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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Oct. 29, 2000): SOMALILAND BAD BOYZ
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SOMALILAND BAD BOYZ

Saturday, October 28, 2000 - 06:12 pm
SOMALILAND BOYZZZZZZ
HARD SOLDIERS
TO:SOMALIA AND IT'S HATERS

1.somaliland is for eva
2.we don't hate somalia but they hate us
3.somalia want somaliland but somaliland don't want somalia.
4.somalia can't be anything without somaliland
5.no one can unite somaliland to somalia
6.somalia said they will reunite with somaliland by force.
7.somaliland have armies that is fearless
8.somalia killed and murdered womens and childrens.
9.somaliland is whoaaaa now and somalia is eeeeewww.
10. we ride for somaliland and we die for somaliland and we kill all the haters.
11. your guyz need our blessing but we don't need yours cause yall aint got one lol.
12. we don't want to reunite somalia because
a. we remember what happen between us.
b. nothing will work out
c. more blood shed
d. it is for somalia's own good
e. somalia is like jewish to the somalilanders.
f.somaliland bad boyz wana kill every somalia person that left, so really it is for your own good. go to the caves and be hush puppies.

g. sorry to all somalia person because your so called president is gona go to the hargaysa court very soon and all his men too. looser, electric chair is waiting for your bitch asses ,oops sorry, i gota be cool since iam somalilander

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Da_G

Saturday, October 28, 2000 - 11:37 pm
Peace and 1 love from a BURCO brotha!!!!!!

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amina

Sunday, October 29, 2000 - 08:24 am
Ilove all landerz bruvz and sistaz.

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Anonymous

Sunday, October 29, 2000 - 08:59 am
TO THE PUNK ASS SO CALL SOMALILAND WHO THE •••• WANT'S YOU PEOPLE. THE ONLY THING YOU GUYS BROUGHT TO SOMALIA IS QAT AND NOTHING MORE.

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XAMAR GIRL

Sunday, October 29, 2000 - 11:53 am
biggggggg up SOMALILAND BROTHAZ DAYUM Y'ALL ARE FINE ..THEM XAMAR MOTHAFUCKAZ BE SCARY SO DAMN UGLY..

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HANA

Sunday, October 29, 2000 - 11:55 am
sup......LONDON BAD BOYZ WOW U HIT US UP WITH SOME FACTS ABOUT SOMALIA MAN I JUST WANT TO TELL U ALL I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SOMALILAND BROTHERS AND SISTERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

PEACE OUT ONE LOVE ONE SOMALILAND

AND IF U FAQAH BITCH THEN FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK U

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FarTa-DHeXda

Monday, October 30, 2000 - 12:29 am
ALL of Y'all Somalilanders U CAN GET THE F*** OUTtA HERE WIT yA sTUPID,uSELESS,AND nONESENCE COMMENTS GO&GO WoRk At Mc DONALES ''AND WHEN I FROGET MY FRIES JUZT DON'T TELL ME "OH U WANT QAT WIT DAT''~~~~~>sORRY ASSES Y'ALL STANKYYYY HOESSSSS GET A LIFE! AND eAT Jiir EVERY DAY

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Da_G

Monday, October 30, 2000 - 01:28 am
U little Southern Pussies whaaassuupppp??????

Don't hate US cuz We got nothing but Love 4 u guyz......... Fa sure!!!!!!!!

MY LOndon Somalilanderz Holla Back!!!!

Peace

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HANA

Monday, October 30, 2000 - 02:14 pm
wasssssss up......WHY DO XAMAR PPL HATE US????

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FarTa-

Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 12:49 am
Yeah! D Ga Pussy Hana aa up ah^^ U heard me, but
it stinkz it need UUNsi & dueche and More,further more she is in the DIXDA, doin what?zucking 4 line
HAna! i don't hate ya- I don't know ya-
But u r Member of SOMALILAANdHIlloos
Get wit A!

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Da G

Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 01:29 pm
Farta y u hatin on us brothas mate????? U little punk...... Burco niggas kicked ur fuckin assess all of da place and believe me we gonna do it again aight??????? U little punk!!!!!!!

