     CARAMEL | Wednesday, February 14, 2001 - 10:04 am
MY FELLOW SISTAR, I'M SO GLAD TO ANNOUNCE THE NEW DEVICE THAT TRACKS ALL DIKE MEN IN SOMALI WOMEN FORUM.
IT'S VERY SIMPLE GIRLS, EVERYTIME A DIKEWHORE COMES IN, IN THIS FORUM, THE DEVISE WILL ALERT US THAT A DIKE IS PRESENT.
THE DEVISE USER NAME IS "DIKEDEVICE" AND THE ALERT WILL BE POSTED AS "DIKE ALERT" REPEATEDLY. ALSO THE USERNAME OF THE DIKE IS INCLUDED TOO.
FINALLY THE 21 CENTURY NEW TECHNOLOGY TO MAKE OUR LIVES EASIER.
REMEBER THEIR IS A LOT OF COPYCATS OUT THERE, DON'T BE FOOLED, THIS DEVICE WAS APROVED BY THE NOOD(NATIONAL ORGANISATION OF DIKES).
SO ENJOY DISCUSSION WITH REAL MEN, AND YOU NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WETHER HIS STRAIGHT OR NOT.
REGARDS,
CARAMEL
MEMBER OF THE NATIONAL
SOMALI WOMEN ORG. AGAINST DIKES |
| eastsidebro | Wednesday, February 14, 2001 - 10:24 am
lollollollollllol that's some fun •••• |
| KH | Wednesday, February 14, 2001 - 10:26 am
COPY CAT CARAMEL
DID NINXOON RETURN YOUR MISSING KINTER?
KH
CHAIR/NATIONAL MISSING KINTER ORGANIZATION(NMKO) |
| jaylani | Wednesday, February 14, 2001 - 12:54 pm
Carmel,
last night I was going to the massaged..it was dark
and cold and all of the sudden I saw an Indian
lady tripped while walking..after helping her out
I found out why she tripped....guess what....
it was caramels' super dark kinter that cause that poor lady to breake her leg and dislocate her 59year old hep...the good news is the lady agreed
not sue..and also agreed to return your stinky,smelly,superdark kinter back to your sorry ass...as long as you agree to pick up some of her
medical bills(38%), so to avoid alaw sue and to get back your stinky ugly kinter, you better start
working overtime to cover that...suggestion,the corner of mcarthur street and victoria road is vacant(due to the death of the whore who use to stand there due to AIDS)..so you can claim that
corner and make extra money...i wish you the best of luck raising that money...if you need help
call the (HOE CREDIT UNION)they have loans avalibale for working women just like you..make sure you mention that you are low income hoe(due to your disability(too ugly to attract customers)
you might be able to get a low interest loan.........once againe good luck honey |
| Anonymous | Wednesday, February 14, 2001 - 01:15 pm
JALANI
LOL DAMN |
| NINXOON | Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 03:05 am
THAT WAS SOME FUNNY •••• BROTHER JALANI..
TO KH DOES THIS BITCH KNOW THE WORD PALGIARISM !
CARMEL BITCH COME WITH YOUR OWN BABY TAR. |
| your muslin brother | Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 04:00 am
Wallaahi i will neVa abuse a muslim sister and somali sisters are exceptional. Guys its too bad to be emotional.Even if some-one is bad, Islam tells us to protect that persons Dignity.
So Now all i can say is DaT you are all biG time LieRs.PLzzzzzzzz stoP DisrespectiN youR-Selfs.
sorry sisters
your muslin brother |
| DIKEDEVICE | Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 04:16 am
"DIKE ALERT" "DIKE ALERT" "DIKE ALERT"
DIKE 1 "NINXOON"
DIKE 2 "KH"
DIKE 3 "JAYLANI" |
| Anonymous | Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 10:45 am
You're sooo funny lol. good one girl |
| CARAMEL | Friday, February 16, 2001 - 08:26 am
AS YOU CAN SEE, OUR DIKEDEVICE IS BUSSY AT WORK,
MANY DIKES HERE, BUT SOON THEY WILL ALL BE GONE,AFTER BEING RIPPED, AND FUCKED BY THE ASS COUNTINUOSLY, BY ALL SORTS OF MEN, THEY WILL SLOWLY BE FINISHED.
TA TA FOR NOW |
| jaylani | Friday, February 16, 2001 - 08:55 am
carmele,
we will never die...so you better be ready |
| CARAMEL | Friday, February 16, 2001 - 09:36 am
JAYLANI, WHEN YOUR ASS STARTS TO BLEED OF FOUR DICKS FUCKING YOU, DON'T COME RUNNING TO ME FOR BANDAGES, YOU WHORE.
