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HELP ME PLS OUR BRO ARE UGLY HELP ME?????????????

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Tali Walaal - Ask The Experts: Archive (Before Sept. 2000): HELP ME PLS OUR BRO ARE UGLY HELP ME?????????????
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MUHIM

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Somali ladys all over the world look good and in ther own way. dont get me wrong some are ugly but most of them realy look good. Its one problem tough our brothers okey we marry them but only becouse of the money or for the family not for their looks. come on for real sisters perhaps 2 out of 10 Somali guys look good, and the others.... not nice. let me help u out to describe our brothers:
1, they are skinny
problem u can break them while ur making love.
2,they got long teeths
problem they can bite u
3, red eyes
problem dont make me blind
4,clothing
problem hey guys its year 2000 not 1950 with ur pants up in ur chest, and to u all that belive that its sexy to come to weddings with hip hop clothing uhuhuh wrong not sexy at all.

And another problem with our brothers is that they cant understand the meaning of the word NO, so let me help u, when a lady says no it means no not yes so just stop trying to take heer close of or take ur hands out of her bra.
Ps, not all of our brothers just some of them out there.

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Ali

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Hello
Did you look at yourself before you criticise your brothers???
I'm sure 8 bro out of 10 will find you ugly.
The equation is very simple!!
You know what, a pigeon will never fly with an EAGLE...
How perfect you think somali ladies are??
I can say a lot about it believe me but at
the same time,
Talking about a lady to me is talking about
my Mother my sister, I'm afraid this is not a subject for debate.............
"If you argue with idiots they will drag you
to theire level then beat you with experience" I learned not to argue with idiots.
Peace

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Anonymous

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walaahi gabdhaha sanadkan kan aa saan ah kan aa san ah ay ka bixi waayeen, ma intaad waxaan iska deysaan nin walbo calafkiisa iska sugo.

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Mr Cool

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hehheheheheh

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MUHIM

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Ali ali ali why so mad did my describtion match with u or some friend of urs lol lol. i dident mean that somali guys in general where ugly just some and hey ladys are to. and ur bull about pigeons hey u guys made them so dont diss. i just give credit to pigeons couse they take what they can get from stupid guys that fall for the bullshit. and all i asked for was someone to tell me if we have good looking guys from our nation if not dont diss and get upset is just talo im looking for.

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Anonymous

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I agree with you in way butlooks arent everything.

as long as he man is interlligent , kind , believes in Allah and is a good in other areas and i love him , i dont care what he looks like or whether he has money or not.

You are probably a teenager or wants to date a good looking guy so she can show off to her friends , i mean we all want someone who is good looking but looks arent everything. You can find a guy that is good looking but has no brain , no sense of humour etc. So tell me whats the use of him being good looking , what are going to do with him , decorate him in the house. Grow up please.

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Ali

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Muhim....
Find another topic this one is just pure "*~#.
Let me assure you I do fit your describtion
so what!!!!
Right now you'r saying to yourself "I knew it". hahahahaaaa
What can I say to you...humm????Eurika!!!
read this joke.
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken
to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So
she drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. She then throws the
other end of the rope to her friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The
chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!"
So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did
and pulled herself to safety.

The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
Peace

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Ali

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Muhim
Where are you I'm starting to worry??
Peace sis

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T-GIRL

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MUHIM

Why U generalising 4? Akhhhhhhhh caleik... Our brothers are good-looking/talented/smart/and all that CAPISHE....So Don't U think it's about time U changed your X-pired CONTACT LENSES.....? If U don't have a legitimate reason to back your comments...simply SHUT UP.....Ya hear

PEACE
TROUBLE

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Ali

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To T-Girl

THANK YOU SISTER.........

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Xoogsade

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The more I see of this troublegirl the more I like her. Thanks for standing up for us. For a second there, the bile was coming up to my throat and I was about unleash some filthy nastiness at all the sisters. Thank you for saving me from myself.

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MUHIM

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First things first, to T"what ever" girl, dont play smart on me iw seen that u like to in other topics, but pls not mine. if u dont remember i said that some " get it some" of millions are ugly and females to maybe ur one of them " Capishe". damn it sounds ugly im starting to sound like u. okey let me cool down for a minute......... i know alot of good looking somali guys and girls, but if a person is stupid and cant read they always spit out alot of crap like u. im not wrighting to diss but for u bitch im ready.SPIT IT OUT. by 4 now

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T-GIRL

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MUHIIM

Girl U wish----U sound like me...Stop copying me girl..... And furthermore..I bet U dissing the MEN coz U haven't had a man for so long YO PUNANI has Spiderwebs........Listen......Simply apologise girl......Don't say some.....Coz U meant it in GENERAL.....Don't get scared of TROUBLE..speak yo mind
And How WAS YO DAY DEAR?

GUYS.....
As long as U got a siter like TROUBLEGIRL..... desperados like MUHIM can't do no'ing....CAPISHE

PEACE
TROUBLE

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Ali

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To T-Girl
I quote "Yo Punani has Spiderwebs" very funny....
ALI G In the house easy now!!!
T-Girl how's London???

