD

THANK YOU TEACH!!!!!!!! IT SEEM LIKE YOU GOING TO BE A NICE TEACHER!!!! GUESS WHAT I WAS BORN IN KENYA AND SPEAK KISWAHILI TOO. BUT JUST LIKE HANNA WE COME TO U.S. WHEN I YOUNG THAT WHY I FORGET HOW TO READ BUT I CAN SPEAK VERY WELL. THAT ALL WE SPEAK AT HOME TEACH.


KWAHERI TEACH. IOI

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SurReal

Saturday, December 02, 2000 - 08:07 pm
"Nakupenda pia,nakutaka pia,mpenzi wee...Liberian girl you came and you changed my world, like two lovers in a scene and she says do you love and he says so earnestly...I love Liberian girl" Don't steal from Michael eh, for some of us are fluent with his work.

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Anonymous

Saturday, December 02, 2000 - 08:09 pm
bwana pumbavu

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Anonymous

Saturday, December 02, 2000 - 08:16 pm
Sureal

it figures.Now i know.

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ABCD

Sunday, December 03, 2000 - 12:44 am
MAKA:

THANK YOU TOO! IT SEEMS THAT YOU AND HANNA HAVE ALOT IN COMMON.YOU ARE BOTH SWEET.THATS WHY I LOVE YOU BOTH.


surREAL:


IF YOU CLIMP THE LADDER AND CHECK ABOVE ,YOU WILL REALIZE THAT I MENTIONED MICHAEL JACKSON'S NAME.
YOU WILL NEVER KNOW MAY BE MICHEAL STEAL THE SONG FROM ME.

I WILL TELL YOU ONE FUNNY INSIDENT ABOUT MICHAEL.A FRIEND OF MINE TOLD, ME WHEN MICHEAL JACKSON CAME TO SWEDEN FOR A CONCERT,A SOMALI GUY WENT BERZERK.HE LOVED MICHAEL SO MUCH THAT HE BROKE INTO THE BARRIER.HE WAS CRYING "MICHAEL WAAN KUJECLAHAY,I LOVE YOU.TOO MUCH".
EVEN THE HYSTERICAL WHITE FEMALES WERE ASTONISHED BY HIS ACTION.ANY WAY WE CAN'T BLAME THE GUY.HE WAS HIGH ON 'CHAAD'

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HANNA

Monday, December 04, 2000 - 06:10 am
TO ABCD


YES I THINK AM REALDY FOR THAT.
SO CAN YOU PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT IS IT.

IF YOU DON'T MINE ME ASKING THIS CAN YOU TELL ME WHY YOU LIVE?????
HERE IN ATLANTA GA OR SOMEWHERE ALSE I WILL LIKE TO KNOW THAT THANK YOU.


AND I'M SORRY I DISAPOINT YOU IS THEY ANYTHING I CAN DO TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?

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ABCD

Monday, December 04, 2000 - 04:17 pm
HANNA:

HANNA ATLANTA USED TO BE MY HOMETOWN,SPECIALLY CLARKSTON{THOSE MOUNTAIN GROVE APARTMENTS}.ON WEEKENDS I USED TO HANGOUT AT BUCKHEAD,IT WAS ALL GOOD MEMORIES,SO I MOVED OUT WHEN MY FIGHT 13 FAMILY COME UNEXPECTEDLY.THEY RUINED ALL THE FUN.SO I HAD TO JOIN THEM IN A TINY LITTLED COLD UNMENTIONABLE TOWN IN SOME OTHER STATE.
HAD I KNOWN YOU WERE THERE,I WOULD HAVE STAYED .
NOW ARE YOU SUGGESTING ME TO COME BACK?IF SO HOW WOULD I MEET YOU, IF YOU DONT HAVE HOTMAIL.

EVEN THE OTHER WAY ALSO NEEDS INITIAL CONTACT.AND WITHOUT HOTMAILS{EMAIL} IT GONNA TAKE LONGER.AND WE'LL NOT HAVE TO TIME HIDE AWAY FROM THE EYES OF THE PREYING SOMALIS.
LETS EXCHANGE HOTMAILS AND EXPLORE OUR HEARTS.

