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21 AND CAN' KISS

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Tali Walaal - Ask The Experts: Archive (Before Sept. 2000): 21 AND CAN' KISS
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AMRAN

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HEY PPL I AM 21 YEARS OLD AND NEVER KISSED ANYONE . PLEASE TELL HOW IS IT DONE???????/


I HAVE A DATE WITH THIS GUY AND DON'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE A FOOL

THNX
AMRAN

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MOMO

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ahlan amran

walaal sorry laakiin ma aana fahmin waxaa qortay marka af soomaali ama carabi ama italian ama faransiis ama espagnol kii kuu fudud ku soo sharax

HAKUU MACAANAATO SIS

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CARFAAYE

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SHARMUUTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS ALL I HAVE FOR YOU
HOW CAN YOU KISS A MAN WHEN HE IS NOT YOUR HUSBAND. IF YOU KISS THIS MAN YOU WILL REGRET FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE CAUSE WUU KU RARAAYAA.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN???? NEVER TRY TO KISS A MAN OR A BOYFRIEND WHATEVER YOU WANNA CALL HIM UNLESS YOU ARE NON MUSLIM WOMAN. ABAAYO WAAD BAADIYAYSAN
TAHAY EE ILAAHEEY HA KU HANUUNIYO.

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sukiini

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Sista don't wory about kissing him....
u may wory about fucking him...and then u may kiss him..
But do u know how to do it frist?
Ask ur self......
bye sista

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hebel

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check for cavities first and then throw couple of CERTS or life-savers in his mouth and a mouth-wash will finish off the business.
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Or just close yar eyes shut tied and squeak like a squirrel.
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aJaaJa.....Ayayayaayayayayaaaa.

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Warta suuqa

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AjAAja.

Qaniinya makuu muuqataa?

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hebel

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warta faruurteed qaleel ii qolof dheh ee dhehee waligeey malay shumin.
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warkeed god maas galine?

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Sahra

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sis let him do all the work,ok.
just relaxe and let it flow!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just flow the feeling.
first time first!!!!!!!!!!

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Xamardaye

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YARTA,

indhaha nab isku dheh,
is jilci oo is wada debci,
neefta tariib u jiid,
gacantaada bidix duudkiisa ku salaax,
gacantaada midig mgacantiisa bidix ku qabo,
faruurtiisa hoose ayaad leedahay,
inta kaleh isagaa dhameeysanaayo,
waa wareey waa la dhuuqay,
ka dibna isii sisinta,
hala koooooooooooooooooo.

nabad iyo caano

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hebel

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I have to go to the bathroom now.
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back in a sec.

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FAHAD

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maanta hadaad shumisid berina adilee dhamys tiri doontid ogowna nin kaaga qoystay xaaran xalal kugu ma iman doono oo wuxuu iska dhadhicini doonaa in cid walba ay kaa qoysato aadna ceel laga wada darsado ee qof yahay wax isku fal tii ilahna meel ay kuu taallaa

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Anonymous

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TO XAMARDAYE
YOU ARE WORST NEST PERSON I HAVE EVERY HEARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. HOW COME DID YOU THINK YOU ENCOURAGE GABAR SOMALIYEED TO KISS A GUY AND BECOME A SHARMUTO YOU MORON SYCHO ASS HOLE.

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HODAN

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TO FAHAD
WALAAL WAXAAD TAHAY WALAAL JIRA LOOK WHAT THE OTHER BROTHERS ARE SAYING WHEN THEY WANT TO GIVE SOME ADVICE TO THE LADY. THEY ARE STUPID WAX ISKUMA FALAYAAL UNLIKE YOU, SO IF I NEED ANY ADVICE FROM THIS PAGE I WILL BE ASKING YOU CAUSE YOU ARE THE BEST.

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KHATARSANI

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HABARTAA MEESHEEDA DULEESH.....

YAAH!!!!!

MAXAAD KU HADLAYSIIN. WAR WAXYAHOW DHINTAY WAXA AAD KU JIRTIIN ISKA DAAYA. HADII KALE XAAR IYO KAADI ISKA DHARJIYA.

