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Where are beautiful girl i used to see ?

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oldshcool

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Hi all;

I am wondering if Somali girls were look like this or if I am experiecing some techincal problems--problem of hunting right ones. In my good old days when i was in Somalia i used to see many beautiful, mouth-watering and sexaully-arousing somali girls. but now i hardly see them. All i see are: very short and dark-skinned ones, some overweight ones, too skiny ones, ones that has no good postures. what the hell is going on?.is it possible that my preception of beauty changed?. Am i alone on experiencing this techincal problem? what am i doing wrong? am i fishing a wrong lake or what? where are those slim tall 8 shaped somali girls?.

Please no attacks. i have rights to shop around and that is exactly all i am doing--enqurying why i am not getting the best deal lol.
if you find me irealistic please put it in a nice way. otherwaise "waa iska war heyneyaa".

old school.

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KUUSSEEY

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i could ask u the same question there buddy ..u somali men are the same in thiz situation...now a dayz goin for shoppin is terrible..u come back empy handed...so it goes both wayz ..don't even try puttin diz on us!!!

JAAW JAALE
KUUSSEEY

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gabadh

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oldschool

U know what, I don't see cute, handsome Somali guys around the place I live. Honestly, it goes both ways. I agree with Kuuseey 100%. Nowdays Somali men r uglier...lol

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ReaLdeaL

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Maybe your "good old days" are over, see your eye doctor and get him to check you for cataracts, if you have been shoping for the last twenty years what does that say about you ???

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KUSSEEY

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RealDeal

looooooooooooool damn man u really set da Stage on fire...right to da point.....da really deal.....i was wondering exactly da same thing.....Doesn't shoppin come to an end?????????!!!!!!!!

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oldshcool

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Thanks guys for the feedback. i at least got new idea which is "it goes both ways". that is fair answer. i guess but it just make me to repeat one of my questions which is "is it possible that when we came to west that our defintion of beauty is get changed?." In other words, are we redifining the damn beauty?.


RealDeal:

you made me laughing out loud!. yeah you could be right. i should see a doctor!. And about the 20 years, man you were close you better make me good discount;-). let's say it was the last 10 yrs. have a good day. won't you slackards.
oldschool.

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BADGIRL

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OLD SCHOOL
Ha ha ha ...U made me laugh so hard that I lost a couple of inches and look like 6 shape<close to the 8 shape>LOL......I reckon U are fishing in the wrong reservoire matey.

Hey same goes to the GENTS tooo---All I see these dayz is guys wearing Yellow shirts....Green suits and French newspaper looking Jeans....I admit these clothes are designer.....Like MOSCHINO & CECIL GEE but my argument is the selection of COLOURS geezers C'mon.........

Guys EAT something will ya...I keep mistaking some of ya with the "TABEELAHA TRAFFIC LIGHTS KA". I am sure the £40 the govt gives you is nuff.

PEACE

BADGIRL<Stay outta TROUBLE>

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oldshcool

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Hey Badgirl:


You caught me in redicIlous mood and yeah kind of made me thing i am in nasty place and messing up with bad folks!;-).

Dear i am happy you lost couple of inches and you now close the 8 shaped i am looking for. But dear you have long way to go to sign up my list. I only register 8 shapped girls, ones that Ahmed Ali Egal was picturing one of his songs "may dhiman sullekhoo dhulkeyney ku nooshee, tii ka dhaxashay quruxdee Nabi Yuusuf Dhalayee hanaan loo dhameeyaay". You see trouble girl ian't taking no joke. i am belong to classics--old school. And all i need is my lost treasure--one 8 shaped girl that i lost in the space!. And please stop being sarcastic to me and making fun out of ass cuz my "garbasaar" is at large. and i am on the go to hunt her down. I need a help from you BadGirl, not to twist my already broken ankle. hear me sista!.


And about red-shirted brothers, all they need are good girls who show them the right taste clothing.

About eating?. Dear let's not make a joke this seriuos problem. look before placing the blame on those ass skinned somali men, remmemer it is you (mothers and sistas) that don't know how to cook good food. It is only "anjera" and "saliid cadey" that their bones look like chikcen ribs. And don't you forget the big pot of rice stewed on "rubuc hilib" back home. And then all the kids were hunting "gabal hilib" reciting "jiniyoow ka bax malaai geey ku jir" like a koran aahahahha. see u b.girl and have nice day.

