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Best & Worst Pick Up Lines

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Jokester

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Share with us the Best and the Worst pick up lines you ever heard or used to approach someone you liked. Please no dissing one another M/F..this is only to humour each other...don't get mad. Here is couple...

Girl that dress looks fine on you but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.

I know i'm not the best looking guy around but i'm the only one talking to you.

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Cibaada

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Somali pick up lines which i really really hate is "Abbaayo meeshaan kugu arkay aan xasuusan la'ahay; you look familiar hmmmmm".. Why can't he just get to the point, we both know he has never ever seen me before. Thats yukkkyy!

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SiHaM aka Curious

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Jokester: lol...I've heard that one before...

Cibaada: I share your pain girl...lol

The Classic pick up line I've heard was "abaayo ma somaliyad baa tahay?"...that really irritates the hell out of me....What the hell do I look like? (excuse my french).

The funniest pick up line that I heard so far was "Girl, Do you believe in love of first sight or do you want me to walk by again?:...lol..

The cheesiest pick up was "Hey baby girl..why don't come and Holla at me and give me your digits?"...espically coming from a somali guy..YUK!


I think that is enough for today...LoL


Peace and much jacyle

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Djcougar

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coming from a man who experienced alot the best pick up line is to walk up to a girl and say" hi pretty i have seen you across the room and i was interesting in you please if you could give me a minute of your life time and use my business card i would appreciated alot."

the cheesiest one i have used is " damn girl where have you been all my life." but i have learned from my experience and it doesn't work waa la igu firdhiyey lee

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Tuure

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How about "ma ku aroosi karaa, or ma isku kaa dayaa" Those really worked for some guys.

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Xy

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How about grabing her butt and asking "Is this seat taken?"

Warning: It doesn't work on gabdhaheen

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Xaali

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" Qofyahay adiga laguma arko blah blah blah"

Answer: don't you know i belong to the federal witness protection plan!!

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Luul

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To Xaali

LOL that is realy good one ** federal withness protection plan**

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Somali SIS

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How about 'I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours' pretty Lame isn't it..
But the worse of all is
Man 'Are you tired?'
Woman 'No, Why?'
Man 'Because Babe, you have been racing through my mind'.. I swear I heard that one in BOSTON..from a somali brother never the less...

SIS

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AXOOW

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Worst Line.
Party time and theirs a Cover Charge.
"waa ku jiray"..."Saacadaan maa lacaq la qaadaa"

(Someone Call u on the Phone).
"warka i sii"......"yaa hadlaayo"

(someone u Know only By his Name).
"Waa lagu waayey nin yahow"...."oo habal sii fiican aan u aqaanaa"

(Some thing is none of ur business).
"Habal iyo Hablaayo waa is fureen"
"habal iyo hablaayo sxb waayey"
"Alla hablaayo meel kastee fadhisaa"
"Hablaayooy hablaayo waxbee kaa sheegeeysay"

Best Line
If a girl tells u(gabari kun nin beey kool koolisaa)tell her..
"Abaayo waxii hadda ka dambeeyo SAGAAL BOQOL iyo SAAGAASHAN iyo SAGAAL NIN KOOL KOOLI" macnaho I'm the 1st one out when u finished and u don't like any one that No.999 come back to me if I'm still available.

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Anonymous

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To Axoow

How about Hees laga soo guuriyo from xaanshida cajalada ku jirto .

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Hana

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ha ha ha that is really funny " hees laga soo guuriyo xaashida cajalada" it really happen to me.

what about " hey gabar magaalada maa ku nooshahy" then i say " yeah aboowe" well i now what he is going to say then he say "lagumaba arkee intee ku dhuumaneysay" God guys intee la isku arkaa jidadkaa mise shaqo la aan aana heyso aa la idiinku sheekeeyay. it is bad.

ama midaa ku dhahaayo " abooyo meel aan kugu arki jiray" OH Really OK that is what i say.
by this is a good topic

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Jokester

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Here another one: "Yo girl i know u noticed me cuz i knoticed u so why don't u give me you number b4 i don't want it no more"

"I lost my number can i have your" no fool get your own.

