     TroubleGirl | Friday, March 16, 2001 - 01:09 pm
What MEN FROM MARS, WOMEN FROM VENUS?????
As far as I know, life doesn’t exist on either of those planets, so it’s obvious that this ‘Dr.’ Gray is a xayawaan. Don’t they teach you about, uhm, planets and stuff at your fancy doctor school? Guess not.
Anyway, without bringing planets into the whole thing, men and women are different. DUH! For starters, women have breasts............and men don't. Thank God, coz I would be gutted if I had to queue with a Farax to get my Bra at Marks and Spencers. 
So…what else makes men and women different?
Women smell good. Men, well, don’t. It’s odd, because as babies, we all start off smelling good, like Johnson’s Baby Shampoo and baby powder......these days atleast. In the olden times we all used to smell of Uunsi, saliid, and baby lotion. Sometime around puberty, girls start smelling like flowers and guys start smelling like dirty socks and trainers( snickers for all you americans). And never shall the roads meet again. Even the names of guys’ deodorants sound like things that already smell ‘Active,’ ‘Sport,’ Women’s deodorants sound like field trips – ‘Field Breeze,’ ‘Flowery Air,’ ‘Cotton Candy and all the rides you can stand.’ Hmmm.
Women like the phone. Guys like the TV. They understand call waiting and three-way calling. We understand the ‘surf’ button and the three-way on Cinemax. Now, if you think this is a stereotype, please write to me about any Jaamac you know who can spend 2 hours on the phone with his best friend, or a woman who can set her VCR to record a show that will be on a week from now.
If left to their own devices, men would wear the same two pairs of shoes for their entire lives. We Women apparently have some condition which requires that they buy two pairs of shoes EVERY WEEK for the rest of their lives, and a brand new DIRAC......with accessories thank you, ie; gorgorad, garbasaar, matching bra and some jewellary to match the colour of your dirac. What gets me is that no matter how new, how chic, or how ‘on sale’ they are, they all look the same. Look in your Mom’s closet. Or your sister’s. Or your girlfriend’s. Every woman has no less than 3 pairs of almost identical black shoes.
Hmmm… what else? Guys like movies where things blow up. Gals like moves that make you tear up. However, I dare one of you to tell me that you didn’t cry when Julia Roberts gave the speech at the end of "MY BEST FRIENDS WEDDING". And if you say you didn’t, you’re either a liar or a heartless jackass.
Women are proud of their men. If we love you, everybody knows we love you. And everybody knows everything we love about you. We’ll even tell strangers in an Aroos, or up the alley towards your supermarket. Sometimes, it’s bad, though, and that’s when WE talk about MEN as if they were well-trained children. ‘OOH! Abdullahi took the trash out today, and I didn’t even have to ask him.’ But, we do talk about MEN. And that’s good. 
Men get in trouble & part of that is that we remember everything U do. Yes, I know, we can’t remember where the car keys are half the time or where our black hijaab is, but women remembers every compliment, every under-the-breath comment, every night of mind-boggling passion, every time you held the door, everytime U surprise us with presents, every time U make an effort to appreciate us and even every time you said ‘Yar xamakallah’ when we HACCHOOOOOO.
Guys, on the other hand, act tough and indifferent when talking to their friends about their girlfriends or wives. They act like they’re 5 years old, and you just told ‘em they were handsome. They get all sheepish, and use phrases like , Xaaska, Duqda, the little woman, Xaajiyada, the ball and chain, and my old lady. NO guy is ever found in the smoky corner of a Marfish gushing to his friend about the girl he loves. How cute her smile is, or how he can’t wait to go home and see her. It is apparently the job of every guy in a relationship to make it sound like a big hassle, so his friends don’t realize that he’s whipped. Yep, always make it sound like she’s dragging you along, kicking and screaming. This is the same guy who then gets home and climbs into bed to cuddle and have a tickle fight with his `bocorta', macaanteey, indha u roon while she musses his hair and they choose names for their unborn children. Hmmmm Tactic I think not.......trying to get some jiggy-jiggy......hell yeah 
Finally and of course, U, as men, know everything. The knowledge of the universe has been given to U. That is why there are so many loop sided tables, shelves that fall for no reason at all, and cars that don’t run, even after U’ve ‘fixed’ them. Women, however, actually have a lot of the knowledge we think we have, but we often choose to feign helplessness.
