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THE JOKE OF THE CENTURY!!!

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Dec. 16, 2000): THE JOKE OF THE CENTURY!!!
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TARIQ AHMED

Sunday, October 29, 2000 - 01:38 pm
A man was walkin down the beach when he noticed this absalute drop ded georgeos bird(girl) sitting on her own crying. I mean this bird was every mans dreams, her only problem was that she had no arms or legs.
The man, (lets call him TARIQ) Tariq walked up to her and leaned down and said to her -->Why is a good looking girl like you sitting on her own crying? To which she replied--> I dont want to trouble you sir. Please call me Tariq and dont feel like you are troubling me couse you are not. I would love to offer you any kind of assistance.
Well she said,--> Its my birth day today , am 20 years old and have never been kissed by a boy before, dont you think its so sad?
Well madam, I dont wanna be taking advantage of your situation but If it means much to you then I will kiss you.
So Tariq gave a an absalute snog (kiss) which lasted for about good 5 minutes nonstop then he brock away only to leave her breathless and so Tariq left.
200 yards later, Tariq heard the girl starting to cry once again. Tariq as you all know him now as the perfect young gentleman, walked back to the girl and with his soothing,warm,sensual tone of voice asked--> Why are you crying now? adding a bit of his London sence of humor he asked--> I did not bite your tounge have I?
OOH no she replied,--> Tariq you already have givven me the best pressent for my birth day, i dont want to trouble you any further.
Tariq--> You have not troubled me at all, as a matter of fact it was my pleasure givving you a birthday present of your choice.(am sure it was Tariq) I am ready to offer you what ever assistance to which will solve your problems. Just tell me what i can do for you.
OOH Tariq she replied--> You are such a nice younge man, the thing is as you know am 20 today and you gave me my first kiss ever, I am also a virgin, never been fucked before.
mmmm,Tariq exclaimed--> Once again I dont wanna be taking advantage of your missfortune but if its allright with you, I'll •••• you.
OOHH Will you Tariq, Please •••• me, •••• me good.
Tariq then bent down and picked her up using both of his arms and lifted her levell to his chest. He walked towards the waters in to the see, whilst she is whispering to his ears "•••• me" Tariq, as he got in to the water and the water is now up above his waist, he Threw her in to the water and shouted out "You are fucked now Baby"

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LOVELY

Sunday, October 29, 2000 - 02:29 pm
dont tell me u made it up. tell me the truth did it happen to you ha. well if it did damn LOL OT U. TELL ME THE REST OKAY PEACE AND LUV
YOU'RE HORNEY...

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TARIQ AHMED

Sunday, October 29, 2000 - 04:52 pm
No it did not happen to me!
What do you mean tell me the rest?
Dont you get it?
She had no arms and legs, She wanted to get Fucked and Tariq threw her in the water and so she was Fucked!

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Doooz

Sunday, October 29, 2000 - 06:29 pm
your a Psycho and one of the stupitest Psycho
I have ever heard of making fun of less furtonet people..

idoit

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ABC

Sunday, October 29, 2000 - 06:37 pm
tariq........wasaq......all u write is long and none senseless......staff......so shut the hell up....and go back to your so called normal life.........u can't be one of the leaders of SOMALINET...like t-girl...or hebel.....so get a life....jerk.......will ya?

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MO$- WANTED

Monday, October 30, 2000 - 03:24 am
your fucking funny,
WHAT DA •••• YOU ARE A BUSH MAN WHAT DA HELL DO YOU CALL THIS I WASTED 1MIN OF MY LIFE READING THIS YOU FREAK !!!!!