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G.FONYpHoNe

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bad bad bad girl. Ya make wanna swirl.

bad bad bad bad bad, what this all about!

bad bad bad bad bad, ya make me wanna shout!

what what this all about,

bad bad bad bad bad, see you later in bed.

oooh ooooh ooooooh ooooooooooooh, ya make me wanna shout!

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T-girl

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G-PHONE.....
Now I know U GAY....No offence...U hitting on a GIRL....Being a GIRL..U carpet Muncher..LOL

OLD-SCHOOL....
LOL....Jiniyoow ka bax.....damn bro..U R so old school that you learnt your driving lessons on a dinasaur....LOL.....Just kidding...U made me laugh Wallahi...about we can't cook...Believe me In my yard we cook kick ass Bariis isku karis with hilib dheylo........If I tell U what's for dessert U might follow me home...So I ain't risking taking strays home.......

PEACE...
TroubleMajor

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oldshcool

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T-GIRL;

first and formost, I have to admit that you got good sense of humor. And your ass smartness is a plus and gift from Allah , the Almighty. And maybe you are one of those OLdSchool people hiding! who knows!. But before going any further, i would like to remind you OLDSCHOOL is neither here to wage gender war.Nor is he here to decieve any human being by claiming he is teenage or even young adult. As his name says Oldschool is old fella-- Fella who lived quiet a while. And now having nostalgic feeling for his lost world--one denasuar girl + and all those "hasaawe hilaasi ah" of oldschool folks. Are we clear on that dear?;-). I hope so.

About the delicious rice with 'dheylo" you mentioned, good for you big girl!. And hey cooking shouldn't be issue by now. I guess everyone should learn from TV or read a recipe writen by professional cook. I was only talking about the past and back home just to remind you why somali men would be skinny-assed species.

..And back to the point of the damn thread, I guess i am like "asxaabul kahaf' in the Quran, those who overslept and woke up years after and started asking the lost/ancient people--those who have gone. i gues you see the connection. if not, then it is about time you to take a hike!. Have good day you all of you slackyards out there! won't you slacks!?;-)

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G.PhOnE

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BITCH!

I A M A M A N

get it BITCH

I'm a man.

Bitch ass sharmuto trash.
Go •••• your fist, ya aint gettin' no better.
Go smack hebel around, cuzz he want you!
MMMMMMMMMMM you nice, for a pig.
HELL no bitch.
'BITCH BITCH.

yo smell, I smell you out of here. UGLY BITCH

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Shukri

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What happens when someone is nostalgic and is going through a mid-life crises?? Old-school you sound like you are yearning for your youth (do you prechance have bidaar? maybe decreasing libido)...is the hormonal changes affecting your eyesight?? Bro, people are the same...why don't you put out an ad for your ideal chick and quit whining. Cry for us women, when I was a kid, my sisters and cousins were courted by the best Somali gentlmen, doctors, lawyers, engineers etc and nowadays we have to put up with cab drivers, security guards and parking attendants.
Do you see us starting topics at the forums to ask what happened....heck no........like the native Americans we learned to suffer in silence. Marka, zio suunka dhuuqso.

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oldschool

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Shukri:


I have to admit that you come up with good and valid points.The points of settling less of what one wants and to suffer in silence being the ones that attracted me the most. I have to also admit that those issues are serious business and they are the facts of life. Hey you aren't easy person and thanks for telling me to stop whining and move on. But hey, may be you are overreacting and exgerating my case. True, middle age crises has just began. But things are not such that bad after all.My case is not such that alarming. "bidaar" is yet to come. And eyes and "other" things are still in contact. The thing is, shukri, i vowed not to settle less of what i wanted. And if i try to describe her my ideal "marwo" ( not chick or kitten or any other damn thing for that mnatter), i am afraid the page won't fit. So, i am only saying the above cretria would be enough ( some restircitions may apply ;-) ). So feel free to post your resume, Shukri, even "garoob" will be considered as long as she is slim, 8 shapped and get sense of humor.


and suffering in silence i say NO. i would rather be heard than to suffer in silence.
i guess that all for today. ahve a nice day all of u slackaryards out there. won't slackyards?.
oldschool.