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JUMA

Monday, December 04, 2000 - 05:11 pm
HABARI GANI
MASURI SAANA
HAKUNA MATAATA
KUWETU .WAGENI
WANA KARIIBISHUWAA
XATAA WASJANA WANA
KARIIBISHUWAA XATAA
WAFULAANA WANA KARIIBISHUWA
KAWAHERIINI WOOTE.
KUWAHERIINI YA KU SIKILIISAANA TEENAHJ

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HANNA

Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 05:51 am
TO ABCD

HI THIS IS HANNA LISTEN CAN YOU TELL ME IF YOU WANT TO CLARKSTON HIGH SCHOOL? AND FOR HOW LONG? WE MAY KNOW EACHOTHER BECAUSE I USE TO LEAVE IN THE (LAKES APARTMENTS) IS CLOSE TO MOUNTAIN GROOVE AND I WANT TO CLARKSTON HIGH SCHOOL SO I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF YOU DID IT SEEMS LIKE I KNOW YOU OR MAYBE NOT.


DO YOU HAVE AN E-MAIL MAYBE I CAN TALK TO YOU?
IF YOU WANT TO CLARKSTON MAYBE YOU KNOW A GUY NAME (WARSAME OMAR). IF YOU KNOW HIM I BET A HUNDRED DOLLAR YOU KNOW ME TOO. I WILL LIKE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU I HOPE I HAD ANOTHER WAY TO GET TO KNOW YOU. AND WARSAME IS JUST A FRIEND OF MINE.

THANK YOU.

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ABCD

Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 03:27 pm
HANNA:

I WAS IN CLARKSTON HIGH FOR ONLY A MONTH IN SEPTEMBER 1996.THERE WAS A SOMALI GIRL THEN WHO I BEFRIENDED.I DONT RECALL HER NAME.ITS BEING A LONG TIME SINCE.AND I DONT RECALL KNOWING ANYBODY BY THE NAME WARSAME.
MY MEMORY OF ATLANTA IS FADING.BUT I STILL REMEMBER MY LAST TRIP OUT OF THE CITY.I LEFT MY AUNT'S PLACE IN NORTH INDIAN CREEK.MY UNCLE WAS DRIVING.WE TURNED RIGHT TO MEMORIAL COLLEGE DRIVE,THEN WE TURNED SOUTH TO FREEWAY 275,AND CONTINUED SOUTHBOUND INTO INTERSTATE 75.PASSING THE AIRPORT.AND I WAS OUT OF TOWN.EAGER TO SEE MY FLIGHT 13 FAMILY.

I HAVE EMAIL,BUT REMEMBER YOU SAID YOU DONT HAVE EMAIL.SO HOW WOULD YOU GET IN TOUCH WITH ME IF YOU DONT HAVE "HOTMAIL"

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HANNA

Thursday, December 07, 2000 - 05:12 am
TO ABCD

I DON'T HAVE AN E-MAIL BUT I CAN USE MY BEST FRIEND E-MAIL.
DON'T THINK AM LIEING IF I HAD AN E-MAIL YOU BE THE FIRST ONE TO GET IT.

IT'S TO BAD YOUR MEMORY OF ATLANTA IS FADING AWAY MAYBE YOU NEED TO COME BACK AND START A NEW MEMORY WITH ME.

BYE WRITE BACK SOON.
LOVE HANNA

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Anonymous

Thursday, December 07, 2000 - 07:49 am
yOU DON'T HAVE EMAIL
ITS LIKE ASKING A POLOCE OFICCER IF HE HAS A UNIFORM
FOR GOD SAKE GIRL GET ONE ITS FREE
ITS DOES NOT COST U
GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HANNA

Thursday, December 07, 2000 - 01:43 pm
TO ANON.....


YOU ARE SO RIGHT I NEED AN E-MAIL.
I WAS GOING TO GET IT REAL SOON.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR RUDE RESPONDED.


THE WAY YOU ARE TALKING IT
SEEMS LIKE YOU GOT ONE
WELL I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


TO ABCD WHAT UP BABY.

