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Yohanis==== "why our fellow somali women hates to date us"

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Yohanis

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for many months i've been trying to date somali women, any woman, and so far i failed to have one. without getting upset of being unsuccessful in a dating trial, i'd decided to evaluate the situation. After many days of searching what is wrong, i finally realized that its our [ the somali men] fault that many of our female love to date outside people. they love to do that and they're happy with it. there are many factors that, i think, forced them to do that. here is some list that i came up with. a=sex is not considered a normal thing in somali men's discussions, while in fact sex is normal thing.b= we hate to admit that we are afraid of the female sexual powers and we love to gossip around behind their back [ pschologically speaking]. we also do that to belittle her personal identity because we afraid of their sexual powers. c= we don't know how to say nicer and kinder words to our female species. in order to have a date with these beautiful creatures of our's[somali female] we need to change our approach, our understanding, and most of all our treatment toward them. well, to be honest with you, i'm still looking for one. they love to date me but they thinks that i'm "one of the kind". but i'm not. history will tell that....salute.

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Anonymous

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and your point of discussion is??????

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Mr Cool

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I wonder why sex is always the first point to consider. Don't you think is more than sex what a woman is after. Or in this case as we are talking about Somali sisters. Most of the time's sex is not what they are after. Well I would say a proper Somali sister (Muslim) is never after sex (but then again I could be wrong, I am just saying this cause this is how it should be), they could be after just someone to love and to be loved by, nothing more and nothing less. Maybe they run from you cause you are a pretender that cannot be himself that always want to impress (no offence that is just a thought). In other words you just need to be yourself. Second point, again you reflected your point on sexual powers, sorry but you really sound like a sex maniac, or sexually frustrated dude (this is not an insult. it is just a simple observation that I have made). Your last point, the words that you tell a woman. Oh well, don't fake anything just speak of what you feel and nothing more a woman requires (not all women). If you can't feel a thing then tell her that you can't express your feelings thingy in the proper way.

Some brothers seemed to be lost when it comes to approaching women(Somali women). Maybe one of these reasons could be cause they get intimidated by women. Or they just can not deal with women. And the drama goes on.

P.s. try to be nice to the sisters even when you are not looking forward to date her!

Salute to you too Yohanis!

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MO2

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Mr. Cool what do you expect out of dating - candy bar? Every successful dating ends up in bed exercise whether it is a marriage or other mutual agreement.

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BLESSED

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I WILL HAVE TO AGREE WITH MRCOOL.
CERTAINLY THE JIN WILL COME INTO ANY SITUATION BUT WE HAVE TO BE STRONG AND STAY TRUE TO OUR FAITH AND CULTURE.
SOMALI MEN I LOVE AND DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITHOUT BUT THERE ARE CERTAIN CRITERIAS THAT NEED TO BE MET AND I AM SURE THAT MY COUNTERPARTS HAVE THE SAME DEMANDS.
-RESPECTFUL TO MANKIND.
-PRACTICING HIS RELIGION NOT A FANATIC.
-BEING FAITHFUL.
ETC......

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Mr Cool

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Yeah a candy bar will do!
In a marriage it does but in the mutual agreement it doesn't. Maybe it does for you, but then again thats why you will never date a decent Somali Woman if you expect that sex will come out of the date. And notice that we are not talking about married people as Yohanis showed. But single people only.

Blessed
Well said girl!

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nameless

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mrcool


It's all about sex sis. When u first meet someone the first that think that comes to ur mind is looks, which eventually leads to how good or bad he is in bed even thought we don't act on commiting fornication. So without sex there can no love, it's all connected.

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Yohanis

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Salute to my friend,Mr Cool, and happy new year.

hey...........you seem to have misunderstood me!
i didn't write anything that "our somali women are after sex" when we're playing a dating game with them. what i was trying to say was we[the somalian men] need to change our approach to our somalian girls. the whole intend and purposes of my argument were, may be if we change our approach and keep their privacy intact, we might earn their trust and they might gone out with us. By the way, don't be apologatic, you're entitle to your opinions. Remember in a democratic society "mutual respect" is one of the foundations of healthy debates. just between you and me!!!!!!! " we have to agree to disagree" lol@
Salute.

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HILAAL.

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YOHANIS.

nin yohow waxaan ku weydiiyey magac YOHANIS sidee kuugu baxay ama adiguba aad u jeclaatey?...

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diehard

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yohanis waa gaal christiaan ah.

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FelicitY

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Ah another topic discussing Somali woman. 99% of the topics in here are talking about us (women). MEN failed END OF STORY. You should of thought of this when we lived in Somalia.

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Mohamed

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To: Yohanis
This topic [the love/hate relationship between somalian genders] seem to dominate this forums, I didn’t know we have gone this far a part. Whatever happened to good old communication? Don’t we know how to talk to each other any more?

May be the reason u can not find a nice somalian gal that would want to go out with u is that we [young somalian men] start the dating game with other ppl [non-somalians], and we know where we stand with those gals but its different with somalian gals [at least the nice ones]. And the worst thing for us [young somalian men] is that we have to learn the game all over again [i.e. how to deal with somalian gals]. And even worst is that our gals are now start dating other ppl, and unfortunately the fact of the matter is those girls who decided to date other ppl happened to be the ones we may have a chance of understanding. As it stands the situation seem to be bit gloom but there is always a light at the end of the tunnel and one day I hope we all get alone and learn about each other rather than looking outsider for a comfort and companionship.

