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TAAL AYAAN U BAAHNAHEY!

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Tali Walaal - Ask The Experts: Archive (Before Sept. 2000): TAAL AYAAN U BAAHNAHEY!
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amal

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Waxaan ahey garab somali dad daydu waa 21yrs waxaan is gursaney Wiil somali ah oo makii hore jaceyl igu abuuray! aad iyo aad ayuu ii sheegay inuu i jacelayahey lakiin waxaa jirta arin yar oo dhacdey hada ka hor lakiin hada aan iska dhaafey waayo diinta ayaan fahmey waxaa jirtey inuu xaga dabada iga tegi jirey , markii dame ayaan waxaan maqley wey ka furantahey hadii haweenka dabada Tago marka tali siiy! muskilo kale ayaa jirta oo ah nin kaan weliba wuxuu jecelyahey dabada marka walal ila talaya

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Gacma dheere

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Wadaad gardheera ah warkiisa ka bax ee hadaad dabada ka hesho isna uu ka helo suulasha qabso ee ninka udaa futada haka dhergee.
Dibka weyn ee gabdhaha somalida wasmo wuuba ku fiican yahay.

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hebel

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meha waa la ba'ay

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kadra

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oh my God Alaa yahdiik. that sounds so gross!
perhaps he is a homosexual! i don't think you should live with this kind of filthy sexual fantacy. do you know that the AIDS virus can be transmitted through the mucous membranes mainly rectum area especially if he is had anal intercourse throught his sexual activity days!

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hebel

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kadra take it easy IM eating for crying out loud.

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BI-LADY

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Amaleey news flash...ninkaaga waa aniga camal, he is bisexual...

Hadaad dabada udiidid dabada ninka kale ayuu aadayaa. Marka dabada udaa...ha isaga ciyaaree.


A List of things U should do before ANAL sex.

1. Xaarka ka miir dabada.

2. Xarfi dabada.

3. Saliid kushub "hole ka"

4. Dabada jilci marka u galinaayo.

5. Movement samey.
LEFT LEFT LEFT...RIGHT...LEFT...


GET IT ON.....P.E.A.C.E.

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G***

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To. Amal.

100% umalayn mayo in aad tahay qof dumar ah, laakiin maadaama aad iska dhigaty maxaan anaku kuugu diidi . -

Laa ilaaha ila laahu ...Arinta aad sheegayso soomaalinimada ayeeyba ka baxsan tahay. Xiligii jaahiliga xitaa lama maqlin nin xaaskiisa xaga danbe uga taga....ninkaas caadi ma ahane ka carar inta ay arintu inta ka sii weeynaan.

To. Gacma dheere

iimaanka ayaa kugu yar Allaha ku caawiyo, hadii aadba daba ka fuul baneenayso barina waxaan ka yaabaynaa in lagu arko adoo nin kale gacanta haysta.

To. Qaniiska B-lady.

Wax iskuma fale, bari baa lagu arki adoo AIDS udhimanaya, cadaabahana tan uhooseeysa ayaa kuu danbeen.

Qaniis maanta hadii aan ku arki lahaa wajiga ayaan kaa badali lahaa...xaare KITI ah baad tahay

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Ahmed

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To: Amal

Asalaama Caleykum

Walaal hadaad runsheeg arintaasi Waa arin Xaaran
ah, hadii qofku arintaa sameeya waa arin Khatar
ah, Nebigu wuxuu yiri ninkii Xaaskiisa Dabada laga
taga wuu ku gaaloobay wixii Nebi Muxamed lagu soo
dejiyey, marka waxaan kugula talin Lahaa inaad
la xiriirtid Maajidka ama Culumada Soomaalida
meeshaad joogtid, Arintaasna hayeelin, Raali ka
noqona waxay kuugu jawaabeen dadkan Xun xun.


Your's Ahmed

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BI-LADY

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KACARARA "G"...HE HAS AIDS....

First all of all, How r u gonna change my face?

"Qaniis maanta hadii aan ku arki lahaa wajiga ayaan kaa badali lahaa".


The only one with tha AIDS virus is YOU...AIDSkaaga hanagu faafin...

