     hebel | Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 08:15 pm
Once upon a freaky time, there was bodacious dude named Hebel who lived in a skaggy crib with his step mom and his two stepbrothers, real schmucks, who threw major tude and kept on bagging’ him big time.
One day the King (Warta Suuqa) who was large and in charge, decided to throw a killer bash in order to scope out a local talent in hopes that his daughter would kick it with a dude and get roped and laid.
The day finally came as everyone except Hebel jetted to the King’s kegger, PARTY’S ON, THE FREAKING PARTY IS ON! Suddenly a voice came behind him “Oh, don’t get all tweaked, dude and grow a hair!” With that, Hebel found himself sporting some fly gear, dressed to impress and fine as wine, wearing a way too stupid Tuxedo and ready to bail for the Castle. But his fairy step mom added “Just make sure U be home by midnight or I’ll be PO at U, OK?
When he fell in, everyone was like “Oh! Dude check out that Freak who’s cresting at the princess!” Just then, the princess who was no dode but a major ready to eat papaya and total Banana-Magnet who could really BUST A MOVE! started clocking at Hebel.
She immediately gave him two snaps up and a bag of chips, ‘cause I was way too cold.
But at midnight Hebel booked the heck on out of there and lost one of his glass spikes.
After hoofing it all around the hood, the princess almost folded until she spotted the cheeky Puff DaDa! (Hebel) whose foot fit the kicker! At last! She smoked him out which blew the spit out of his Hebel.
And they were both fully stoked happily ever after. |
| anonymous | Thursday, November 16, 2000 - 07:10 pm
what in the freakish hell was that? hebel are U now Cinderella? |
| freak | Thursday, November 16, 2000 - 07:36 pm
Where the heck were you hebel I called the national missing persons number and told them hebel is missing;thank god,R you okay? |
| Tell, tale | Monday, December 04, 2000 - 11:07 pm
Yo hebel, were you at. Got your dick stuck, in your gay lover..... Dumb ass, bi-sexuall, sucker! |
| MAA HEEE | Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 09:16 am
HEBEL THIS IS YOUR STEPMOTHER SPEAKING:GRAMMER
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| True....... | Monday, December 11, 2000 - 04:44 am
MAA HEY,,,,, we get it. SO shut up!! |
| boox | Monday, December 11, 2000 - 05:52 am
once upon a freakish time I saw hebels picture |
| True Tree Folk | Tuesday, December 12, 2000 - 12:25 am
Boox where??? I must see that cracker.... |