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FArTA

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 11:20 am
D Ga! Last time I saw u with a Donkey I said:"why
r u walking with a Dokey? and u said:"IS NON UR BUSINESSES ", But I was not talking to u HAHAHAH
Clean that dust off ur feet then talk like real man! talking about Punk! Don't wonder why Somalilaandhillos cheat their Husband's, coz
us Xamari ppl got Big D!cks in their asses ain't bad for their health>>>>>Get wit A

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maliaka

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 02:38 pm
ha u all
GOO GOOO GOOOO!!! SOMALILAND BABY
WE GOOD ! I LOVE MY COUNTRY AND IT WILL NEVER GO AND BE UNITED TO THAT BITCH SOMALIA
WE GONNA BE ON OUR OWN WILL BE GREAT ONE DAY ITS ONLY THE FIRST STEPS ,ONLY THE FRIST STEPS TO GREATNESS
PEACE ALL, IAM OUT
M.K

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Da_G

Thursday, November 02, 2000 - 03:45 am
Farta

Mans like chats •••• out of ur F***ing Arse....
U B**** ass like u trying hate uz brothas. Y????

And don't even trip about LANDERZ Ladeez cuz we got some and U ain't??????? how da on earth can put wiv a short, fat, ugly girls man????? Cuz all ur women r like dat!!!!!! So •••• u and ur fucking DIRTY south motha fucka!!!!!

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SOMALILAND BAD BOYZ

Thursday, November 02, 2000 - 10:59 am
TO:XAMAR-THE XXX CITY WITH THE HOES WITH THE AIDS
I meet this girl in muqadisho
let me play in tha mizzall
she make my dick so hizzall
it never goes sizzall
from tha side to tha side
that bitch gon get it all
from tha top of my dizzy
to tha bottom of my bizzall

I take 3 bitches and I put 'em in a line
I take 4, 5 ,6 and blow 'dem hos mine
it'll take 1 more before i go for mine
7 bitches get fucked at tha same time
she eats me, sun she, she can suck a dingo
all day all night all evenin long

so all yall dippin in the milk somalia pussy
chill niggaz hargayza bad niggaz is gona crack
your ass with the holly dick, make a move and
boooom baby your ass is smacked,damn bitch has
soft ass what are u bleeding or is it the period t
time. yeah well u muqdisho bitch that explains. Bitch nigga cock sucker in the •••• street in muqadisho that what muqdisho niggaz do and die for
fo life.
peace hargayz bad boyz
dunbuluq thing
fo eva
no love

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FArTa

Thursday, November 02, 2000 - 11:36 pm
I hate motherfuckers claimin that they own A LAND
but steady talkin •••• with a big mouth like a little bitchs,givin up the claps and who needs applause at while your ass screamin for Landers di-•••-cks Fck u and that •••• ya stressin with it.

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NeutralSista@LONDON

Friday, November 03, 2000 - 08:57 am
WE MAY NOT SHARE LAND BUT WE SHARE RELIGION AND CULTURE AND THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS!!!!

DON'T BE HATERS BROTHERS

US SISTERS AINT HATERS!!!!

WE ALL BROTHERS AND SISTAS

FOREVER!!!!!

PEACE & 1 LOVE

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MUSTAFE

Monday, November 20, 2000 - 10:44 am
To FArTa

MR BENDER, U SHOULDN'T B SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT SOMALILANDEZ CUZ R PUFF AS ALL REE-XAMAR ARE AS WELL AS COWARDZ(CIGAAL SHIIDAAD)

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SOMALIAN SOLDIERS M.A.and U.Q

Tuesday, November 21, 2000 - 03:00 am
Big up SOMALIANLAND BAD BOYZ!!!! BOOOOOOM!!!!
HARGASA FOR LIFE!!!! I HOPE ALL YOU XHAMARES DIE SLOW!!MUTHAFUCKERS!! ALL THE ISSAICS AND SOME DARODS(DULBAHUNTA) WILL BUST YOU UP!!! AND I'M GLAD AFWAAYNA IS DEAD!! HA!! HA!!!

BIG UP TO THE NORTH!! WE ARE GOING TO RIDE ON YOUR BITCH ASSSES!!!

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAT!!!!!!!!!!

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somalian australian bad boys

Monday, November 27, 2000 - 07:24 pm
SOMALIAN AUSTRALIAN
BADBOYS

listen to me you all fucking ass dogs we not
gonna put up with u'r fucking comments.We would
like to inform u all fucking mother fuckers
that somalia is one united country and that
no one takes any notice of those who claim to
be bullshit governments such as somaliland,and
puntland.
peace out

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BADDESTBITCH

Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 08:09 pm
Y'ALL DON'T KNOW NOTHIN' ABOUT NOTHIN'....THE ONLY TRUE BADBOYS ARE THE T.O BAD BOYS BABEE!!!!
OH YEAH AND WITH ALL THAT •••• ABOUT SOMALILAND THIS AND SOMALILAND THAT ....WHO CARES IF YOU DON'T WANT TO UNITE WITH THE REST OF US DESCENT FOLKS...Y'ALL ARE NUTHIN'BUT A BUNCH OF BEAT UP OLD 23 YEAR OLD BADBOY WANABE'S GET A LIFE OR BETTER YET GET A J.O.B NIGGA STOP FREELOADIN' FROM YOUR MOMS..AND YOU KNOW WAT... REMEMBER THIS NAME 'CAUSE THIS IS THE BADDESTBITCH...IF YOU GOT ANYTHIN' TO SAY TO ME EMAIL ME AT LAZEE800@HOTMAIL.COM....