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T-GIRL

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ALI....

Easy now Bad man..Buyakasha...LOL
lONDON IS AIGHT........While the rest of the world is enjoying Sunshine...We getting wet....Rain is killing us man...left right and center......

Cheers Bro...
T"very troublesome"Girl

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Ali

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T-Girl
I can Assure you I'm not enjoying the sun
up north in Scotland...worst than England
If you like AliG go to www.buyakasha.com
Cherio sis

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Ali

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T-Girl
I can Assure you I'm not enjoying the sun
up north in Scotland...worst than England
If you like AliG go to www.buyakasha.com
Cherio sis

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Ali

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T-Girl
I can Assure you I'm not enjoying the sun
up north in Scotland...worst than England
If you like AliG go to www.buyakasha.com
Cherio sis

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Jamal

Sunday, July 09, 2000 - 03:29 am
T-Girl

Dozen Roses for u precious from Toronto.

J

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T-GIRL

Thursday, August 10, 2000 - 05:35 am
Jamal....

Thanx I got them through the Post...LOL.....Cheers

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Beauty 1

Saturday, August 12, 2000 - 05:03 am
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ALI UR THE BOMMMMMMM
I GOTTA MEET YA IN SCOTLAND OR WHEREVER.
I LOVE THE WAY U SMASHED THE WICKED WITCH
{OH AND ALI I HAVE FOLLEN IN A HOLE CAN U HELP!!}.

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Abuukar

Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 02:17 am
ahaaa muhiim sister what can i say coz some of
da things you said are true but dont get mixed up
us somalian get our own culture and as every one
knows we are 99.9% muslim so da topic you talking about is not that bad but you get mixed up when u said (hip hop)first let me explian 2 u da meaning
of that word hip hop is a culture of people but dont just take it as normal music and some of da hip hop if u read it back word u can get da piont they mean 'however' u talk about da wrong
target i hope u get me but remember 80% somali boys are good looking and very sexy so da way i understood what u mean is that u meet da wrong one so all i can say is learn more and get to know them so u can see what they got.
peace out

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negahood

Monday, September 04, 2000 - 07:29 am
waxaan kuweediiyay. markaa wiilasha wax ka sheegeesid,iska fiiri marka hore gadaal iyo hore,hadaad gadaal u weeyn tahay,waa sidii aan sheegay,hadaad horay u weeyn tahayna,waa sidii sawaaxiliga ay,idinka tumeen,matiikada.ciyaalaaa tahay,aan nin ba aqoon.eenala ssoo xiriir.

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Ali

Tuesday, September 05, 2000 - 09:56 am
To Beauty 1
Where are you love?? guess you are sleeping

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pleasure

Sunday, September 10, 2000 - 03:09 pm
as long as the bro has a strong faith, is attentive, a good personality, caring and has a tight ass....well then im happy
love and peace
pleasure

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P-man

Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 02:52 pm
T-GIRL,

GUYZ, THROW UR HATS FOR THE LADY!!!
SHE IS DA BOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Girl, love your comments and your profanity too....
Your quotes r awesome, like the one you went like:" Yo Punani got spider webs"....hahahaaaahaaahahahahahahahaha.

MUHIM,---Girl i wonder where in the world you live, jungle fever? i guess not.....they even got good lkn mokeys there...lol...Come where da somali niggas r.....and where is da? everywhere, except where u hang out....all good lkn.

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SABAX

Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 06:41 am
TO JAMAL.....WORD!!


TO MUHIM
* some of our sisters....will blind ya girl
* same goes to the guys
* if the brothers r skinny 79%
* the sisters r fat 50%

but i agree with ya.....change that alfalax 19...n the abati shirts...take out that "kuyuso"....get some LUGZ....FUBU...

peace

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QADAR YARE

Monday, October 02, 2000 - 01:14 pm
YO, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YO SHOULD WASTE UR TIME AND ENERGY WITH A LITTLE KID,I MEAN A LITTLE TEENANGER WHO'S TRYING TO FIND A LITTLE CUTIE BOYFRIEND JUST TO SHOW OFF AT PARTIES AND CONCERTS.

DAMN WHAT A LOOSER
I ONLY I GOT ONE WORD FOR U SWEETIE GROW UP
IS ABOUT TIME FOR U TO GET REAL AND FACE THE WORLD


PEACE OUT
LOOSER

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NOWAY

Thursday, October 12, 2000 - 11:30 am
to MUHIM
hahahahahah ehehehehehe hohoohohohoh xhxhxhxhxhxh

you are right dear..... i agree with ya.
go go go go goooooooooooooo,
tell them we are the best wOOOOOOOw...

I loved your page.

peace n love

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MAN

Thursday, October 12, 2000 - 11:00 pm
TELL US WHAT DUMP ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

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Anonymous

Monday, October 16, 2000 - 09:15 am
TO MAN
ASK UR SELF HOW DUMP YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HONEY

Friday, November 10, 2000 - 12:33 am
BORING BORING
the topic is boring bye bye

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