     ZX | Sunday, April 01, 2001 - 12:34 pm
BREAKING NEWS
WE HAVE JUST RECEIVED NEWS FROM IMMIGRATION CANADA SPOKE PERSON MR. FARAH VIAGRA THAT THE ILLEGAL ALIEN MADONA WAS CAPTURED LAST NIGHT AROUND MIDNIGHT BY IMMIGRATION OFFICERS. MR. ADAM TYLENOL WAS IN CHARGE OF THE OPERATION AND HE TOLD KWPG WHAT HAPPENED.
THIS ILLEGAL ALIEN WAS HIDING FROM THE AUTHORITY FOR LONG TIME, AND THE REASON WE WERE LOOKING FOR HER IS THAT SHE IS INFECTED WITH HIV AND 4 OTHER MAJOR DISEASE SUCH AS (MAD COW, LW/123) AND WE WANTED TO CAPTURE HER BEFORE SHE HAD THE CHANCE TO PASS THE DISEASES TO OTHER UNSUSPECTED CITIZENS AND INNOCENT BY-STANDERS. BUT UNFORTUNATELY SHE HAS ALREADY DONE HER SUBSTANTIAL DAMAGE. WHERE SHE INFECTED:
(1) MAD-MAN
(2) A SRI-LANKIAN SECURITY GUARD.
(3) A JAMAICAN DRUG-DEALER AND A FATHER OF 17 KIDS
(4) A POLICEMAN WHO WAS LOOKING FOR A QUICK FIX.
(5) An IRANIAN CAR RENAL AGENT AND A PROUD FATHER OF 2
(6) AN EITOPEAN CRACK-HEAD
(7) A 40 YRS OLD SOMALIAN CURRENTLY ON WELFARE
(8) AN AFGHANI REFUGEE WHO IS AWAITING TRAIL
(9) CHINESEMAN WHO WAS COMPULSIVE GAMBLER
(10) A BRAZILIAN TOW-TRUCKER
WE TRIED OUR BEST TO CAPTURE THE INDIVIDUAL BUT SHE MANAGED TO HIDE WITH THE HELP OF HER PIMP MR. FOOTO CASEE WHO ESCAPED THE COUNTRY AND FLED TO TANZANIA WERE OUR OFFICERS (NINXOON, JAYLANI, THE BOSS, KH) FLOW TO THAT COUNTRY TO BRING HIM BACK TO JUSTICE.
MEANWHILE MADONA WILL BE IN COURT TOMORROW TO FACE:
(1) 250 COUNTS OF STEALING DILDOS
(2) 170 COUNTS OF ATTEMPTED TO STEAL (BOTTLES OF JIN, HENESSEE, CORONAS, VODKA)
(3) 20 COUNTS OF ELUDE BEHAVIOR.
(4) 13 COUNTS OF 1st DEGREE MURDER, 15 COUNTS OF CHILD BATTERY.
REPORTING LIVE FROM OTTAWA, THIS IS JANE ADVIL FROM KWPG. |
| Hamida | Sunday, April 01, 2001 - 05:39 pm
To ZX
you are so fun!!! and i love how you and ninxoon and Jaylani, always have each others back.
but as a female sometime i think you guys are so unfair to us. many time i read want ninxoon tape is all about somali female with jamaican guys or they are with black or doing something else. This can be true but they are many guys who do the something i have see it!!
WHY DO'NT YOU GUYS TAPE FOR CHANGE SOMETHING THAT ARE DOING WRONG WITH SOMALI MAN SPECIALLY YOUNG ONES age groups 15-28. |
| DR. w | Sunday, April 01, 2001 - 05:56 pm
ZX
i agree with Hamida i also read so many post where you guys talk only about somali female
like hamida i will like to see one post where you guys triend to fix man problems. |
| ZX | Sunday, April 01, 2001 - 05:56 pm
TO HAMIDA: SISTER I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN AND I WILL ADDRESS THE ISSUE AS SOON AS I FINISH WITH THE BAD SOMALI GIRLS.
SO UNTIL THEN BARE WITH ME |
| Anonymous | Monday, April 02, 2001 - 02:48 am
Those guys are funny yo.... |
| NINXOON | Monday, April 02, 2001 - 11:48 am
LOL@ ZX
GOD DAMN SH*T , YOU MADE MY DAY BRO, THANKS. |