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HUSLER

Monday, December 04, 2000 - 04:41 am
dump azzz modafuckerz what can i say
but ignore them kidz


HUSLER

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somalianboy

Wednesday, December 06, 2000 - 04:36 am
To looser
whats up dick head do you reginez we own you your ass loose
don't talke about somali is the best and forever
guest what you own the fucking land is belong to somalian people

ya you better be put your ass down befor i smoked

peace bitch

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snoop

Wednesday, December 06, 2000 - 09:06 pm
To Baddestbitch!

You r fucking bitch u know u don't even know any thing about Somalia

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CHARLIES ANGELS

Wednesday, December 13, 2000 - 06:05 am
TO SOMALILAND BAD BOYZ
WAAASSSSSSSSS UPPPPPP BROTHERS

DON'T LISTEN TO THOSE SOMALILAND HATERS
CUS THEIR NOTNING BUT PUSSYHOLES

BIG UPPPPPPPPPPP ALL SOMALILANDARES

TOTTENHAM GALS

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CHARLIES ANGELS

Thursday, December 14, 2000 - 06:16 am
TO SOMALILAND BAD BOYZ
WASSSSSSSSSSS UPPPPP

THIS IS COMING FROM CHARLIES ANGELS
WHAT PART OF NORTH LONDEN ARE U FROM


PEACE AND LOVE
TOTTENHAM GALS

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Anonymous

Thursday, December 14, 2000 - 07:45 am
COMMEN FROM METHODMAN.
SOUNDS LIKE THIS NIGGA IS KILLING Y'ALL BROTHERS FROM SOMALILAND KEEP THE NUTS UP CUZZZZZZZZZ I DIDN'T COME HERE FOR NO REASON.
AL I HAVE TO SAY IS WHO GOT PROBLEMS WITH MOGADISHU OR BURCO SH*T. I AM OUT CHECK YA ALL LATER PEACE ONE LOVA FROM M.O.B.

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MAC

Thursday, December 14, 2000 - 03:14 pm
SAY WHAT? WHAT DO I HEAR? I STILL SEE THAT FUCKED UP LITTLE PROVINCE OF URS STILL PART OF SOMALIA. I SEE THE SOMALIA GOVERNMENT WOULDNT LET U UR OWN COUNTRY NEITHER WOULD THE WORLD EXCEPT IT. U CAN CRY AS LONG AS U WANT BUT WE RULE U NOT U RULING US AND DONT ACT LIKE U GOT UR OWN COUNTRY. CHECK UR PASSPORT, WHAT DOES IT SAY? DOES IT SAY UR FROM SOMALIALAND?NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I SEE IT SAYS SOMALIA. MAN U MAKE ME SICK WIT THAT SHITTY TALK AND BEFORE MAKING URSELF LOOK LIKE A KID...THINK ABOUT WHAT U SAY. I AINT SAYING SOMETHING NEGATIVE CUZ I'LL KEEP UNTIL RAMADAN ENDS. FOR NOW PEACE THE HELL OUT.

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Anonymous

Friday, December 15, 2000 - 09:30 am
MACRespect
tell them kid the truth
the truth is that hargasa will always be part of SOMALIA.
so gave up somaliland niggez

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Djabouti

Friday, December 15, 2000 - 11:58 am
To all of those SOMALILAND haters who can not let go. Let me give a litle funny scenerio. Have you ever a had a pretty girl friend who broke up with your pathatic ass and you can not belive she actually did that. That is axcactly how you all, Reer xamar niggars (ADOON, SAN GADHUUDHI, TIMA JADHIIDH) whatever you call your self, are feeling. Just like that girl who don't want to be with you any more SOMALILAND is gone forever and she ain't coming back. Please let that go to your bone heads and deal with the fact that we don't need you.

P.S. please be original and come up with new names. Not those names that belongs to other people (METHODMAN etc.)

