     Gogarad | Saturday, April 14, 2001 - 04:08 pm
Haven't I seen you before? = Nice ass.
I'm a Romantic. = I'm poor.
I need you = My hand is tired.
I am different from all the other guys = I am not circumcised.
I want a commitment. = I'm sick of masturbation.
You're the only man/woman I've ever cared about = You are the only man/woman who hasn't rejected me.
I really want to get to know you better. = So I can tell my friends about it.
It's just orange juice, try it. = 3 more shots, and he'll have her legs around my head.
He's kinda cute. = I want to have sex with him till I am blue.
I don't know if I like her = She won't sleep with me.
I miss you so much = I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good.
Was it good for you? = I'm insecure about my manhood.
How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? = Is my penis really that small?
I had a wonderful time last night. = Who the hell are you?
Do you love me? = I've done something stupid and you might find out.
Do you 'really' love me? = I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later.
How much do you love me? = I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you.
I'll give you a call. = I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again.
I've been thinking a lot. = You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.
I think we should just be friends. = You're ugly.
I've learned a lot from you. = Next!!!!
Some one e-mailed this to me and i thought it was funny!!! |