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fahad

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Hodan adigaa mudan abayo waxa aan irina waxay ahayen wax xaq ah sidisaba jacaylka ay manta dhalinyarada isaga dhuminayaan waa westing time iyo aniga 18 ayan jiraa waligayna gabar ma yelan umana baahni hadayba tahay wada socod iyo jacaeyl 6month ah


fahad1c@hotmail.com

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ismahaan

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fahad wah wah waxas aa wiil somaliyed lagaa dhahaa oo waanidisa ay ka muuqato jacal iyo ikhlas fahad allaha kuu ziyadiyo ilahna ha ii kaso in wiil adi camal uu ii sahlo futurkayga i'm just17 ama adiga naftirkagaba hadad u.s. jogtid marka byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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wasakh

Thursday, June 15, 2000 - 08:47 am
comments to amran

anaa ku baraayo sida wax loo shumiyo ee kaalay..sharmuuto,,

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Warta suuqa

Thursday, June 15, 2000 - 06:51 pm
Wasakh,

Shax Shaxda iska ilaali laakin

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ManOfTheYear

Monday, June 19, 2000 - 07:09 pm
war haduu ninka laga roone eheen oo adigana afka ku ureen waa helee waxaa rabto calooshana waa laguu buuxinaa....ee iska tumo...aniga daawashada iyo sigada igu daa

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hebel

Monday, June 19, 2000 - 08:46 pm
seegada maa ManOftheYear ku noqoti anaa hada seego bilaaw is dhahaayi.
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isteeg saabuun maa ku helee mise booc cali-dhareeroow eh macalinka?

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Jabbar

Thursday, June 22, 2000 - 05:27 am
you are talking bullshit, you know how suck and you are asking how to kiss what ass hole

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asad

Thursday, June 22, 2000 - 01:05 pm
another nice ruwaayad.................LLLOOO@@@@

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burco

Tuesday, June 27, 2000 - 06:41 am
gabadha shumis in laga caawiya doonaysaay berina maxaad noola iman si dee lay wasaa weeye suaasha ku xigta .
ee orodoo ilaahay ka baq hadii kale adoon talo na weydiin iska walaaqo qudhukaaga ogowna ka ku shumiyaa inuu hoosna u dhaadhici doono berina markuu caloosha kuu buuxiyo uu ku oron sharmuutaad tahay ee anigu kuma uurayn ala maxaan u soo taagnayn gabadh fadhiisan weydoo ciyaala suuq fadhiisyeen oo gidaar ka ooyaysa markii uu ka dhaqaaqay kii dhaawacay ee hoy iminka fadhiiso ama hadhow cabaadka daa markaad cashooda hortaada ka daawato.

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Anonymous

Friday, June 30, 2000 - 10:47 pm
ku socota amran,

abaayo, marka aad balanta tagtid, waxaad ku dhahdaa
saaxiibkaa "afka aan nadiifiyo ee shiinyeerka(siibka)ii fur, si aan burushka ama rumayga ugala soo baxo". daawadu markey ka soo dhiiqdana si fiican afka ugu nadiifi, daawadana ha liqin yaa amran , woow.
fadlan dhunkashadaa cidna ha isaga sheegin.

la taliye.

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DUCEYSANE

Tuesday, July 04, 2000 - 11:48 am
Asalamu manitbacal hudaa.
peace for those follow the right path insh ALLAH.
Haddan isku dayo in aan waxyar ka idhaahdo suaasha ay hal ku qortey gabadha isku magacowdey Amran, waxaan marka koowaad leeyahay walal miyaadan muslim ahayn waa maxay waxa aad meesha ku soo qortey, marka labaad wiilka aad rabto in aad dhunkatid ma NINKAAGIIBAA MISE?????????????
WALAL ISLAMKU MA OGOLA IN LA DHUNKADO QOF AAN XAASKAAGA AHAYN, WAA HADEY DHUNKASHADU TAHAY MIDA AAD SHEEGEYSID EE AH TA AY IS DHUNKADAAN LABA QOF OO NIN IYO NAAG AH WAA XAGA GUURKEE.
ISLAAMKU GUUR BUU OGOL YAHAY EE SAAXIIBAD IYO SAAXIIB MA OGOLA.
OGOW GABADH YAHAY HADAD CIYAAREYSEY IYO HADDII KALEBA IN LAGA FIICAN YAHAY HADALADAAS AAD MEESHAN KU QORYTEY. WAXAAN KUGULA TALINAYA GUURSO KA DIBNA WAAD GARANDOONTAA SIDA WAX LOO SHUMIYO AMA DHUNKADO DHIB MALEH WEY ISKA IMAN ADIGAAN RAADRAADIN.
IGA RAALI NOQO HADAAN KUGU GEFEY WAXNA KA BEDEL DHAQAN KAAGA WAA LEYS XISAABAYAA WAANA LA DHIMANAYAAYE.