Peace…

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Bashir Abdi.

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Yohanis.

magacaaga yohanna bulis muu ka soo jeedaa ee radio
jasiiradaha siishaliska kaso dyen jirey bibalka af soomaliga?..

your attitude does not fit a muslim somalian man I gather. It will only be your fate that you decided But if you can prove in your life time the truth of your undertaking that might help you in the future when the judgement somes. I wish If you are a somali christian that you would not hide yourself but discuss with us your faith and share why it is what is.

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Xiis

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Somali women, or those found here are amazing or should I say bizarre. Sex is not important to them? They don't want to have sex but they want to be with men? I still have not figured out why white women keep pet dogs. It would be unfair for me to compare the guys to these pet dogs but I am at a loss here. Can somebody help me!

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Mr Cool

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Xiis

You need a therapist! That is all I have to say to you.

Bashiir Abdi

How do u know that Yohanis is not muslim?

Lol@Felicity

Yohanis

What I was tring to say hmm my point.... Oh well you didn't get it. So no need to repeat it. What is this story about your religion?

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Ansaari

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I agree with brother Bashir Abdi.

To Johanis
Mr. Johanis, could you pls come out of darkness and identify yourself?.
I have the feeling that you aren't somali. And again when we read your messages, we can smell something unislamic there.

Af-soomaali mataqaanid miyaa? Ha idhihin, anigu af-soomaliga ma aqaanoo annoo yar ayaan wadankii ka imidoo markaa ingiriisi baanu dadka isku fahamnaa. Horey ayeey kuwa kale u suubiyeenoo ooy ku fashilmeen.

Duqa!, haddii aad tahay noocaas saan sheegay, saas (filinkaas)makuu soconayo.

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Bashir Abdi.

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Mr cool.

brother magaca yohanis waxaa la baxa soomaalida gaalowdey. horena waxaan ka dhegeysan jirey radio
bibleka afsoomaaliga anigoo xamar deggan. Waxaa loogu talagaley idaacadaas in soomalida lagu baro bibleka. si by accident ah ayaan kula kulmey idaacadda. Waxaa idacadda wax ka aqrin jirey nin soomaaliya oo magaciisa aanan si fiican u xusuusan laakiin uu ahaa either BUULIS OR YOHANNA. Teeda kale magac yohanna nabi yaxye magiciisa oo af ingiriisi ah hadaanan qaldaneyn.

You better be careful who you talk to nowadays because somalis are not the somalis we knew. They
have all kinds of people in them. Gay,Lesbian,christian for money, christian by ignorance, jew for hatred, you name it man.

Plus look what people write carefully you can detect their psyche in their topics.

Yohanis did not look like MUSLIM. Some somali brothers do forbidden things and even worse but they are not
broad of it because they know it is forbidden
to sleep with women without paying the dues(religious and material dues that is).

This yohanis guy is complaining big time. I hope somalian women will be safe from his KUFR.
This is why we talk to the sisters all the time to be careful who the get involved with.

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Sister

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Bashir Abdi, don't you know that Mr. Cool is a sister?? you are addressing her as a man.
It is clear from other postings that you are new to this forums, and you jump to conclusions. Take your time bro.

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SiHaM

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Sister:LOL Good one girl!

Mr.Cool: Please don't repeat yourself girl. He didn't get the point and I doubt that he will ever get it. Talk to you later?

Anybody got gum?


Later!

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Bashir Abdi.

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Sista.
I went by the name and it denotes masculinity so why dig deep and find the gender of the person I address to if the username is a Mr. And I haven't been to where mr cool admitted otherwise.

You are right SISTA, I have been visiting here now and then, but only recently was when I jotted down something. About the jumping to conclusions hhmmm, well let me say I am at a loss here but would very much like to apologise to you if I stepped on you alright?..
Thanks for letting me know that anyway. But Mr cool can enjoy my confusion too because women starve for little musculinity these days so what the heck!.(if this is true otherwise I don't mean it).

hey sista,have a good ramadan wasalaam.

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Mr Cool

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LOl@Girls

Siham
Sure girl! Same place as always and same time! See ya there sis. :)

Bashir Abdi
lol@ you got that right! I had a good kick out of it so bro is all good. Thanks for your info.

Is almost Iid! So Happy Iid to you all.

Yohanis,
My brother, we will be praying for your soul if all this is true.

