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Who's the funniest man or women in somalinet?

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maleka

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 02:44 am
who is it?

mine is jaylani and t-girls

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NG`

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 04:58 am
I´ll say hebel eventhought i haven´t seen him lately

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Zeinab

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 05:42 am
Mine is "The Dane" and "Aaliyah"

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jaylani

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 12:08 pm
maleka

thank :)

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Rahma

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 05:47 pm
Caramel, she's so funny specially when she's replying to Ninxoon. So Caramel is my favorite girl.

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HaLa

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 06:57 pm
ME :O

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Maleka

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 07:54 pm
I forget to mention Hana and Mad Man and Ukman9.

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Anonymous

Friday, March 23, 2001 - 08:01 am
Duh is the funniest lol he is nasty and funniest

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layla

Friday, March 23, 2001 - 08:58 am
funnest guy in the net is dr-troubleboy,eventhough he sound like an old man some times(advise as an old man).

and nastest girl in the net is t-girl.

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Anonymous

Friday, March 23, 2001 - 09:26 am
NINXOON and JAYLAANI are the most bitter, twisted perves. Go see a shrink u lunies!!!

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Anonymous

Friday, March 23, 2001 - 11:13 am
the funniest was neefowkaniini any idea where he went?

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Anonymous

Friday, March 23, 2001 - 11:16 am
the funniest are ninxun,jaylani,gaber

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Aliyah

Friday, March 23, 2001 - 04:37 pm
shuun phil phil i.e. they make me sober
ninxoon
jeylani
footoyare

funny
t-girl
duh
Nafisa
Madman

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jaylani

Friday, March 23, 2001 - 08:35 pm
ALIYAH,
stop the violence...
and what's up with phil phil..shi*t????:):)
is that swahiili????

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T-GIRL

Saturday, March 24, 2001 - 03:31 am
JAYLANI
LOL..........Swahili? U make me laugh.....If U don't know PHIL-PHIL U should be staying away from pepper completely.

MALEKA
Thanx yaakhey. I didn't know I was funny.....coz alotta people think I am a grade A b*itch.

PEACE

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jaylani

Sunday, March 25, 2001 - 03:33 pm
t-girl,
now i know where she is coming from,,,but
is black papper insult or bad thing????
or is that UK thing that i didn't understand!!!!

aliyah,

phil phil back to you...

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Anonymous

Monday, March 26, 2001 - 09:59 am
i think ninxoon(without the language)
his stories are funny
also,t-girl,jaylani,

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CARAMEL

Monday, March 26, 2001 - 12:00 pm
DON'T YOU IDIOTS HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO LOSERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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jaylani

Monday, March 26, 2001 - 01:55 pm
t-girl

Can i gang bang you?But i need to have another man there,my dick has to get hard looking at other dick.

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Mad-Man

Monday, March 26, 2001 - 05:00 pm
Maleka,
Aaliyah....and da rest!!
thanx guyz!

Mad-Man!

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Aliyah

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 01:54 pm
jeylani
ireally continued crying for ya, that u didnt know the meaning of phil phil (fil-fil) swahili lol,, uknow black pepper then, save it for later.

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jaylani

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 01:58 pm
aliyah,
but what's up with phil phil though???? :)

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The REAL nina

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 02:33 pm
The Funniest ppl on the somalinet!11

1. Jaylani
2. Ninxoon
3. ZX

those guy make me laught so hard!!! that the reson i come to somalinet!!!!!!

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Aliayah

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 03:25 pm
jeylani
that is how ur shuun looks like u fool
kapito

kapito=do u understand in italian

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JAYLANI

Sunday, April 01, 2001 - 04:22 am
ALYIAH,

I'M NOT NO REER xamer....................
BITCH DO YOU KNOW YOU ARE
""""GAXBA"""
THAT'S IN ARABIC...DO YOU UNDERSTAND ARABIC????

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adam

Sunday, April 01, 2001 - 12:20 pm
the funniest guys are:

jaylani, zx, ninxoon, kh, dr.g

the funniest girls:

nina, gogord, hana.

thank you...

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dr-troublebboy

Sunday, April 01, 2001 - 08:44 pm
LAYLA
thanks layla......

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jaylani

Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 12:15 pm
real nina,adam
thanks folks..that was kind of you both

aliyah,
phil phil at your ass

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Aliyah

Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 05:50 pm
JEYLANI shuun jerer, relax it, and put rollers for god sake.

I dont care who ur, but reer xamer are 100% better than u.

by the way jey (kalb, dog, kuta, mba,)
they r in arabic,indian and swahili i think u can figure out the last one.

If iam kaxbah then ur SHAKA SHUKO

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T-GIRL

Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 09:57 pm
Aliyah
My God......He got dissed Multilingually. LOL... Kamina haraami, jaahil ki aulaad. Girl U made me choke on me coffee.

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Mad-Man

Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 10:42 pm
Aaliyah...
lol@shuun jareer !!

