     Caliyoow | Unrecorded Date
Hello My Fellow Somalis.....
About five months ago I met this female On Somalinet Chat-line and we talk regularly(I'm a guy).We have many common interests and fun stuff like that.all the stuff that is suppose to make a relationship work. Problem is, I live in USA and she lives, well, not in USA.London, actually. I have fallen in love with her and told her that, and she was just like,"Yeah, whatever." She thinks love is on a switch that I can turn off and on, but I can't.It's not that easy.
Plz give me ur 2 cents of thoughts. |
| khalil | Unrecorded Date
caliyoow:
....And, for the sake of my great granma's grave, how about if you just pretend that the damn girl never was and it was only your imagination playing silly tricks on your mind?. That is my contribution. And i don't have to tell how many cents it worths ;--().
khalil |
| T-GIRL | Unrecorded Date
Caliyoooow ....
Aahhhhh so sweet man....I reckon you should get on the phone,dial that number and tell her how the hell you feeling......Heart-2-Heart....U know.......Let us know what she says....
PEACE
TROUBLE
PS:-Incase you are wondering .......the code to enter London is changed if ya wanna call her...Just a little clue for my pals across the atlantic..CIAO....NOW |
| MN man | Unrecorded Date
Don't Trust London women.
Good Luck |
| analyzer | Unrecorded Date
i love t-girl, can y'll please give me your 1 cent thoughts? |
| Mariah | Unrecorded Date
caliyoow
Don't let her go...But carefull she might turn to be a cyco..
Analyzer... She leaves in London..that is my 1cent thought. |
| Axoow (Axoow) | Unrecorded Date
TO:caliyoow
Brother....Brother....kuu kuun dheeloow ma bilaawday.
Brother, with ur self-confidence and her emotional depth make asuch lovely pair...that is what I call Kuu Kuun.
Brother,Look, u have fallen in love with only small part of her, the typewritten part.Caliyoow u can't switch this love off, cozit hasn't been switched on.I don't dismiss the urgency of what u feel; u r attached, clearly.But u r attached to the idea of her--coz, common what else do u have?
Brother, think of ur Online relationship as a Girl Simulator. Congratulation!!!!!!!! u communicate successfully with a "female" in a blush- and stammer-proof Internet environment.Caliyoow, now u r ready to use what u learn with actual girls.Brother, get out there,go...go....go....go....go...go.Failure is a part of process--I won't drew a smily face on it....but it's still better than ur current. Online and Long distancen failure is all u get it. |
| Caliwalaalkiis | Unrecorded Date
Hi caliyoow< It won't cost U any thing mate""""""
caliyoow remember Poor, Somalian man who are based on USA are known here faaraxow""""
and the truth is London girl's are so rude, in fact they can change thier identtiy quite easily. The worst of all is they can turn and be a man. Are sure the person that U met was girl "" |
| Anonymous | Unrecorded Date
CALI OK WEIRED |
| ReaLdeaL | Unrecorded Date
." She thinks love is on a switch that I can turn off and on, but I can't.It's not that easy"
My advise to you,,.
You can turn it off the same way you turned it On !! if it does not Work,, Get that switch fixed, ASAP.
It is just,, an infatuation !
Yo, T-Girl, thx for the tip,,,, Good Lookin out !!
How about the code to your Hearts ?
Is it the same? In the Words of Joe, I wanna know !
, |
| Axamed | Unrecorded Date
Axamed
That was a nice to fell a love online.
Bro I'm living in Uk and one thing you want know is {Don't Trust London women, becous they have a phon, "ONE to ONE", Every day is a new one before you fell a love why did know are the somalin Famle know what is Love? I don't think So. my Adevec for you is "Don't Trust London women.
Good Luck
Good Luck |
| T-GIRL | Unrecorded Date
GUYS GUYS GUYS....
What is this Im reading....?Don't trust "LONDON WOMEN"......Hey now don't you guys go hating the players...hate the game brothers......Just coz we better than Yo happy meal waiting,cheese burger munching,fake nails flashing Somali-American, nigga chasing,big weave buying women,....Don't hate us Comprende..Love us 4 the Gems that we truely are.........
Real Deal....
Man U lost that code again...?Shooot And I thought I could trust your cute ass...LOL.....Trust me "All the Good Girls ain't taken" in the words of Joe....."And when U say hello...I ain't gonna say Good bye..."