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ABCD

Thursday, December 07, 2000 - 05:41 pm
Whazzuuuuup Hanna:


DONT WORRY IF YOU DONT HAVE EMAIL.WE'LL MEET THROUGH OUR DREAMS.YOU BELIEVE IN FATE, DONT YOU?

IT IS AN ALTERNATIVE TO EMAIL.WE WILL FLY TOGETHER IN THE NIGHT AND FLY ALL OVER THE WORLD.WE WILL EVEN GO TO MOSCOW AND EAT "McLenin"
{Halaal Russian McDonald}.

SO GET READY TONIGHT IAM COMING IN.PLEASE DONT PUT ANY PERFUMES.IT WILL HINDER MY SUCCESSFULL ATTEMPT.

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dhagax

Friday, December 08, 2000 - 03:47 am
hakiyaamungu yoote nimalaaya.

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HANNA

Friday, December 08, 2000 - 10:18 am
TO ABCD


HEY THAT WAS FUNNY
BUT GUESS WHAT I JUST GOT AN E-MAIL
SO HEAR IT IS.


HAMIDA@GOPLAY.COM

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Mwalimu Hassan na Wanafunzi wake

Friday, December 08, 2000 - 11:17 am
Polisi : Wewe kuja hapa.
Msomali: Yaah! Allah waa qori dheere yaashii!
Polisi : Wee huna masikio? kuja! haraka.
Msomali: Bismilaahi,balaayo dhuunta iniku dhagtay
Polisi : wapi kitabulosho chako? toa, haraka!.
Msomali: war mahaysto,gurigaan kusoo hilmaamay.
Polisi : wee unaonekana mgene? umetoka wapi?
Msomali: Inkaar Alle kugu rid,museey,Miimii maama
Polisi : Wewe hujui Kiswahili? Mgane!
Msomali: Museey,Miimii miskiini,mama kuubba.
Polisi : Enda wewe,unafikiri hapa ni Mgogadishu?
Msomali: War xaggee ii waddaa heedhe? caku addoon
Polisi : Wewe toa kitu kidogo?
Msomali: war kuma af aqaan,iga tag,Mahaysto lacag
Polisi : Lete pesa,ama unataka Pangani Station?
Msomali: Maama hapana Pangani,Magonjo.
Polisi : Utapata afya huko pangani,Usijali.
Msomali: Museey, iiko miah taano.
Polisi : Alah! wee leta alfu tano ukitaka uhuru yako.
Msomali: Museey, hakuna ingiini.
Polisi : Lete! enda enda.
Msomali: War iga tag ha i turaantureyne,awalbaad maantoo dhan i jiidaysaye,ma anaaba aqoon kara carradii, masocon karo awalbaan tuf qabay,maxaa ilmihii ogaanta ahaa dabka wax loogu saarayaa,hooyadoodna awalbay kaxireene!
Alloow,anoo nabada dhulkaygii igu celi,waxaasoo
dhan anagaa isu lahayn oo dhulkaygii iska burburinay!ma addoonbaa igu diriiqa igu jiidi jiray!
meeshaan rabaa mari jiray! oo wax ila hadli jiray malahayne, iga taga waad iga ikaar galbsataye.

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Surfing

Friday, December 08, 2000 - 12:56 pm
Mwalimu and mwanafunzi, you guys are soooo funny
Oh my God, I've been laughing sooooo hard, I brought the whole family to my room. Even my dad who is not too amused with me coming to Somalinet found it funny..loooooooooool you guys are the best. Keep it up.

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ABCD

Saturday, December 09, 2000 - 11:30 am
HANNA:

THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME FROM THE DREADFUL DREAM JOURNEY, WHICH I WAS ABOUT TO UNDERTAKE.FINALLY YOU GAVE ME YOUR HOTMAIL.I WILL GET INTOUCH WITH YOU SOON.wE WILL GO TO "GOPLAY" AND DANCE WHOLE NIGHT.


MWALUMU&MWANAFUNZI WAKE,

MWALIMU YOU ARE REALLY FUNNY.HOW DID YOU MANAGED TO PUT TOGETHER ALL THIS.

YOU REMINDED ME OF PANGANI POLICE STASTION.I HATE THAT FUCKING PLACE.

