     T-GIRL | Friday, January 12, 2001 - 03:42 pm
U need to be a woman inorder to understand one. But this is an idiots guide in a woman's dictionary.
Aaaack (aak) interj.
An utterance upon running directly into a spider web first thing in the morning - and you don't know where the spider is.
Airhead (er*hed) n.
What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n.
A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
Balance the checkbook (bal*ens da chek*buk) v.
To go to the cash machine and hit "inquire."
Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n
You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but *he* "made the dinner."
Blonde jokes (blond joks) n.
Jokes that are short so men can understand them.
Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n.
An appliance designed to eat socks.
Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n.
A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms.
Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n.
The last two minutes of a basketball game.
Exercise (ex*er*siz) v
To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.
Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n.
What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.
Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n
Similar to a black hole in space - if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon.
Patience (pa*shens) n.
The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. See also "tranquilizers".
Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n.
A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.
PS:- Humour is an act followed by the diplomat |
| Kool | Friday, January 12, 2001 - 10:12 pm
2 minute warning(two min*ate* war*ing)
When u r fucking ur Xlover and ur husband 'bout to walk in. |
| guuleed | Saturday, January 13, 2001 - 03:44 am
Caano Geel (Caa*no Geel)
Sokor laguma daro, biyahana ka ilaali, dadkana ha ku daacin buuuuuc
Soomaali (so* ma* li*)
Qof naftiisa mooye cid kale aan aamineyn. |
| NINXOON | Saturday, January 13, 2001 - 07:18 am
COKE AND RUM (CO*KE&R*UM)N
ME NO ENGLISH I NEED :
COOOCKE AND RUUM PLEEZE |
| MAA HEEE | Saturday, January 13, 2001 - 06:00 pm
SI!L FURAN (SI-IL FU-UURAN)
SOMETHING NOT MANY SISTERS CAN OFFER!!
CADAAN WAS (CAD- AAN WAS)
DISGUSTING ALTERNATIVE BUT YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE! RIGHT. |
| T-GIRL | Saturday, January 13, 2001 - 09:53 pm
LOL---------OK......I never intentionally manipulated y'all to contribute to my Oxfords SOMALI ANGALEESH Digshonari. U R ciyareyning with my ingirees waryaada reer Dhibic-dhibic |
| Gogarad | Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 12:12 pm
maa hee...u r sooooooooo nasty..and wasakh.... |
| Ahmad | Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 02:01 pm
T-Girl love your style every time read sh*t you crack me up, just want to know you. and we might write some funny script togheter. T-Girl is my hero. |
| xaaji dhamar xaaji faraas guus aka wasaaya 4 eva | Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 09:52 am
lol,
i have just 2 simple and plain comments:
1- T-girl this is not ur usuall ideas, tell the truth where did u copy it from( b honest)
2- qxxqxqxqqxqxxqxqxqxxqxqxqxxqxqxqxxqqxqxxqxqqxqx
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
M_A_A H_E_E_E NIGGA THAT WAS FUNNY, LOL
I COULDNT AGREE WITH U more MY BROTHER...
BUT U ALSO HAVE FORGETTEN 1 OTHER NASTY ALETRNATIVE (2 A CLOSED TIGHT PUSSY)..
the alternative is bangign an smelly EX-BALCK-SLAVE (aka big ass jamaican yatty) from behind::::::::::;;;;u know what i'm sayin its nasty, but u know how it goes::: dymmm too its nice, sweet, hot, juicy, lucious and a real intercourse.
my apologies to my somali females (with a tight hole) i know its not ur foult!
laakin sudantaa maa naka kanaay
ahhahhahhahhahahahahhahahhahhaa |
