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UNCLASSIFIED :- Management Lessons

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Oct. 29, 2000): UNCLASSIFIED :- Management Lessons
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GoodFella

Tuesday, October 24, 2000 - 02:39 pm
Hope u like these jokes guys!!!!

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be the BOSS.

The Brain said, I should be the Boss because I control the whole body's response and functions.

* The feet said we should be as we carry the brain about and get him to where where he wants to go.

* The hands said, we should be the Boss because we do all the work and all the money.

And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until......

* Finnaly the ••••••• spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of ••••••• being the Boss.

So the ••••••• went on STRIKE, blocked itself and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands twitched, the Heart and the Lungs began to Panic and the brain fevered.

Eventually they all decided that the ••••••• should be the BOSS, so Just sat and passed out the ••••!

Managment lesson:
You don't need brains to be a Boss - any ••••••• will do!!

A Little Bird was flying south for the winter.

It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field.

While it was lying, a cow came by and droped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of dung,it began to realize how warm it was.

The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy and began to sing for joy.

A passing CAT heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound,

the Cat disccovered the bird under the pile of dung and promptly dug him out and ate him!

Management Lessons:
1) Not everyone who drops •••• on you is your enemy
2) Not everyone who gets out of •••• is your freind
3) And when you're in DEEP ••••, Keep your mouth Shut!!

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