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Yohanis

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Yohanis's introduction to public:
Yohanis was born in Ethiopia but he grew up in somali [ great city of mogadishu]
= Yohanis knows how to speak somali language
= Yohanis was number 1 in him class[ hard to believe but its true]
Yohanis is 100% muslin but i don't care what anybody says.
Yohanis is his real name. if you grew up in hamar-weyne village, you might remembered the names like Yohanis, Burhanis,and Abdulinis because that is the place we grew up.

you know, our great pro=[Mohamed, c/s/w] said. "when the end of the world is nearing you'll see those who acts like they're the real islam, the way they dress, the way they talk, and the way they present themselves to you, will make you to believe that they're the real islam while in fact they're not. and they're proceding their own agenda, whatever that agenda may be." Bukhari{reprinted in 1954}, cairo.p.154. since somalia was errupted by the civil war, we'd seen many people who're acting like they're "born again" muslims. those who were the member of Siyad Barre's regime or his supporters are leading the charge. they killed, they robbed, they raped, and they tortured many innocent people and they're trying, despite all of their hidious crimes they had committed, to make assumptions of not being muslim about other people. acting like they're the true islam.hey..according to our great "Quraan",they will be first inline to hell when they die, because they broke every Islamic law toward innocent people. Well to be honest with you...i never missed [except few occassions that i was travelling] any prayer since when i was 15[ walaahi]. and if you're looking at the name Yohanis......hey... you can name your son any name you like despite whatever religion you believe. if you think people like, Tariq Azziz[ the deputy prime minister of Iraq, and Boutros Boutros Ghali[ former foreing minister of Egypt, and former U.N. secratry G] are muslim,think again, they're chritians and they have islamic names. my point is,the name you have doesn't count but....your religion and your personality. and please don't prejudge people's religion without asking them. if you're those "Born again" muslims who supported siyad Barre's regime prepare yourself to hell..but if you're muslim and never killed an innocent people, a great Salute from me and may be we'll see in heaven when we die" insha'alah" .
Salute.

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Sister

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Is this another case of people jumping to conclusions accusing other people of what they are not????? Qoof Rabakuum yaa muslimiin!

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Alex

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The reason Somali women don’t date us Somali men is, when we go to bed with them, we tend to tell their friends. Is that simple enough for you. Don’t kiss and tell next time and you will enjoy……….

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Ansaari

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Yohanis!

Maqaalkeygi hore kuguma dhihin GAAL, ee waxaan kaa dalbanayey in aad waxa inoo jilcisid.

OK!, Wallaahu Aclam waxaad tahay, balse dhaqankaada & sida aad la timid halkan, mowduucyada aad halka soo dhigtey sida:

- "Do we have some somali Christians? And if we do...where are they?",

- Iyo baafinta aad baafineysay soomali kirishtaana & adigoo bixiyey emailkaada si ciddii uu khuseeyo "kristanku" kuula soo xirrikaraan xataa si (anonymous) ahaana,

- Iyo weliba mowduucan kore ee cusub ee aad haddana isla markiiba furtey oo ku saabsan "Somali women & Dating" intaas oo dhan waxa aay dhaawici kartaa ama qarrin kartaa ama mugdi gelin kartaa shaqsiyadaada & islaamnimadaada (xataa haddiiba aad islaam tahay).

Qofka waxaa fiican inuu si fiican uga baarandego ugana fiirsado mowduuciisa kahor inta uusan usoo dhigin bulsho weynta.

Meeshan qof qof yaqaana malahan, balse waxaa qof walba lagu xukmiyaa laguna ogaan karaa ruuxa ama sifaha uu yahay & qaabka qoraalkiisu u dhacayo ama u janjeeeeeeero!.

Mideeda kale soomaali gaal ah waa jiraa, Xamar Weyne cid walba muslim/gaalo weey degeneyd, markaa soomali reer Xamar Weeyne ah gaal wuu noqon karaa soomalina ah.

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Nasir

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Yohanis;
with no disrespect if your statement above is true
why are you keeping this Jewish name i don`t get it, and don`t tell us there used to be Yohanis`s
or Buhanis`s in Xamar,i think you meant BURHAN instead of Burhanis or YONIS instead of Yohanis.
peace.

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Nasir

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Ansaari:
maxaa ka wadaa Xamarweyne gaal iyo muslinba wey deganaayeen iyo soomaali reer Xamarweyne ah gaal wuu noqon karaa ilaahey maa kugu og ama ishaadaa
ku aragtay? what you mean somaali reer xamarweyne ah gaal wuu noqon karaa? khoof rabbak!!!this is ramadan remember?
peace.

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Bashir Abdi.

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Brother NASIR.

Ansaari wuxuu isticmaaley possibility sida aan anigu u fahmey. Runtiina sida aan moodi jirney markaan soomaaliya joogney mahan sheekada. Hadda
waa la iska shakiyaa sababtana waxaa keeney soomaali badan oo aad u badalan ayaa la arkey.

Tusaale.

Meel baan wiil iskala shaqeyn jirney, dhowr maalmood ayuusan imaan shaqadii. Kadib markuu soo laabtey ayuu ii sheegey wax layaab leh oo uu soo arkey maalmihii uu maqnaa.

Wuxuu ii sheegey inuu soo bixinaayey tikidh loo saarey gaarigiisa wuxuuna aadey dhismaha dawladda
hoose ee magaaldaan deggannahay. Wuxuu ii sheegey in wiishka ama elevetaorka uu kula kulmey wiil soomaaliyeed oo u baahan tarjumaan maxkamadna ku qoran maalinkaas.

Willkii ayaan u tarjumey ayuu ii sheegay. Markaanse weydiiyey waxaa wiilka loo heystey wuxuu ii raaciyey INUU AHAA KHANIIS MIDDI KU DHUFTEY NIN CADDAAN AH OO SAXIIB AY AHAAYEEN KADIB MARKII NINKA CADDAANKA UU SAAXIIB KHANIIS KALE KA RAACEY.

