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Men and Women, who lies most and who lies best?

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Somali Women's Forum: Archive (Mar. 2000 - August 2000): Men and Women, who lies most and who lies best?
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Muriidi

Thursday, June 15, 2000 - 11:23 am
Your idea please, who lies most and best of the two gender?

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The Equalizer

Thursday, June 15, 2000 - 11:41 am
Muriidi,

Who really cares??? Both Somali men and women lie thru their teeth, unlike their Western counterparts.

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Mariah

Thursday, June 15, 2000 - 03:23 pm
Well Equalizer I care

Cause we all know that Men lie most..........

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The Equalizer

Friday, June 16, 2000 - 05:36 am
Mariah,

What prove do you've to substantiate your claim??? For all I know, you could be saying so out of femministic view. I'm sure if the other gender was asked this same question, they would say that women lie big time.

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AMAAL

Friday, June 16, 2000 - 07:02 am
AHAHAH GUESS WHAT MURIIDI?

I"m 100% female and i just wanna mention the truth yes, both men and women lie but mostlyMen lie the most cause, soomaaalida "mah mah dooda" is sort of true most of the times, and one maah maah said "nagta been ayaa lagu soo xero galiya ruuna waa lagu dhaqaa". therefore sis i hope u can see what my point is, MEN LIE THE MOST OBVIOUSLY.
JAW.

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deeqa

Friday, June 16, 2000 - 07:13 am
Depends, What lies are we talking about?????????

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Balqees

Friday, June 16, 2000 - 06:02 pm
I think men lies more especially when it comes to love and marrige,
what I noticed was men can say to the woman they want to marry (I love you) even if they don't mean it? and the result is divorce and children lost.
because men are heartless (Qalbi dhagaax)
that what encourge them to lie all the time and keep them going on and on.

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Anonymous

Friday, June 16, 2000 - 10:22 pm
lOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL@@@@@@@@@@.

men lie most.......but women lies are shoot to kill................lies so......u decide?

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Mariah

Saturday, June 17, 2000 - 10:50 am
the equalizer...

Have you read your prove.....In conclusion "Men Lie Most"


peace

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MandozSaginelian

Saturday, June 17, 2000 - 12:58 pm
Real Gender war....lemme see my score card.

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Clevelander

Saturday, June 17, 2000 - 06:18 pm
Wait a minute.....We all lie both men and women but women lie the most in so manny ways...They lie about their identity...by giving you a fake name ...they lie about their age..they never past the 22 mark...they lie about the feelings they have for men...by not admitting admit the fact that she likes/loves you while she is the one dying to get with you.........do you call that "Xishood"..? give me a break... She tells you she don't wanna have a boyfriend,which means she wants [several]..whoa!...and not to mention when you're happily married here they come trying to take that away from you by brain-washing her(your wife) telling her all sorts of negative stuff about you that you haven't done or not aware of then unfortunately she (the stupid wife)
instead of thinking it over she comes up with all kinds of accusations and inproper behaviour towards you..and BOOM brother, your nightmares has begun you can't deny the charges neither can you admit them...then just like that your ass is homeless if you lucky enough other wise you know who is comming to get you...Cops..Badboys,badboys whacha gonna do when we come for you....and that is far beyond fairness.......<is it..?

So women,please stop the excessive amount of lie which is driving us NUTTS.....Ciil badanaa....
Na Xaal mariya......LOL!
I'm out..

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hebel

Saturday, June 17, 2000 - 07:40 pm
Are U and mariah still dating Freaklander?

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jamaaal4

Sunday, June 18, 2000 - 01:08 am
OK.the survey says;
men lie most
but women lie best(their lie kills like a poison)
I hope you all agree...it sounds fair.

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Mariah

Sunday, June 18, 2000 - 06:55 am
Wait a minute Clev......You just described men.
You said they never pass 22. What about men I guess the age 25 is the limit. By the way every name that women give it to you. Why do you think is fake. How many fake names did you hear so far.........>>>>>

About the marriage.......Are you talking from experience.........LOL

jamaal4....I disgree to agree.