So, I just saved you each £10 or $15 that you may have spent on that Mars and Venus book. Men and women are very different. You can send the savings along to me if you like.....
Pssht. That was easy. And I’m not even a doctor. |
| zig-zag | Friday, March 16, 2001 - 03:00 pm
you saved me $15...but
you wasted my time which is worth more than
your $15 saving.......
so next time come with something original
or don't come at all....
i hope i wasn't too harsh...and if i was
SO BE IT...i'm just saying my opinon on
your posting(which i think sucked)..
and you don't have to agree or disagree!! |
| LAMIA | Friday, March 16, 2001 - 03:37 pm
NAHHHHHHHHHHH ZIG ZAG THAT WAS TIGHT.TROUBLE GIRL U MADE A SMILE ON FACE WHEN I WAS READING. |
| zig-zag | Friday, March 16, 2001 - 03:57 pm
lamia,
i respect your opinon 100%
but for me.nnnnaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
it's OK to disagree(no harm,no crime) |
| bad2thebone | Friday, March 16, 2001 - 07:31 pm
T-Girl
lets face it we are different
from a farax point of view this song simplifies what I hate about xalimo is two things,for one they shop too often for too long try to go with a female shopping(when us guys or faraxs go shopping we know what we want) to us its a hit and run operation,GET IT AND GET OUT as quickly as possible.......but with xalimo its a different scenario all together they take hours JUST trying on cloths lol..the other thing is that they taaaaaaaalk too much lol they remind me of george thorogoods song,here it is
you talk too much
you talk too much
I can't believe the things that you say everyday
if you keep on talking macaaneey you know you bound to drive me away
xalimo,now you get on the telephone with your girlfriend(saaxiibadaa),your conversation baby got no end
you yagady yagady yagady all the time,you keep on talking xalimo you driving me out of my mind
ohh,late in the afternoon I started napping,she walked into the room with them jaws slapping
you keep that motor mouth moving morning, noon to night,you keep on talking xalimo you make my head turn wide
I can't believe the things that you say everyday
I think you trying to put me into some kind of test
I'm begging you xalimo why don't you give it a rest,you are talking about people(dad) you don't even know,give it up xalimo before I blow
don't get me wrong macaanto I don't mean to complain but if you keep on talking you gonna drive me insane,you keep on talkin all around the clock,please stop jooji hadalka badan
haa xaliimo haa macaanto haa waan ku maqlayaa haa haa waa runtaa you are always right
SHUT UP AAMUS lol |
| Anonymous | Friday, March 16, 2001 - 08:41 pm
You take your ass back to the department store where you toil endless hours non-stop. |
| Leila | Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 07:00 am
T-Girl
I am afraid the men who smell bad is only exclusive to Europe. I was in UK last summer and boy these guys think if you take a shower three times a week, you are wasting some real natural resources(water). I couldn't handle the smell of the men down there. I mean in the elevators, in the clubs, or even on the resturants.I tell you what boys in the states are much cleaner and smell like human beings. Sis if you live in Europe, I could understand where you coming from. |
| Somalinet_Citizen | Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 08:37 am
abayo Tgirl, do u not have nethng better to do but type unnecessary essays for fun? Zigzag, I agree with ya...it was a waste of time !!!! next time plz put some kinda warning at the beginning of the essay aight!
out! |
| wasakh | Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 09:12 am
don't copy somebody book sister.come up with your own.........
don't ever try to copy claire mclnerney and act it is your own.
but i like it,when men smell like dirty socks...lol...and let me add,"and women smell like muuffo,suugo,shiir..lol.."
did you broke up with your old boyfreind(40year old boy)...lol |
| Edil | Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 09:19 am
T-girl
That was some good stuff girl....and heeeell no,
you did not waste my time....keep it up. |
| states-boy | Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 09:20 am
leila
you go girl. |
| T-GIRL | Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 12:30 pm
Looks like I touched some Faraxs nerve back there. Unless I talk about SEX & QABIIL, I am chatting breeze..........Shame on U Faraxz....LOL
EDIL,LEILA , LAMIA & BAD2DABONE
Appreciate your contributes
ZIGZAG &SOMALI CITIZEN
Thanx brothers..........next time I shall include some sci-fi and gay literature for your tastes. I am here to cater for all individuals...