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MAD MAC

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G PhOne
Dude, a little respect for the sister please. Everytime you go off like that it just tells everyone on the net that she got you again. Besides you're getting carried away.

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G.PhOnE>>>>LAST MESSAGE

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MAD MAC, ya that dumbest in tha Islam mar. 2000 page.
So what ever bub.

by the way get some intelligent questions.

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Shukri

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Hi oldschool, one doesn't just submit a resume without knowing anything about the company.
Why don't you tell us something about the company....is it a fortune 500 co.; are its stock traded in wall street....what kind of benefits package do employees get; any stock options; fringe benefits; cushy retirement choices ; use of company jet and unlimited golf:):)

Slackyards......is that another name for the corner coffee-shop?

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hebel

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then GAY-PHONE why do U write like a girl if yar a man?

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T-GIRL

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GAY-PHONE
LOL.....Here take this serviete and wipe your tears.

Hebel..
Alla ya cizak saxiib

Old School....
So in other words despite my kick ass dheylo, we're on the same page....LOL

Shukri...
About the Cab drivers and parking attendants.... U hit it right in the head girl...

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oldshcool

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Hi Shukri:

Again i 've to admit your argument is valid and damn legitimate. It seems, i, employer am on the deffensive mode lol. It was only last week when I read from one local newspaper that now it is time the job seekers would interview the employers because unemployment rate is the lowest in one century of US history. I can see things got changed. That why i am not surprised!.

Back to your legitimate questions, here are some info about the company. First of all OldSchool is equal oppurtunity employer. Second, the company is kind of low profiled one. And its stock is blue chiped one. But mind you, Shukri, OLDSHOOL has potential to grow soon in the future. It is pure capitalist minded company. Third, althought the company's culture is to adapt total quality managament control (TQM) and very conservative in a way, it allows total freedom to its employees and offers very friendly environment--which means there is no dress code and casual dress is kind of ok. by the way the oldschool is in high Tech business. I guess that helps.

But hey as usual some restrictions apply ;-). So please post your resume plus cover letter and your sallary history.


About slackyards? ahahahah damn it! i would be in big trouble if i try to explain it. you can consult with dictionery or you can take it if it is StarBucks !. Hope that is all for today!. And as usual have a nice day all of you slackyards out there! won't you slackyards? ;-).

OldSchool

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oldschool

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T-girl:

I have no clue what you are trying to say here!. Your help is needed to clarify your last posting!.

Old School

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Anonymous

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T-Girl tell me.

What do you charge for a blow job. You sound interesting. You also sound cheap.

and what the hell is a serviete.

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ILYAAS

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To Shukri

I was offended by ur coments about u putting up whit a taxi drivers and parkin lot Security. Give me freaking Parkin lot break. If us making living is embarresing to u then ur not as smart as u claiming to be. There is another option if u don't wanna put up with a Taxi D and PS. A white men would be another option who don't stell for less. Theyr also good at the other dirty thing that most Somalin men don't wanna do. If u know what i mean. YAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Have stinking live u don't deserve one

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shukri

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Hi oldschool, I must say the co. is impressive!
But you didn't elaborate on the restrictions that apply.............it sounds like the commericial for all those low APR for credit.....until one sees the small print, then booom, the axe falls on your neck.

Have nice day you big time slackyard; won't you slackyard!

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shukri

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Ilyaas, take it easy bro.
I brought up the taxicab issue for comparative purposes to higlight different eras in Somali society, didn't mean to put down anyone. Sorry.

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Mr. presidant

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from your presidant
what's up y'all guys. you guys are wrong except the old shool. by the way we don't suppose to talk about that but we suppost to talk about "how we could have a goverement in our country." then we could talk about anything else that's changed.


peace men !!!!!!

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T-GIRL

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Mr President
Isn't that like ermmmmm UR Job to try to fix the country......Instead of getting on with your self-appointed job U in here asking 4 advice....Is MONICA on a break ?