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Clevelander

Sunday, June 18, 2000 - 04:34 pm
Mariah....I've been given fake names quite number of times which they (girls) later confess to me that the name they gave me was fake...<why lie on the first place>....?
but you know what..i started asking them for their driver's licenses or some sort of I.D..LOL! that way i can't be fooled..and i like the part they go <i left it at home> which gives me the opportunuty to visit her room...and when you're in a girl's room..boy, you get treated like a king..
she goes..Aboowe maxaa cabee?..ha is martiyeenin?.
pizza-da kuleelka maa ku jeceshahay mise qaboowga?...aabbe iyo hooyo Europe ay jiraan... And much more good stuff to follow......
Thanks ladies i love that about you..

Clevelander...<

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ReaLdeaL

Sunday, June 18, 2000 - 05:50 pm
Men lie because Women like to hear fairy tales... they CANT HANDLE THE Truth.

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Mariah

Sunday, June 18, 2000 - 06:13 pm
Oh my God you'ave been played.....

Did you ask them why they give fake names? Try asking you might learn one thing or two.....


So what do you say when they ask how do you like your pizzaLOL

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hebel

Sunday, June 18, 2000 - 08:42 pm
are U sure yar real name is mariah?
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I see a breakup on the Horizon guys.

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Anonymous

Monday, June 19, 2000 - 04:55 am
realdeal
ya assz aint the real deal..aight

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Mariah

Monday, June 19, 2000 - 09:33 am
No hebel I am the fake one

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Troubled..mind

Monday, June 19, 2000 - 12:24 pm
NO body lies best. You all suck. I know right away when ANY body is lying. So **** you both. Both sides.

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hebel

Monday, June 19, 2000 - 08:20 pm
Hey freaklander she lied to U freak.

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scorned woman

Wednesday, June 21, 2000 - 12:27 pm
men lie most- i have their list of names to proove!especially when they say-'i'll call you'

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Mudaneh

Wednesday, June 21, 2000 - 02:41 pm
women scorned,

Have your list in a hot water with cusbo and drink it, and that's why we don't want call you, ugly scorned. who cares?

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hebel

Thursday, June 22, 2000 - 04:34 pm
Scorned-woman did he score? Did he steal yar cookie? Did he rough up yar Biji-Biji?
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'Cause we always say we'll call ya right after we get paid.
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If ya know what I freaking mean.
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IM sorry baby.......shiiiiiiiiiiiii
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She really needs our help..... So none of U better laugh.
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Freaks.

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Mariah

Thursday, June 22, 2000 - 04:39 pm
Why can you get to your crazy head that men lie most and that is final.......

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kaniini

Friday, June 23, 2000 - 01:24 pm
Men are the champion when it comes a lie, because they are ones said "naag been baa lagu soo xero gashaa runna waa lagu dhaqaa" and the worst part is always women fall for that.

in comparison of giving away a fake name and to building a family it is obvious you men are big liers.


Abaabah......ii soo bari hee

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NeefoowKaniini

Friday, June 23, 2000 - 02:01 pm
,,,,,,Yaa waaye hee kaneey magaceyga nuska ka soo qaatay......

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Jaabow yaambe

Monday, June 26, 2000 - 07:12 pm
By: Jamboow.
To all of u.
When u have to lie u have to. but men and women all lie, what i think is we all r human being and No body can tell me they don't lie that's bull. if u mind my language,
Lie first then si Fiican u dhaqo Naagtaada, i think that is fair.
peace,,,

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SUPERmodel

Tuesday, June 27, 2000 - 06:39 am
jaabow

i dooooooooooooont lie!!...girrrrrls dont lie!..boysssssssssss always lieeeeeeeeeeee!! alrighttttttttttttttt!!!! girls only improve the truth...we .decorate it with alittle imagination!but thats not a lie!!!!!! so..pleeeeeeese boyss-stooooooooooop lie's...alright!!!!

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T-GIRL

Tuesday, June 27, 2000 - 12:33 pm
Guyss.....

I never lie....I just bend the truth a likkle bit...