DUCEYSANE

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KHADAR

Monday, July 10, 2000 - 04:46 pm
ABAAYO HADAAD RABTID IN AAD SHUMIS BARATID MARKA HORE WAA IN AAD U JAQDAA DHOOR SAACADOOD MARKAASNA AAD U DHIGATAA DABADAADA KADIBNA MARKUU GUSKU XAARKA DABADAADA KASOO QAADO WAA MARKALE IN AAD DHOOR SAACADOOD U DHUUQDID MARKAAS KA DIB WAA IN AAD U SHUMISID SIDII AAD UUGU DHUUQDAY. MARKAAS KADIB DOG STYLE SAMEE SI AY DHUUSO KAAGA TIMAADO, INTAAS WAA IGA TALO XUMAAN HA U QAADAN WALAASHIIS.

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KC

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WELL I DONT ABOUT U, BUT R U INSANE OR WHAT???
I HAVE SEEN SO MANY STUPID SOMALI GIRLS IN MY LIFE BUT I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANY THING LIKE THIS.........

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SomaliPhilosoper

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Ciyaala suuq iyo gardheere ayaa meesha iskugu yimid

To: Amran,
Waan qiyaasi karaa niyada gabar Soomaliyeed ee qurbaha joogta siday uga walaacsan tahay qaabilaada wiil ay jeceshahay. Abaayo haddii aad wiilka aad rajo mustaqbal ka leedahay isku day inaadan shumin intaad si fiican shaqsiyadiisa uga baraneysid. Markaad is tiraahdo waad ka heshay isagana yahay qof la aamini karo, haddii ay labadiinaba aad is celin waydaan waad is shumin kartaan. Ogow shumiskana wax la barto ma ahan ee waa wax iska dabiici ah oo isagaa iskiis u imaanaya, eeg xataa xayawaankaa is shumiya iyagoon talo cid kale weydiisan.

Makugula talinayo inaad wiil Soomaliyeed wax shumis ka badan aad isla gaartaan , sababtoo ah wiilasheena Soomaliyeed waa xoollo daaqa oo aan caqli, naxariis, faham, jaceeyl midna qabin. Maxaa yeelay gabdhaha intaan ku ag ooyno oo aan ugu cagajugleyno inaanan xiriirka socon karin inaan sex sameeyno ma'ahane, ayaa markey cabaadkeena ka naxaan oo ay wadnahooda noo huraan ayaan inta banaanka u baxno dhahnaa "taas waa maray nooh", niyadeenana gashanaa in ay sharmuuto tahay. Aduunka dadkala duwan ayaan soo arkay sifahaas Soomali uun baa leh .... Maryooleey, feerayarayaal..


Abaayo waa arrin aan sahalsaneyn marka xiriirka aad la yeelaneyso wiilasha Soomaliyeed ka fiirso waana mid caqli, xeelad iyo Alla ka cabsiba u baahan.

Wiilasha inta yaree daacada ah, inaad ka xanaaqeysaan qoraalkeyga waa wax cad laakiin aan dhaho ummad oo idil isku mid ma aha koleey qaar roon waa ku jiraan

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Amal

Tuesday, August 08, 2000 - 11:51 am
I like fanka iyo fananiinta page kan!!!
Jokes!!!!

Fahad: walaal, waxaad tahay wiil somaliyeed oo wanaagsan, but you're 18 stop showing off and get the reality..drop the old somali attitude.

Ismahaan: sis, I know that you're flight 13 by the way you talk and the moves you are using on Fahad..get real..

To Amran: lol, you are jokes sis, what level of honry r u at, cuz..sis..I'm 18 and I'm still clean and not desperate as you are ••••...you're 21 and if you wanna •••• around, simple get marry. I hope I will never end up like you old bitch.

much love

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muu

Thursday, August 10, 2000 - 11:15 pm
be cearfule he could be giving you aids because all somalis about more thans 50%are hiv positive
ay futo dheer ma inaad macsiyeeysatid ataad rabtaa

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Cilaq

Friday, August 11, 2000 - 08:13 am
Amal

Naayaa ma waxaad gabadha ka rabtaa? If you are 18 and she is 21 do u think she is older than you that much, well duh i don't think so! The differnce is just 3yrs, ma garatay hana caytamin coz in aadan gabar fiican ahayn caydaada ayaa laga garanaayaa and the computer couldn't display your slang yet stupid language.
so wax iskufal wax iskuma fasha yaheey ciyaala suuqadaa.