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BI-LADY

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Well said anon#2 N thuglady, I couldn't have said it better.


Ayyo, I'm a 25 yr old bisexual lady. I started having feelings for girls way back when I was still living in somalia. I wasn't influenced by the western lifestyle. So, Anon #1 do not blame the western world.

I was born in somalia, I have lived most of my childhood in somalia.

Somali is just a country U're born into...Somali doesn't run your lifestyle's, is just another country.


P.E.A.C.E

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hebel

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ar maha waa la hoogay ingriiska waxay dhahaan
all hell is breaking loose.
well here we have it guys all hell IS breaking loose.

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lover girl

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BI-LADY, sup girl? I have been looking for you for days now since thuggirl told me you might help me with a little problem I have, please meet me at the GENERAL (under in love with the s s).

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salman

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xaaraan godkeedaan soo galay ar maxay ku hadlayaan
ilaahay intuu igu cadaabin maan ka cararo ninka waxaa ku sheekaynayow gabdhaha soomaliyeey waxaas ma sameeyaan reer markoodyohow xumi waxaas gabdhaha mar danbe hadad ku tiraahdo walaahi somalinetkaanu taarikadaada waydiinaynaa waana kaa takhalusaynaa khaniisyohow baastarka ahi kaasi waa dhawaan soo galkii hadalkiisaan ka fahmayaa badowga xun kuwan kadaba nacamlaynayaa iigu daran qurunlayaashan waa ey iyo labaddiisa dhagood najaasayahay cudurka bulshada kala fariista .

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Anonymous

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To:Khaniisata iyo Amal.

Khaniisata maxaa kugu sababey inaad naag kale wax
ka raadiso, ma sidaan baad soomaliya ku ahaanjirtay mise waad nabsaneysaa wadankaada,waa
jirtay in khaniisin nimeed oo badneyd laga heli jirey wadankeena gaar ahaan marka iyo xamartii hore,siiba soomalida u shaqeyn jirtey ajnabiga.
sida booyeesooyin iyo booyes.


Waxa jira wax yaabo badan bini'aadanku sameeyan waxa taas ka mida khaniisnimada taasna waxa keenta
wax ay dadku uska damcaan hadana aan marna xishood
iyo diin ay ka celineyn, khaniisnimadu waa wax
xun oo qariban qofkii sameeyana waa la mid wana
shaqsi ay ka awoodbadisaydareenkiisu waana inuu
isdaaweyo kana soo toobadkeeno maxaa yeelay aaqiro
ayaa kaa danbeysa waa hadii aad muslin tahay, muslin hadaad tahay marka u horeysa waxa foosha xun maad sameysan hadana waa ku sii indho'adag tahay.


aaqirkaadana AIDS baa kugu dhicidoona,iska daa waxa foosha xun ee aad ku dhex jirtid kana bax oo ka fagow.

To: Amal.

Abaayo waa xaraan inuu nin naagtiisa dabada uga
tago ,kana fagow ninkaas maxaa yeelay asagoo
arkaya meeshii loo sameeyayay hawshaa ayuu u
jestay meel aan loogu tala gelin.Waa khaniis oo
khanis barako malaha.

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Nasriina

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Acuudka sidaana ma noo danbeeysey in laga hadlo waxaan yaabka yaabkiisa horta wiilka yaa dhaley. dad saana aduunka ma joogeen.
Tabarta ba'dey.

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Ansalooti

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Annon

Maxaa dhacay Boosaaso iyo Hargeysa khaniis lagama helo miyaa? wixii xunba Xamar iyo Marka aa leh miyaa !!! kuwaan wax kasta qabiil eey u badaleen.

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hebel

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ar ansalooti aabo ugu darneyd.
koo oo reer waqooyi eh aa maqlay labo nin aa iskiciyo.
toorey uubo soo qaati duqa labo aas iska kala dhigay.
maalintaas ani yaab....arkaas baacsanaa aan niyada iska dhahay.
soomaaliyeey ila taliya arintaas run miyaa?

