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     | Friday, February 16, 2001 - 06:32 am Caremel going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother xalwo about it. Xalwo says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. "He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that." She continued, "He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try to put his hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. Then Xalwo said, "But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family." With that bit of advice in mind, Carmel went on her date and could not wait to tell Xalwo about it. The next day she told Xalwo how her date went. She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family." Carmel was born to be a hoe, thats why anything she post's here doesn't amaze me..YOU know what the say once a hoe always a hoe... Rahma's first date is in the works it will be published and printed next week. so stay tuned...
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| | Friday, February 16, 2001 - 07:38 am LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL SOUL BROTHER KEEP IT UP BRO
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| | Friday, February 16, 2001 - 08:02 am  "DIKE ALERT" "DIKE ALERT" "DIKE ALERT" DIKE 1 "SOULBROTHER" DIKE 2 "KH" SOME DIKES ARE THE SAME, SOME DIKES ARE THE SAME
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| | Friday, February 16, 2001 - 08:08 am soulbrother this •••• is so funny that i was laughing even in my class, and my teacher was getting pissed at me, you cool bro , i mean you are just telling a joke and all. share with us some mo'bro.peace and much love
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| | Friday, February 16, 2001 - 09:09 am soulbrother, lol xalwo(I haven't heard that name in a long time)...but brother you have to understand one thing...XALWO.didn,t know her little granddaughter was dump..and she was working as street hoe(part time only)you know after school,weekends,and holidays...she wasn't pro back then... all I can say..GOD BLESS XALOW..she tried!!!!
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| | Friday, February 16, 2001 - 09:24 am Jaylani lololol What can i say brother XALWO tried.
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| | Friday, February 16, 2001 - 09:39 am : "DIKE ALERT" "DIKE ALERT" "DIKE ALERT" DIKE 1 "SOULBROTHER" DIKE 2 "JAYLANI"
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| | Friday, February 16, 2001 - 09:48 am Carmel u mean DICK DEVICE. I guess you like soulbrother and jaylaines dicks... get your HIV having,street corner standing, one leg limping,nappy hair out of here...
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| | Friday, February 16, 2001 - 10:08 am SOULBROTHER/SISTA/DIKE WHAT DICK DEVICE??? HA WHAT DICK DO YOU HAVE??? OHH I'M SORRY YOU MEAN THE .0000000000000000000000000000000000001" DICK?? MY MISTAKE. COME BACK WHEN YOU GET A DICKENLARGEMENT SURGERY. DON'T WORRY I'LL PAY FOR IT, YOU WHORE. THAT'S WHY I HAD TO GO AND GET MY JAMAICAN JUICY HARD BIIIG DICKS, CAUSE YOUR DIKE DICK COULD NOT PROVIDE THE SATISFACTION BITCH. I'LL PAY FOR YOUR SURGERY TOO, HECK AFTER THEY SEE YOUR TOOTHPICK,SKINNY, MALNUTRITION, RICKLED, DARK WITH WHITE SPOTS DICK OF YOURS, THEY DO IT FOR FREE. GO SUCK ON SOME DICKS, CAUSE THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE, HERE YOU GO I'LL LET YOU BORROW MY TOYDICK, JUST WASH IT AFTER YOU USE IT WHORE. TO THE REST OF THE SLUTS, EAT MY •••• 
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| | Friday, February 16, 2001 - 10:57 am CARMEL WATCH OUT BABY TAR YOU WILL BE FEATURED IN THIS SATURDAY'S AMERICAS MOST WANTED APPARENTLY IMMIGRATION CANADA ARE HAVING HARD TIME TRACKING DOWN YOU DARK UGLY FAT ASS...SO THIS IS A HINT ..SNEAKING TO HUMAN RESOURCE CENTER AFTER HOUR WOULDN'T BE A GOOD IDEA! YOU GOTTA IT.........
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| | Friday, February 16, 2001 - 11:02 am LOOOOOOOL SOUL BROTHR LOOOOL JAYLANI XALWAA HAVE TRIED HER BEST BUT I GUESS THINGS DON'T TRUN UP THE WAY IT SUPPOSE TO HUH.... MAY ALLAH REST HER SOUL IN PEACE ... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL BY THE WAY ARE YOU GUYS COMEDIANS.CAUSE SURE YOU GOT TALENT MAN................