Anonymous....
Ask your mom...I heard she got fired from her last B.J....CAPISHE

SHUKRI & OLDSCHOOL
U guys are putting forward constructive arguments..... 2-2..Im keeping score...Go on....LOL

PEACE
TROUBLE

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lover girl

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Shukri
well said sis***

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oldshcool

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Hi Shukri and the rest of the slacks;

Shukri sorry for being late. i guess it is something to do with old school folks thing that you young people won't get it!.I got an enough excuse. My excuse is not kind of excuses that some college goers come up with when they can't hand in their term papers on time like, "my roomate messed up whole apartment and i couldn't find my stuff!" or "my dog or cat ate my paper". So, i hope i've every reason to be excused since "aan qub moos ku kufay aana isha ka murkucday" ahaahahh.
Back to reality, i see you questioning Co's policies of "restriction that applies to applicants". Well, dear let me tell you that there is no such employer on the planet earth. I mean C'moon tell me the kind of Co' that would give out its policy, rules and regulations to some strangers!. The only thing that Co' needs to tell the applicant are the job, its specification, job's duties and responsiblity, qualification, sallary,benefits, and if it is equal oppurtunity employee. And you know that Oldschool stated all of that.

But hey, i see it all comes down to your "fear of rejection". And tell me tell you one thing they say "no guts no glory" which means "no risk taking no profits". And you told us you would rather in silence rather post your ad here. I guess it is all decision but i would have said to you at least if this employer rejects you, he may can hook you up. And tell me what? you seem to be qualified so please stop being afraid lol.


i guess that enough for encouragements.

T-girl, i was waiting yor explanation!. what happened?.

Mr president where on earth have you been? we are looking for you all over the places?.

As usual all of you slacks would be having good day/night.

oldScool

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shukri

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Hi oldschool, hey what about peoplesoft??
You are right though. Me, I have become a spectator of this thing we call life, no more do I invest in anything, including emotions. I have become comfortable in my cocoon and do not engage in anything that may crack it!!
I will be watching your adventures from the sidelines......rest assured I will be cheering for you.

Have a nice day you slackyard!!

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T-GIRL

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Old school....

I meant we were talking about the same thing...hence we are on the same page bro.....

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oldshcool

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Shukri:

You made me laugh. So basically you lost interest in the "damn thing we call life"?. What sad dearest!. While i may agree with you on that life isn't such that big deal after all, i would like to let you know it has another demision which maybe you are yet to discover. Believe me, one day you will find life has many joy and sweet things to offer. And you will be sorry that you didn't know that life was such wonderful.
And it is sad that you become spectator!.

And about investing thing, While may i agree with that the stock market isn't stable(as Your Uncle Bill Gates lost a lot in the recent lawsuit), yet not only risk taker will invest but also any invester that wants to grow. And don't you lie to me Slack Shukri that you won't envy when you see me enjoying the beauty of life ;-). Don't you lie to me that you won't say "I wish if i would have invested some emotions" when you see me fishing in calm, quiet, serene and tranquile island and listening the birds' songs as music. Don't you lie to me that you won't feel little uncomfortable when you see me and my OldSchool dinasuer girl walking and singing in the rain hand in hand! lol.

In Short you slack sister of mine you won't be so pessimistic in life.

I guess that is enough for today. And usual you will having your usual nice day, if not you will let me know ;-).


T-girl:


I got you dear!. My bad!. You see the old fella is losing some brain cells which made him not getting the point. Hey, I am glad that you finaly come out of your closet and admit the fact that we are belong to same school---of course the damn OldSchool.But just wondering what have you been doing since then?. Cida ugu Salaan hee! . Iigana soo waran hee duq maacatooy iyoona hiindo iisha iyo abooto habar kuulay xaalkoora ;-). Iina soo bari hee waa sii hadaafaa e

and have nice day you and the rest of slacks out there.

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Alwatan

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They are same ugly creatures.At first you thought they were beautiful because they were in the majority nothing else to compare with.After migrating from Somalia you have seen other beautiful women which has overshadowed your past picture.Think about it.

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retiredoldschool

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shukri,

it seems you are missing alot of things oldschool is telling you. either you have problem indentifying the conclusions of his arguments or you cannot see the assumptions nor link the evidence with conclusion my dear sister. he told you exactly what kind of person he is! and he expects you to send your resume and describe yourself the sameway he described himself! there is no need to be affraid here, go for it. something is better than nothing.

oldschool,
men, i like the way you express yourself. but some babes cannot get exactly what you mean! so i think more precise self expresion would give them clear idea what you are.

T-girl,
you are not oldschool.

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T-GIRL

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And your point is?????

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