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"SECRET OF THE PERSONALIYT" WHAT'S YOURS???, I NEED HELP FOR THIS OR YOU GIVE ME ONE!!!.

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Tali Walaal - Ask The Experts: Archive (Before Sept. 2000): "SECRET OF THE PERSONALIYT" WHAT'S YOURS???, I NEED HELP FOR THIS OR YOU GIVE ME ONE!!!.
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NAJMA

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SALAAN KULIGII,WAXAAN SAAXIIB NAHAY LABO GABHOOD OO AAN ISKU ISKOOL NAHAY MAALIN AYAAN SHEEKEYSANAY ANAGA OO GALAASKEENA KU JIRNA, SHEEKADA WAXEEY AHEED SAXIIBTEY AYAA TIRI ANIGA WAXAAN SAMEEYAA MARKII IMTIXAANKA IGU ADKAADO AMA ARIMO KALE WAX AAN JECLAHAY AYAAN CUNAA WAANA SEEXDAAA WAXWALBANA OK AYEEY NOQDAAN WEYNA II HAGAAGAAN.
MIDII KALE AYAA DHAHDAY ANIGA HADII LAMO WAX ISKU KEY IMAADAAN WAA QUBEYSANAA WAAN LABISAA XOOGAA AA NASANAA ARINTII AAN LAHAA WAA II TOOSEE MARKII AAN KA FAKARO.

WAA YAABAY ANIGA MEANS ANIGA WAX MA HEYSTO SECRET AH OO MARKII LA WAREERO LA SAMEEYO MARKA TALO AYAAN RABAA.

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Sumaya

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Salaama Calykum

Dear: Najma

Abaayo Su,aashaa waa easy sida looga jawaabo.
Sis waxaad sameysaa markaad waxaad akhrisataa
"SUBXAANALAAHI WALXAMDU LIHAAHI" ku celceli
wax walaba waxayno noqon sidaad rabtid. hadaan
waxba hagaagin ila soo socodsii insha Allaahu.

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kumar

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khamri ayaa la cabaa sida vodka, jim beam, juck-daniel,miduri,etc

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SS

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WAAA

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DHALXA

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SALAM CALEYKUM

SISTER WAXAAD SAMAYSAA TUKO TALLO RAKACO OO SALAAD AH. SAMEYNA SIDII AY WALAASHAY SUMAYA KU TIRI.

"HANA SAMAYN WUXUU KUGU YIRI KUMAR.


TO:KUMAR.

KUMAR WALAAL MAXAAD UGU WAANINAYSAA QOF WALAASHAA OO KALE IN AY KHAMRI IYO KHURUN AY CABTO.

MANA OGTAHAY IN ILLAH KHAMRIGA XAARAMTIMAAYAY.

MARKA WAX ILLAH NA'ABUUTEY NAGA XAARAMTIMEEYAY MIYAAN CABI KARNAA.. SOO ILLAH CADAABTIISA MAGUMA DHACAYSO... MAR KA WALAALOW DADKA AKU WAA NININ QOF WALAASHA OO KALE AMA QOF KALE IN UU KHAMRI CABO,XITAA ADOONA CABIN..

IGANA RAALI NOQO HADAAN KU IRI WAX DHIBAATO KUUGEYSTA.

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hebel

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I like to masterjerk when IM down and everything goes OK next day.
Me and michigan and warta and neefoowkaniini do it. maanyo does it all the time and shengaani got caught by his dad while doing it .....Uxum! The bathroom.
So najma think about it, don’t get me wrong IM not saying do it, but incase ya can't take it nomore.
Hey what the heck.

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Garoob

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Salaan dhamaantiin

sh****** hebel what is wrong with you bro??????
U know darn well we dont do that nasty thing man!!!
but heehehehehe that was good one LOL

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hebel

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garoob it easy for U but us like me warta, neefoowkaniini, maanyo and shengaani are born again GIRGINS so we don't want to lose our girginity again.
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C?

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analyzer

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i think it's ok to masterjerk only on those conditions:
1.before you go out on first date...like that movie THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT MARY...[you don't wanna run around with loaded gun]....
2.A prolonged oil change can lead to testical tumors, so you need some...[times vary depending on the horse power]..ask HOW TO's and DIFFERENT BRANDS your local masterjerker, my freind {hebel}.

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hebel

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LOL analyzer I like yar style dude. just like mine eh?