Hadda arrinta si fiican u fahan. Waxa wax midida ku dhufanaaya waa ninka soomaaliga ah maseer daraaddii. Markaan irir maxaad ka doontey oo ku raaciyey wuxuu ISAGOO XISHOONAAYA II RAACIYEY INUU IGA XISHOODEY OO UU II SHEEGI KARI WAAYEY WIILKA QANIISKA INEY ILAMA ADEER AHAAYEEN.

Sababta wiilka aan isula shaqeyno uu u raaceyna ay tahay hooyada KHANIISKA DHASHEY OO baridey daraaddiis. Maxaa yeeley soomaalidii oo dhan baa diiddey maxkammadda iney u raacaan KHANIIS SOOMAALIYEED.

Saaxiib, ISLAANNIMO magac maahan, sideedaba waxaan aniga la yaabi jirey dadka sida yiraahada. Aniga saaxiibu cilmi maahi. Laakiin markaan eeg eegey dhaqanka gaalada waxaa ii caddaatey islaanimadu ineyan aheyn u dhalasho oo ay tahay ficil lagu dhaqmo shahaadada ka sokow. Haddii aan amriga cabbo, oo aan dumarka la seexdo, oo katiinad qoorta ku xirto, oo doofaarka aan u cuno anigoo magaceyga bashiir la yirahdo sow ilama yaabteen.

Saaxiib wax kaloo layaab leh aan kuu sheego.

Hadda ka hor waa tii SALVATORE COLOMBO ee gaalkii kirishtaanka faafin jirey ahaa magaalada muqdisho waa tii la diley.

Waxaa kaniisadda soo saartey MEMOIRS iyo wayaalihii uu ka qabtey soomaaliya iyo taariikhdii uu yimid.
Waxaan aniga heley oo koobbi la ii siiyey personal
historigiisii oo ku qoran ingiriisiga.

Wallaahi ilaahey baa iijeeda markaan halkaan wax ku qoraayo oo wadnaha i istaajin kara haddaan been sheegaayo WAXAA KU SAWIRNAA NINKII DADKA BARYI JIREEN EE SHIIKH NUUR XUSEEN LA ORAN JIREY KA WARAN HEE?..
OO garab taagan SALVATORE COLOMBO ioyagoo gacanta isgalinaaya oo dhowr qofood labad dhinac sawirrada kaga jiraan waxeyna xarunta UU KULAHAA JILIB oo hitaa waagii dambe la ii sheegey anigoo magaalo AFAMDOW LA YIRAAHDO jooga in laga soo bililiqeystey SEX MOVES kawarran saaxiib.

Saaxiib dadka sidaad mooddey maahan. YOHANIS isagaa isku darsadey MAGAC YUHUUD iyo hadal BEER LAXAWSI KA MUUQDA.
why the hell does a muslim want to give refuge to a somali christian puzzles me?.

I can understand to help them overcome their misery but not supporting them by giving invitations and private e-mails.

And Ethiopia is know for it's forced missionary somali orphans my friend. My teacher of english in somalia was raised by them although he was muslim.

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PlanetX

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Hello to all those who are reading this message. I apologize for the fact that I am leaving this message in an area of the forums that is of a different subject matter than my message. But I really need this message to be read by some Somali people.

I am not Somali, but I am learning the Somali language. I have been studying it for about 5 months. It is TRULY a beautiful language as I hear it spoken. I live in Minneapolis, Minnesota, U.S.A.. There are many Somalis around me, and I see them often. Some of them are even my friends.

As I study the Somali language, I am coming across a number of hurdles, some of which I cannot overcome without the help of others. I have 3 Somali-English dictionaries, but that is not enough. For that reason I am humbly requesting that if there is any person who is willing to help me in my efforts, could you please e-mail me. I would only need to send you one e-mail about every 2 weeks (or even less often than that). My questions would be in the e-mail. The time it would take you to answer the questions in each e-mail would be 10 minutes or less.

I know that I am not supposed to advertise in this forums. But I'm not actually trying to sell anything, and I hope that my message does not fall into an unacceptable category with regard to what is allowed in this forums. If this is the case, then I do apologize. But in all honesty, I am just sincerely trying to learn your language, and I need some help.

In the past, when I have tried to ask some other Somali people for help, I have found more or less the same questions to be asked to me. So, I will state these facts now, since I imagine that some of you may be hesitant to help unless you knew this information:

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The reason I'm learning Somali is for multiple reasons:

(1) I have some Somali friends, and would like to be able to talk with them also in their language
(2) I see Somali people A LOT because of where I live (Minneapolis, Minnesota, U.S.A), and I would like to be able to speak with them in their language.
(3) I'm an open-minded person with regard to other cultures, and I try not to be single-minded, and I think it's good to know about others.
(4) I see Somali people where I work also, and I would like to be able to communicate in their language with them.
(5) I enjoy studying foreign languages in general.
(6) I think it is a very beautiful language.
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About myself:

I'm male, a student (college student), and I was born in Minnesota
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Some of the Somali people that I have asked for help in the past have said, "why don't you ask for help from the Somali people that you see in your city?"