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| | Friday, February 16, 2001 - 11:58 am public announcement, last night around 900pm Toronto police along with animal welfare officials stormed caramels' house at 400 block of Jackson street...after serving her with search warrant...the officers were shocked what the found inside the apartment. WARNING: some of the details are very horrible. they found a box contain 287 stolen USED dildo's, 219 animal sex vedio tapes,23 dead cats and dogs(due to exposure or contact with caramels' pussy)..which I found inhuman act. to top it all . all these dead pets were identified by their dental x-rays as the neighborhood pets. which sent one owner already to the emergency room after she found out why lily(her cat) disappeared. after extensive research the police found the remains of Nigerian taxi driver who was identified as(amudo fubu) caramels' 3rd boyfriend who died after mistakenly tried to go downtown Carmel and as soon as he past her saggy breast he couldn't take the smell or the worms that was coming from her pussy(which is normal if you have G-H12 disease)well the man had an immediate heart attack. after arresting Carmel the whole neighborhood had be evacuated and hazardous squad team arrived to clean out the mess that she left behind. reliable sources were telling channel 7 that the district attorney were filing the death penalty against her, they didn't say how but our anylests telling us it will be by burning her to make sure the disease will not go any further than Jackson St so Carmel will be sentence to death very soon unless she die from AIDS the only person I fell for is XALWAA(SORRY GRANNY)
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| | Friday, February 16, 2001 - 12:04 pm adam thanks bro....keep reading it's not over yet till that bitch carmel go to the masgid and become a decent somali-sister
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| | Friday, February 16, 2001 - 01:28 pm lol@jaylani you knocked off my chair wlahi loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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| | Friday, February 16, 2001 - 02:50 pm TO SOULBROTHER: GODDAMN BROTHER THAT WAS SOME FUNNY SH*IT. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL TO JAYLANI: F*UCK YOU MAN I'M GOING TO SUE U FOR LAUGHING TOO MUCH, MAN THAT WAS SOME STORY DUDE.LOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL TO CARMEL: WHEN U SAY EAT ME, ARE U F*UCKING NUTS IT'S SMELLS LIKE FISH DOWN THERE, WE WILL DIE FROM THAT SHITTY SMELL LIKE THE POOR NIGERIAN TAXI DRIVER, I KNEW HIM, HE GAVE ME RIDE COUPLE OF TIMES AND ASKED ME IF ALL SOMALIAN GIRLS SMELL DOWNTOWN, I TOLD HIM NO THEY SMELL LIKE (UNSII) DOWN THERE, THEN HE SAID THIS GIRL STINKS, HER NAME IS CARMEL, I STARTED TO LAUGH AND TOLD HIM I KNOW THAT BITCH AND ADVISED HIM TO BUY GAS MASK G-259 THE BEST IN THE MARKET, BUT THE BROTHER WAS CHEAP AND DIDNT BUY IT. I FEEL SORRY FOR THE GUY, BUT THAT BITCH CARMEL NEEDS SOME BEF- BAF DOWN THERE.................
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| | Friday, February 16, 2001 - 03:19 pm ZX, i don't even think that beef-baaf can help and did you see the autopsy report on that poor Nigerian taxi-driver..if you didn't see it on the news last night...here it is: the corner office found a huge(18feet long)tumor in his lips,fingers,and his privet area(WHICH IS THE PARTS THAT CAME IN CONTACTWITH HER PUSSY)..the doctor who preformed the autopsy was DR.marc.wong who been with the health department for 32years said"I been a DOCTOR FOR 35YEARS..and I never seen a tumor(or fungus)that big"DR,Wong was shaking his head in disbelieve the whole entire time and after talking to reporters..he purchased a one-way ticket to zumonda island..to recover from what he explained as "horrible seen"..by the way Dr.wong died last night while screaming"Carmel you bitch"...so here she goes killed another human.....may god rest his soul in peace
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| | Friday, February 16, 2001 - 03:22 pm TO JAYLANI:LOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL MAN KEEP THAT UP LOLOLOLOLO
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| | Friday, February 16, 2001 - 04:16 pm Lol soulbrother that was one of the funnest •••• that I ever read. keep doing gods work...
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| | Friday, February 16, 2001 - 04:17 pm one of my classmates was reading this posting today , and the moment he showed me i couldn't stopp laughing. i can understand this is a relief for you to get back at some sister that did you wrong , but ihope you stop defaming the sisters. i seriously think soulbrother is very talented comedian, but that shouldn't come about at the expense of our sisters. our moms are somalis and our sisters are somalis. peace and much love
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| | Saturday, February 17, 2001 - 07:32 am Soulbrother why do you hate me so much???????????????? Please guys let's stop this nonsense. I am not speaking as hoe like you like to put it, but I am speaking as a Somalia sister who hates all the hate between us, when we don't even know eachother.
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| | Saturday, February 17, 2001 - 07:45 am i have seen all over the net how you guys insulted each other and said to each other everything that could be said. here is my peace proposal to caramel you were wrong insulting all the somali men and i can not understand how a decent girl could utter such a filthy words do not you have a father or a brother, and guess what you did not insult them only, but you insulted us(girls)as well because we all have a father whom we love dearly and a brother whom we respect and expect others to do the same. to ninxoon, jaylani,kh,soulbrother etc you guys also insulted every girl because when you discribe the girl's private parts you are insulting us, also you are using double standard you called caramel slut because she said she went out with jamaicans but when ninxoon said he slept with a girl you did not say anything how come? peace proposal caramel will stop insulting the men and ninxoon and his freinds will stop calling her names. how is that i hope you agree both sides
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| | Saturday, February 17, 2001 - 07:16 pm TO CAYANI I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU ,WHERE DID YOU SEE ME STATING THAT I HAVE DIFFERENT GIRLFRIENDS!?? WHY ARE YOU PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH?? COME UP WITH FACTS....
