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     | Wednesday, June 28, 2000 - 02:11 am As a Somali guy.... yes.... the title is based on a true story, I am in the middle of two Somali girls. The value of their relationship to me are very important, but I am at a point to introduce them to one another.... I think this will save me sometime of seeing one at a time.... what do you suggest?.... do you the think the venue could be in BED?... Agent Hunt
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| | Wednesday, June 28, 2000 - 02:50 am Agent the only thing you gonna be "bedin" is you and your RIGHT hand man plz stop dreamin'
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| | Wednesday, June 28, 2000 - 02:52 am OK!.... who is next? Agent Hunt
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| | Wednesday, June 28, 2000 - 04:57 am i am pissssssssssssssssed offf!!!
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| | Wednesday, June 28, 2000 - 05:51 am I don't think that was the kinda advice i had in mind..... anyone else?
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| | Wednesday, June 28, 2000 - 07:43 am You are on the right track bro. my advice to you is "waxa aad ka heshid waxba ha naga siin" and be sure take more VIGRA I am sure you will needed"
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| | Wednesday, June 28, 2000 - 08:48 am bro I envy you my advice is lot of JISCIN.
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| | Thursday, June 29, 2000 - 04:41 am Canab you are welcome, wax waa kaa siin karaa hadaad isasoo bandhigdid... meesha xaraash kama jiro, all i asked was an advice, and you suddenly get turned on.... Any-one.... can anyone give me a reasonable advice! Agent Hunt
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| | Thursday, June 29, 2000 - 07:19 am Agenthunt, How could you be so stupid and ask us such a simple question when you already know the answer. Dam you Agent, the venue is the bed,,yes you got it, and you will see whose love is strong and whose is weak, so go for it boy. Peace, and please keep me updated of the outcome.
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| | Thursday, June 29, 2000 - 07:59 am If the Venue turn out to be in Bed I advice you stock up the Asian Potion. and good luck!! lol
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| | Friday, June 30, 2000 - 03:11 am AGENT I THINK YOU WATCH ALOT OF JERRY SPRINGER SHOW. SO GIVE US A BREAK WITH THAT KIND OF BED TIME TRASH STORIES.
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| | Tuesday, July 04, 2000 - 02:39 am Hi Karim... Ok bro, I didn't ask you what I watch.... Infact, the Jerry Springer Show doesn't fit in my time-table, so you keep-up with your Rabbit Channel, and I'll keep up hearing more advice from people out-there in RELATIONSHIP-LAND. Agent Hunt
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| | Wednesday, July 05, 2000 - 04:26 pm hana keep on dreaming bab!!!!!
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| | Saturday, July 08, 2000 - 01:13 pm hey......i wont know any thing better than bed-talk, coz that happens to be where we all end up laying no matter which venue we think of. by the way guys, you shouldn/ critisize if you don't know how to make up, forget you, don't you see the guy is more creative and turn away all the attention. please agent hunter let me know the next ingrident i be more happier to share that.
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| | Sunday, July 09, 2000 - 08:14 pm One brother,multiple chicks...Just what the doctor ordered!.....Next Q please....