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laabjeex

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hey yo!
hebel and his pals,
i think its good for you if you stop making love to yourselves coz you might be in s*** when the end comes.

to kumar stop boozing alot and don't advice people
to vices.
oh i forgot, you guys are not funny at all.

laabjeex

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hebel and all of his pals

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OK then Can we make ......uxum love to U?
if yar not a girgin?

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laabjeex

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how about your ugly m***
i think she is delicious,isn't she?

i hate Gays and masterjerkers!

laabjeex

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hebel

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sorry my ugly m*** was killed in Somalia.

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laabjeex

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sorry my **** is for shitting only.


peace A*** f*****

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hebel

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See fool, if ya compromising yar mother for me to take cheap shots out of her yes U are made for sh!tting only.
IM too good for that and I ain’t a freaking sh!tter like Urself.
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Get yar head out of yar butt and smell the buubu. leave yar mother out of this

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laabjeex

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well well
are you stressed out now what are you waiting
go to the bathroom and help yourself.

i think you need that to be sane

this is my last message though. dont write filthy things like that again


grow up

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hebel

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laabjeex waxaan laabtaada ku tolo ma haayo ee hooyadaa internetka ha dhex dhigin.
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iney stupidkaagan oo kale dhashay baa ceeb mudan.

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laabjeex

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oh poor little pussy i understand why you are dialling wrong number all the way,if you did not understand my message why didn'tyou swallow your pride and ask for the meaning,think again no wonder you misjudged many things in life.i was touched by the way you unintellegently expressed your utmost disgust Although it was pure misunderstanding.you know what i am thinking
that you are one hell of a nicoompoop danderhead.


nice showing you the way
one last thought"thy shall not f*** thyself"

bye pussy face

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hebel

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Bye sir.
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before I go would like a lollipop to suck on?
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here U can have mine.
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Ya freaking puke.
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ya think ya can out-sh!t me?
U have no idea what IM holding back.
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tell me again when yar last sh!tting will be for sure.
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freaking Manure.

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laabjeex

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ha ha ha that was agood one mr.hebel or is it
"Ahbal"
anyway i gar go

it is nice chatting with a proffessional somali
embeciles like you.

you need a shrink though!

bye bye forever!

and one last thing "Don't go back home please"

coz we don't need the likes of you in motherland


the rest of us "soomaliyey tooso...............

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Anonymous

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warya laabjeex ninkii bess kadheh

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hebel

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bye sh!thead

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G.PhOnE

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damn do you go everywere, ya little idiot don't ya get sick of it

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Gorgor

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Dear Najma!

I was surfing and reading the topics on the forums...when I came across your lovely letter.

I will make an attempt to answer your question in somali...


Walaal,waxaan kula socodsiinayaa inaay jiraan wax loo yaqaano "superstition" Eng....oo ah "caado la shareeysto"....gabdhaha aad soo sheegtay waxaay sidaa u sameeyaan...ooy ay isa siyeen inaay guleeysanayaan haddaay saas sameeyaan.


Adiga waxaan kugula talinayaa inaad indhaha isku qabatid wax yar , kana fikrtid aduunka (dhibka soomaalidda haaysta, cadaalo darada ka jirta etc) islmakaana is wedisid " yaa ku keen meeshaad joogtid?" markaasina aad dhehadid " Caacuudi bilaahi mina sheedhaani rajiimi" ...aadna raacisid " Anigu waxaani waan awoodaa, waan ka soo baxi karaa...ilaaheyna garabkeeyga ayuu taaganyahay.

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Gorgor

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Dear Najma!

I was surfing and reading the topics on the forums...when I came across your lovely letter.

I will make an attempt to answer your question in somali...


Walaal,waxaan kula socodsiinayaa inaay jiraan wax loo yaqaano "superstition" Eng....oo ah "caado la shareeysto"....gabdhaha aad soo sheegtay waxaay sidaa u sameeyaan...ooy ay isa siyeen inaay guleeysanayaan haddaay saas sameeyaan.


Adiga waxaan kugula talinayaa inaad indhaha isku qabatid wax yar , kana fikrtid aduunka (dhibka soomaalidda haaysta, cadaalo darada ka jirta etc) islmakaana is wedisid " yaa ku keen meeshaad joogtid?" markaasina aad dhehadid " Caacuudi bilaahi mina sheedhaani rajiimi" ...aadna raacisid " Anigu waxaani waan awoodaa, waan ka soo baxi karaa...ilaaheyna garabkeeyga ayuu taaganyahay.

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KHADAR

Monday, July 10, 2000 - 04:33 pm
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