PEACE]
TROUBLE

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Troubled..mind

Tuesday, June 27, 2000 - 11:45 pm
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


I still laugh at ya'll ya god damn stupid Matras Humpers. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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kaniini

Wednesday, June 28, 2000 - 08:02 am
99.99% men are liers and 0.01% tells the truth and that JAABOW. Because he admitted they first lie to get the girl they want and end up "RUNTU WAA LAMA HURAAN"

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Kamaal

Thursday, June 29, 2000 - 07:06 am
Kaniini,

Have you had your pills? Talk about yourself man, don't generalize all men. The description and scale you mentioned above only applies to you and your friends not to every Somali man on this planet. A desent person never lies just for the sake of seducing a girl. Grow up brother...

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Xaawo-kaniini

Thursday, June 29, 2000 - 11:59 am
To Kamaal,


Hahaha, I am sorry if misslead you am not a man I am a cute innocent little girl.... and belief me I have a lot of experience towards men....and let me tell you something elese most of my friends are men....I know men verey well either being their friend or being of their victom seduction. So instead of calling me brother am a sister a real straight one.

From now on my is xaawo kaniini

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NeefoowKaniini

Thursday, June 29, 2000 - 03:54 pm
,,,,Xaawo ina NeefoowKaniin maxaa meesha ku keenay ,,,,Oo ma waxaad rabtaa NeefoowKaniini inaad ka garab hadashaa oo taladaada Cyber-tree ga aad ka garab dhiibataa Aabahaa NeefoowKaniini,,waa yaab iyo Amankaage!!!!!!1

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lover girl

Thursday, June 29, 2000 - 11:13 pm
Muriidi

MEN lie the most BUT WOMEN lie the best*** Men lie almost about everything all the time...On the other hand we (as women) don't lie most of the time but when we lie we lie the best, and u won't even know it...**..**


later y'all

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Muriidi

Friday, June 30, 2000 - 04:29 am
Lovergirl

You shot the bull's eye, you are a very observant person, that's what I thought. We lie almost about everything and women lie rarely but effectively and dangerously.

Keep on

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hebel

Friday, June 30, 2000 - 09:16 pm
Yar lying loverchick.
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Yar lying right now

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lover girl

Thursday, July 06, 2000 - 05:02 pm
Muriidi


Thnkx bro, I'm just telling it like it's**But do you see what I mean***??*** Hebel is a good example of MEN lying ALL THE TIME with no good reason what so ever...

Adios Muriidi & friends..

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Xoogsade

Thursday, July 06, 2000 - 05:36 pm
I personally lie like a rug.

Lover-girl:

This is tough.. See if you can do this ...read this out loud.

Dr. Seuss's long lost tongue twisters...

This is the cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word, in each line from the start.

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hebel

Thursday, July 06, 2000 - 06:29 pm
And this is a forty-five years old lesbian pussy-cat.
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U loverchick.

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lover girl

Saturday, July 08, 2000 - 11:01 pm
Xoogsade

Is that all u take forty seconds???I feel sorry for ur girl, OR wait I forgot u can't keep any girl for this less than a minute pleasure...I don't think so***no way no how LOSER.

Hebel

R u speaking from an experience?? May be ur not who u said u were??HHMMMM??As for me INSHA ALAAH Ilaahey ha i gaarsiiyo intaas iyo in oo kabadanbo, waxaan rabaa iniin noqdo 100+ lesbian, oon qoftii oo abkow u noqotid aan NACASH ka daarto ee ka waran hee, beelo mahinoo??


later y'all.

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Anonymous

Tuesday, July 18, 2000 - 10:27 pm
MEN LIES THE MOST THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD KNOWS THAT NO MATTER WHO THEY ARE BLACK OR WHITE MEN LIES THE MOST, ITS KINDA OF TRADATION THING THAT ALL MEN HAVE IN COMMON, ANY GIRL AGREES WITH ME ?


PEACE AND LOVE FOR ALL OF U

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Kidu

Wednesday, July 19, 2000 - 11:31 am
To: The equalizer
From: Kidu


Walaal,

You and I know that girls lie the most, and they are the best liars on this Globe.......Somewhere in Mudug, after having a good time with a girl, she will ignore you next morning(as she has never seen you, though you were the MAN who took off her clothes last night).