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hodan

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to amal

abayo wan ku salamayaa, salan kadib na abayo maxaa
kugu kalifay in nin kagu kaga tago xaga dan be
waayo qof kas to muslin baa oga in tasi tahay dan bi oo ilahagii na aburay baa no shega in tasi tahay dan bii wan oo inn ka iyo xas kiso kala fur nayan.

anigu waxan kugu la talin lahaa wixii dhacay dhacee lakin waxa dan be o ad sameneso kafirso waayo waxa d tiri mana ka war qabin in ay tahay dan bi abayo waxani waa abun yo yasan kula tagin
ilahay kacabso oo dan bidhaf waydiso
tasi waa figa radayda
ilahay haku dan bi dhafo
waa walashaa hodan

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Yasin

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By Yasin

To Amal

Walaal eed malihid waxba na weydiisey wixiina dadka fikradoodu waxay u bateen iskaga tag ninkaa madama uu sameeyey waxaas marka adaa Naftada qadi u ah. Nabdey.

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warsame

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WALAALEY KA FOGOW WAXAA CADAABKA ALE KUU HORSEEDAYA ISagana waa jiran yahay ee ilaahay caafimaad ha siiyo.

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AMAL

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To:Amal

Abaayo,first of all u disrespected the name of Amal nayaa...maxaa waaye waxyaala ninkaaga iyo adiga niga naxeeyo dadka u weydeyneysa miyaadan naag ahen ooh ninkeeda ku filan, wuxuu rabo ha ahaadee kuleyba waa nin ooh qaniisyada ah ma aaminsani marka ninka waxey ku xarentahey ninka sidaa aad ula dhaqantid . Wasqaanad wareersan ayaa huri u aheyd hadana waa ka sii dartey "lol" ilaahey hagu gacan qabto say aaaaaaaaaaamin!....
bye
Amal

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AMAL

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To:Amal

Abaayo,first of all u disrespected the name of Amal nayaa...maxaa waaye waxyaala ninkaaga iyo adiga niga naxeeyo dadka u weydeyneysa miyaadan naag ahen ooh ninkeeda ku filan, wuxuu rabo ha ahaadee kuleyba waa nin ooh wiil soomaali ma noqonkaro qaniis, anagu soomaalihadaynu nahay waxaas ookale ma aaminsanin marka ninka waxey ku xarentahey sida aad ula dhaqantid . Wasqaanad wareersan ayaa huri u aheyd hadana waa ka sii dartey "lol" ilaahey hagu gacan qabto say aaaaaaaaaaamin!....
bye
Amal

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LADAN

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TO AMAL

ABAAYO WAXAA KUURAJEENAA, INAA ISKA FURTIT NINKAADA MAXAA YEELAY WAXAA TIRI WILI DABADA WUU JECELYAHAY, AFTER ALL YOU DIDN,T KNOW.
IN SHA ALAAH WAXAAN KU RAJEENA NIN FIICAN INUU ILAAHAY KUU SAHLO AMEN.
NINKA KU QABO WAAN NIN JIRAN ILAAHAY CAAFIMAAD HASIIYO.
GABDHAHA SOOMAALIDA AYAA DHAHIJIRAY XAMAR DAMEER MAAN AHAY EVERYBODY KNOWS, MAYBE YOU DID,T KNOW.

ONLY ALLAH KNOW SALAAMA WALAASHAA LADAN

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CJ

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TO. Qofka amal sheeganayo

walaal hadaad tahay sida aad sheegaysid gabar soomaaliyeed waxa aad sheegayso wax soomaali lagu yaqaanay ma ah gabdhaha soomaalidana waligood is kutag iyo waxa dhex maraa nimankooda ma sheegaan soomaalina horay waxay utiri hadaysan dumarku wax dhalilahayn waxay dhihilahayd waligay nin imataaban mida kale haday runtahay waxa ku haystaa waxaad u tagilahayd culumaa udiinka soomaaliyeed hadii aad utagtayna waxay kuu sheegeen wixii xaqiiq ah marka wax kale oo aad u tiraah daa hala ilataliyo meesha mataal maxaayeelay talada aad hada haysaa waa talada ay khaniisyada iyo wasaqda ilaah wax badan ka fogaaday ay kuugu taliyeen oo ah in aad dabada siiso ninka si uu kaaga isticmaalo marka adaa sheegay in lagu yiri waa danbi in dabada la iskagatagaa marka talo kuuma dhino hadaad katagaysid iyo hadaad lajoogi lahayd waxaad na ogaataa in aadan ilaah swt wixii uu xaaraan timeeyaa ay xaaraan yihiin bini'aadamna mabadalikaro marka is ka ilaali xuduuda ilaahay in aad goysid