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snoop

Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - 07:25 pm
To Mustafe leave farta along or will kick your fucking ass.

farta are you girl or boy? Just asking

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FarTa

Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 01:03 am
These SomaliLand ppl have been BS'ing on how they should have N. Somalia, and live in indipendence. And I only hear this from u online-SomaliLanders. Like who the fuckk cares what u're saying online? If u want indipendence then go to your fucking towns and earn your indipendence.. U will not get your indipendence by intimidating other people with your lies on this discussion board, u won't get it by calling us Whatever, and u won't get it by being the racist people that u are.
If you think u are so indipendent from Somalia, then why do u bother coming to this discussion board "SOMALI-NET"? Is't there a "SomaliLand-Net"out there? go to y'all over there then you can say anything u want about Somali ppl, but as long as your on our home-discussion-board, u've to respect us as Somali. Ya Heard That Mothfuckers!!Fucking lowlifes...

You guys are all full of cheap talk shiit, u say all this crap yet you don't do anything, u are all living in other Countries doing kissing White Men Azzes, and u want to gain your indipendence - YEA RIGHT. Freakin •••• get over it.

The Man aka FarTa

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DJIBOUTI

Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 06:48 am
This message is for FARTA (whatever that means)

I only come to this Net to •••• with you and it is working. Mission accomplished you mother fucker ADOON, SANGADHUUDHI, TIMA JADHIIDH,etc.

P.S. This Net is called SomaliNet not SomaliaNet. There is a difference. I am Somali by RACE and Somalilandian by NATIONALITY. No body can take that away from me. Do you understand that, you little bitch. You are ignorant mother fucker.

By the way , I am from Republic of Djibouti too. I guess I a have two nationality and you ain't get none (Somalia is not a nation in my book, just a land run by many warlords)

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FarTa

Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 11:38 am
To: Dgus-Jaqe.
Take ur mission and shove it up to ur ass moronic punk ass sucker! U r fucking from Djiboti where u suck Frenh dick's and u want to talk to me....Sorry mothafucker I'm letting u know..I personally Don't to talk to asssholes like U.
and if I see u Imaa slide off from u and slide this Sangadhuudhi dick up in your wife..if u have , and make her property of Sangadhuudhi or whatever u cal us.
cause I know y'u all can not fill ur daily dick basis. I know U can't tell this shiit face-2-face.
keep on talking alot of shiit while ur ass in a safe place. Coward's bitch's. Jealous Motha fuckers.

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DJIBOUTI

Thursday, December 21, 2000 - 05:15 am
TO FARTA IS GASHE

What should I be jealous about. Please tell me what you have to over. Basically nothing, yes, that is what I thought. You don't even know how to express your dumb ass. Can you talk? Oh sorry, I forgot. your mother dropped your Punk ass twenty times when you were little (I am not going to talk about your mother because I got one). If you, REER KOONFUREED, have what it takes why don't you keep your ugly face females to yourselves. They keep chasing us, REER WAQOOYI AND REER DJIBOUTI, like we are fresh piece of MUUFO.

P.S. Why are you talking smack you little cowered. I will feed you to your own •••• and make you cry like a little bitch. I am a warrior. I defeated AF WAYNE and his Sangadhuudhi troops. We ate them a live and I will do the same to you and make you respect me like your REER KANFUREED bitchs respect my cock when they done sucking it.Do you have anything left to say? TAke number ass hole.

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FarTa

Thursday, December 21, 2000 - 11:45 am
Okay punky bitch u got my fucking attention 'kay u bastard!
YOU a dumb fuckk in need of some help on becoming a dead bitch and stupid enough to show ur stupid face again.
Go and sit in a fucken trash can on the main street! People might take pity and give you mounds of dicks? What the fuckk u got to lose?
News flash! SomaliLand does not exist, and will never exist, so u just keep on dreaming punk.
For the last time, don't speak for as Somali, cause the only people u are entitled to speak for are ur Cannibals,Ignorant, and Salvages rotten family Midgaan.

In Loving Somalia makes me Somali. I'm Somali Koonfur nationalist I shout out aloud!!!!!!
Moving forward to New Millinium. Unlike U backward nasty little bitch for no good.

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DJIBOUTI

Friday, December 22, 2000 - 05:07 am
You are still not tell me anything. You can say as much as you want as long as you want, Somaliland is for real. Take that to the bank. I have a question for you, why do you all get so irritated when the name Somaliland is mentioned. It is time to let go man. We don't want you. Historically, We are very different people, man. We have nothing in common. Haven't you noticed that.

I decided not to bad mouth you today. After all, it is RAMADAN and I am assuming that you are MUSLIM.
I also decided not to waste my time on a punk ass, ignorant like you. I rather have a intellectual conversation with a intelligent person who can talk and present facts of statements.

P.S. If you think you are "moving forward" why are you talking about midgan people. I thought that was your tripe. At least you sound like one.

And one more think. I realized that you are not from xamar. You sound like a village boy to me. Get educated my friend and deal with the elements with a purpose.

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