PEACE |
| WGN | Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 01:06 pm
TroubleGirl, that was hilarious! ;-)))) I recognized EVERY word.... I will go to bed with a smile on my face tonight! Dreaming about a man in the kitchen, cooking a love-meal for me while I fix his car... ;-) Keep up the good work, because as you all know girls; "we are worth it".... ;-) |
| Aliayah | Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 02:59 pm
Tgirl
iam very proud of u, lol girl
Leila
i like ur statement it is ture. they stink.
Men stink like a dirty socks and trainers.
That is why woman r from venus. |
| WAGWAN | Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 03:27 pm
Girl...i kinda liked what u were saying but...
What's up with calling our brothers FARAX'S? Or even JAMAC'S?......NA, NA, NA SIS It aInT hApP!!
Lose the WoRdS!!
Respectt is a two way thing.......
If us women want RESPECT then we also have to GIVE
some!!
So PeAcE~ & 1 LUV......No dIsReSpEcT |
| T-GIRL | Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 07:10 pm
WAGWAN
Respect selector.....LOL.........Hey U can call me Haliimo Anytime.....I don't mind really.
Nuff Love Y'all |
| zig-zag | Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 05:40 pm
T GIRL
cater what your stinky •••••???
don't acuse me and the other man been gay
just becuse we disagreed with your sorry ass
artical that you copied...
so don't get fresh with me......
i stated my opinon b4 with respect ,but not
in this one you just lost that respecr the
moment that you opened your filthy nasty mouth
of yours....
your parent should have tought you how to respect others...or i guess this cyper sh^t got in your
head and you thought you were something you're not
so wake up and smell something(even your own socks |
| Somalinet_Citizen | Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 07:13 pm
T-girl,
first, a man-hating dyke like urself should know that I, Somalinet_Citizen, am 100%woman like GOD creating me.
second of all, You should really stop trying too hard, ur jokez are hardly humurous.
one luv |
| T-GIRL | Monday, March 19, 2001 - 01:53 am
SOMALI CITIZEN & ZIG ZAG
U should really let atleast more than 2 hours between postings..........Coz your multiple personalities are starting to be very noticable.
PS:-Weren't U the one who asked for my e-mail address the other day? Oh so now U R a woman? I wonder what ELLEN would say about your lesbian promiscuity.......?
Next time......try to get a unanimous opinion instead of posting 2wice.....Doesn't look good honey.
PEACE............ |
| SomaliNet_Citizen | Monday, March 19, 2001 - 06:42 am
T-Girl,
Just clearing the air here..have u been reading my other posts, cuz the least u can do is give credit to the disses you be byting from other folkz! (yow know what im talkin about)..Just be a lil' original, it dont hurt!
second, Hon, I am muslim, therefore, Im not a lesbian..and if you mad about that dyke thing i said to you, sorry! its just the way u post ..i coulda sworn that you are against men. And i also think you are misleading others too.
and FYI, Im not Zig Zag, but u can believe what ever u want
One |
| ZIG-ZAG | Monday, March 19, 2001 - 08:32 am
t girl,
bitch get your facts right 1st..b4 you open
that filthy mouth
if you can copy 2page article...the least
you should have common sense..wrong
you are as dump as it get...sorry the truth hurt
some times..where in hell did you come up
with conclusion that me and Somali-net citizen
are the same person...or do you think every one
who disagree with your sorry ass posting is the same..what a dump bitch....i'm not even going
to waste one more second answering you
bitch wake up and smell the UNSSII....i'm out
and sick of this bitch
next time you copy something, can you copy
a comedy story at least |
| T-GIRL | Monday, March 19, 2001 - 02:29 pm
SOMALI CITIZEN
U try to "clear" the air..........and then cuzz me at the same time.......If that is not Multiple Personality Disorder...I don't know what is. Girl/Man whatever U R just try to have some common decency aight..........If U don't like the freaking posting U can leave.......Nobody dragged you to the computer and then persuaded U to read and then type. Such a loser...........I feel sorry for ya by the way........coz half of ya is trying to make up with me and the other half is a BITCH.........Looks like your BITCHY half is winning
ZIG ZAG
Bite me Fagget.........U better enjoy the weather in IGNORE LAND.......... |
| ZIG-ZAG | Monday, March 19, 2001 - 03:28 pm
T GIRL
BITCH I DON'T WANT TO BITE NONE OF YOUR STINKY ASS
BITCH SAVE THAT SH^T FOR ANOTHER VICTIM..I WILL
PASS...NO ILLNESS FOR ME SAVE IT GIRL
PLUS YOU CALLING ME A FAG...WELL TELL ME WHERE YOU
LIVE AND I WILL SHOW YOU WHO IS FAG UP IN HERE
I WILL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER CALL SOMALI MAN FAG
BITCH BECAUSE YOUR OWN BROTHER IS FAG DOESN'T MEAN
EVERY SOMALI PLACE YOU IN CHECK IS FAG...