PEACE
TROUBLE |
| To-B-Or-Not-To-B | Unrecorded Date
This is truely interesting people...I see both sides of the coin displayed here how revealing...anyhow I agree with Axoow...You fell in love with her Typing side......Caliyoow to be honest you can't fall in love with a person without any physical attachment and am not talking about Sex ....a simple Hug, kiss and that fact of seeing their smile.. looking into their eyes deeply...while you both acknowledge the fact that you are emotionally free....Action speaks Louder than Words....
So Caliyoow my advice is to get off this so called Emotional roller coster 'cus that is all it is and get on with your life "real life" in the real world...This Cyber thing is nothing more than an Excape from reality...which we all need from time to time....
peace
Agony Aunt
p.s for those of you who are dissing Uk Girls...all I have to say is...Good things don't Come Easy.... |
| X-X | Unrecorded Date
Caliyoow
I definetely agree with Agony --- you have to have an attraction --- physically! I don't know if you are a thrill seeker but never try blind date where you don't have an inkling of how the other person looks like! Don't pour your heart out to the point-of-no-return. |
| Secret | Unrecorded Date
What is Love for u GUYS? Especillay somali men/women. I believe almost 90% of Somali ppl don't know "What Love Is" Well let's make long storry short. Almost when u say a person "I LOVE U" means " I LIKE U VERY VERY MUCH" But for serious if u who reading this Text right know, ( Yea you) Can u take a Bullet for ur Romeo or Julia 4real. I guese the Answer is NO. Even if u say "yes i can" u can't do it when i comes 4reall, Thing after and thing Twice. And that is why All Somali ppl Get divorced after they got first or second Baby. Believe me i used date a bounch of Somali girls and after sex month they used tell me how much they love me. I keep telling them that they were meaning "I LIKE YOU VERY VERY MUCH" And they keep telling me they can't leave with out me and they don't ever and never get marrie if i don't marrie with them. Well most of the girls i was datin we are kind of best friends and they realize know what i was telling them..........
LOVE IS BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| ReaLdeaL | Unrecorded Date
Love might be Blind, but Marriage will definately open your Eyes !!
Yo T-Girl,
I like my Fish N' Chips Spicy ! |
| Adila | Wednesday, June 21, 2000 - 06:30 pm
If someone is in love they just are whatever they define love to be..that's just how they feel plain and simple. Look man if you think you love this woman and she doesn't feel the same about you...it's alright move one. That doesn't mean she's bad person, but she's just not there emotionally yet. Maybe you moved faster and cought her off guard, or maybe she was just having fun.
It's true when some pple they're in love it just mean they like that person very much at that moment.
Secre: I don't think a lot of Somalian girls are that open to really say "I'm so in love with you and I can't leave without you" so you might wanna take it easy there. |
| Anonymous | Thursday, June 22, 2000 - 10:44 am
MY THOUGHTS ARE THIS................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................!!!
YOUR'S SLEEPING! |
| hebel | Thursday, June 22, 2000 - 04:07 pm
next time watch where U going and try to walk straight. |
| mandeeq | Wednesday, June 28, 2000 - 06:07 am
hi do not insult for london women. if he love london girl he must work hard to concevience here is true love. because those who insult london women is the one who create not to trust USA men. i belive london women are hard work and intelegence other part of world. do not take wrong idea my opoin because i know one of my friend in love usa man which he can not provid one single finance so she have to work hard to reach usa.
mandeeq |
| Anonymous | Wednesday, June 28, 2000 - 07:24 am
I agree with adila and i will add to that meet someone else as soon as possible that will make u to forget abou her.
good luck |
| S.A | Thursday, June 29, 2000 - 04:11 am
bro all i can say is that she is still in shock, like thye said call her and tell her that u are for real. if it doesnt work out then become friends. u cant make her luv u.
just try to forget her and i know its easy said then dont but u have no chose.
take care bro
and good luck
peace |
| sweetie | Friday, June 30, 2000 - 07:25 am
that is not real love but an illussion think thrice b4 you act, coz what u c is not what u get |
| hebel | Friday, June 30, 2000 - 09:07 pm
Trice will always bring U back to square one. Which is where ya originally had start yar freaking thoughts.
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Now please do think again.