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| | Monday, July 10, 2000 - 06:28 am Hi! Just to recap the subject I raised on this page, I must say, I don't think somali sisters would ever agree with three-some situation, but they really need to try the fine effect this thing produces.... My thanks to those of you who were more concerned about this, it is very difficult to describe this multiple-relationship issue, but easier to criticize it. (I am still grabbing some Iron-Bru and stuck in bed with two women....). I wanna hear a more open ideas please. Agent Hunt
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| | Monday, July 10, 2000 - 12:04 pm I go Uh uH Uh, MeNaGe-A-tOiS
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| | Monday, July 10, 2000 - 12:38 pm Agent-Hunt i hate to be the one who gives ya WAke up call..here's five across the face..Dhangalaaso aa kugu macaan...Listen bro i know realty bites but hey what da heck..u livin in dream world.those girls are only in ur dreams..ok...wake up n smell ur Un-washed fuuto....N come back to da Dameer world dat u belong to...take care of what's urz (dameer dat iz) n leave other belongs to their belongings Gosh i really Hate Slappin brothaz..but here's ur NAsh NAsh Kit-Kat<am i krzy or somebody singin in CAdan>
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| | Monday, July 10, 2000 - 02:39 pm heey agent, i am not gonna insult u or critizize you, but i would like to tell you please come back to your roots and dhaqan and religion. i am sure daddy and mom did lots of hours teaching u the good frm the bad. and i am sure u know what i mean so plz do not waste your parents' investment and make them proud by marrying both if u can afford lol@@@@@@@.peace....een i will contrabute my share just haaaaaaa'll bro. Qurbaaawi
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| | Tuesday, July 11, 2000 - 04:04 am Dear Qurbaawi: I am glad to hear some sharp views like yours bro, caashaq waa cudur. My parents raised me to set the standards for any-one who I come across, but they forget about women I guess.... Just make sure you get me a really KING-SIZED bed for my wedding present, that will at-leats keep all the bodies not seperated. Agent Hunt
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| | Thursday, July 13, 2000 - 04:33 am look friend do you know what happen when you put two black widows spider of the same kind in a pen with a fly (please do mind my speaking )they wont agree with what you are you r doing one black widow will kill you two will eat you alive .I Know you are thinking two is better than one but sorry to tell you that you will lose both (not being bad yeah get rid of one or get rid of bougth or you could lose both by leting them meet men will be men
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| | Friday, July 14, 2000 - 03:10 am Dear Dr. Wishmaster! Many thanks to the comment you made. I am still trying to decode it, but the idea was nice. Just want to make it clear, that I don't rehearse for my ladies, not even to the grande-finale... er, I am happy the way things operate at the moment, its just an unforutante error that I have made to put myself in this position, and I am starting to realise, that I am better off with three women than two. There is nothing I can do about this, its just "HAVE PLENTY" mode that takes over my life from time to time. So... come on guys, throw me a bone here.... what is that you people see that I don't. And is there something you know, that I should know. Try to be keen on this issue please. Cheers Agent Hunt
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| | Saturday, July 15, 2000 - 06:05 am you are sick man get a life you idiot
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| | Sunday, July 16, 2000 - 09:55 am you are a loser who is living out his ultimate dream on the net...........pretty sad u can't live it out in the real world, docters order....get a life!!!
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| | Sunday, July 16, 2000 - 06:07 pm Dear All, So far every-body failed to guide me on this matter, it just shows, the percentage of Somalis who can't confront such a simple issue, even to the qualified ones', i.e. Dr. reality. Maybe I attracted the low skilled audience, but still have not reached a partial conclusion. It isn't about a dream, just simply because one wouldn't imagine the situation, he/she can easily be provoked by the topic. I suggest to those ones, go find a happier place somewhere else. Dr. reality, I guess you missed the social-skills lectures at your 7-year college. Come'on bro, admit this thing is beyond your habits for women. Keen Answers Welcomed! Agent Hunt
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| | Monday, July 17, 2000 - 04:55 am excuse me i've had more relationships with women than u have relatives ok....want me to tone it down ive slept with more women than you....happy now. you cant contest me it mission impossible for you, Ethan hunt wannabe.
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| | Monday, July 17, 2000 - 08:16 am Dear All,... especially Dr. reality! I ain't a bogus Somali-man. In-fact, I won't let any aggression stand against me. I simply asked for advice, and all I had was vegetables thrown at me... I can't be harassed further than this, and I want to clear presenting an issue like this again in-front of Somalis... "They are not ready for this, YET!". Dr. Reality, brother, I don't go chase women to break the coconut for them... you sound like a movie-rapist, I thought you were a doctor, who operates in the theatre with ballerina out-fits. Come-on now, I am not asking you to do an audition in this forums for me, just keenly comment on my problem. Thankz! Agent Hunt
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| | Monday, July 17, 2000 - 09:00 am agent hunt Perhaps its time you hire an image improvement agent who will catter for your already tarnished image.recommend one in particular-agent-007 james bond-meet him at cafe de la loosers.tell him your code is-911-help-my behind-he'll get the picture.messege will self distract in 10 seconds.