"Have any1 ever told your ur beautifull" No please tell me.

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Anonymous

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lol @ axoow! non of ur business

How about this:
Haye aboowe ii waran hurdo maan kaa kacshay?
Haa abaayo waa labadii habeen nimo - Lee waqtigu orod badanaa hada lee laba saac eheed! by the way, ma ogtahay saaxiibkaa wuxuu cawada sameeyey? Maya abaayo and I don't wanna know, can I have some sleep plz!

The most irritating:
Do you love me?
Or I love you! after a couple of telephone conversations! you say "I love you too!" in volunterily:-)

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Cibaada

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This old guy I met in a library goes:
Abbaayo Ma soomali baa tahay? -- duuh, you just spoke to me in Somali remember??
The guy: Somalia xagee ka daganayd?? --Just ask me my tribe silly.
The guy: waan kugu arki laha Somalia lakin anaga wiilasheena waxan banoni ku cayari jirnay Ceel-gaabta, adiguse gabar baad ahayd meelahaas inaad timaado laguuma ogolayn ayay ila tahay.
My response: I laughed my head off and said "yknow back in those ceel-gaab days you talking about, My mom wasn't even born.

Some of them use pick up lines that expired way back then. Goshsh!! its funny.

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Ladan

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XY!

Dear next time someone ask you..."Is this seat taken"..Just reply..."No it's Reserved".....

The wortse one I have heard is...."Naa heedhe waad weynaataye, maxaad heysaa???"....Waxaan niyada ka iraahdaa, ma awal baan yaraan lahaa...what an idiot! Mise.."Ma cayishay misa anaa u maleeyay??".....

Peace all!

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Dj mo

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I see that a lot of girls lurnt every trick in the books,from now on I have to do it strait up.lol

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cone.

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Ok, how about...abayo markaan ku arku ayaan qushuucaa ooh beerka la igu dhutaa.


How about a wiil gabar waydii sanaya in uu guursado...walaahi sanad kaa manta ah, gabar yahay..waa in aynu sidan isu dhaamno oo waxaad haysid iyo waxaan hayo isku keeno...lol How romantic.

How about, abaayo jirka maad dhistay, xoogaa korka sidii subagaad igu dhalaalay saa...oooh yeah bring the bread...lol

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XY

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To Ladan:

I was the one asking for the seat but I don't think it can work on a Somali 'seat' -- too risky !

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SiHaM

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Here are the lamest pick up lines that you "men" don't want to try:

-My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime
-They call me "coffee." I grind so fine.
-You must be Jamaican cuz cha makin' me crazy.
-You are just truly, absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
-I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
-Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
-I'm sorry. Were you talking to me? (No.) Well, then please start.
-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
-You're like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life.
-Do you know your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?


P.S.LoL Enjoy:)

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Anonymous

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Siham you're killing me lol looooooooooooooool hehehehhehehe

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Smooth

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Simah.......Damn girl lllllllooooooollllllll

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nina

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here is one:
girl!! u got the finest piece of meat no ass, can i bit it?haha

oooh this one time a guy asked me where was the nearest masjid and i told him not paying attention to what he was after. then
he: askes me if i'married or single?
I: no i'm single
he: can we get to know each other?
I: no
after a few minutes he return and asked me if i'm serious.
I: yes i'm serious
what jerk, man he needs major lessons on how to approach a woman.

oooh one guestion to u men why is it that u guy ask so many questions to a lady that u can tell is not even the least interested in u. for e.g.

do u go to school?
which classes are u taking?
do u live here?
who do u live with?
what are u planning on taking in college or university?
do u have a man?
can we get to know each other?
GOD I HATE THESE QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!

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Shady

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He's one
"I used to see u when u were young..how did u grow up to be so beautifull"...Well Gee i don't know

"Where have u been all my life"...getting away from you

"Don't diss me like that i could be ur husband someday"...I think not

This one guy said " i left Somali when i was 2 and i don't really speak or know any somalis...I was mesmaries(sp) by ur looks so can we hook up". Than two minutes later he was speaking somali and seem to know everyone there...Wow that was smart move.

