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Another good joke....signed the Joker

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Oct. 29, 2000): Another good joke....signed the Joker
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JOKER

Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 11:58 pm
During the first week of marriage, two deaf people find that
they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they
turn off the lights because they can't see each other using
sign language.

After many nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings,
the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs,
"Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance,
if you want to have sex with me when the lights are out,
just reach over and squeeze my left breast once. And, if you
don't want to have sex, just reach over and squeeze my
right breast once."

"The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his
wife, "Okay, and if you want to have sex with me, just reach
over and pull on my penis once. And, if you don't want to have
sex, just reach over and pull on my penis... fifty times."

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HeeyLover

Thursday, October 26, 2000 - 12:05 am
Stupid...but damn..good

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malik

Thursday, October 26, 2000 - 03:13 am
loool@joker
man.. that was great.. but what i f the man calms before she finishes counting till 50

lol keep it best joker on the net so far

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