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Anonymous

Tuesday, August 15, 2000 - 01:49 pm
Nayaa sharmuuto is nacday miyaad ilowday diinta islaamka iyo dhaqanka wanaagsan iyo hiddihii soomaaliyeed maxaa ku helay isku sheex

magaca hablaha soomaaliyeed meel hakaga dhicin
waa yaab naag nin dhunkasho ka rabta barrina maxaad odhan yaa i wasa

allah shaydaanka hakaa dhiciyo

by Amina

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MUSLIMSIS

Sunday, October 08, 2000 - 12:10 pm
hhahahhahahhahah this is the funiest topic i ever seen ....hey 21 and never kiss ....does that mean ur diying for kiss right..now...and ur scared u may screw it....let me tell u something ...if ur straight muslim and somali sis u shouldn't be thinking about that stop acting like white bitch aight...and if u realy wana know how....i haven't done it but i think all u do is suck the lip...lol...easy..huh...now one was born with it everyone learn on their first..one...am teling this if u are getting ready to kiss ur future man aight ....dont' kiss ....sharmuut xun aight byee

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waraf

Monday, October 09, 2000 - 02:24 am
ba bab ababa ajaj ajajaja naa maxaa kaa soo yeeray hadaadan waligaa nin shumin waligaa dabada malagaa taabtay urtowda hoosteedase malaguu rumayay ama cadey malguu mariyay ???????????????????????ahahah bababababa ajajajajajhanga ceebayn gabdhaha dhilayaha analsexy ku soo gubatay

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qadar

Monday, October 09, 2000 - 07:39 am
khadar magacayga please haiga ciyaarin .............damn

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samsam

Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 05:51 am
this is how u kiss a somalian mans, they close their eyes and you close yours, and u let him do the work.just enjoyer ok

one love ok

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NAYAA

Saturday, December 30, 2000 - 11:50 am
hahahha samsam funy...come on now ...why do u got to diss the sisters like that ....it takes 2 to enjoy the kiss come on now............SAMSAM....and about closing eyes...i think that is more romantic then ever caz u know why...if ur enjoying the kiss u close ur eyes..for wht is going on inside if u know where iam coming from...sis...do this if ur thinking about kissing a man...suck the lip don't kiss hard just take it easy..and make sure u add little sugar in it by....puting ur thong in ...it is called french kiss..hahhahahah try that what ever u do don't use ur teeth ...........lol....just the lip..........AND TO THOSE ignorant people saying sharmuuto to the lady..u all are sharmuutooyin caz each and everyone of yo has done that....don't act angels and •••• ...........we all been there one way or an other peace

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Najm@

Sunday, December 31, 2000 - 04:41 am
Assalamu Calaykum

TO; NAYAA girl speak for urself cuz I ain't done that kind •••• in my life and I am not willing to do it except My husband ofcourse,,,,,,

TO; Amaal
Girl U r not all that so stop the act and why are u insulting ismahaan what have she done to u or U kind jealous that making move on fahad,,and why do we care ur age are u showing fahad that u r same age as him ,,,:)....

To; The people who were giving advice and same time insulting ,,,,,,It's good to tell the person advice but what's up with the insulting? U can
easily tell her that was not good think to do without calling her names such as,,,,(sharmuuto, etc) people do mistakes and I am sure we all do mistakes every second, times in our lives so please stop the haters and insulting eachother and for once Be respectfull Pleaseeeeeeeeee

Wasalaam Calaykum

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layla

Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 06:59 am
to; amran macaanto ha waydiinin sidee waxloo shumiyaa oo adiga ayaa baran doona marka uu wiil kaad rabtay afka kula soo aado oo u siidaa marka hore kaligii haku shumiyo marka labaad adaaba bara tay what maens kiss, to;khadar magaca waad kudheeshay wax yohow jiran oo adaa ubaahan inlagaa waso dawadaada ee kalatag meesha saqajaanimada aad kusoo qortay u are fakin man

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