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C? |
| hebel | Friday, June 30, 2000 - 09:09 pm
here is yar freaking...H...ya been looking for in my TRICE. |
| Monique | Wednesday, July 05, 2000 - 11:59 am
T-girl
here is some reality-check for ya that our poor real deal forgot to mention...
You are Somali not British
and Somalis that live in America are Somalis not Americans....i've had just about enough of your british-wanna-be snoppy azz, better-than-you attitude okaaaaay?? "capishe"?
dont forget your roots girl---coz while them britishes are smilling their fake smiles at ya ..remember that u just a bee in their crowds..Note ass-kissers are even thought of less......
Peace.
dont mean to disrespect anybody or anything |
| T-GIRL | Thursday, July 06, 2000 - 01:06 pm
MONIQUE........
Why U getting your knickers in a TWIST girl....? I wasn't disrespecting any1 .....I haven't forgotten my roots aight. And look who the flip is talking.....Why U calling yourself MONIQUE like a french Laundry? If U R so patriotic...call your sorry ass Toxobay/kutubey..then we will talk over some Croissants.....CAPISHE.....If U can't pay I will sort it out.....coz we all know your pay check from the JOB centre is on ARREARS.....
PEACE
TROUBLE
Opps I didn't step on your dirty toes did I? Truth hurts sista.....donnnnn it? |
| Monique | Friday, July 07, 2000 - 01:46 pm
what hurts is how pathetic you are not your harmless ignorent words...
and for the records..Monique is just a freaking name ..that i chose in the spur of the moment..being patriotic is not an insult..yar silly to think otherwise..but hey atleast i didnt link myself as to having European roots..as you have unwisely done it ...and lastly what has paycheck got to do with any of this???? Word of advice: best way to win an argument is by sticking to the topic not meandering off like a 5 year old whose been offered lolipop by some ex-con while playing in her mother's backyard.
again....dont mean to disrespect anybody or anything.jaaaaaaaaaaaaaw |
| T-GIRL | Tuesday, July 11, 2000 - 05:26 am
MONIQUE....
UR last sentence explains a lot about U....LOL.... I rest my case....I have better things to do than to yap with an old granny... CAPISHE.....Cajuuso Jinkaa la dheel...
peace
TROUBLE |
| Anonymous | Tuesday, July 11, 2000 - 07:17 am
speaking in a spur of the moment..i think you all should get a life!Unless unequivacly inhanced in a non obsolete discussion you all should >@*&^%%$$###$%^%^&&*&*(*)))))_)((&^%%$&***(((5%%%$##!! |
| Monique | Tuesday, July 11, 2000 - 08:53 am
t-girl
cajuuso is only helping out girl
granny has better things to do too
like change diapers of my great grand children lol
anyhows no hard feeling on my part..
jaaaaaw |
| Anonymous | Tuesday, July 11, 2000 - 11:06 pm
whats up with this CAPISHE??? i hate that word,...
if ya guys wanna say "capisce", then do so ....
Monique .
somali chicks in london need reality check...they cant even dress to impress..
ya all look like 2cent hoes from Thailand... watch fashion files or flip through Cosmo pages for some fashion tips...
n
peace |
| hebel | Wednesday, July 12, 2000 - 07:29 pm
No we like saying the other way Anonymous if ya don't like it just skip the CAPISHE part and yal be save and sound.
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DO U FREAKING CAPISHE? |
| British royal sister | Thursday, July 13, 2000 - 07:26 am
anonymous fack you!(intentionally mispelled to avoid the peep sound,its live tv ya know) |
| hebel | Thursday, July 13, 2000 - 06:43 pm
STOP LYING YA FAKE-HIGHNESS |
| Back-Track | Saturday, July 15, 2000 - 12:41 pm
DAMNED you T-GIRL.
SHUT THE F--- UP WITH YOUR CAPISCHE.
WHAT YOU DOING BACK, HERE.
•••• UP.