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ayaan

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yo siham
the "you are like a dictionary you add a meaning to my life" happened to me

here are some of the ones i have come accross of:

him: hi girl, i have been looking for you all my life...
me: you must have been searching on mars.

another one

him:wqalaal xalay ayaan kugu riyooday,,, cawadeyda imikana waad i hor taagan tahay
me : you must be hallucinating

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SiHaM aka SerenitY

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Ok girls, we all hear them each time we go out. It's always the guy with the greasy hair and the bad teeth across the party room.


HERE ARE PICKUP LINES COMEBACKS :)

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

"Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and mine will be too if you sit down."


Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?
"Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name.
"Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?
"Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "What sign were you born under?
"Woman: "No Parking."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?
"Woman: "Do not enter."

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?
"Woman: "Unfertilized!"

Man: "I know how to please a woman.
"Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you--to leave."

Man: "Your body is like a temple.
"Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I want to give myself to you.
"Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

GOOD LUCK!!!

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Xaali

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Siham, LOL@@@@@@@
Ms Serenity, you always crack me up.
The one about the zodiac sign is sooooooooooo familar:)

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Mr Cool

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SiHaM
Poor sweety ..... I see you suffered! lol...... hehehehehehhe.
I love the little conversation you had with the dude.

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nina

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1. ur soo sweet u put the sugar factory out of business.

2. girl if ur were a pimple i would eat greasy food just to see you.

3. ur daddy must have been a theft cuz he stoled the stars and put them in to ur eyes.

4. girl!!! if u were a bugur i would pick u up all day.

5. i would have bought u a drink but i would be jealous of the glass.

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1

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Man, Y'all are so funny!! specially siham! u go grl!

peace

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RoXannE

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Siham..
Grl U killing Me. Lool!!!!!!!

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SiHaM aka SerenitY

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Xaali, Roxanne, and 1...Thanks!!

Mr.Cool: I am still suffering LoL!!


Later!!!

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SiHaM aka SerenitY

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Ohh I forgot, Jokester Happy Birth Day Girl. I missed ya. See you in a Week. MissB gave the 411!!

later!!

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HINDA

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I'VE HEARD THOSE LINES BEFORE AND TO READ THEM IS FUNNIER.

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Anonymous

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The cheapest one I come across was:

"Can I give you a lift?" Cause you are going my way.

I liked all of your pick up lines.
Girls Rule.

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MissX

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Salaamz,

the most pathetic line i've ever heard is "sister, i want to get to know you" damn, and its usually by shieks.....or men with "gaar"..lol...I HATE THAT!!! MEN IF U ARE READING THIS...PLZ DONT ASK A GRL IF U WANNA GET TO KNOW THEM..!!! ask a more smoother line..or somethin'..

~Be Peace~

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ha

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The wackies line i have heard was
"can i give you a ride" hell no fool

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¤eva

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How about this 'you look sooo good, I coud 'eat' you and still be 'hungry'!

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WADANI

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HAYAAY NAYAA DHAHEE THIS IS NOT FAIR TO US MEN.WHERE ARE THE MEN IN THIS.C'MON GUYS DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS ONE.

" I LIKE THE WAY YOU DRESS"
"YOU LOOK JUST LIKE...... LIKE WHO QUMAYO QUXUUB
" NICE HAIR CUT....
" DO I KNOW YOU FROM SOME WHERE... APPARENTLY NOT


SIDAA IYO IS AKHRIS DAMBE

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Anonymous

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Hi, my name is Jamail, how i'm I doing so far?

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Kissima

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Ladies, How come you all know by heart word by word what the so called guys said to you. Is it because you enjoyed every minute of it. Yes, I bet you do. Well we'll keep on doing that, don't worry.

What about you ladies, I bet you never approached a guy heh? How about "Aboowe waa kaa xishoonaa laakiin waxbaan rabay inaan kuu sheego" That's in the book too, so get a new one.

Peace sisters

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TROUBLEGIRL

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MORE PICK UP LINES FROM A WISE CHICK(Actually hen)

Boy:Nice dress,can I get you out of it.
Girl:Can you say 999.