PANGANI IS THE EQUIVALENT OF THE "NAZI" CONCENTRATION CAMP OF KENYA.

TOO BAD THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT.

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Mwalimu Hassan Na Waanafunzi wake

Saturday, December 09, 2000 - 11:32 am
Polisi: Wee! unakimbia wapi? Lete kipande!
Warya1: iko Moseey, hii kibaado yaangu.
Polisi: Hii barua sio kipande,lete kipnde!
Warya2: War u dhiib paasaboorka,nacasyohow.
Warya1: Iiko habba museey.
Polisi: Eeh!pasi ya mogadishu! hii ni fague.
Warya1: Nacallaa waaridkaa ku yaal wax walba waa diidaya,lacagbuu rabaa.
Warya2: war soo mahaysatid kii Itoobiyaanka ahaa?
Polisi: (anasoma pasi yake) Hii pasi ni Ethopia!
Warya1: indoyo museey,sharci yaangu.
Polisi: wewe mjinga! una sharia ingapi? wewe ni watu wangapi? iko ngini? endeni!endeni!,wajinga!
Warya1: Naga tag dhilladii ku dhashay wase,baxarbaad nagalisay,boqol sharci oon is lahayn baad u dhiib naleedahay,xoogaa lacagaan iska siin lahayn,waxaasoo dhan adaa noo lahaa.
Polisi: Wee! yamasa! Shuftana wapi buntuki?
Warya2: nacalaa tii kudhashay kuyaal,boqol kibaandho iyo baasa boorbaad jeebka kusoo qaadanaysaa,maad iska dhigtid,maxaa ku rararay, meesha ma in geel raacayaad moodday.

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DuH

Saturday, December 09, 2000 - 01:56 pm
Suju's are Monkeys .....DuH

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Surfing

Saturday, December 09, 2000 - 02:45 pm
Mwalimu and mwanafunzi, you guys are helarious...keep up the good job, i'm enjoying your jokes :-)looooooool

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Anonymous

Saturday, December 09, 2000 - 03:42 pm
JUST LIKE YOUR MOM RIGHT.

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ABCD

Saturday, December 09, 2000 - 06:56 pm
DuH:


DuuuuuuuuuH! IS THAT "DUUUUUSO" IN AFSOMALI?


HANNA:


WHERE ARE YOU GIRL.LONG TIME NO SEE.


MAKKA:


DID YOU GET ANOTHER TEACHER?

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Mwalimu Hassan na Wanafunzi wake

Sunday, December 10, 2000 - 09:11 am
Adeer, DuH, Hadaadan wax ka aqoon Af-Sawaaxilga ha
xanaaqin.Tankale waxbadanbaan meelo madan kugu arkay adoo caaytamaya,waana markii ugu horreysay oo aan kuu jawaabo,marka ninyohow ama qofyohow dhaqankaaga wax baddal.

Tan labaad,hadaad Af-Soomaali iga badisid Sujuugaad sheegtay baan ahay adna waxaad tahay qofka dadka ugu fiican.

Bal kalmadahaan Af-Soomaali lamid iigu macnee:
1-kaloolo---2-meerexeer---3-bayd---4-guube
5-qoorjabane...6-tabis...7-ilxir...8-miile...
9-carrabkaliyaale..10-afrog..11-saddex subaxle..
12-fariisin..(intee macne utaqaan)...13-haaneed..
14-heenseraar...15-guule...16-dixille..17-xarigmar

Allaa ilehe aan (canjeelo) ku daro dadka saa looma
galee,qofku waa inuu ugu yaraan waxka fahmaa!!!.

Bal tixdaan gabayga ahna isku day:
"ama kaal danleey qaybsatiyo kur iyo dhaal yaabis"

Adeer,Anonymous,Anigu cidna si gaar ah habartood wax ugama sheegin,waxaan matalay,wax waaqici ah oo jira,marka hadaadan wax faa iidaynayn inaad iska amaamustaa haboonayd.

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HANNA

Monday, December 11, 2000 - 10:04 am
TO ABCD


HI DID YOU MISS ME????????????

I WASN'T FEELING WELL
THAT WHY I WASN'T HERE
ON THE NET AM SORRY.

