     Ma Dawg | Unrecorded Date
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "if your @##$$$# is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."
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One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says: "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stayfresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear: "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
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There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years." "Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?"
Whereupon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied,"My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago." "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!!!! |
| CiiseRooti | Unrecorded Date
Ma Dawg
How about dis
A man runs into a bar and says to the bartender,
"Give me twenty shots of your best single malt scotch, quick!"
The bartender pours the shots, and the man drinks them all, one at a time, as fast as he can.
The bartender says "wow. I never saw anybody drinks that fast".
The man says "Well you'd drink that fast if you had what i have"
The bartender says "Oh my god, what is it? what do ya have?
The drunker says, Fifty cents.
I got more coming
CiiseRooti |