The reason why that is not practical is because of the time issue. I am trying to get more that 1 helper. Why? Because shortly after I started learning the Somali language, some of the questions I had asked other Somali people have lead me to this answer from them; "There are different dialects, depending on whether you are from the North of Somalia, the South of Somalia, etc." Not only that, I have seen that certain words I would ask a person, he / she might know what it means, but another person would not have ever heard of the particular Somali word (and visa-a-versa ). Thus, for that reason, since I'm reading different Somali texts in the Somali language which are written by different authors (some of which may be from the North, or some of which might be from the south), I need to have helpers from different places in Somalia. So my basic idea is to be able to send my e-mail questions to more than 1 person (to a couple of people who are from different places in Somalia). That way, I can be sure to get the answer (that only a person from the North might be aware of, or only an answer that a person from the South might be aware of). That is why it is not practical to ask people in person in my city because it takes too much time running around trying to get different responses from different people with different dialects if the first person I ask does not know the answer perhaps due to the fact that this person is not from a certain region where a certain word is not even used (and this word just happens to be the word that I'm asking for the meaning of).
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"Why don't you just go to one of those Somali web sites and get grammar books and stuff?"

This is also not enough. I have already bought 3 English-Somali dictionaries, and I have access to Somali grammar books. But there are some questions that you need to ask others. For example, here is one question that I had asked one Somali person not too long ago. In a Somali text that I was reading, I saw this sentence, <<Gurigaannu ka shaqaynaynaa>> . . I already knew the word "shaqo" for "work", and I know the word "guriga" for "house".. . But the "aannu" ending was confusing. If I try to find "aannu" in a 500 page Somali grammar book, forget it-- it would take 3 hours. But the Somali person easily told me that this construction was the way of speaking in a certain area of Somalia. He said that it is a short way of saying, "Guriga aynu ka shaqaynaynaa" . . And then I understood!! To be very honest, I need people that I can ask when I have certain problems that a dictionary or a 500 page grammar book can't answer. . If I were a Somali person, then maybe I could find this information in a grammar book, but I'm not Somali, so I need people to help me.
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And the last question that I've gotten a lot of time is, "Hey man, you are Somali, why don't you just admit it! I don't believe you!"

No, I am not Somali. I am American. I cannot prove it unless you live in Minneapolis, and you meet me.
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Well, I think that is about it. Once again, I apologize if this message is inappropriate for this area of the forums.

If any person is willing to help me, I WOULD VERY MUCH SO appreciate it. Basically, I need a person who speaks both Somali and English fluently, and who is also able to read the Somali language. My e-mail is as follows..

abdulkareem100@hotmail.com

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Ansaari

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To PlanetX

We are really sick-tired of your postings here in this forums for last several days. Everywhere in this forums we can read these long long postings. Could you please STOP this and find another way to get help for your problem.

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Ansaari

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Naser
Salaamu Caleykum!

Walaal, micnaha aan ula jeeday sheekada waxaa i fahmay brother Bashir Abdi.

Walaal Xamar-Weyne gaal wuu degi karey, cid u diideysana ma lehan. Anigu ma dhihin waxaan garanayaa gaalo dageneyd, balse waxaan sheegay in cid ka xigta deegaankaas aysan jirrin.

Waagii hore waxaan u haystay in soomaali 100% muslim tahay, balse hadda madhaho, kumana dhaco in aan dhaho waxaanu nahay 100% muslim.

Soomaliya waxaa laga heli jirey dad Illaah & Rasuulka caayi jirey, waxaana u haysanaya in aay muslim yihiin. Waxaase kaloo jiri jirey dad waxaan Allaah aheyn kaalmo weeydiisan jirey, waxaana u haysanay in aay ahaayeen muslimiin saxa!. Xagga diinta marka la eego Diinta waay ka baxeen oo gaaloobeen. Halkan laguma koobi karo wixii wadanka ka jirey ee bidcinimada & gaalnimada ahaa.

Ciid Wanaagsan

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Ansaari

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Bashir Abdi

Salaamu caleykum

Walaal Rabadaan Kariim Wa Kulla Caam Wa antum bi keyr.

Walaal waan kugu raacsanahay. Maanta Soomaali waa ay is badahshey. Halkan scandenevianka aan joogo waxaa jira kuwa badan oo soomali ah oo diintii ka tagey. Waxaa la arkey Kuwo qaniis/qaniisad ah, ama etiyiista noqday & kuwa sida nasaarada gaalada noqday oo wax ceshaaba jirrinba oo haddii aad dhahdo Allahaa ka baq, dhoore & nin dambeeya kuu moodaya. cajiib!!

Alloow noo gargaar oo nabadbaadi.

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LADAN

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waa idinku raacsanahay Ansaari iyo Bashiir, soomaaliyaan ahay iyo muslinaan ahay waxee noqdeen labo erey oo aad u kala duwan.
Gabadhoo saaxiibtey ah aa ii sheegeesay mid walaalkeed ah oo xanaaqo hadii bismilaah agtiisa lagu dhoho markii wax la cunaayo.
Waxay dhahday wuxuu dhahaa "YAAQEEYOOW QEELADA NAGA DHAAFA BADARKA WAA NAGU AADAAYEE"
Marka MR Yohanis dad u soo ekoooooooooooow!!!!!!!
Labo lug oo xaad leh ha laguugu imaado!!!!!