Boy: Have I fucked you yet?
Girl: My yes you did....and I am still a VIRGIN

Boy: Sleep with me and I will give your civilazation a new gift.
Girl: Really. I'd rather stay in the magaalo.When I want to visit badiye,I'll remember you.

Boy: I'd give you the world but I am all you want.
Girl: Sure I want you...I want you to get the F*** away from me.U Creep.

Boy: I know I'll look good on you.
Girl: Ha ha and guess what I know what'll look good on you...My 5 inch heal in your empty brain

These are real-life pick up lines used on me y'all.

1)A guy came up to me,smiled and said I bet you were made in heaven.I looked at him and said No actually I was made in a lab.They call it a science experiment.
This one happened at my work place
2)-Somali farax:-Abaayo dhageyso somali maa tahay?
TROUBLEGIRL:-Maya amxaaro ayaan ahay.
Somali Farax:-Sorry abaayo somali aan kuu maleynaayey........
OH MY GOSH how dumb can you get ppl

In the chat rooms I get a lot of
-TROUBLEGIRL.....Can U trouble me?
-Dhibley If you sleep with me U will have no more troubles.LOL.....How cheesy.......Yuck
-How much trouble are you?

BE REAL...BE ORIGINAL
PEACE
TROUBLE

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hebel

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so do you live around here?
that underwear looks fine on you but would look better on my head.

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Mr Nasty

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me just say
pissssssss baby love
mummy says me got balls like oranages
luckly my girls likes the taste of
orange juice

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KUSEEY

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L@@@@@@@@@@@@l SIHAM

SIHAM GIRL U REALLY CRACKED ME UP .....OH •••• I'M STILL LAUGHING AT UR JOKES.....HERE'S ONE AM SICK AND TIRED OF.....

MAN: HOW ARE U??
WOMAN: AM FINE..TNX
MAN: DAMN I KNOW U FINE ....TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW......

LOOOOOL WHY ASK THEN SILLY

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hadiya

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hi ya all
how about this read carefull

bus driver hi... gabadheena
hi... walaalkiis
bus driver how long r u here
not again(plz)
bus driver xamr xaafadee kadaganeed
dam why all those Q
bus driver i'm single i have one bed and i'm lookng for someone to share with
ahahahaha ilaah igama dhigo
are u single?
no hel no
bus diver where is the husband?
in afrika
bus driver kaas ayaaba ugu fudud dariishada kasaar
in your dream

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Anonymous

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what u thing this
let me know what u thing ok

ali: dad what is democracy?
dad: wel son what is the best way?uh wel i'm the capitalezim,your mom is the governor, you are the people, gabadha u shaqeesa is the middle class worker and u sister is the future elected poeple.
dad: thing about and tell me what u thing in the morning ok.
naxt day dad ask ali what u thing ?
here cames the best:
ali: last night while the governor was asleeping the capitaliz was messing up wiht middle class worker and the future elected was in deep ••••.
ali: dad i don't thing that i like the idea of demoracy hahahahahahaha

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hebel

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both of you stunk......stunk stunk stunk.
stunk I tell ya stunk uuuuuuuuuuwiiii stunk.
ya hear?

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C/DARUUZ

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GABDHOOW, I HOPE,JABKAAS DOESN'T APPLY TO ALL MEN.
KOLYEBA MAHA SIDAAN MOVE-KA U SAMEEYO, LOL!!

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TROUBLEGIRL

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TO C/DARUUZ

JABKAAS KUGUMA DHACAAYO IF YOU USE YOUR BRAIN AND APPROACH A GIRL AS A HUMAN BEING....Not like you are in SUUQA XOOLAHA......

Talk to her.....U will be surprised of the outcome..

PS:-This advice does not apply to the FARAXS & JAMACS......LOL

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Anonymous

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Whoever came up with this , well its great. to be honest with you , our brothers dont really know how to talk to a girls. they all use the same pick up lines. Its time you guys got new ones cuz i know for sure i am sick and tired of the old ones.even if u came up with new ones, i odnt it will get you anywhere.

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kusseey

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salaamz to all

ok guys don't get mad at me coz this is goin to be a lil dirty ........check it out

PICK UP LINES DAT MAY GET U KILLED:

1: if u and i were squirrels, could i bust a nut in ur hole??

