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How would u satisfy ur women????????????

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Lil yassy

Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - 04:31 am
GUYZ tell me how would u satisfy ur women in bed?It's just a simple guestion don't be offended by it.

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Anonymous

Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - 05:03 am
F!ck her

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J.B.

Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - 12:18 pm
lil yassy,

why the hell would you want to know how we satisfy our women?... and yes i am offended by your question... and no it is not a simple question ask.

PS. what the hell is your point?

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Anonymous

Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - 12:58 pm
J.B. Why offended? Aren't you a MAN? You should know? The point is that this little girl doesn't know, dear...

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jeylaani

Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - 01:00 pm
jeyga

It is good question. The way I can only satisfy is my women must do some movement not only I have to do. I also enjoy when I hear screaming my women such as ==== yes,yes,yes, push it, push it and I say here you are.

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UkMan9

Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - 01:27 pm
Satisfy

I will Give it to her
Start at her neck
With tender little pecks
Nibbling on her ear lobes
Then down to her breasts
Full and supple
Placing my affection all over her belly
Then I inch down
Devouring her sweets in a most delicious manner
until she says
I always loved that thing you do with your tongue
Yeah ~ that's the one
Now I begin saturation
I pull up safe in side
Make myself at home within her kindness
Relentlessly I pulsate
Hammering into her
Fierce and hard
I turn things around
Bend her over the bed
Grind against her offerings
With pleasant reach around
Make my mark across her stomach
Let it run down her thighs
No need for goodbyes
I like to play rough

hey ppl this is for just education matter don't misunderstand me or my dignity plzzzz

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Anonymous

Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - 01:34 pm
Satisfy your greed...or are you just a dreamer?
You know, this little girl wants to know the real thing, not fantasies...

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Siigeyste

Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - 06:32 pm
How would I satisfy my woman?
damn I ain't got no woman..
but I tell you how I satisfy myself

I would go washroom first to clean myself
I will bring cream on the side, towel and
condom..then it's time my right hand to do
da work.....

I know some of you might ask why I have condom
on the side..listen I heard dat you can get
so kind of diseases masturbating with cream...seen..I am protecting myself....

Peace and respect Yall....

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somali healer

Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - 08:11 pm
all I can say is what is this
world coming to God man.

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Nestexo

Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - 08:31 pm
SIIGAYSTE

U ARE CRAZY WHY DON'T U GET A WIFE INSTEAD OF USING UR HANDS......DAMN U MAKE ME SICK WALAAHI.

UKMAN9 LOL I LIKE HOW U SATISFY UR LADY.

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Lil yassy

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 02:30 am
To ukman9 bro i like da way u said that,anyway do u have a women? or r u just a dreamer?
can u go further than that???????????
LOL@UKMAN9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Alone

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 05:12 am
Ukman9 I am melting here good God i wish if i am da one loool do u have a girl if not let me know cus i want to be the lucky one goes under u

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ukwoman10

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 07:09 am
TO UKMan9

Lips are for snogging
Ears are for licking
Tits are for sucking
Clits are for licking
Cloths are for undressing
Beds are for rocking
Da clock is ticking so
Lets get kicking.......

We are one of a kind and a believe we can make the right music........

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Anonymous

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 07:11 am
i do not like my husband to touch my breasts, so sorry ukman i was not satisfied.

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Anonymous

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 07:25 am
God, you all sound like cheap whores! Just because of a few words from one man.... Pull yourself together and get real, this is NOT the redlight district...!! No wonder some people say Somali women are cheap... You just confirmed it!

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Lil yassy

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 01:40 pm
Yo guyz no dissing plz ok,if u don't feel comfortable u can alwayz go 2 another page..........

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Lil yassy

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 01:47 pm
Annonymous wz up with somalian ladies r "CHEAP" anyway this page is all about having fun.
so plz u got any •••• 2 say take it somewhere else!!!!!!!!!

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fartun2001

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 01:57 pm
Lil yassy girl ur right it is all about having fun.Anonymous l think u missunderstood this page

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T-GIRL

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 02:43 pm
UKWOMAN
I got the same message U wrote here on my Mobile phone. I was shocked by the text, then finally found out who sent me it and I made sure I did their head in.

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zig-zag

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 03:06 pm
t-girl,
stop laying you refugee bitch
you don't have no cell phone
you can even afford a cell phone
with that wellfare check

mobil phone my ass

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Warsame

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 03:37 pm
to zig-zaz

you make laught so hard!!!
my GOD some somalian need to be in TV.
ZIG-ZAZ i like the way you ass (mobil phone my ass) i bet you 100 dollar she has no clue want she is talking about!!!!!

everything you in net if funny keep up the good work!!! let the BITCHS now who rules!!!