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| | Sunday, February 18, 2001 - 01:15 am to cayani, and if you asking me...NO i'm not leaving this forums untill i see CARMEL and all her hoe friends in the misgiid next friday.....then i will leave this web-site alone...as i said b4 i'm not here to insulte our somali queens but to answer the few bitches we have...sorry
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| | Sunday, February 18, 2001 - 09:02 am TO JAYLANI: DAMN UR FUNNY, KEEP THEM HOES IN CHECK. I WILL SEE IN THE MISGID NEXT FRIDAY INSHA ALAH
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| | Sunday, February 18, 2001 - 01:08 pm There are only 2 people in this forums 1-Caramel 2- Ninxoon (and all his multiple aliases)
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| | Sunday, February 18, 2001 - 01:31 pm JAMA, DID YOU COUNT YOURSELF...DUMB ASS  GO BACK TO THE MAFRESH!!!!!
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| | Sunday, February 18, 2001 - 02:36 pm OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH Jaylani = Ninxoon, I think Jama hit a nerve!
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| | Sunday, February 18, 2001 - 02:39 pm TRUTH IS I THINK NINXOON IS A FAG AND I DON"T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH HIS SORRY ASS, WELL MAYBE THE ASS PART I DON'T MIND haha JUST KiDDING FOLKS.....noT! OOO THERE I GO AGAIN. YOU REALLY CAN'T TRUST ANYTHING I SAY...I'M FULL OF CONTRADICTIONS...
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| | Sunday, February 18, 2001 - 03:09 pm I THINK SOMEONE HATE JAYLANI SO BAD THAT HE IS TRYING COPY HIS NAME. THE PROBLEM IS IT AIN'T WORKING BITCH, EVERYBODY KNOWS THE REAL JAYLANI NOT THIS COPY CAT WHO IS AFRAID TO COME UP WITH A NAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..
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| | Sunday, February 18, 2001 - 03:17 pm TO EVERYBODY PLEASE LET'S STOP THE NAME CALLING, THIS FORUM IS NOT GOING ANYWHERE LIKE THAT. SO LET TALK LIKE ADULTS AND STOP THE NAMES.
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| | Sunday, February 18, 2001 - 05:21 pm soul brother that was carmel back then , this is carmel now all grown up talking about her first love: FIRST LOVE?? I WAS 17 YEARS OLD. MET THE DREAM GUY BASICALLY, PERFECT IN ANY WAYS. WAS HANDSOME, INTELLIGENT, SMART, ROMANTIC,SEXY. EVERYTHING I ASK FOR HE GOT IT FOR ME. WE WERE MADLY IN LOVE. I KNEW HE WAS THE ONE. HE DECIDED TO WAIT FOR ME TO FINISH HIGHSCHOOL. (HE WAS ONLY 3 YEARS OLDER THEN ME). OUR RELATIONSHIP GREW TO 3 YEARS. ON MY GRADUATION FROM COLLEGE, WE WENT TO A CARIBEAN CRUISE FOR 2 WEEKS, HE PROPOSE TO ME. I EXCEPT IT. BUT THERE WAS ONE PROBLEM. YOU SEE MY DREAM GUY WAS NOT SOMALIEN. HE WAS AFRICAN AMERICAN,(MIXED WITH WHITE). HE CAME FROM A RELIGIOUS FAMILY (CHURCH AND ETC). I TOLD HIM THAT IF HE WANTS TO MARRY ME HE HAD TO BE MUSLIM. HE ACCEPT IT, BUT HIS FAMILY DISAGREED. I KNOW HE WAS GOING TO DO IT BECAUSE HE LOVES ME ONLY, BUT I DIDN'T WANT THAT HE HAD TO DO IT BECAUSE HE BELIEVED IN THE RELIGION. I DECIDED TO END IT THE FALL OF 2000. I'M 21 YEARS OLD NOW, AND ONLY KNEW ONE MAN, THAT WAS HIM. WE WENT TO ALOT OF GOOD TIMES AND BAD ONCE. HE WAS MY BESTFRIEND, AND WILL ALWAYS BE IN MY HEART, WHETHER I'M WITH SOMONE ELSE. HE KNOW WORKS WITH MICROSOFT IN LOS ANGELES, MAKES SIX FIGURE INCOME, HIS WEALTHY, SUCCESFUL. SAME HERE TOO. BUT TO THIS DAY WE KNOW THAT WE HAVE EACHOTHER TO THANK. BUT I DON'T KNOW IF THERE COULD BE MORE, HE BELIEVES IN HIS RELIGION, AND I BELIEVE IN MINE AND WOULD NOT MARRY ANYONE WHO IS NOT A 100% MUSLIM (EVEN IF I'M MADLY IN LOVE WITH HIM). IN ID HE GAVE ME $6000 US TO GIVE TO THE ORPHANS IN SOMALIA. I DID IT. YOU SEE HE ALWAYS DID THOSE LITTLE THINGS, THAT'S WHAT MADE ME LOVE. I'M HAPPY NOW, AND SO IS HE. I'M FINANCIAL ANDVISOR AT ROYAL BANK, MAKE GOOD MONEY. ON MY OWN. AND LIVING LIFE.
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