TO. gacmadheere waxaad is ku sheegaysaa nin soomaaliyeed laakiin ma tihid ee waxaad tahay gaalo is kayeel yeel iyo qurbe hadii layimid in ilaah laga dhuuman karo hadaad dabada dad kafuusho ogow adna waalagaa fuulayaayee adoo kalana talo mabixinkaro sababtoo ah waxaad tahay dameeri dhaan raacday maxaad talisaa nasiib daro iyo ciriiri aduun baad ku jirtaa marka talo kuuma sugna adiga iyo khayrkaa


to BI LADY.

waa adiga ku faanaya

Bisexual aan ahay marka hore waxa aad noo kala micnaynaysaa waa erayga ah khaniis haday rabaan reer galbeedku ha maldahaanee waxaad aniga ag teena katahay khaniis adoo kalana naag soomaali ah is kadhaafee xataa naag cadaan ah wax kugu falimayso marka khaniis haduu faan noqday meel hakaasaaro munaafaq nimada dadka hala soodhaxgalin talana kuuma sugna waxaad batahay khaniis aan dabadiisa ceshan karin dadbaad kuleedahay dabada xaarka ka nadiifi laakiin aasif adiga ayaa la arkaa in uu xaar iyo wax yaabo kalaba laga helilahaa mida kale soomaali ha isku sheegin magacana meel ha ugadhicin lama arag lamana maqal soomaali ku faanaysa khaniis balse waa wax laga ooyn jiray lagana xigo dhimasho wajina dad kamabadali kartit maba kugu harin tabar aad dad is kaga celiso marka cesho af kaaga dheer yuusan dhib kuukeeninee
bye khaniis aan caaqibo lahayn hadaad wax latalinayso dabadaada u tali.

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tiiriye

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SOOMAALI.MAXAA KARAAcay KHURBO? soomaaliyee maxaan kadhigane diinti casri am ciyaar.Yaasheegay gabar xaas ah in aay sheegto waxa noo kale.waay yaa makhley naag dheheeso nigeeka wuxuu jcelyhay dabad.Taasi caado maha diina masheegin.Taas waxeey sheegeysaa in diintii islaamka laheesanin ama in diinta nagu csub tahay?Biri waxaan sugeenaa dofaark marakhiisa ayaa xalaal ah lagiin hilibkiisa ayaa xaraan ah.gabadh meesh ku soo qortay waxaan ku weediinaa.hada miyaa soo islaamtay ama waxaa kaa tahay reer magaal in dabada liska fuulo marka hure maaweediis waaritgaaka meesh banaan iyo meesh xaraant ah.hada hadii aad fahantay maxaa u weediin u mada taasi waa shey aad dambi waan ku gashay xag ilaahay. waxaa koo say xarikii inii dhaxeeyay adi iyo ilaahay.liaahay waxuu yir aaduunka waxaa u ku cikhaab waa khaniiska wayo waxuu ilaahay baneeni ayuu baneestay adna waxaad baneesatay waxuu ilaahay kuu baneenin. walaa ika raali nokho hadii aad ka xnaaqday waan deedi amab wax ku ma dhaami xaka diinta laa kii waxaan aad u ka xanaajhay falga xun aad ku kacday adoo gabar soomaaliyee ah .taasi waa waano????????????????????????? waxaa layiri labad wabi kal biyo macaan taasi waxeey tusaalo o tahay heerka maanta joogno iyo heerkii aan soo dhaafnay kala duwan.Waxaan la yiri QURBO KU AROOSYEEY YAA KU HAGI?

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