SO BITCH PULL THAT DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
BECAUSE YOU ARE CHOCKING IN YOUR OWN WORDS
I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET,,I WILL BE BACK FOR YOU
TO BE CONTINUE............ |
| Troublegirl | Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 08:40 am
ZIG FAG
Please don't cuzz me........I am sooooo scared....
cOOL NAME BY THE WAY.....ZIG FAG......I bet it has some sort of significant value for your Fag-ness........don it? Homo's like you make me sick. FYI There is a new institution 4 people like you.........it is called SOHO.....{Somali-Online-Homo-Organisation}. Hey I though I recognized ya?Weren't you the one on TV the other day that got arrested in King's Cross station gaging on a dudes Private parts......Naughty naughty.
Don't mess wit me ZIG FAG......Otherwise I'll deport your azz to Bangladesh Prostitute Lounge.....U'll probably enjoy the trip coz the pilot is your sort.........
TARA 4 NOW.......
PEACE |
| zig-zag | Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 09:57 am
T-GIRL
it's funny how you already know about SOHO
i never heard of it ,,,but if that's your
spot..then more power to you bitch
let me tell you one think and i want you to keep it
in the back of your big rounded head...zig-zag
will be here for ever so get used to see my name
and fasten your seat belt ..because this ride will be very bumpy
t-girl...when you said to not mess with you...you were dreaming ,because from now on you will be my sole and main bitch to f.u.c.k with.....and you
will see ...so get ready babe it's ON
to be continue.............. |
| SomaliNet_Citizen | Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 12:12 pm
Tgirl,
Hon, You are 1 childish chic. Get over yourself, maybe then we'll all be able have a flowing conversation.
goodbye ! |
| Anonymous | Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 02:37 pm
Zig Zag and somalicitizen.
I hail you the way you cornered this big mouthed bitch, all she learns from these soap operas she watches was how to be slick mouthed! I think she never learned how to respectfully disagree with people even if they have a different point of view. And it seems only that she is wise when she disses others. |
| zig-zag | Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 02:52 pm
last anonymouse,
my brother/sister
i really like to do the dirty work...
so will promise you that i will teach this
bitch how to respect others..specially somalies
the problem here...is how did she grow up with that filthy mouth????????
well, the answer is simple,
when you grow up in a brothel in downtown xammer
and you see your mom and your aunt and your older
sister are the Maine employee at the brothel
she thought been nasty and whore is normal
that's why she is surprise when someone tell her
calling ppl names is wrong, sleeping around
like a $4 dollar whore is wrong...she grow
up around this kind of environment, so been decent
citizen doesn't exist in her dictionary if she
have one....
so t-girl...i will step down to your level
and i will treat you like you were treated
back in xammer just like a slut who is
not good for nothing but sucking cock's
t-girl...since you live in west London
is true you been infected with foot & mouth
dises..that's running around animals and bitches |
| T-GIRL | Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 04:53 pm
Somali Citizen
Im over it dear. Now talk if U have something worth my time.
ZIG FAG
Just wondering, Your Fagness......Did U eat paint chips as an infant? U have no idea who I am, do you? U should fear me......I bet the word fear ain't in your vocabulary, but then again a person with your IQ.......doesn't store a lotta words up there. If it is any consolation, I though of you all day......Watching "Planet of the Apes" last night might have something to do with it......so it was inevitable. Im so afraid to ask how old U R.....coz I am aware U can't count that high.
B4 I leave I have a question to ask you.....if your FAGNESS permits me, that is? I'll ask anyway.........Do you ever wonder what life would be like if U had enough oxygen at birth????