SO HOW YOU BEEN I MISS
TALKING TO YOU...
LOVE HANNA...

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Anonymous

Monday, December 11, 2000 - 10:51 am
HANA YOU SOUND LIKE A BABY! HONESTLY HOW OLD ARE YOU? MY GUESS IS BETWEEN 6-9 YEARS OLD IF YOU ARE NOT MENTALLY RETARDED.

ABC
DO YOU HAVE OTHER THING TO DO BRO? THIS KID IS TOO YOUNG FOR YOU.

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Eastleigh

Monday, December 11, 2000 - 11:43 am
Anonymous
don't hate on ABCD. Brother got a game, don't worry you will get someone soon inshaalah. Just chill out and wait. ok!

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ABCD

Monday, December 11, 2000 - 02:24 pm
HANNA:


YES I MISS YOU ALOT.I COULD FEEL THAT I WAS MISSING YOU.

HOW ARE YOU FEELING NOW.I HOPE YOU ARE OK.PEASE FEEL BETTER,OTHERWISE I WILL FALL SICK TOO.


ANONAMOUS:

WHY SHOULD I HAVE OTHER THINGS TO DO WHEN ALL I HAVE TO DO IS ABOUT HANNA.
EVEN IF YOU HAVE CHICKEN BRAIN, YOU WOULD KNOW BY NOW THAT HANNA IS INTELEGENT,OPEN MINDED,CARE FREE, AND, FREE FROM THE DARK IGNORANCE THAT SUROUNDS YOUR MISERABLY HOPELESS LIFE.ONLY A MENTALLY RETARDED WOULD THINK OTHERS ARE RETARDED.THERE ARE BEAUTIFUL SOMALIS ALL OVER THE NET .WHY DONT YOU HAVE SOME GUTS AND CHECK THEM UP.YOU MIGHT GET LUCKY AND FIND SOMEONE TO SHOW YOU ONE OR TWO THINGS IN LIFE.

I KNOW IAM OLDER THAN HANNA,BUT EVEN IF SHE IS TWO YEARS OLD,I KNOW SHE IS MY BEAUTIFUL SOMALI SISTER.FOOOOL.

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HANNA

Monday, December 11, 2000 - 04:11 pm
TO ABCD


I'M FEELING GREAT KNOW
I WAS SICK FOR A WHILE
BUT AM OK KNOW THANK YOU.
AND THANK YOU FOR ANSWERING THAT STUPID ASS
I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO HIM OR HER THEY JUST DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY THAT WHY THEY GETTING ON ME
SO DON'T WASTER YOUR TIME ON HIM OR HER.
AND IF THE THEY CAN THINK THEY WILL KNOW 6 OR 9 YEARS OLD WILL NOT BE ON THIS NET THEY ARE SO STUPID ANYWAYS THEY CAN SAY WHATEVER THEY WANT ABOUT ME I REAL DON'T CARE AS LONG AS I TALK TO.":O

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nasra

Wednesday, December 13, 2000 - 07:09 am
to hanna and abcd


can we come to the wedding
it seems you too are
going to get serious
so don't forget to invite
us to the wedding.

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MAKA

Wednesday, December 13, 2000 - 01:42 pm
TO ABCD

HI TEACH WHAT UP?????

DO YOU WANT TO MARRY HANNA??? IOI
IF SO WHO GOING TO BE MY TEACHER??? IOI

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ABCD

Wednesday, December 13, 2000 - 04:58 pm
HANNA:

YOU ARE RIGHT THERE IS NO DEED TO REPLY THAT PERSON.MAY BE HE/SHE IS A CHILD TRAPED IN AN OLD PERSON'S BODY.WHO CARES AS LONG AS WE TALK.SO WOULD YOU MARRY ME?.SEE PEOPLE ARE PREPARING WEDDING FOR US.


NASRA:


I WILL NOT BE THE ONE WHO WILL BE INVITING PEOPLE FOR WEDDING.THE RIGHT PERSON TO ASK IS HANNA.BUT FOR ME I WILL RESERVE THE BEST SIT FOR YOU.