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back at'cha

Saturday, July 22, 2000 - 08:54 am
Who lies best.
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You motha fucking dumb stuck up pidgeons and scrubs. Don't ya know lying is a sin.

BURN IN HELL YA'LL.


p.s.

Just kiddin'!!

How is it so easy to twist the truth in what you think is best for you.
I don't know. Do you? Got any clue? Well it's past due so I tell you!

Well you all lying scum! You trained in it. You feel it. It's your second nature.
You know the thing next to all this hature.

You lying scum.
think about it. Love is dumb.
It's the biggest lie for you to humb.

That's all

See ya!

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hebel

Sunday, July 23, 2000 - 06:45 pm
Do U think that calling everyone a MOTHER!@#$%^RS is kidding?
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Yar an idiot and a freak maybe under-age...
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But why I wonder is, why ya can't sort yar insults out of yar kiddies?
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Is it because ya think yar an American freak?
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Or is it because ya think that this is normal verbal engagement.
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Or maybe ya just a blain freak and ya got yar head stock five freaking miles deep in yar butt that Ur lost and can't get yar lines straight?
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Please be back at me.

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jamaaal4

Monday, July 24, 2000 - 01:26 am
maxaa isku daalineysiin
quraanka ayaaba sheegay in haweenka sirtooda laga sal gaari karin..taasna waxay kuu cadeyneysaa iney been badan yihiin.
INNA KEYDAHUNNA CADIIM
laakinraggii ayaaba hada ka daray.hahahahahhaha

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Back At'cha

Tuesday, July 25, 2000 - 10:39 am
Yo Hebel were did you get that stuck up psycopathic insane deranged attitude from.

Is it just that you want to be funny(which your not!)

or do you think you are the apointed representetive of the Old crazy Womans living alone in their houses with about fifty cats( each that is!)

Which is it?

Oh yeah: Please learn to write english. I don't Freaking know what your saying!

But WHO CARES!!!!

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hebel

Tuesday, July 25, 2000 - 08:08 pm
No I ain't trying to be anything other than to piss yar freaking donkey ass off.
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Put U in check and leave U there.
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Are those ladies the ones U used to work for?
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I'll try to write better English (A one that U could under-freaking-stand) But then again I'll have to send U back to Albion-high.
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Whatever ya said after that, I did not understand.
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But believe me I do feel the same way about ya.

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Amazon-XX

Wednesday, July 26, 2000 - 06:41 am
Who lies best?
Well...
Lying is an ART.
It takes planning.
It takes knowledge of details.
It takes the ability to twist the truth to meet your needs.
Men are not good planners.
Men are not good with details.
Men are not good at recognizing their needs (other than you know what......that is all they know how to recognize)
So, men lie about simple things like how much they earn and how important they are. Men lie about how interested they are. Simplicity is all they can handle. Men do not lie, they"embelish", they "pretend". In short, men play-act.
Women, on the other hand, plan, plot, and scheme. From the beginning of time, women have been manipulating evryone in sight.
They spin a tale, add to it, twist it and achieve their ends.
Lying takes smarts.
Women are smarter.
Therefore, women are the best liars.

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Back at'cha

Wednesday, July 26, 2000 - 11:02 am
Hebel...... Your fat-(I mean FAT)- ass shut have got enough money now to finally get a lyposuction.

You know to suck all those not needed brain cells out of your sorry bald Head.

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Come back when you need to say something that's worth a damn.....

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hebel

Thursday, July 27, 2000 - 07:07 pm
7-up yours freak.

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Back at'cha

Friday, July 28, 2000 - 10:14 am
Hebel.........

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It seems to me. Ya run out of cash. Or in other words........ ya lost ya breath..


See ya

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hebel

Friday, July 28, 2000 - 08:09 pm
thank U freak.

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Back at'cha

Saturday, July 29, 2000 - 03:55 am
NO problem. Just tellin' you the truth!

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