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Dr. gardheere

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Somali Women's Forum: Archive (Before Mar. 13, 2001): Dr. gardheere
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gardheere

Monday, February 26, 2001 - 11:16 pm
WuZuP hoes, i am reconstructive surgeon.i am postin this cuz a hoe came to my office complaning of loss of pussy.
well i asked her one simple question.. do you know where is your pussy?
hoe said: No, but wherever it is, I am not feeling kacsi after 2yrs of tryin.
As a doctor my jop is not only to treat a patient but to help them Psychologically.

Well i put on 5gloves and several face masks to protect my self. After 3hrs of extensive examination i told her that her pussy and ass(damn i was unsure) are connected.

to be cont'ed.

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ZX

Tuesday, February 27, 2001 - 04:14 pm
TO GARDHEERE: BROTHER THAT WAS FUNNY BUT I HAVE TWO HOES FOR U NOW....(1) CARAMEL (2) LAYLA
THEY BOTH NEED SOME SERIOUS WORK ON THEIR FACE AS WELL AS THEIR UGLY ASS... I KNOW A DOCTOR OF YOUR EXPERINCE COST SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF MONEY... BUT U HAVE TO BE AWARE THAT THEY ARE BOTH LOW INCOME HOES, SO IF U CAN SUBSIDIZE THE FEE TO MEET THEIR FINANCIAL ABILITY, LET ME KNOW SO THAT I CAN BRING THEM TO U ASAP. THANK YOU FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION DOCTOR.

GOULID JAMA-FUTOYARE. CB.a.D
PROJECT CO-ORDINATOR FOR AFRICAN HOES COMMUNITY

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Dr.gardheere

Tuesday, February 27, 2001 - 10:13 pm
Bro ZX There are two types of professional treatment available

I-out-patient treatment
II-in-patient treatment
you see AFRICAN HOES spacially somalis have the most un-usual forms of sexual addiction for example:

1.Compulsive masturbation
2.Compulsive sex with anyone
3.Anonymous sex with multiple partners,eg>sex with strangers in parks or restrooms
4.Habitual exhibitionism--exposing one's private body parts to unsuspecting onlookers
5.and most one--craving for naked derty jamaicans.

Conclusion sorry bro, their condition soo chronic and the only option you have is to burn them alive.

Thanks in advance.

your's truly
Dr. Gardheere

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ZX

Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 02:13 am
HEY DOC. THANKS FOR THE ADVISE, AT LEAST I TRIED AND NEVER BLAME THE BROTHER FOR TRYING, I DONT HAVE ANY CHOICE NOW BUT TO BURN THE 2 WHORES AND GET THEM OFF THE FACE OF EARTH..

MR FUTOYARE CB.a.D

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neecc

Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 08:38 am
ZX,

my brother, as an envirmental actives I'm not
going let you burn these bitches in this land,
they are hazardous subjects,,specially LAYLA

so id you want to put them to sleep
please contact Dr. jack kuvorkian
at 1-800-burn-hoe....and he will take care
of that without harming any citizens

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advisor

Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 09:00 am
U sick bastards! get a life! R U guys lacking of gerbils in CANADA? U guys must be damn ugly to be talking like this! brother have some respect if U consider yourself to be a civilized mother fucker! come to London and we'll teach U manners U cunt! I assure U by the time we're done with U, you'll be a dickless bitch! I don't normally spk like this but ur tempting me, so brother please don't pro-voke me!
till next

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neecc

Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 10:34 am
advisor,

we don't comment on kids's postings...sorr:(
it's illegal to do that her in the USA

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Anonymous

Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 11:09 am
I never thought someone would stoop so low, what happened to self-esteem and self respect. You guys think that you are insulting someone but you are pouring your pathetic little tiny winy brains at our doorsteps. I never thought someone could be this foul mouthed. The sad thing is your mama's are boasting to other women that their sons are abroad, and they are counting on you, I feel pity for them.

May Allah have mercy on your lost souls

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ZX

Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 01:29 pm
TO ADVISOR: BITCH FROM THE UK (MUST BE UGLY WHORE) THE ONE THAT GET PICKED UP AT MOON-LIGHT BY THE WORST LOOKING PEOPLE IN THE PLANET. LOW PROFILE HOE...........GET THE F*UCK OUT OF HERE AND STAY IN THE UK WHERE U DARK, UGLY, SORRY ASS BELONGS...........

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ninxoon

Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 04:07 pm
Dr. gardheere
lololololol


I like # 4 & 5
Bro keep doing what you do...

ninxoon
As the president and the founder
For national data center for Somali hoes, I might from time to time ask you to provide me with confidential information about your clients for back ground checks purposes. your co-operation is greatly appreciated..

thanks in advance..........


Truly yours,


ninxoon

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