TARA 4 NOW
PS:- LAST ANONYMOUS...........Im still waiting for your point? |
| zig-zag | Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 06:22 pm
T_GIRL<
BITCH YOU RAN OUT OF SOME TO SAY OR WHAT????
what's up with the O2 crap.....hhhmmmm???
did i get in your nerves so bad you couldn't
wright something with sense!!!!!!
i will be a gentelman and i will give you
24 hours to regroup and come with something that make sense...OK
so bitch, never say zig-zag wasn't good to you
also make sure you take your medication tonight |
| HaLa | Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 08:49 pm
God! Shhhhhhhh Hush! Can't you just get along? I'm trying to sleep here! |
| HaLa | Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - 01:55 pm
guus wayna: It takes one bitch to know one!! |
| UkMan9 | Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - 02:15 pm
Explosive are the emotions of the person who cannot speak merely because he/she doesn't know how.
Grace is the enrichment of the person whose smile others look forward to.
Trapped are the feelings of the person who doesn't display feeling merely because he/she is afraid of the outcome.
Beauty is the ornament of the person who looks away from the camera.
Pity is the destiny that awaits the person who EXPECTS, not works for, triumph.
Urge is the beast of the person whose controlled passion flourishes.
Disdain is the creature that lurks in the soul of the person whose mirror is deceit.
Illusions are the epitome of the person who enjoys telling the story.
Life is the choice every person chooses, even when it is not for them.
Love is the strength of the person who always seeks the best in another.
If you know what I mean |
| guus wayna | Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - 02:56 pm
hala,
i see the advise worked out.....
did you sleep well????
i'm sure you did...next time
use cucomber if your taxi-driver husband
not there and get off the net |
| zx | Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - 05:16 pm
t-girl
guess what I have your missing kinter with me....
is it that time of the month or what ?? |
| Mataan-Peacemaker | Friday, March 23, 2001 - 07:58 pm
Easy tigers...go easy on the girl guys..she is only defending herself....in the end this has turned out to be between her and Zigzag...therefore, keep your biased and distorted attitude only to yourselves...whatever happened to NEUTRALITY..I wonder!!!.
To both of you ..peace and love...please slow down for everyone's sake...I am sure my bro Zigzag has a sister or his father had one and the same could be said for my eloquent sister T-Girl. Don't you have a brother walaal.
Calm down both of yah please and have some fruitful and constructive discussion..you both seem to be literate and intelligent.
You should be wise enough to know this...should I be telling you this?...I don't think so. But I understand that things sometimes on the spur of the moment get pretty heated up and taken out of all sensible proportions. However, I am confident enough that you can without cussing, cursing, insulting, and being rude, offensive and discourteous to each other work your differences out.
Please make amends , forget and forgive the past...that would make us all happy.
PS. I am not saying though that you have to agree with each other. Both of yah have got the right to hold his/her opinion on what you debating about....as for me...I in some ways am in line of what T-Girl is saying on us...guys. Like why don't we(may be the majority of us..no generalisation)) sometimes treat our women(Somali) with some respect.
Love ya all |
| Anonymous | Friday, April 06, 2001 - 07:57 am
I am just gonna comment on about dat ador thing that T-Girl mentioned..I thought when girls/boys are young, only girls' "Kaadi" can waste your "Weyso"..Wuzzup with dat? Be fair sistah not all da timez but sometimes though... |
| T-GIRL | Friday, April 06, 2001 - 10:08 pm
Mataan Boy
Wow U asked me if I have a brother.......Now I do |
| KillaInstinct | Wednesday, April 11, 2001 - 08:07 pm
Trouplegirl. You are funny. I would suggest you should go to stand up comedy. |
| BILL-CLINTON | Wednesday, April 11, 2001 - 09:18 pm
MAN FROM MARS AND WOMEN FROM GURIGA HOOYADAY...LOL..
WHAT A WASTING TIME.DON'T YOU KNOW ANTHING ELSE TO DO EXCEPT COPING????
IF YOU WANT TO WRITE SOMETHING PLEASE CREATE YOUR OWN WORDS STOP COPING..HUSH..
YOU ARE FUNNY=JAAJAALE,
FUNNY=SOMEBODY WHO TELL SOMETHING STUPID THAT MAKE THE OTHERS LAUGH.THAT IS WHAT FUNNY MEANS HONEY.
FUTO MADOOBAYDE..LOL...
I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU..WHY DON'T YOU COME DOWN TO MY OFFICE AND GIVE A GOOD BLUEJOB.....
THE ADRESS IS 101 MARTIN LUTHER KING BLVD
WASHINGTON D.C. 5535. |
| 1/2 and 1/2 | Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 10:59 am
bill clinton
it's blow job...not blue job....bitch
what the fuc k is blue job????fuc*king flight13 |