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Bashir Abdi.

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Ansaari.

Asalaamu caleykum walaal. Waxaa jira proplem yar
oo nagu heysta meesha ah "Y'll better wake up".

Maalmahaan oo idil waxaan isku heysanney nin isku magaacaaby JAMA oo runtii si kastaba u hadal eg AHMED.

Walaal wuxuu si gardarro ah u maagey wiil caddaan oo muslin ah. Waxaan u sheegey inuu iska daayo ninka oo faraha ka qaado.

Jawaabtiisa wuxuu ku billaabey CANAAN aniga iyo dad kale uu canaanaayo sidii innagoo hore utuno innooga dhexeysay wuxuuna isticmaalaayey MAGACA JAAMAC.

Hadda waa i beer laxawsadey ninka odaga ah. Waxaan rabaa meesha intaad booqasho inaad bal ila eegto
INUU AHMED YAHAY NINKA IYO INKALE.

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Bille Samatar

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Iam tired of those hypocrates who jump to conclusions that so and so are muslims because of their names.I do not there are muslim names but arabic names.Umar bin Ghatab was called that name even before he became a moslem,Abubakar,Uthman and Ali likewise.You can be a very good moslem and have unarabic name.So please somalis what happened to our traditional somalian names.Give a break to bro Yohanis he confirmed that he is a muslim brother .What do you need more?

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Bille Samatar

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Excuse my english I forgot to write think between not and there.

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MO

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Asalamu alekum To all:
If my memory serves me right, I met Yohanis in a chat room where he started a clan war and when I asked others not to talk to him, he accused me of being close to Aidid. He misled some emotional people who started to insult me.

This brother while enjoying what he has done to me, sent me a private message "Don't mess with me you fucking somali. I can play with your little fucking minds anyway I want. He told me that he is from ethopia although he grew up in Somalia". He said we •••• somalis day and night. I remember him say "look at that rooms and see how easy I can play with your little minds".

By the way, Mr. Yohanis, remember me "MO" You could play with our minds but the biggest mistake you made was to talk to me in private that day!

MO - your worst nightmare mr. Amxaar.

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Yohanis

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To Mo:
[walaahi] i don't remember chatting with a person like you.
i never talk about the tribal thing that many somalis enjoys to play with but i'd loved to chase the supporters of those who killed many innocent somalis Like Aidiid and Siyad Barre or any other warlord. having say that,if you in anyway,support any man who enjoyed the killing of his fellow somalis like Aidiid, you'll find yourself regreting that support. Because many of those killers [Aidiid, Siyaad barre, Mahamed cabdulle hassan]are in the hands of God and their victims are enjoying the judgement of God.remember God is [qafuru raxiim and shadiidu ciqaab, at the same time]. General Aidiid had had the opportunity to safe many lives but rather chose to killed them.General Aidiid died of a gun shot wound. He also tested, like many of his victims, the pain and suffering caused by a bullet. i'd loved to see him to go through that same path that his victims did.
Salute................

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Yasmine

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I'm really shocked! What is this dating and boyfriend/girlfriend crap? Have you lost your identities as Muslims and as Somalis when you all came to the US Canada Europe or wherever? Our country may be inaccessible to us at the moment, but the least we can do is uphold our culture and our traditions. Take advantage of the opportunities that are available to you in these foreign lands, pursue you educations, support your families, but NEVER forget who you are. Somalis have thus far made a name of shame for themselves, that we're lazy, directionless, ignorant, and always looking for handouts. Let's end this steroetype and reclaim our pride as a people. One day we will go back home -- let's hope that when that day comes we've all made something of ourselves and have something to contribute to our precious land. Insha Allah Tacaalah.

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MsSoul

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Yasmine Enough is enough. You sound like a broken record. This is the second time that I've seen the same posting in one day. Copying and pasting?

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Awoowe

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MsSoul
Waad xanuunsan tahayee Allaha ku daaweeyo. Faduul badanidaa!. Naa meel joog oo qaraarka iska dhaaf.

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Waryaa

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Salama....

Always a delicate and tender man would remain his tendencies unless he himself would allow and permit what his heart wants to.

That is the case that we Somalis are experiencing while we remain in a foreign nation or people. We do jump, by taking a long pace, into a peculiar and unknown culture such as publicity declaring how an unbeliever behaves. Why on earth do we have to raise an issue such as this, that our "noble sister," as I call, to have a boyfriend; if your mind is brainwashed because of this worldly world an unbeliever enjoys, then cherish him awhile untill the Truth itself would clarify to yourself.

I couild sense and visualize that there is at least something wrong with this fellow "claimer" brother of 'Yohanis,' which his name as its tone sounds like a Muslim name. Yes, it is a believer name, however, its exact pronouncation doesn't fit the primarily essence of a Muslim's at this time. Simple, Yoonis would be a melody name!

Bashir and Ansaari, your metholochical and psychological perception has a greater distance of fathom to this man. And I therefore in that concur willfully that this man is somewhat don't fit the categorical unique describtion of a Muslim.

Quite Peace!!

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Ansaari

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To Bashir Abdi
Ciid wanaagsan walaal. Fadlan igala soo xariir e-mailkaygan kore.

