     Guled | Unrecorded Date
LADIES AND GENTELMEN THE MOST 5 ROMANTIC GUYS OF THE YEAR
Handsome1
Yaaska
Caafi
Xirsi
Khalid
and the winner is.....Handsome1..waaaaaw Congratulations!!!
LADIES AND GENTELMEN THE MOST 5 ROMANTIC LADIES OF THE YEAR...
Ladan
Amran
Caraweelo
Manaxdo
Sihaam
and the winner is...Ladaaaan.Congratulations..waaaw
Ladan says...(oooh,i'm speechless,i can't beleive that i got this wonderful reward....I know that i owe many thanxs to many ppl like..
Mustafe and i thank them for the remarkble work they have done for me.
thank you all.
LADIES AND GENTELMAN THE MOST 5 TERRIBLE GUYS OF THE YEAR ARE...
Hebel
Axoow
Neefowkaniin
Kawaanle
Mullah
and the winner is...NeefowKaniin...waaaaw Congratulations..lol
LADIES AND GENTELMAN THE MOST 5 INTELLIGENT GUYS OF THE YEAR ARE...
Khalid
Abshir Abdi
Alex
Anon2
Yasir
and the winner is....Khalid...waaaaw Congratulations
that is all. byee |
| Anonymous | Unrecorded Date
Guled
You forget one.
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE MOST 5 UNINTELIGENT GUYS ARE...."
Guled
Guled
Guled
Guled
Guled
"and the uncontested winner is....of course!. Wuuuw no congratualtions?" |
| Ladan | Unrecorded Date
Gulled
Bro I think I have been getting more awards than I should have!...But thanks!U are right I am speechless!..I don't know anything to say..Other than I think I know someone called handsome1 at mirc!????? |
| hebel | Unrecorded Date
You stupid copycat.
You can't even pull your own idea.
How stinking cheap you really are
Stealing other people's hard work.
You ought to be sued...
And hanged then shot and cut up into little tiny pieces and fed to the birds. And then brought back to live just to do you the same way over and over and over again |
| Alex | Unrecorded Date
And the most complainer award goes to Hebel, there you go. You got your own award.
Take care bother.
Alex. |
| hebel | Unrecorded Date
Alex love you too bro.
But aren't I right or aren't I right bro? |
| Guled | Unrecorded Date
hebel.
I Feel sorry for you boy and my heart even bleeds for your not having any award at all.
Absolutly did i say you are the most Horrible person i have ever seen before..lama ooyo sxb hadaad reward heli weydey qasabna laguma helee oohinta naga daa nacasyahow. |
| honey | Unrecorded Date
I think Alex deserves the award.....
After observing his messages, i find him very very interesting guy!!! |
| Alex | Unrecorded Date
Honey what could be so interesting in me? Nothing zilch, nada.
Brother hebel I hear you brother, I feel your pain, take it easy, keep hope alive.
Yours truly Alex. |
| X | Unrecorded Date
Alex baby, please fix your key board the numbers are annoying....
Peace
X |
| Alex | Unrecorded Date
X I called Tech support They kept me re routing to an infinitive loop, now I’m forced to read the
DAM MANUAL. First I have to find it, and if you are thinking why doesn’t the idiot buy a new
keyboard, baby I lost all my $1,250 life savings in the stock market my trying to get rich quick by
day trading, now I can’t even effort a cup of sturback coffee. I ••• back to the 7-11 coffee. |
| Muna | Unrecorded Date
Alex,
I want to know where do you live that you even can't avoid a cup of coffee. Brother I think you learn your lesson next time don't put all your money in one place.
Anyway, you made 7-11 coffee sound really, is it worst than McDonald cofee? |
| Alex | Unrecorded Date
Dear Muna now I’m homeless due to my miss fortune, The reason I lost the money is not by
putting all in one basket it’s of NOT holding the stock to it. Don’t worry CAYARI WAA GELIN
DAMBE. Isn’t that what they say back home.
Muna 7-11 coffee is worst in my opinion. |
| Muna | Unrecorded Date
Dear Alex,
There are alot of homeless shalters in DC this time of the year, so why not join one......just kidding.
However, I have a question for you if you are homeless as you claim which i know it's just figure of speech, where do you get the money to buy a cup of coffee?
Bythe way, what is with the numbers or are they your licence plate for your DC cap? |
| JZ | Unrecorded Date
evening folks.
Alex
Sorry to hear about your lose on day trading.... next time, try wiring it over to the distant relative back home! lol.
Muna
lol@@@DC cab plate #.... Maybe it is the corporate account number! (Alex Cabs incorporated)..lol
Does MacDonald serve coffee? Hmmmmm.... I wouldn't know, never go there. But, I know that 7-11's is terrible!
peace 'n luv. |
| Muna | Unrecorded Date
JZ,
If you think 7-11 is horrible then you should never try McDonalds coffee believe me is the worst coffee that you will test.