MAKA:


HALLO MY STUDENT.WHERE WERE YOU.YOU MISSED ALOT OF CLASSES.DONT WORRY YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MY STUDENT.YOU WILL LEARN ALOT FROM ME,BUT DONT TELL HANNA.

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HANNA

Thursday, December 14, 2000 - 06:43 am
TO ABCD


WHAT UP IT
SEEM'S LONG SINCE
THE LAST TIME WE
TALK.

YOU ASK ME IF I
WILL MARRY YOU?
WELL THE ANSWER IS
YES I WILL MARRY
YOU.. YOU SEEM LIKE
A NICE GUY TO BE WITH.


SO TELL ME
WHAT KIND OF STUFF
YOU WILL BE TEACHING
MAKA? ":O


TO NARSA

YOU WILL BE THE FIRST
IN OUR LIST.

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ABCD

Thursday, December 14, 2000 - 03:34 pm
HANNA:


THANK YOU FOR AGREEING TO MARRY ME.BUT I MUST CONFESS.IAM REALLY URGLY.IF YOU WATCHED THE MOVIE CONGO YOU WILL KNOW WHAT IAM TALKING ABOUT.IAM SO URGLY THAT MY MAMA NEARLY LET ME GO.SO HANNA DO HAVE A HEART THAT CAN FACE THIS CONGOMAN?.

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HANNA

Friday, December 15, 2000 - 06:22 am
TO ABCD


YOU ARE SO CRAZY
I DON'T THINK YOU
ARE THAT UGLY NO BODY IS THAT UGLY
AND EVEN IF YOU ARE NO PROBLEM.

WE WILL MAKE CUTE
BABYS BECAUSE I'M NOT
BAD LOOKING I THINK I AM
OK SO IF ONE OF US IS NOT
AS CUTE AS THE OTHER ONE.
OUR BABYS WILL HAVE A GOOD
CHANCE OF LOOKING GOOD (I'M JUST KIDDING).

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ABCD

Friday, December 15, 2000 - 02:25 pm
HANNA :

THANK YOU IAM RELIEVED.YOU ARE RIGHT MOST OF CHILDRENS FOLLOW THE LOOK OF THEIR MOTHER.BUT I DONT KOW WHY I DIDNT FOLLOW MY MOTHER.MY MOTHER IS EXREMELY BEAUTIFUL.SO ARE SURE OUR CHILDREN WOULD NOT LOOK LIKE ME?NO CONGO KIDS FOR US.IF THAT IS THE CASE THEN I THINK WE SHOULD MARRY.AND TAKE OUR CHANCES.WHAT YOU THINK.

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HANNA

Friday, December 15, 2000 - 02:35 pm
TO ABCD


HI I READ WHAT YOU
WROTE IN THE OTHER PAGER.

WE WERE TOGERTHER
FOR TWO YEARS I DID
LOVE HIM AND HE LOVE
ME TOO BUT THINGS HAPPEND
SO WE END OUT RELATIONSHIP
NOVERMBER THE 25TH.

SO AS YOU CAN SEE I
WAS WITH SOMEONE NOT
LONG AGO SO I REALLY DON'T
WANT TO GET IN ANYTHING RIGHT
KNOW. AND YOU KNOW THE
CASE BETWEEN ME AND YOU IS NOT
GOING TO HAPPEND WE (JUST PLAYING AROUND)
RIGHT. YOU KNOW THAT DON'T YOU.


DON'T GET ME WRONG
I LOVE TALKING TO YOU
THAT IS ONE OF THE REASON I
COME TO THE NET IN THE FIRST PLACE
YOU ARE A VERY NICE PERSON I WISH
WE CAN MEET ONE DAY. AND PLEASE
DON'T STOP TALKING TO ME
BECAUSE OF THIS WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS
I REALLY LIKE YOU. YOU ARE A VERY SWEET GUY
AND VERY UNDERSTANDING. I'M SORRY.

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ILFUR

Saturday, December 16, 2000 - 08:17 am
AND VERY STUPID GUY, SOMATIMES, BUT ALL IN ALL I LIKE YOUR BAD BEHAVIOR, SO DON'T STOP AND GO AHEAD.

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