     SEXPERT | Saturday, December 09, 2000 - 08:07 am
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First and foremost Praise given to Allah, who has placed man's greatest pleasure in the nature parts of women,and has destined the natural parts of man to afford greatest enjoyment of women.
He has not endowed the part of women with pleasurable or satisfactory feeling until the same have been penetrated by the instrument of the male; and the sexual organs of man know neither rest nor quietness until entered those of the female. Hence the mutual operation, there takes place between the two actors wrestling, intertwining a kind of animated conflict.
Owing to the contact of the lower parts of the two bellies, the enjoyment soon comes to pass.The man is at work as a pestle while the women seconds himby lascivious movements finally comes the ejaculation.
The kiss on the mouth,on the two cheeks,upon the
neck,as well as sucking up fresh lips,are the gift of God,destined to provoke erection at the favorable moments.
God also was it who has embellished the chest of the woman with beautiful breast,has furnished her with double chin, and given her brilliant colors to her cheeks.
He has also gifted her with beautiful eyes that
inspire love and with eyelashes like polished blades.
He has also furnished her with a rounded belly and a beautiful navel,and with majestic crupper;
all of this wonders borne up by the thighs. It is
between these latter that God has placed the arena of combat; when the same is provided with ample flesh,it resembles the head of Lion.it is called VULVA.
Oh! how many men's death lie at her door? Amongst them how many heroes!!!
God has furnished this object with mouth,a tongue, two lips; it is like the impression of the hoof of Gazelle in the sand of the desert.
The whole is supported by two marvellous columns
testifying the might and wisdom of God; they are not too long nor too short;and they are graced with knees,calves,angles,and heels,upon which rest precious rings.
Then the mighty has plugged woman into sea of
splendors of voluptuousness,and the delights,and
covered her with precious vestments,with brilliant griddles and provoking smiles.
So let us praise and exalt him who has created woman and her beauties,with her appetizing flesh; who has given her hairs, a beautiful figure,a bosom with breasts which are swelling,and amorous ways,which awake desires.
The master of the universe has bestowed upon them the empire of seduction; all men,weak or strong,are subjected to weakness for the love of woman.through woman we have society or dispersion,sojourn or emigration.
The state of humility in which are the heart of those who love and are separated from the object of their love., makes their heart burn with love's fire; they are oppressed with feeling of servitude,contempt and misery;they suffer under the vicissitude of their passion: and all this as a consequence of their burning desire of contact.
I, the servant of god,am Thankful to him that no one can help falling in love with beautiful women, and that none can escape the desire to posses them.neither by change,not by flight,nor separation.
I testify that there is only god,and that he has no associate.I shall adhere to this precious testimony to the day of last judgement.
I likewise testify as to our lord and master Mohammed,the servant and ambassador of god ,the
greatest of prophets (the benediction and pity of god be with him and with his family and disciples).
I finally keep prayers and benedictions for the day of retribution,that terrible moment (Yowmul qiyama) and may Allah Bless to all somali women, their grace, beauty, patient, intellect, endurance,courage, is highly appreciated by me if no one else. I thank to my Mother for opening up my eyes and teaching me about Somali women.
That is all. I rest My case. |
| moi | Saturday, December 09, 2000 - 09:00 am
i don't know whether to say acudu billah or thank u... |
| Forensic | Saturday, December 09, 2000 - 09:36 am
Xoogsade,
Do you know how many sins you are concucting by bringing this so intended humor but far from the truth..which is a sin so great it adheres the greatest silent purnishment from Allah,Sub'hanaah.Bringing your porno errotic sex on the heading of Allah preach of the Islam word?Calling Our Prophet,our Lord?Saying you sometimes doubt the Quran Holly book yourself?You my friend are in deep problem if you dont repent.
You know,i suspect you are Homosexual.Most of your essays always desire to say something about anal sex & faggot related topic.Xoogsade,no wonder you are one lonely phart in that crampy apartment. |
| Halyey | Saturday, December 09, 2000 - 09:53 am
Sexpert
What is this? a soft-porn novel? Now I have no problem with that, in fact I found your rather explicit description of the female body and the sexual act a little bit, hmm, uplifting! (C'mon you lying toads you all did!)
But how is this educational? You seem a sad character who can't get the real thing and is trying to get some comfort from talking about it! how sad!
And your knowledge of how the female body operates is actually flawed. No wonder since you probably havn't seen it, or discuss it with an honest and loving woman. Women's erm happiness is far more complicated than your simplistic description above. Actually, most women don't think much of the act of penetration itself.
I am truly disappointed in you because I thought you wished to hold an honest discussion about sex and sexuality.
Get a woman, for god's sake and get a life. |
| TLG | Saturday, December 09, 2000 - 10:50 am
<Get a woman, for god's sake and get a life.>
I agree with the above sentence....and while you are at it get a shrink. |
| Anonymous | Saturday, December 09, 2000 - 03:13 pm
Booooooooooooooooooring, you must be crazy coping a whole novel in here, & alternating your multiple names to argue/criticize each other, even forsenic turned out to be you. You can fool a lot of people but not me, all the above F**cking names belong to one individual, YOU. |
| A Girl | Saturday, December 09, 2000 - 03:37 pm
sexpert,
waak waak...man...u waak waak...
BUT..if the master (halyey) said u need to find a woman cuz u haven't seen ONE!!hmmmm
I m impressed...i thought all somali guys were
already second hand by the age of 6!!!lol |
| SPARKLE | Sunday, December 10, 2000 - 12:20 am
SEXPERT YOU HAVE WAY TOOOOO MUCH TIME ON U'R HANDS! |
| Sagittarius | Sunday, December 10, 2000 - 01:53 pm
You did it again!
Very poetic and funny! You are not only Sexpert, but also an incredible teacher.
Let me point out to your critics that, they are not only rebelling against anything to do with sex but rather going through a self denial process that these sacred organs you so eloquently mentioned should be left alone as if they were unspeakable horrors.
But, the fact remains that most mariages break up for three big reasons. Firs, lack of communication. second lack of stimulating sex, and finally financial problems.
Most of your vehement critics in this forums would rather have their marriages break up than getting a little enlightment from you. What a sad alternative....!
Keep us teaching, and heed no rebelion's words |