Are you telling the poor Alex is going to file bankrupcy in the middle of tax time? |
| hebel | Unrecorded Date
Gulled you're an idiot, I don't care what you pretend to give but you’re a copycat. (Just like Hip Hop)
Next time PULL your own show or s.h.i.t whichever you can, but stop the stinking copycat.
IT'S THE POINT STUPID |
| Guled | Unrecorded Date
LADIES AND GENTELMEN THE MOST 5 UNDERSTANDBLE GUYS OF THE YEAR ARE...
Jz
khalid
kamaal
Alex
Yusuf
and the winner is....Aleeeeeeex...wooooow Congratulations boy.
Alex says( ow man,I have no word to describe my happiness,ahha,I can't beleive it..oooh,you know what...when i was a kid my mom used to tell me about being intelligent and,hmmm,ahaá,anyway, First of all,Price be to Allah and second i'm thanking for my brothers and sisters who impelled me to take this wonderful reward which i even don't deserve...am, Truly,you can't be a man unless you get a wonderful woman who can make you the happiest man in the world..i'm thanking for my beautiful wife(sahra)for her encauragment..ahha
thank you all and I love you all..I'm very gratful.
LADIES AND GENTELMEN THE MOST 5 UNDERSTANDBLE LADIES OF THE YEAR ARE...
X
honey
Muna
Manaxdo
Ladan
and the winner is...Munaaaaaa..woooow Congratulations.
Muna ( weeps for happiness and says "ooooh my God..oooh my God..am i dreaming or is it true?
I got nothing to say but thank you all for this brilliant award.
seeyou next time that is all today. |
| Alex | Unrecorded Date
Thank you brother guled. Now does the award come with a monetary award? If not thank you
anyway, It would have been good with a cash award. I could use it this weekend. |
| hebel | Unrecorded Date
you make me sick |
| muna | Unrecorded Date
Guled,
Thank you brother. |
| Alex | Unrecorded Date
why bro? |
| Alex | Unrecorded Date
Please don't get sick, we can't afford to loose you, You are the Michel Jordan of Somalinet.
Take care bro. |
| hebel | Unrecorded Date
ALEX WHAT THE HECK IS WITH THE NUMBERS? THEY DRIVING ME UP THE WALL. |
| Guled | Unrecorded Date
hebel.
I think you are insane and sick..you need to go to the nearst hospital where you can get a help or go to therapist cuz i'm worried about yo so much man..i wish i could help ya but i can't..
Guled |
| Alex | Unrecorded Date
Hebel I fixed the problem please don’t go postal on us ( postal means that people who when to
Vietnam and worked for the United States Postal service, sometimes get mad and start shooting
their co workers) so it means don’t start shooting. Hey you can go to Somalia and shoot people
up at your harts content, or until the cows come home.
Take it easy brother and have a good weekend. I’m going to head for Virginia to get lucky man
wish me luck. |
| Muna | Unrecorded Date
Alex,
Get lucky huh? I don't think you need any luck but some one to guide you to the right path......remember we are muslim and we don't do that........that is no no.......or else I will tell mother when she gets home........just kidding
Alex brother have a good weekend and take care. |
| hebel | Unrecorded Date
Gulled which way is the nearest hospital bro, I think it's time to make another appointment?
Alex you don’t need luck you need money and looks bro. |
| Therapist | Unrecorded Date
To hebel
you don't have to go to the nearest hospital while therapist is here..let me help you man contact me with the mobile phone number of (096746438)
therapist |
| hebel | Unrecorded Date
yeah? do you take medicaid? |
| Iisho | Unrecorded Date
To Hebel
Yes he takes it but if it's medalion you have get a referal from your PC |
| hebel | Unrecorded Date
whats a PC? my Hp? on the Nt? by the Dc/tc? |
| Guled | Unrecorded Date
To hebel
yes i do..i can cure you..i will just prescribe you some terrible medicines. |
| Warta suuqa | Unrecorded Date
Ar Hebel,
Arooy iska jur kuwaan kuwi cabdaqayaanka isticmaali jiray waayee, yeey ku halaagin. |
| hebel | Unrecorded Date
lol warta horaan umoodi kuwaan YAAAAAHUUUUU dheh.
ha i cunin iskubax sidii dhaqayaboorkii. |
| hebel | Unrecorded Date
yac wartasuuqa |
| Warta suuqa | Unrecorded Date
Farahaan laabtay, waa iga dhag dhagaayaan arooy. yac dheh. |
| Therapist | Unrecorded Date
hebel..Do you feel better now? |
| hebel | Unrecorded Date
I always felt the best,
why?
do U want me to feel bad doc? |