LIKE YOU DID, A MONTH AGOO! |
| T-GIRL | Tuesday, July 18, 2000 - 10:43 pm
MONIGUE
I DON'T HAVE HURT FEELS ON U SISTER CAUSE I ALREADY KNOW HOW STUPID U ARE AND BI&&tCH U R SO NO HURT FEELS IN MY HEART TOO
P.S DON'T MEAN TO DISRESPECT ANY BODY GUYS U KNOW ME, JUST TRYING TO TEACH THIS AZZHOLE A LESSON PEACE |
| qurbaawi | Wednesday, July 19, 2000 - 07:10 am
Mud wreslling invitation T-girl v/s Monigue...
what u think guys all are invited and sure they both will wear only G-string. so place ur bets at 1-800-qurbaaawi so lets ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumble.
qurbaawi
ps. talk is cheap ladies so behave like decent ladies you are..peace. |
| LL_KEWL_MOTWN | Wednesday, July 19, 2000 - 08:09 am
Ain't no one fall in love that easy, so please don't full yourself and don't wast our valuable time. On the other hand you can't fall in love some-1 you met on the cyper....are you nuts.! For those of you who's trying to give the nigga advice, I personally thank you for you effort, But, Some of you need advice, after I analyzed your words, specially "People from LONDON" How do ya live place like that....damm dirty and filthy. My advice to you "MOVE find some place to live"
Last but not the least........I'm speaking all the brothers here in US...we're not like ALIYOW.../
we've one MOTTO ... HOE is HOE...f*ck and leave..
That's my time ya....peace |
| Back track | Thursday, July 20, 2000 - 11:23 am
T-Girl
You dumb bitch. I'm a guy. You should know that. You dumb one-sided ape-humping trash heap.
Oh yeah.
I'm sorry that I affended somebody. Please accept my apolegy. but I'm just teaching this bitch a lesson. |
| T-GIRL | Friday, July 21, 2000 - 07:51 am
Monique....
I didn't post any coment on the 19'th of July... PPL here are using my name.....LOL....Anyways cool sistah
BACK TRASH....
Get a flipping life U hoe....I don't give a damn if U R a transvestite...Just step..CAPISHE....
PEACE
TROUBLE |
| Back at'cha | Saturday, July 22, 2000 - 07:33 am
Aah cheap shot. No doubt written by her pimp.
..... |
| ReaLdeaL | Wednesday, July 26, 2000 - 10:13 am
I like cat fights, whats with the truce now ?
T-Girl
Wuzzzzzzzz up
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| Back at'cha | Wednesday, July 26, 2000 - 11:17 am
Real SH!T... You smell so bad. Your ass is declared TOXIC WASTE!!!
I aint a cat. Bitch.
'Squish' 'CRACK'..... you gotto admit it feels nice to squash insects!!!!!! |
| hebel | Thursday, July 27, 2000 - 06:57 pm
A Cat LOL Real. |
| Back at'cha | Friday, July 28, 2000 - 10:09 am
Hebel........... I still feel sorry for you!! |
| mohamuud | Sunday, July 30, 2000 - 03:20 pm
to caliyow
first of all i am 20 years somaliamn guy lives in australia and studying IT after reading your message you said you fall in love to tell you one thing dont ever say to agirl i love you because the word of love is too strong in otherhand girls dont help you if you tell them you are in love because somalian girls dont know any thing about love I have come across similar situation i went out with somalian girl she told me that she was in love with me for the first week that we met.
then one night i came from a hard day of work when i saw her with my best friend, when i ask her why she said that my best ask her to have sex. and when i asked my best freind he said that he was sitting on a couch when she suddlenly took her clothes of and asked me to come in the bedroom with her. |
| Monique | Monday, July 31, 2000 - 09:45 am
t-girl
lol i realized that...wasnt you..check out thier spelling & wording......kikikikiki
realsh!t too baad gues you'll have to go other places for your amusements or better yet put two jinac in a the same bottle and watch!!
jaaaaw |
| cawo | Wednesday, August 16, 2000 - 10:15 am
Hi caliyoow, soory brother, the sister was obviously serious and not for u.
Brother if this helps, then net lovers hardly work and if they did it does not last, so i suggest that u look for a nice girl in us brother, im sure u wont have anytrouble coz u sound like very loving and kind man.
good luck brother. |
| T-GIRL | Thursday, August 17, 2000 - 02:14 am
REALDEAL.....
LOL....U kidding man...U want me to wrestle..... What is with MEN/WRESTLING & BREASTS.....??? Honestly I wanna know....
MONIQUE
LOL....Im glad U recognize my lingo...... Have fun anywayzzz..CIAO
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