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| | Tuesday, August 01, 2000 - 03:21 am Isn't it Haram to sleep with two of your wives at the same time? Or am I reading something into it? Does anyone have a Qur'anic reference to this? Does the Qur'an address this issue - whether you can sleep with both wives at the same time.
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| | Wednesday, August 09, 2000 - 08:21 pm A threesome with 2 somali girls on each side mmmmmm.....tasty, but highly unlikely. Once you introduce them you're only heading for the inevitable....mioow (cat fight).
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| | Sunday, August 13, 2000 - 11:28 pm Unless they are already friends. I know this guy in Hamer he married these two woman (in very quick succession) and check this out: They lived in the same house all together. The woman were friends long before they met him. They all agreed to this thing before the first marriage. I've never heard of such a thing before or since. Is this a one of a kind thing or does anyone know of other examples?
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| | Monday, August 14, 2000 - 10:05 am Agent, The whole thing seems concocted to me. I wonder if it was worth commenting on at all.
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| | Tuesday, August 15, 2000 - 01:57 pm Agent-Hunt, i was in the same situation but the oppisite, u c im a sis who likes excitement and some fun after a long day at the office, u get what i mean?. Anyhow i was seeing 2 men and they meant something to me, one day i decided to introduce them, and after that day the got on like best palls. But brother men are like that, and woman on the other hand r the opposite,Introducing them would mean most likely u would lose both of them, so i would suggest to u to consider which is more one of them is more important and keep her, or why not keep both, as they say what u dont know wont hurt u.
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| | Tuesday, August 15, 2000 - 02:45 pm hello agent hunt, pls come back to the culture. we have rel;igion and culture, hope god shows u the right path not only u but all of us.. to the others..... pls if someone asks for advice give him the advice or dont comment about it at all, i know it sounds weard but that is the way he feels. bye living in hapan...... contact moyuab@hotmail.com
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| | Thursday, August 17, 2000 - 05:02 am Hi: I am glad about the views raised in this forums, it kinda pulled the lever for those of you who were too deep-thinkers about nothing! The great fact is, many somalis are not stalions, so I am not going to outline or say "Will The Real Xaasid Please Stand-Up!". But want to thank to the ones who have made sense, and showed me the GREEN-LIGHT to proceed with my market on the BED! Many Thanks Agent Hunt
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| | Friday, August 18, 2000 - 03:20 am Agent you are my friend stupidty iT self.. Now I am going to be honest with you The only way those girls will agree to your proposal is if the are the lowest cheapest whores ever to be called somalian, if that is not the case you don't have a chance!! ps by the publishing this story on the net will probably not help your chances...
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| | Friday, August 18, 2000 - 11:22 am Agent, saxiib, The truth hurts, dreams only come when you sleep. your problemo is that you are a lowlife unemployed idiot who you can only think of tyra banks and niamo campbell when you can only get a 88 year old big assed girl. i tol you that the truth hurts! Peace, Love, and goodbye
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| | Friday, August 25, 2000 - 02:22 am Hi Finally, the spokes man for the IGA-QALEE society (Agents are hay) vows me to stop my campaign. Walaalkiis, ciil waa cudur, I think there is a similar tranquiliser to the one used for that russian woman, who lost her son in the sub-marine tragedy, I think you desereve such drug to shut you up.... Come to think of it, you are not mentally stable to read my topic, so skip along, and seek happy hour somewhere else. Agent Hunt
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| | Friday, August 25, 2000 - 05:51 am i am all for menege trio, as long as it is me n 2 men pleasing me all over n concentrate on me mmmmm, listen i dont mind that as long as every1 is happy!! what is wrong with that! just make sure ur girls are openminded as well as open-legged!! eheheheh..
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| | Friday, August 25, 2000 - 06:07 am Hey, Malabta: How about a night-shift?... just you and me. I could use a loose bunny to help me focus on my grounds. Agent Hunt
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