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REGISTRATIONS BEGINS AT (.......) UNIVERSITY BY NINXOON!

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NINXOON

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 09:56 am
Hi every one, we are pleased to announce that the regstration for the fall semster
In the world renown ho*e university will start on Friday march 23/2001. Due to the
Increase of Somali ho*es and the limited seats available in our school we suggest to start
Registering as soon as possible.

We are welcoming back our old students as well as:
1- Inspiring ho*es
2- Ho*es in progress
3- Simple ••••
4- Ho*es power to the second
5- Ho*es with a life time experience
6- Retired ho*es

We are also please to inform every one that we have special need accommodation such as( tutoring, financial aid, federal grant, and day care) for those who may qualify such as:
1-senior ho*es
2- retarded ho*es
3-ho*es with fixed income (welfare)
4- ho*es with limited English capability (flight 13 ho*es)
5- ho*es with disabilities
7- continuing education through correspondence for incarcerated ho*es
8- day care for ho*es with bastard kids.

This fall we are introducing new curriculum and few new teachers and her are the list
For the courses and their teachers:

1- (the kinter, either you have it or you don’t) by K.H
2- (my grand daughter is turning tricks around the corner) by xalow carmel’s grand mother.
3- (the life and times of a Somali •••) by carmel.
4- ( African ho*es and their contribution to the decline of the western civilization) by dr.ghardeere.
5- (the myth behind the manogolian dick) by lyla
6- (the secret of finding a Somali sucker after you have finished your sexual expeditions) by ghetto girl
7- (my next door Nigerian neghbor makes me wet) by hala
8- (99 ways to cope up with loosing your ugly ass virginity ) by hana
9- ( jamican or west African? Who should I go for and the consequences) by t-girl
10- (damn. I cant even hold my own sh*t) by j.b and mad man
11- (69 way to have sex with out losing virginity) jamiila
12- ( the disease called post kacsi syndrome) by jamiila and ghetto girl
13- (the down side of having sex during the period) by carmel.
14- (I crave the naked sight of a adon) by anon
15- (my pubic hair is grown vegetables ) by t- girl.

So ladies please help us help you to become a solid citizen of a Ho*e and eventually
Becoming a productive member or our great Somali society….
The motto is together we can wipe literacy out of our ho*es…
Once again thank you for choosing us to serve you..

By the way: if you maintain A+ average through out the semester you may qualify
For our 2 weeks placement at site program , where you may be sent to Amsterdam and work on booth #23228 on the infamous red light district, where you will get a first hand experience on the day to day operation of every day ho*e and also will have the chance to add prestige to your resume while vacationing in another country..

Dean James Mack lll
The president of the infamous ho*e university…

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yussuf

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 10:31 am
man ninxoon

walahi belahi tolahi you are one funny man

i was on the floor for good 5 minutes laughing
at what you posted....
where do come up with funny crap like this????

from now on i will stay toned for your postings
by the way i liked your topic(where wife seeker should avoid)spcially seattle and miniapolis

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Anonymous

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 07:25 pm
NINXOON

I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHEN IS REGISTRATION FOR GAY MEN COZ IF THERE IS 1....I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW U BABY....I HARD U ARE ONE HELL OG GAY MAN.

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the boss

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 07:48 pm
lol lol you are funny bro.

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HaLa

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 08:07 pm
Lmao Hahaha! Very comical. Should I be angry? Hummmm I guess not. After all Ninxoon is an psychotic gay who's mad at us (females) for taking all the males attentions. Sorry? LOL!

So I will be teaching "my next door Nigerian neighbor makes me wet" course huh? Well Who ever wants this course raise your hand. Don't forget to bring pen and paper. The registration fee is $65.

See you in class :)


Adios

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DAN RATHER

Friday, March 23, 2001 - 03:18 am
breaking news

anon=maleka=hana

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ED BRADLY

Monday, March 26, 2001 - 03:51 pm
NINXOON

you are one crazy nigga
are you thinking of sending our beloved somali(bitchs)to amesterdam....
you know they wouldn't score customers
due to lack of kinter,fat ass,big forhead

so don't waste your time and airline tickets
these bitchs here are more prettier that
the bitchs that about to start attending
your school....

by the way ninxoon..we have one of the bitchs who
graduated from your university...her name is caramel....she got kicked out of the sreet in amesterdam...she's cuurently working in CHACHNIA

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Anonymous

Monday, March 26, 2001 - 04:08 pm
goddamn •••• that was some funny post..... lol :):):):):):):)

ED BRADLEY: lol nigga

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SweeTsis

Monday, March 26, 2001 - 04:19 pm
hey ninxoon?
i gues u luv the ho*es coz u keep sayin it in everyone of ur writings.
i would like to know what do u get out of swearing ut ur sisters and giving them bad names and bad reputations?
brother i suggest u do something valuable with ur time instead of wasting it. u r the one who needs to go to uni and study more informations about ho*es coz u show intrest init.
by the way bro fear allah and remember that the malaika are writing everything u do.
A'way Peace.

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••• univesity staff

Wednesday, March 28, 2001 - 08:22 am
sweet sis,

do you need application?????
do you want to attend the university????
are you qualify???
do you have references(from pimps)???
what classes from above you want to take?
do you want to be full time or part/time?
do you need financial aid?
do you have any prior credit thru any other
school or training program?

••• university is an equal opportunity institution

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Gogarad

Wednesday, March 28, 2001 - 02:07 pm
U know what ninxoon..i always use to wonder about ur writting..but u know what now i know........U ARE MY HERO..looooooooooool god dammmmm where do u come up with is? this is some funny sh*t..:):):):)

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manfuxa

Wednesday, March 28, 2001 - 03:46 pm
sister gogarad,
stay toned the fun has just began...:)

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KH

Wednesday, March 28, 2001 - 07:24 pm
MY GOOD OLD FRIEND NINXOON

DUE TO THE HIGH NUMBERS OF SOMALI H.O.E.S AND LIMITED SEATS .I DEMAND MORE CLASS ROOMS ASAP OTHERWISE I CAN'T CARRY OUT MY DUTIES AS A KINTER PROFESSOR AT THE FAMOUS U OF H


SINCERELY YOURS

PFOFFESOR KH ALSO THE FOUNDER AND EX CHAIRMAN OF THE NATIONAL MISSING KINTER ORGANIZATION(NMKO),I'M ALSO CURRENTLY RUNNING FOR THE IMA'AM POSITION AT OUR LOCAL MOSQUE

GOD BLESS THE DEAD

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Gogarad

Sunday, April 01, 2001 - 02:31 pm
looooooool@ manfuxa...nice name

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