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Nervv

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 05:39 pm
I'll add:It is Actualy Not how to stisfy a women it's how to f"ck a women~!most girls and most men
like ride style wich you all motherfuckers kNow it
it;s like ride my alaab dameer booo,they keep doing the back and forth excercise and so on
and then what you hear ah ah ah ah push push, if you dont' hear that stuff,then you f'cking wrong
h0le brother,or you is weak ain't got no game

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muna 2001

Friday, March 23, 2001 - 05:00 am
Yo guys, i am a girl and i'm with a wonderful somalian guys who is everything i ever wanted.i've been with him for about 6 months and trust me we never had sex,He wants to marry me first but we do some TOUCHING,LICKING,and SUCKING.He is soooooo romantic and i have never seen a somali man like him,Don't be shock but there is a big AGE difference between us.anyway to Lil Yassy my man turns me on big time girl.But every man is different.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

laters every1, and takecare.

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Anonymous

Sunday, March 25, 2001 - 09:14 pm
what the hell is wrong with u ppl.

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natasha

Monday, March 26, 2001 - 12:52 am
hey sup ppl,how u doing today, let see the topic how do u satitfeid yo women.I believe it depends on who u wit a to minut brother or a real man who knows how to make a women scream ooh baby,u know.I believe it's natural gift by Allah (shw)no matter how hard they try they'll never make a women call they name,anyway i belive every man knows if he's good or not,but no matter how many lessons u take bro never i said never will u get there.but here's a clue maybe you can try to down on her u know it might help for a wild and then boooooom right were u started.anyway try to get intouch wit that male side of your, who knows maybe you'll figur the only reason u heya is satitfy a women.
that's all folks for today i'll be on yo way soon
wit all my love for u

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Anonymous

Monday, March 26, 2001 - 08:46 pm
bla bla bla

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Anonymous

Monday, March 26, 2001 - 09:07 pm
B-I-A-T-C-H

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Abaay

Monday, March 26, 2001 - 09:49 pm
Walaalayaal!!!!

Maxaa idunku dhacay??????

Xishoodkii intuu aaday?????

oooooh man....

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LOVER MAN

Monday, March 26, 2001 - 11:31 pm
CHEAP WHORES .....LET ME TELL U SOMETHING WANNA HOW TO GET SATISFY THEN GET MARRIED AND STOP ASKING NON-SENSE QUESTIONS....

AND IF U R STILL CLAIMING QUEEN B THEN COME AND GET DOWN BETWEEN MY LEGS.....STATISFACTION ABSULATLY GRANTEE... JUST MAKE SURE U DON'T RUN OUT OF BREATH...

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Lil yassy

Monday, April 09, 2001 - 01:15 pm
YO LOVER MAN
i think u misunderstood this page IT'S ALL ABOUT HAVING FUN if u know wat i mean. anywayz like i said if u don't feel comfortable please flick back.

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Flight_13_Fucker

Monday, April 09, 2001 - 02:34 pm
LIL Sissy :

I think most of yall are teen ..i am 27. But anyway here my methods:

Well first, i prepare a hot tub, put on some candles light around it. When it turn warmer, i'll go grab my lady carry her in my arms, straigh to the tub. Then i start scraping her bodies parts, teets, clito ...with massage spot.. mean the forplay.... I make sure i cleaned her so well.
Then we hit bed/..start again about 10 min. forplay...licking her from toes to top..she should be doing the same when it come to her turn...also she gotta go down and start licking my scrotum...i got high at that spot.
So then after few licks, i put her on top of me, and let her swing slowly back & fortwrd...
then i flip her and start the missionnary position...when i feel it's coming i try to hold it and control the eject...so she can feels my burrito longer...After making sure, that she became wet and half-way to her orgasm, i flip again position, and put her on doggy style as the last ride to exctasy. I hit hard ..hard .hard...till her screams wakes up the next door neighbour. Boy....b4 i jerk off inside her •••••..i grab my dick and give her a final tootsie roll brush......

Hope u enjoy....the ride
But i aint gonna •••• with fligh 13 girls...

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Raxoo

Wednesday, April 11, 2001 - 03:00 am
you ppl suck.

anonymous girl u stupid, you don't like you man to tauch youe breast you lost girl.
i like freak man to go down on me.