2: i'd like to wrap ur legs around my head and wear u like a feed back

3: if it's true that we are what we eat, i could be ur bymorning!

4: how do u like u eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

5: i was about to go masturbate and i needed a name to go with ur face.

6: you are so fine that i'd eat ur •••• just to see where it came from.

7: my love for u is like dearhea, i just can't hold it in

8: roses are red. violets are blue. i like spaghetti. lets go f@#$.

9: is that a keg in ur pants?? cuz i would love to tap that ass!

10: if ur right leg was thanksgiving and ur left one was christmas, could i meet u between holidayz?

11: u remind of a championship bass, i don't know whether to mount u or eat u !

12: ur parents must be retarded, because u r so special.

13: could i touch ur belly botton .......from the inside??

14: i'm not good at algebra, but doesn't u+i=69?

15: how about we play lion n lion tamer? u hold ur mouth open n i'll give u da meat.

16: wanna play harbor?........ its a game where i lay back while u blow the hell out of me.

loooooooooool now dats gonna get u killed guyz
don't try any of theze aight

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hebel

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I'll go take a shower now.
be back in fi.

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sagal

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OH MY GOD!! AHAHAHAHA. i am rolling on da office floor, i am being the munishiibiyo u xaaqeyso the flooor,lol

There was a guy whom i wrote a thank u letter for helping me with my broken car (nothing new there), and i got a phone call, him saying.. sagaleey fartaada quruxda badan aa ka helay abooye , ee can we get together????and i knew we were meant to be together..(from my frigging handwriting?? ..i bloody well think not!!)

keep it coming girl

lol hebel..so how long was tha shower??

Hey girl, do tell me pick-up lines u use on unsuspecting men creatures??

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hebel

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Sagal I had to stay there the whole night too afraid to come out.
Kuuseey always messes me up like that.
so Sagal why are you pretending you wiped the floor by accident? it's ok if yar domestic engineer (it means a janitor in politically correct way)

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kusseey

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loooooooooooooool@ sagal

whaaaa dat was some funny thang ....abaayo fartaadaan ka helay lol......waxaas camal hadal la qabsi aan u aqaanaa nooh.....far baraanbaro waaxid lol

hebel looooooooool yeah i can tell u liked #7 ("my love for u is like dearhea....i just can't hold it back")
hebel markaad soo xaaja dhameesatid aan wada sheekeysan doonaa lol
hebel all prays goes out to u .......i hope u get better from this so called disease u havin.

attention people stay away from hebel .....he has what they call it .....(greenshow) aka cagaarshow lol
hebel love to mess with ya head datz all

nuff love
kusseey

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hebel

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ya messing me all up kuuseey
pls. stop I beg ya
ya hear? I beg ya I said.
Oh! here we go again.
must...........safe.........the.........stomach.
be........back

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Spread it like butter

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This my favourite one:I went up to this chick and told her the word of the day was "LEGS". Then I said "Let us go upstairs and spread the word"

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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sagal

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being janitor is good, at least it beats being on welfare.. bnloody ceyr!! but my options are open .....hebel

Lol kuuseey, my love for u is like diarohe,lol, that is just so classic!!

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TROUBLEGIRL

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KUSSEEYY

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA .......That must have been an easy REACH belly-button girl.....damn from the inside.....what is she A garage.
U made me laugh.....I mean QAX-QAX laugh..

KEEP'EM COMING
PEACE
TROUBLE

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SWEETLADY

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I JUST LIKE TO SAY TO ALL THAT HAVE WRITTEN THESE JOKES U ARE TOTALLY CRAZY AND COOL AND FROM KNOW ON I KNOW WHERE TO CAME IF I NEED A LINE TO GET A GUY TO EITHER LOOK MY WAY FOR A SWEET CHAT OR TO HAVING HIM WANTING TO GET IN MY KNICKERS LOL

BUT BEING THE SWEET GAL I AM I FEEL SWEET TALK GOES A LONG WAY THEN A "QUICK THANK U MA'AM"

ANYWAYS KEEP THEM ROLING PPL BECAUSE THEY ARE GREAT
KEEP IT REALL PPL AND ALWAYS KNOW THAT THE TRUTH IS THE BEST PICKUP LINE

LOTS OF LOVE
SWEETLADY4U

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Osmand

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if your left leg was winter..and your right leg was summer..could i visit you in the rainy season.

