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     | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 12:18 pm ninxoon(HIV) What did you eat today then? Your father's cum? Apple pie and your mother's used tampon for desert? I guess you do need some nourishment you homeless injir victim. I bet you sell your butt to anyone for some drugs, you decease ridden gay motherfucker, but then again your sister might be your surrogate mother and lover,so technically you are not a motherfucker. But something far worse, I heard you are the first A.I.(aids&incest) ever created. DON'T TAKE THIS PERSONAL,BUT YOU SHOULDN'T LET YOUR SELF GANGBANGED LIKE THAT. People will think you want to prove something. Unlike you I do have a life, and I can't always sit in front the computer. So I hereby declare: THAT IT IS AN OFFENCE PUNISHABLE BY FINE FOR ANY PERSON IN CHARGE OF A GAY(NINXOON,ZXXZ,BOSS[•••••]MAN,ETC. TO ALLOW IT TO FOUL SOMALINET OR ANY OTHER PUBLIC PLACES!
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| | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 12:36 pm JUST IN…………………………… WE HAVE RECEIVED WORDS FROM HOSPITAL FOR DEAD BRAINS IN BRISTOL. U.K THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON HAS ESCAPE THE HOSPITAL AGAIN FOR THE SECOND TIME IN 3 MONTHS. NOW OFFICIALS ARE NOT SAYING HOW BAD HIS CONDITION WAS, BUT THEY ARE WARNING THE PUBLIC FROM THIS CLINTON FELLOW. DR TIM HOTCHOCALTE HAS TOLD US THAT MR CLINTON IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF 4 STRAIGHT MEN WHOM HE KILLED SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY WERE STRAIGHT. THE DEFENSE TEAM COULDN'T PROVE ANYTHING ON THIS MORAN AND HE PLEAD INSANITY. NOW MR CLINTON WAS LAST SEEING WEARING COLORFUL G-STRING AND PUSH-UP BRA SIZE “C” AND WAS SCREAMING I’M GAY AND I WILL DIE GAY. SOME OF HIS PREVIOUS CONDITIONS ARE: (1) BLEEDING TOO MUCH FROM THE ASS. (2) CAN’T CONTROL HIS WORDS. (3) CAN’T CONTROL HIS S*HIT. (4) CAN’T CONTROL HIS FART. (5) CAN’T CONTROL HIS RUNNING NOSE. HE IS SMELLING VERY AWFUL AND NEED AN IMMEDIATE SHOWER, SO WE WORN THE PUBLIC IN CASE THEY SEE HIM OR SMELL HIM ANYWHERE TO CONTACT THE AUTHORITY IN BRISTOL AND THE LEADING OFFICER MR. BEN FRENCHVANILLA WHO WILL TAKE AN IMMEDIATE ACTION TO BRING THE GOOFBALL TO THE FACILITY WHERE HE BELONGS. REPORTING LIVE FROM THE UNTIED KINGDOM THIS IS BUD ICED-TEA FOR KPMG
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| | Sunday, April 08, 2001 - 03:37 pm THIS IS THE LATEST REPORT FROM THE SOMALI INTELLIGENCE NETWORK[S.I.N]. MRS NINXOON HAS BEEN REPORTED MISSING AND THE AGENCY HAS BEEN CALLED IN TO INVESTIGATE THIS MATTER. MRS NINXOON HAS THE FOLLOWING PROFILE: .250Kg .5.0" .BROWN EYES .RED TEETH .BLACK HAIR SHE WAS LAST SEEN IN Gen.forums AND THE ONLY PHOTO WE HAVE OF HER WE HAVE POSTED A LINK BELOW. IF ANYONE HAS ANY INFORMATION ABOUT THE WHERE ABOUTS OF MRS NINXOON COULD YOU PLEASE SEND AN EMAIL TO dijjal@hotmail.com. ON BEHALF OF THE AGENCY I WOULD LIKE TO THANKYOU FOR ANY INFORMATION YOU COULD PROVIDE TO HELP LOCATE MRS NINXOON. IN CONNECTION WITH THIS MATTER ALSO THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE ARE CURRENT ON OUR MISSING PERSONS LIST. NINXOON'S .FATHER[GARAC] .MOTHER[SHARMUUT0] .3 SISTERS[CAMBAAR, KLINKILO, CUNCUN] .4 BROTHERS[HINDHISO, QUFAC, DUUSO, LAABDILAAC] .2 SONS[JOWNIS, ISKUKAAJE] .1 DAUGHTER[AABOWASTO] .1 DOCTOR[DR.GARDHEERE] WE DO SUSPECT THAT NINXOON MAY BE INVOLVED WITH THEIR DISAPPEARANCES,BUT WE ARE UNABLE TO PROOF ANY LINKS SINCE THERE ARE STILL CLAIMS THAT THESE INDIVIDUALS ARE BEING SIGHTED ALL OVER THE FORUM. PICTURE OF MRS NINXOON TAKEN BY A TOURIST ON THE DAY SHE DISAPPEARED... http://www.geocities.com/haweya73/index.htm