YOU WILL NEVER DIE, AND I WILL NEVER STOP FUCKING YOUR BOYRFRIENDS,
I'M HERE FOR YOU DIKEWHORES REMEMBER THAT, WILL NEVER STOP
BU BYE |
| jaylani | Friday, February 16, 2001 - 09:42 am
Carmel
LOLOLOL
I'm sure you have enough bandage already
around your tunnel(I mean your pussy) |
| NINXOON | Friday, February 16, 2001 - 09:54 am
CARMEL
THE UNITED NATION ARE GOING TO PUT ON TRAIL CAUSE YOU PUSSY IS CONTRIBUTING TO THE DESTRUCTION OF THE ENVRTONMET.....
IMMIGRATION CANADA IS ALSO PURSUING YOUR UGLY ASS FORE DEPORTATION SLUT...... |
| Anonymous | Saturday, February 17, 2001 - 12:11 am
SUBHANA'ALLAH!!
4 GODS' SAKE WHY DONT U PPL FEAR ALLAH AND STOP THIS UNWORTHY POSTINGS? |
| ZX | Saturday, February 17, 2001 - 11:39 am
TO WHOM IT MIGHT CONCERN:
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I WAS CONTACTED LAST NIGHT 1800 HOURS BY CARMEL, SHE WAS BLEEDING TOO MUCH DUE TO THE OVERTIME SHE PUT IN THE FOUR CORNERS. WHEN I WENT TO PICK HER UP FROM UNDER THE BRIDGE WHERE SHE IS CURRENTLY HIDING FROM IMMIGRATION CANADA SHE WAS BLEEDING EXCESSIVELY FROM THE ASS AND THE PUSSY AND WE TOOK HER TO THE HOSPITAL ME AND MY BOYS, I PUT HER IN THE TRUNK OBVIOUSLY CUZ OF THE BLOOD, ONCE WE REACHED THE HOSPITAL ALL EMERGENCY CREW WERE FULLY EQUIPPED WITH ANTI-NUCLEAR WASTE MATERIAL, AFTER TAKING FEW TEST THEY FOUND OUT THAT HER BLOOD TYPE IS Ws-66 WHICH ONLY COULD BE FOUND IN MONKEYS THAT COMES FROM WEST AFRICA. SO I SIGNED ALL THE PAPERS AND THE DOCTOR GRAPPED FEW MONKEY WHO WERE EATING KIWI AND STRAWBERRY AND GET THE BLOOD OF THEM, LUCKILY FOR CARMEL THE BLOOD TRANSFER WENT SMOOTH AND SHE COULD BE FOUND IN THE 7 FLOOR ALONG WITH MONKIES TO MONITOR HER BEHAVIOR IN THE NEXT 72 HOURS. SHE IS PROHIBITED TO USE ANY EQUIPMENT INCLUDING COMPUTERS, SO IF U GUYS SEE ANY RESPOND FROM HER, JUST DISREGARD IT CUZ SHE IS IN A BAD SITUATION. WE HOPE CARMEL RECOVERS AND RELEASED FROM THE HOSPITAL SHORTLY.
DR. TOM DRINKWATER
HEAD OF OUTTER SPACE DISEASES.
UNIVERSITY OF TORONTO |
| Anonymous | Saturday, February 17, 2001 - 07:37 pm
TO ZX: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
THAT WAS FUNNY S*HIT MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| jaylani | Sunday, February 18, 2001 - 01:21 am
zx
you just answered all my questions
thank you brother |
| someGuy | Sunday, February 18, 2001 - 09:06 am
ZX = Ninxoon = Jaylani
Need I say more!
WOW this PRICK has no life! |
| JAYLANI | Sunday, February 18, 2001 - 01:16 pm
SOME GUY(GAY),
DAMN, YOU SOOOO SMART...MAN YOU SHOULD WORK
FOR THE F.B.I OR SOMTHING.LOLOL
GET YOUR STUPID ASS OUT OF HERE..GO BACK
TO THE MAFRASH |
| JAYLANI | Sunday, February 18, 2001 - 02:40 pm
YOU SEE I'm A GAY DETECTOR and I can tell when someone is GAY - somaliguy - so what you say me and you  |
| Anonymous | Sunday, February 18, 2001 - 03:27 pm
TO SOME GUY: I THINK THE WORD YOU ARE LOOKING FOR IS BRICK NOT PRICK...E.S.L COURSES AGAIN. LOL LOL |