Thats for them hardcore brothers who go down town, personally, i dont.

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hebel....yap that's me

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The rainy season must be humid there and ya might need a lawnmower for you to rover as a white man with a few things to carry and who’s about to come down with yellow fever.

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MAD MAC

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Two funniest pick up lines I know:

"You don't want me to have to use this gun in my pocket do you?"

"You don't know me, that's why I carry one of these?" (while holding up an American Express card)

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hebel

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Oh! brother

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mo

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hey guys am usualy romantic so i come up with so many lines my own ones i create them one day i went ro this club and saw a pretty girl so i looked her in the eye for few moments untill i was confident she wouldnt give me a red card i walked up to her and said (how come u r so pretty?)she repplyed (ooh i guess i got lucky)
that cracked me up everytime i remember it.

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hebel

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OH! brother...another self-acclaimed player of the month.

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analyzer

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Pickup lines,
hi...people get to know each other, go out and kiss afterwards, what if we do it the other way around and kiss NOW!! although i didn't get a kiss , i gotta numba!!
P.S. warning!!! it will not work on your typical somali girls....

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mahad

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My best pick up line is:

*MA II DHII BEE?*

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BADGIRL

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MAHAD...

Ooooo kkkkeeeeeyyy moving slowly from U....

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Nasir

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WuzzuP every body......Check this one out....

1: Can i borrow a quarter..?[What for?"]..i want to call my mother and tell her that i found the girl of my dreams.OR i want to call your mom and thank her.

2: You're so hot,you melt the elastic in my underwear....(HAHAHAHA!!!sure,whatever)

3: You must be tired [Why?"]you were running through my dreams allnight.

4: Your dad must be a baker,cuz you have nice buns.......(Hehehehe...hafta have guts to use that one....=)

5: All those curves,and me with no brakes....LOL!

6: Can you give me directions?[to where?"] to your heart.

7: I hope you know CPR,cuz you take my breath away....

8: Forget Burgerking,if you ask me, you just taste better....

9: Put your hands on my stick shift and drive me like a new Mercedes....

10: If you play with my hard drive,i'll make your dot.com.....

11: How would you like my Intel inside..?..LOL!

12: I would like to put my hands on your Key board......

Enuff for today....
Quite peace!

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T-GIRL

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NASIR....

LOL.....And here I was hoping U would get to her SofwaRe first.......U made me laugh...Keep em coming

PEACE

Trouble

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http://www.feedthechildren.org/

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http://www.feedthechildren.org/

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hebel

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nasir I don't like yar attitude man yar making me sick to puke and I hate that.

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analyzer

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what hebel what did he do other made us laugh

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Adam

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I go for the honest and sincere approach:
"My name is Adam- you don't know me- but I just wanted to let you know that I think you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen"
While I say this, I am smiling shyly- like I am about to die of embarrassment.

Most women are putty in my hands after an intro like that.

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T-GIRL

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Guys how about .....
If I was incharge of the alphabets..I'd put U & I together....Yuck

Adam.....
A real woman will fall for that innocent thing U got going there........Nice try though

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Nasir

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T.GIRL.........How about..A little freesyle...

--Girl,ya got nice set of legs..what time do they open....??

--Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down....LOL!,i'll expect dhirbaaxo atleast..

--Gee,nice tits,can i grab them...?[maya]but you can feel them.......LOL!

--Girl can you help me purb the air out of my water bed.....??thankx

--Are you busy tonight at 3:00am..?CUZ I'M GONNA NEED SOME HELP..

--I'm an organ donor, want anything..?

Quite peace!

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Nasir

Saturday, April 14, 2001 - 08:58 pm
-Wuzzuuuuuuppppppppp everybody........Let's do this once again after a looooong brake from this page will ya.....?

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missedtrain

Saturday, April 14, 2001 - 10:09 pm
aboowe ride ma iiseenay......kinda lame though!

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