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Casanova

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 01:06 am
I begin by putting her in the mood,this process takes me to her feet as i massage her toes,middle of her foot and stroke her heels lightly. As the fingers begin to get tired,the stairway to heaven leads to the back of her knees,where many have ignored.Light kisses and licks is what the doctor ordered,as i switch from knee to knee, i caress the spot that i just left lightly. As i move up the ladder a little tease or so is perfect as i give a lick to her inside thigh,just shy of the magical spot, by this time she is so wet that she begs for an all out attack on her magic spot.But being the torturer i'am, i pay no attention to her cries, and continue my sailing as i this time move my way down, beginning from her neck, tongue lashes and soft kisses is all i need,because two mountain peaks are on my mind by this time. as i land on her treasure chest, i begin with light strokes,kisses and scratches to her underside, then move on to her nipples. With my hungry lips i suck on them till they embelish and can't take no more. By now you can imagine her plight for mercy,but before i drop my gem on her, i make a stop at her runway,and make circular licks around her bellybutton and tease a bit more as i implicate movement towards her spot with my tongue. By this time she is about to explode and i begin my second journey, the all out attack!! hope y'all learned something!!ya heard!!

three - two = one!!

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Rashiiid

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 01:28 am
Your my erotic bird, with wings of pleasure.
You carry a gift that is richer than the richest treasure.
You are a soul that is tender and shy inside.
But your shyness will fall as I take you on that erotic ride.
As I kiss your lips, your body I'll caress.
You melt in my arms as I gently massage your breast.
I want to see you masturbate, just to see your fingers and your juices intertwined.
A sight that is sure to blow my mind.
As I lay you down on a satin covered bed, scented with roses.
I will begin to kiss you from your head to your toes.
I start at your neck and work my way down to the moutains of delight.
Relax your mind, because we have all night.
As I move south to the valley of hidden desire.
With one subtle kiss, it ignites a pit full of fire.
As I continue to put my tongue in your special place.
The juices of your dedication explode all over my face.
mmmmmmm how sweet the tast.
I come up for air, my mouth perfectly glazed.
Your eyes stare off into space as if you were in a daze.
The erotic look in your eyes.
Makes my nature fully rise.
The blood rushes from my head and feet, and meet at that place in between.
The anticipation is greater than any of us have ever seen.
So, get ready to feel my chocolate thunder.
As it enters the valley of passion down under.
I move in and out with a fluid motion, like a panther who's ready to purge.
Thrusting with ease, with a wave like surge.
You begin to moan a tune that is sweet to my ears.
I will pull you closer as my body switches gears.
The mercury rises as we dance to the mattress mambo.
Getting hotter than one of summer's shining day
You run your nails down my spine as you scream my name.
After tonight we will never be the same.
I'm stroking and stroking to the rhythm of the mood.
Your nibling on my neck like a savage and i'm your food.
We sway in harmony, like an orchestra of skilled musicians.
Pushing our sexual limits, as we try every position.
As you get on top, to the promised land we shall ride.
You start to trimble as that volcano erupts inside.
You go faster and faster, with a sence of urgency.
Then BOOM! You collapse on my chest as together we explode in exstacy.
All is quiet, after the storm.
A union lust has just been formed.
You lay in my arms as we marvel at the fantastic show.
And then we fall a sleep, swimming in a sea of after glow.

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BrownSugah1

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 07:48 am
Damn Rahiid booooo you make wanna ..........
Baby are you available, let me know?

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CHILD WELLFARE OFFICE

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 11:36 am
BROWNSUGA,

TAKE YOUR OLD SAGGY ASS OUT OF HERE
YOU MUST BE A FAT SINGLE MOTHER WITH 4 KIDS
3 DIFFRENT FATHERS..SO GET THE FUC K OUT OF THE
NET AND GO MAKE SOME LOXOOX FOR YOUR KIDS..BITCH

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BROWNSUGAH1

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 05:53 pm
IT'S BIT*CHES LIKE YOU THAT MAKE ME LAUGH.ME WITH 4 KIDS YOU WISH. WHAT U NEED TO DO IS GET A LIFE AND ONLY RESPOND WHEN SOMEONE WRITE'S SOMETHING TOWERS YOU MOTHER F*UCKER. U AIN'T RASHIID SO I SUGGESTED YOU SHUT THE FUC*K UP, YOU IGNORENT LOSER.

I OUT,
BROWNSUGAH1

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