To Bille Samatar
brother!, we are not talking about his name or "NAMES" here, but the man's ATTITUDE. And I think it's you who jump to conclusion without getting the point here. Pls read all other topics posted by this man called Yohanis.

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Ansaari

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Ku. Waryaa

Salama caleykum

Waxaan ku faraxsanahay in aad nala dareentay waxa aanu halka ku aragnay. Nasiib xumo qaar walaalaha ka midi ahi ma arkaan, xataa haddii loo tilmaamo.

Ciid Wanaagsan
W/Salaam

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Bashir Abdi.

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Waryaa.

There are a lot of guys who are womanizers in these forumss based on their postings with western usernames. However, If you closely look at Yohanis's title combined with his name and the many fingerprints he left in the other somalisites, I concluded this guy was a big time hypocrat who wanted to plant the seed of immorality and hatred among somalis. Look at this title again."why somali women hate to date us".Or may be let me refrase it"why somali women don't want to sleep around with us".After all that is what dating is all about. He is honest in his begging for sex and adultery.You don't see that in other people's writings. Other people write as if they know the consequenses of their postings, But this guy needs our scrutiny and attention which I think he already won. He is a big time looser. A tigrean savage who hates everything unorthodox.

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subsubsub

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lol................you people are sick and need help..let me call an ambulance.hold on a moment.

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Ladan

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Yohanis

My dear, may god bless your soul! You have saided something I was saying all along!...About our poor men and their lack of social skills..(Thats when it comes to women)......Theres one thing I will add to what u have said..The reason most of our sisters wont date you men is thats you started to dating out side of your race and at the end when the little ride was over, you have decied to make a come back!.....So lets just say people aren't always there for others own convience!...I am guessing its the sisters turn now......Even tho I decided not to abuse these poor fellows any more but something you never forget.....like the way our men dis our girls..like they are nothing...I can't even get started theres sooo much to say!

All the others stop dissing each other and grow up!...No one can be judged by their nick....Nick does not carry the religion of one..Nor can anyone say one isn't muslim..Thats just bad assumption....

Peace and love~

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wiil danmark jooga

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BASHIIR iyo ANSARI, aad iyo aad ayuu micno lahaa, sida aad noo tusaalayseen, laakin waxaan intaas ku dari lahaa, waxaad ku faraxdiin in shalay aanu ahayn dad muslim ah oo daciifa maantase, dadka soomaaliyeed intooda badan waxay diyaar u yihiin, inay diintooda u dhintaan---------yohanis waxa uu iska dhaadhiciyay in soomaalidu qabiil qabiil tahay, markaas ayuu marna inoo caayaa siyad bare marna caydiid,---------waxay ahaayeen laba marxuum oo soomaali ah ilaah ayaana og waxa ay mutaysanayaan..........BASHIIR CABDI saaxiib niyada dhiso, dhowaan waxaan ka imid muqdisho, sida saadaashu tahay waxaa ka dhalanaya dowlad islaami ah, walaahi waxaad arkaysaa mooryaantii shalay oo maanta gar daystay oo digriga ilaah afka ku haya, TUUGADA war lords-ka dhamaan waxaa la marsiin doonaa maxkamad cadaalad ah---------SHALAY IYO MAANTA WAXAAD OGAATIIN INAY MAANTA SOOMAALI MUSLIM TAHAY!!!!!!!!

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Wiil danmark jooga

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ANSAARI, BASHIIR CABDI, WARYAA
Yuusan idin qaldin YOHANIS, waxa magacyada kala gedisan idiinla baxaya waa isaga oo kali ah----car ku arka qof soomaali soo qoraya oo isaga ku fikrad ah.

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cajabo

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Salaamu calaykum!

To all my brothers and sisters I pray Allah that you have all enjoyed the Eid festivities.

As to my brother Yohanis who has claimed he is indeed Muslim, I have a question: what is exactly your belief with regards to incorporating the teachings of Islam in your daily life? In other words, where do you stand Islamically?
Not that I am your judge or anything of the sort. But I believe that when one has taken upon himself to start topics of discussion, he or she has to look deeply at the consequences and educational value if there is any. And as you so aptly pointed out Sayid, Barre and Aidid were not good Muslims. However, they did claim Islam as their religion and their Creator will deal with them. I read and answered one of your question pertaining to Somali culture. You seem to have an agenda or am I giving you too much credit? Anyways, Brother, I am not disputing your faith just your beliefs. And if you could clarify them I would greatly appreciate it.

To Ansari, Bashiir Cabdi and Waryaa:

Dear Brothers,

I would like to thank you for pointing it all out to us. I believe Yohanis is a reckless overzealous young man that has embraced the Western culture and can't find someone like him and is hence using this forums to influence the rest of our youth. He always asks and gives the answer in his topic clearly demonstrating that his aim is not to open up a discussion/debate but to get his point across. Thank you all for your dilligence because this medium is indeed one that can influence our people and we should be able to use it in accordance with the Quran and the Sunnah of our Prophet (SAW).

To Yasmine:

Dearest Sister,

I can only congratulate you on your response and intelligence. May Allah reward you and bless you.

