     SOMALIANMAN | Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 12:40 am
1. We're not as big of farax's as you think we all are.
2. No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend is wak(stupid)
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap. What goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you really liked us for what we were you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
9. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us,if you do.
10. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
11. We absolutely do not care about,WILL SMITH, LLCOOL-J, JOE, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
12. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong".
13. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you
love us.
14. We can't always be in charge, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
15. Don't pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
16. Pamela Anderson's body aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
17. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was that doesn't turn us on.
18. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..and maybe…oh never mind.
19.Don't ask us where we are or who we are with, if you push us we may leave.
20. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyways. |
| PURE SOMALI | Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 06:53 pm
SIR SOMALIANMAN YOU'RE NOT ONLY STUPID BUT YOU'RE IGNORANT TOO,YOU DON'T EVEN BELIEVE WHAT YOU SAYING,IT IS A LONG TIME SINCE I SAW •••• LIKE THAT THIS A CLASSIC TYPE FLANGOBATHALISM, YOU QUALIFIED TO A MEMBER A NATION-WIDE AZUKOS. |
| Ubax101 | Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 08:06 pm
And whats more, he thinks he did a great job by writing those silly lines like the selfcentered ignorant creature he is! |
| Amina | Wednesday, December 06, 2000 - 04:40 am
Hellooooooooo waz up people i liked that.. i really did.
Some of it is true and some is not but hey thats what the brother thinks. If u disagree fair enough but theres no need to curse him.
Somalianman keep up the good work walaalo. And can i take notes lol 
Peace |
| Mercutio- | Wednesday, December 06, 2000 - 05:40 am
SOMALI GUY- I LIKE THE LIST.
WE ARE ALWAYS IN CONTROL- WE JUST LET YOU THINK YOU ARE TO SHUT YOU UP.
DON'T TRY TO MAKE US COME OUT WHEN AM WATCHING THE REAL MADRID MATCH OR LIVERPOOL.
BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY THOSE HIPS ARE GREAT BABY - I LOVE A WOMEN I CAN HOLD ON TO.
HOLDING MY HAND IN PUBLIC, IS NOT ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA WE MIGHT BE GOING OUT BUT YOU ARE PUTTING OFF POTENTIAL BUYERS- KEEP THE MARKET OPEN.
DON'T CALL ME IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY' YOU JUST WASTING VALUABLE TIME.
MUST I ALWAYS MAKE THE FIRST MOVE WHEN IT COMES TO YOU KNOW WHAT!!
DON'T EVER TALK ABOUT YOUR EX, ITS JUST BORING.
(PTO) |
| SUAD | Friday, December 08, 2000 - 07:26 pm
TO SOMALIAMAN
GOOD JOB!!! I HAVE BEEN TAKENG NOTES. IOI
I SWEAR YOU ARE SO RIGHT. ABOUT DONT TELL AS ABOUT YOU EX SOMEONE ALLWAY TELL ME THAT. AND ABOUT WILL SMITH TOO. BUT HONEY I NEVER TELL ANY MAN ABOUT MY PERIOD!!
TAKE SOME NOTE SOMALIAMAN
I DONT NOW ABOUT OTHER SISTER. BUT WHY GUY NEVER NOW WHEN WE ARE IN OUR PERIOD. MY BOYFRIEND ALLWAY WANT TO KISS AND HUG EVERTIME. BUT WHEN THAT WEEK FOR THE MONTH COMES I TELL HIM NO AND HE SAID WHY DO YOU ALLWAY SAY NO TO ME IN THE BEGINING FOR THE MONTH. I DONT WANT TO TELL HIM I`M IN MY PERIOD. ONE DAY HE GOT MAD IN THE MALL HE SAID I KNOW WHY YOU DONT WANT TO KISS ME AND HUG ME THE FIRST OF THE MONTH. I GOT HAPPY THINKING THAT GOT IT WITHOUT ME TELL HIM. NEXT I NOW HE IS WALKING IN HIS CAR. I RUN AFTER HIM KNOWING HE MAD. I TOLD HIM CAN WE TALK AND I EXPLAIN TO HIM. THAT WHEN HE FELT GUILY AND SAID I`M SORRY BABY. THEN HE WANT TO KISS AGAIN THE I MOVE MY HEAD SO HE DONT GET MY LIP HE GOT MY FACE. THEN AGAIN HE SAID SORRY AND LOOK THE OTHER WAY. THAT WHEN I GRAB HIS FACE AND KISS HIM. MY POINT IS GUYS WHEN THAT WEEKS COME PLEASE UNDERSTAND WE DO CARE BUT WE NEED ROOM.
SORRY IF I TAPE SO LONG GUYS. |
| MAA HEEE | Saturday, December 09, 2000 - 06:53 am
hhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahha saud you are amazing. |
| SPARKLE | Sunday, December 10, 2000 - 12:38 am
WELL SAID SOMALIANMAN. BROTHA MAN WHY COMPLAIN WHEN U BROTHAS AINT EVEN LISTNIN' MOST OF THE TIME.......?
NUFF LUV & RESPECT ALWAYS,
SPARKLE* |
| SOMALIMAN | Monday, December 11, 2000 - 08:05 am
To every one how replay to me all I can say is thanks and lol Suad u r a joker u made me fall of my bed
and to every one how take it the other way then tough luck
SOMALIMAN |
