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FEMALE BASHING.....It's only fair...TROUBLEGIRL

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Somali Women's Forum: Archive (Mar. 2000 - August 2000): FEMALE BASHING.....It's only fair...TROUBLEGIRL
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TROUBLEGIRL

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Hi everyone....

Before I get labelled as a FEMINIST,I would like to say that I have laughed at women oriented jokes also. So here are some of my favorite:-

1.How do you fix a woman's watch?
-U don't,There is a clock on the stove.

2.How do you know when a woman is about to say something intelligent?
-When she starts a sentence with,"A man once told me......."

3.Why do men pass gas more often than women?
-Coz women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

4.How does a brain cell from a woman die?
- Alone

5.How do you get a woman busy?
-Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner.

6.How do you get a woman to marry you?
-Tell her she is pregnant

7.What will a woman ask you when you tell her she is pregnant?
-Is it mine?

8.How does a woman kill a fish?
-She drowns it

9.A woman going to London on a plane.How do you steal her window seat?
-Tell her the seats that are going to London are in the middle row.

10.Why don't women like Anal Sex?
-They don't like their brains screwed with.

11.Why is a woman's coffin 'Y' shapped?
-Coz as soon as they are on their backs....they open thier legs

12.How do you know if a woman likes ya?
-She screws you 2 nights in a row.

13.What do female virgins eat?
-Baby food.

14.Why do women wear panties?
-To keep their ankels warm

15.What is the difference between a woman and an ironing board?
-It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board

That is all folks......Till next time....
STAY OUTTA TROUBLE.....lol.as if....

PEACE

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CiiseRooti

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Sis, waxba dambas ha isku qarin, you're the worst Feminist i ever set eyes on this site. Tolow godobtaan kaa galnay tiro badanaa

Peace

CiiseRooti

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TROUBLEGIRL

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Ciise ROOti.....


Don't even go there?------------------->yA THERE bro.

The forums was supposta generate HUMOUR......Ya humour is something you forgot to buy with your coffee this morning...CAPISHE

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femfatale

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loved it T-girl
esp. the Y-shape coffin......lol

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full of brains

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mistakenly idiotic............ didn't understand yet?? check ur brain cells may be they r prionated..

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TROUBLEGIRL

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FULL of brains.....

I can't believe you mis-spelled your own name.. u INTRODUCED yourself yesterday as FULL OF SH**.....

TROUBLE

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OdaCaBDuLe

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Hello So Called TroubleGirl..

Let me Advice Ya sista...I don`t think your Comments make any sense Whatsoever to the Majority of Somalis here in the NET..So Why don`t ya think again and write something Sensible Dear....

DO THINK AGAIN AND COME BACK WITH GOOD COMMENTS.

PS: BY THE WAY ..I AM A GREAT SUPPORTER OF WOMANS RIGHTS...WOMAN HAVE GREAT VALUES IN SOCIETY AND WE SHOULD ALL RESPECT THAT...BUT NOT THE WAY "SO CALLED TROUBLEGIRL MAKE HER PATHETIC COMMENTS"

Thanks..

Odacabdule oo idiin leh maalin wanagsan.
CIAO.

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Rough Ridder

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TroubleGirl
Q) How many sexiest does it take to change a light bulb?
A) none let the bitch cook in the dark.!!!!!!!!

Q) What is the difference between "ohhhh" and "ahhhh"
A) About four inches

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TROUBLEGIRL

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ODAYCABDULLE....

BITE ME MAN ! ! ! ! This forums was created to generate humour(HUMOUR is something you 4got in the toilet right next to your FALSE teeth this morning)...So I suggest you take your 60 yr old mentality elsewhere duqa. And if you think U are gonna get laid by claiming to be a WOMEN'S SUPPORTER....Ha ha ha ..4GET IT CAPISHE.....

ROUGH RIDDER
LOL......Keeep 'em coming

PEACE

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Rough Ridder

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Troublegorl for your infomation i am only 22.
Girls want to be dominated and like it, it is only a nature. this is how it works.
If you treat them like like lady they go and if you treat them like a dog they stay so you know wht i mean.
Deep down inside you, you can associate to what i ma saying nigger babe.

hey chill out babe
easy nah

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T-GIRL

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ROUGH RIDER

Only 22 huh.....hmmmm very baby lotion....

Anyways honey what makes you think that girls don't deserve respect.....Man U got it all wrong coz women LOVE TLC......And I don't mean the group CAPISHE....I am going to let you analyse that piece of INFO in private with your thoughts....OK...NITE NITE

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Rough Ridder

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Hehhee T-girl
I am the one who created TLC nigger babe
u know wat i am saying. Check dis one out as well
WIFE = Washing Ironing Fucking Etc.
yeyye there is more where that came from.
chill out nigger babe.

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