T-Girl.....
U enjoy this kindda stuff, dont u ? i see ur havin' a blast!

Mad-Man!

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jaylani

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 09:41 am
aliyah,
did you pick all these words from your previous
pimps..aka boyfriends..
did you f.u.c.k kenyan guy?
did you f.u.c.k indian guy?
did you f.u.c.k sudanie guy?

i wish they tought you better word than that
you little low life bitch
ain't my fault they disapeared after seen your
ugly looking,super dark kinterless tunnel(puss*Y

t-girl,
is that you hall of famer bitch?
bitch get your high milage p.u.s.s.y out of here
and get that dick out of your mouth..that's why
you chocking(it's not the coffee


mad-man,
did you get out the MAFRESH today???
what's up shortage of jaad in seattle???

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ninxoon

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 11:43 am
aliyah

I always though that you we a ho_e in progress lile and I know that daddy's lile girl have developed to a full blown certified ho_e, congratulations you have come along way, trick.

T-GIRL
you are a prime example for the younger Somali girls , that having sex during your periods is hazardous not only to you physically but mentally as well.

mad man

you still the same old bict*h, punk be a man once in your sorry ass life, motha fucka.

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Muna

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 12:22 pm
Duh............and........Hebel


Reasons....

Duh is blind
Hebel is paralized..cuz he can type right

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Aliyah

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 01:38 pm
Jeylani;
shuun dheer yo, just cus u have never seen kinter in ur life u welfare dependent a**ho*e.


Malaka is in greek means 'gay'
shoga malaya means 'gay' bitch in swahili.
khawal guess what it means..... ur right in arabic
ifuga means 'gay' in barawani
la mard means 'gay' in hindi.
khaniis

I thought it is the perfect time to practice my multilingual gift.

Ninxoon, xaaran aa tahay ur mentally disabled,
mad chicken disease yo; go and visit ur psychiatric. Dont make me to tear u in pieces.
I did not wanted to be rude to u but u included ur head, when ur malaka partner is crying for help.

Tgirl
i couldnt stop laughing u cracked him with ur brilliant hindi.

Jey aboo i will tell u the meaning since u didnt understand

Kamina=bad/cheater man
harami=theif
jahil ki aulaad=the uneducated family background

Mad man
Thanx bro:):) londoners dont have attitude probs

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JAYLANI

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 03:00 pm
alyiah

one queston:
HOW COME YOU PUT THE EFFORT TO LEARN THE WORD GAY
IN 5 DIFFRENT LANGUGES..UNLESS THIS WORD MEAN ALOT
TO YOU OR YOUR FAMILY ":O

I BITCH WILL ALWAYS BE A BITCH...

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Aliyah

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 03:24 pm
jeylani abdulkhadiir
Firstly ucant count and spell, get off here and go to primary school, cus it wasnt 5 it was 6,
and my name is spelled Aliyah not alyiah.

Bushy shuun yo,,,,,

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Gogarad

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 06:55 pm
jaylani,ninxoon

thanx adam

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ninxoon

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 07:51 pm
aliyah

get your saggy puss_y off my face bit_ch, bitc_h ain't sh_it.


gogard

thanks sister:)

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SOMALIQUEEN

Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 03:00 am
NINXUN MAN you seriously need help.
i have never seen a lowlife pimp like you.
what cha trying to proov, saying nasty thibgs about us sisters.
im gonna •••• u so hard till ur shithole hurts.
stop trying to be cool and all.

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CARMEL OO

Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 03:13 am
I THINK THIS NEW GIRL IS SO FUNNY.
HER NAME IS
BABYGIRL
HAVE UR GUYS SEEN WHAT SHE WROTE ABOUT NINXOON.
SHE IS SOOOOOOOOOO RIGHT.
HU HU HU HU HU.
BABYGIRL KEEP IT REAL
YOU COOL.

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Aliyah

Sunday, April 08, 2001 - 02:21 pm
Somaliqueen
UR right sister he needs real help, By the way sis how is ur 'prince' u2 arre sooooo cute.

Ninxoon
Magacaga wakugunuura, waji dooli yo,
Sharamuto, shakashuku, shuun jereer,
DHUXULOW WAXID.

I didnt wanted u to include ur ugly black stinking flat arse into the business of me and jeylani.

I dont know what is wrong with you.

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S.I.N

Sunday, April 08, 2001 - 03:28 pm
THIS IS THE LATEST REPORT FROM THE SOMALI INTELLIGENCE NETWORK[S.I.N].

MRS NINXOON HAS BEEN REPORTED MISSING AND THE AGENCY HAS BEEN CALLED IN TO INVESTIGATE THIS MATTER.

MRS NINXOON HAS THE FOLLOWING PROFILE:

.250Kg
.5.0"
.BROWN EYES
.RED TEETH
.BLACK HAIR

SHE WAS LAST SEEN IN Gen.forums AND THE ONLY PHOTO WE HAVE OF HER WE HAVE POSTED A LINK BELOW. IF ANYONE HAS ANY INFORMATION ABOUT THE WHERE ABOUTS OF MRS NINXOON COULD YOU PLEASE SEND AN EMAIL TO dijjal@hotmail.com.