Salaamu calaykum all

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Yasmine

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To MsSoul --
Broken record or not I still think something needs to be said about the "lifestyles" Somalis have adopted upon arriving on foreign soil. Some of the topics in this website are simply ludicrous and are not reflective of our culture and tradition. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for open discussions, but let's not get too frivolous here -- let's put this network to proper use. Sorry if I offended you and if I came off as "preachy" but I really was disappointed.

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HONEY

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My dear Yohanis....
You stated that somali girls are running away from you.....Did you really sit down and think about why are you scarying off these girls?....WHAT YOU GOTTA TO OFFER A SOMALI GIRL?....AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT JUNIOR, CAUSE EVERY GUY GOT THAT.....
THINK HARD , RESPOND TO ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

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geesi

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honey tell me what nigger can offer ..drugs to be pimp, to beat u to cheat u and at end of the day to leave u even if there is a good nigger what do u have to offer that nigg woman cannot offer get real go and follow your imigination and see how far it takes u i know 10 somali girls who was like u and u know have of it commited suicide and half of it have aids u think nigger will be faithful to u .....

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Elias

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I am realizing that Somalis are not only ignorant but "Arrogant-Ignorants" - A most deadly combination.
Yohanis- why do you even want to bother with them.

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HONEY

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To geesi...
ARE YOU HIGH ON SOMETHING???....OR SHOULD I SAY BITTER!!!!....ARE YOU MAD AT THE WORLD MY BOY, ENJOY LIFE WHILE YOU CAN CAUSE THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN SITTING AROUND AND WRITTING NASTY COMMENTS ABOUT PEOPLE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW....BRAVO MY BOY, YOU ARE DOING GREAT WITH YOUR WISDOM WORDS, BUT GUESS WHAT STICKS AND STONES CAN BREAK MY BONES BUT WORDS CAN'T....SO BE MY GUEST AND SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE IN YOUR MISERABLE MIND, THAT IS ONE WAY OF RELEASING YOUR STRESS....MAYBE YOU CAN TEACH ME SOME INSULTS WHILE YOU ARE AT IT.
LOVE, HONEY

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honey

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To geesi...
ARE YOU HIGH ON SOMETHING???....OR SHOULD I SAY BITTER!!!!....ARE YOU MAD AT THE WORLD MY BOY, ENJOY LIFE WHILE YOU CAN CAUSE THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN SITTING AROUND AND WRITTING NASTY COMMENTS ABOUT PEOPLE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW....BRAVO MY BOY, YOU ARE DOING GREAT WITH YOUR WISDOM WORDS, BUT GUESS WHAT STICKS AND STONES CAN BREAK MY BONES BUT WORDS CAN'T....SO BE MY GUEST AND SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE IN YOUR MISERABLE MIND, THAT IS ONE WAY OF RELEASING YOUR STRESS....MAYBE YOU CAN TEACH ME SOME INSULTS.
LOVE, HONEY

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Axmedkheyr

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Yohanis - why don't you date your Ethopian ladies instead of trying Somalis without success! Most Somali ladies would rather throw-up instead of dating Ethopians like you!

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Elias

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geesi????
To Honey,
geesi???? What? do you mean me? Elias?
See what I mean- you need help.

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geeis

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honey
all somali man are too good to date trash and left over like u

so we don't need your repulsive comments here here is purely for somalis take to somewhere else if the nigg left u kill your self if he has not yet saty with him and inhale the coc with him stay away from here

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TONYA

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Somali men are pathetic, and big mouths, thats why somali girls like me don't date them.

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Macaani

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Yohanis

Hore aa loo sheegi adoon dergi hal walax aas weligii ku fekeraa.Anaa kuu sheegaayo waxaas u waasi geber soomaali:

B-itoobyaan aa tahay oo ka hooseeyo
T-Kafac-Kafac aa adoomo noo eheedeen
J-Sidii xoolihii aa beec noo ahaaseed
X-shen jeer xiteey hadiis is daqdi,weli waa soo shiiree
Q-itoobyaa aa tahay areebonimo fir aa u leedahay:afkiin sidii boosaneer aas u uraa madaxiine waabo mooro injir.
D-sodon jiriin,sagaal jir soomaali aa ka aqli badan.

Tirada joogsi ma leh,cawada dhan aa la wadi karaa.Geber bilis iyo ad isku baab ma tihiin,ee meeha ka bood.

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Eng. Omar

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To Yohanis, Elias and Ladan:

You are incompatible with our culture. Can I simply say you are not welcome in this forums. We don't care whether you are from Somalia, Ethiopia or from another planet. We somalians have got a code of conduct and we don't want you to spoil our coherance, brotherhood and above all our Islamic values. Haven't heard " birds of same feathers fly together".

Sincerely yours Eng. Omar Abdinur UK.

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TROUBLEGIRL

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PEOPLE

Here we go again on another unsolved BATTLE OF THE SEXES topic........Don't we all GET IT by now.........UNLESS MEN CHANGE THEIR WAYS..."Dating techniques" our perceptions will remain the same........NO CHANGE...NO HORMAR

YOHANIS
U need to change your approach mate....inorder to get a Somali girl to respond to your feelings. U need to look inside yourself and point out the techniques you are using...IMPROVISE......Change is never the solution but atleast you tried.

PEACE

TROUBLE

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