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| | Sunday, April 08, 2001 - 04:12 pm LADIES AND GENTLE MEN THIS AFTER GATHERING BACKGROUND CHECK AND INTENSIVE INVESTIGATIVE WORK AND WITH HELP OF THE FBI, CIA.M16, THE INTERPOL, ETHIOPIAN NATIONAL POLICE, KEYNYAN SECRET POLICE SOMALIAN NATIONAL SECURITY SERVICES, AND USA’S SECRET SERVICE . WE CAME UP WITH THESE INFORMATION REGARDING THE SUBJECT(S.I.N DIRECTOR MR.AHMED FUUTOCASE) WARNING : THE REPORT IS TOO GRAPHIC AND MY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR YOUNGER AUDIENCE: 1-He is currently on welfare? 2- he is bald? 3- He drives a taxi? 4- He is an illegal alien 5- he once gave head to his father. 6- he chew jaad on a regular basis? 7- JIN AND JUICE IS LITTLE SISTERS FAVORITE DRINK 8- he got two illegal residence in two countries USA and Canada under different aliases? 9- he has been convicted on a welfare fraud more than 25 times? 10- he has a long assed teeth? 11- he had big forehead? 12- he is too damn dark? 13- HE WEARS SIZE 2 HANES DIAPERS. 14- on the side he is a male prostitute? 15- he can’t hold his own feces. 16- as a child he was molested by the next door friendly Ethiopian neighbor ,also as teenager in a refugee camp in Kenya he was molested by a zebra. 17-from time to time he would have sex with his own sister.. 18-HIS MOM USES A STRAP-ON DILDO ON HIM EVERY NOW AND THEN 19- he masturbate on a regular basis? 20- his lile cousin is going out with a Nigerian drug trafficker 21- the best sex he ever had was with a Namibian grave digger. 22- cock and rum is his aunts favorite drink. 23- he got a small and skinny Somali dick? 24- he has suicidal thoughts. 25- on a regular basis he thinks about strangling his ugly ass grand mom. 26- on murmurs occasions he had applied for a student loan and welfare at the same time 27- hanging around coffee shops is his favorite past time. 28- performing fellatio is listed as talent on his resume 29-His father is the first known case in Somalia history to be a transvestite. 30- the mafrash is his best place to hang out 31- he currently suffers from middle aged crisis 32- as a teen he witnessed his uncle having three-some with his aunt and his sister. 33- currently the I.N.S is actively looking for him since he lied on his application epically about his criminal convictions in keyna (for male prostitution) in Canada( for stealing a bottle of jin from a liqure store for his then 45 srilankan boy-friend)and also for numerous convictions such as welfare fraud, stealing 45 dildos from an adult store . HE ALSO SUFFERS FORM THE CONDITIONS BELOW: 34- SCHIZOPHRENIA 35-GENDER DISORDERS 36-GERIATRIC PSYCHIATRY DISORDERS 37-FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY DISORDERS 38-DEVELOPMENTAL DISABILITY WITH A PSYCHIATRIC OR MAJOR BEHAVIORAL DISORDER 39-ACQUIRED BRAIN INJURY WITH A BEHAVIORAL DISORDER 40- NINXOON-PARANOIA.
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