ON BEHALF OF THE AGENCY I WOULD LIKE TO THANKYOU FOR ANY INFORMATION YOU COULD PROVIDE TO HELP LOCATE MRS NINXOON.

IN CONNECTION WITH THIS MATTER ALSO THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE ARE CURRENT ON OUR MISSING PERSONS LIST.

NINXOON'S

.FATHER[GARAC]
.MOTHER[SHARMUUT0]
.3 SISTERS[CAMBAAR, KLINKILO, CUNCUN]
.4 BROTHERS[HINDHISO, QUFAC, DUUSO, LAABDILAAC]
.2 SONS[JOWNIS, ISKUKAAJE]
.1 DAUGHTER[AABOWASTO]
.1 DOCTOR[DR.GARDHEERE]

WE DO SUSPECT THAT NINXOON MAY BE INVOLVED WITH THEIR DISAPPEARANCES,BUT WE ARE UNABLE TO PROOF ANY LINKS SINCE THERE ARE STILL CLAIMS THAT THESE INDIVIDUALS ARE BEING SIGHTED ALL OVER THE FORUM.

PICTURE OF MRS NINXOON TAKEN BY A TOURIST ON THE DAY SHE DISAPPEARED...

http://www.geocities.com/haweya73/index.htm

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NINXOON

Sunday, April 08, 2001 - 04:14 pm
LADIES AND GENTLE MEN THIS AFTER GATHERING BACKGROUND CHECK AND INTENSIVE INVESTIGATIVE WORK
AND WITH HELP OF THE FBI, CIA.M16, THE INTERPOL, ETHIOPIAN NATIONAL POLICE, KEYNYAN SECRET POLICE
SOMALIAN NATIONAL SECURITY SERVICES, AND USA’S SECRET SERVICE . WE CAME UP WITH THESE INFORMATION REGARDING THE SUBJECT(S.I.N DIRECTOR MR.AHMED FUUTOCASE) WARNING : THE REPORT IS TOO GRAPHIC AND MY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR YOUNGER AUDIENCE:

1-He is currently on welfare?
2- he is bald?
3- He drives a taxi?
4- He is an illegal alien
5- he once gave head to his father.
6- he chew jaad on a regular basis?
7- JIN AND JUICE IS LITTLE SISTERS FAVORITE DRINK
8- he got two illegal residence in two countries USA and Canada under different aliases?
9- he has been convicted on a welfare fraud more than 25 times?
10- he has a long assed teeth?
11- he had big forehead?
12- he is too damn dark?
13- HE WEARS SIZE 2 HANES DIAPERS.
14- on the side he is a male prostitute?
15- he can’t hold his own feces.
16- as a child he was molested by the next door friendly Ethiopian neighbor ,also as teenager in a refugee camp in Kenya he was molested by a zebra.
17-from time to time he would have sex with his own sister..
18-HIS MOM USES A STRAP-ON DILDO ON HIM EVERY NOW AND THEN

19- he masturbate on a regular basis?
20- his lile cousin is going out with a Nigerian drug trafficker
21- the best sex he ever had was with a Namibian grave digger.
22- cock and rum is his aunts favorite drink.
23- he got a small and skinny Somali dick?
24- he has suicidal thoughts.
25- on a regular basis he thinks about strangling his ugly ass grand mom.
26- on murmurs occasions he had applied for a student loan and welfare at the same time
27- hanging around coffee shops is his favorite past time.
28- performing fellatio is listed as talent on his resume
29-His father is the first known case in Somalia history to be a transvestite.
30- the mafrash is his best place to hang out
31- he currently suffers from middle aged crisis
32- as a teen he witnessed his uncle having three-some with his aunt and his sister.
33- currently the I.N.S is actively looking for him since he lied on his application epically
about his criminal convictions in keyna (for male prostitution) in Canada( for stealing a bottle of
jin from a liqure store for his then 45 srilankan boy-friend)and also for numerous convictions such as welfare fraud, stealing 45 dildos from an adult store .

HE ALSO SUFFERS FORM THE CONDITIONS BELOW:

34- SCHIZOPHRENIA
35-GENDER DISORDERS
36-GERIATRIC PSYCHIATRY DISORDERS
37-FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY DISORDERS
38-DEVELOPMENTAL DISABILITY WITH A PSYCHIATRIC OR MAJOR BEHAVIORAL DISORDER
39-ACQUIRED BRAIN INJURY WITH A BEHAVIORAL DISORDER
40- NINXOON-PARANOIA.

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fly girl

Sunday, April 08, 2001 - 05:18 pm
yo i htink the funniest person is aliyah
lter yall

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HaLa

Sunday, April 08, 2001 - 05:33 pm
S.I.N: That homepage is off the hook!! keep it up Lmao :)

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