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me

Monday, October 30, 2000 - 09:11 am
tariq bro i thought it was funny ...
anyway for the ones who understood it it was i guess...
peace

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TARIQ AHMED

Monday, October 30, 2000 - 12:52 pm
TO DOOOZ---> If you thought I offended you or those missfortunate, Am Sorry.
I did not mean to offend any dissabled person.
The fact that you think am a psycho, Well this is a bit strong bro 'couse That term actualy means or refers to a person who has abnormal working mind, de-arangement of mental functions and if you still believe that aplies to me then there is hardly anything I can do about that.
TO ABC---> Well where shall I start, First to those who take the time to read and absorb my litterateur, you all know it makes sence, so brother or sister "ABC" you are just not patient enough for my material. I can not do any-thing about it, Its not like drugs which get to your head quicky and if you have a hard head, it will take time to penatrate your mambrane this is where your patience comes in to play. Remember "ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT"
Finaly, Am not trying to be any leader at all am not even sure if thats a good ar bad thing but am only tryng to give good advice because beleive me its only those who care about you will give you good advice. And believe me, I care about my brothers and sisters.
MOS WANTED---> You are too entitled to your own opinion. Just keep your head up and shoulders straight and every thing will be All Good.
peace and love to you all plus those in Palestine.

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T-GIRL

Monday, October 30, 2000 - 01:45 pm
TARIQ...
A little birdie told me U from England....Right?

ABC......
Thanx Mate.....Im honoured..

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TARIQ AHMED

Monday, October 30, 2000 - 02:23 pm
T GIRL---> Its all good sis and Yes I am from england.
What gave me away?

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somboy

Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 01:36 am
lol this the funys't story i have heard for a long time but one thing comes in to my mind why did u choose to make her whit out no legs and arms
any way keep up the good worke englaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand

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Bigbrother

Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 09:22 am
It is really very funny story,Bro. Tariq.
I personally liked even though, as you mentioned,
you have offended the disabled community, like
Clen Hodle (formal manager of England team) did.

and talking about leaders,you get my vote!.

peace and love.

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Suldaanka

Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 04:53 pm
damn!
i can't believe you call the the joke of the century...hmmm...may to to london folks....but
to me it was pathetic stupid long writing.
next time if you want to tell a joke
keep it short and clean

peace

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THE SOCIALIST

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 02:06 am
I think it is the most disgusting joke i have ever heard.
SHAME ON U FOR PORTRAYING A DISABLED PERSON LIKE THAT-NOT THAT I'M ONE-
JUST CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTERS CAREFULLY.
GOOD DAY

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The lyrical

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 06:02 am
To Tariq:

Big up blood say what u need to say blood .

To the rest:
Ppl do not like saying the truth .
my question goes to all of u who r defending the misfortune of the young woman, how many of u went out a personn with the same problem.
I would say none of u and I rest my case.

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T-GIRL

Friday, November 03, 2000 - 07:20 pm
TARIIQ
The fact that U call the girls BIRD....was a dead give-away

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TRUTH TELLER

Sunday, November 05, 2000 - 08:42 am
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

TARIQ.. I NEARLY PISSED MY PANTIES... THAT WAS SOOOOOO FUNNNYYYYYYYYYYY!


TO ALL THOSE IDIOTS THAT DON'T GET IT... IT'S JUST THAT THEY DON'T GET IT!... GIVE THEM A FEW MORE YEARS TO GET USED TO THE LANUAGE!


MORE MORE MORE.. N DON'T TRY N THROW ME IN... I CAN SWIMMMMMM

AAAAAAAAAHHHH


TRUTH TELLER

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TRUTH TELLER

Sunday, November 05, 2000 - 08:44 am
SORRY ME AGAIN... I LOVE THE COMMENTS MORE.. I CAN'T BELIEVE PPL R DISCUSSING THIS JOKE... UR ALL SAD!

I HAVE AN EQUALLY SICK JOKE.... COME CHECK IT OUT!

TRUTH TELLER

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Q,bitch

Sunday, November 05, 2000 - 12:17 pm
I LOVE THE JOKE, THE REST OF THEM ARE SICK.
AND FOR YOU TRUTH TELLER I LOVE YOUR JOKES!!!!

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xidig

Monday, November 06, 2000 - 09:12 am
waqti dhumis waqtiga iiga khasaareybaa wax walba iiga daran (tariq) curyaan dhabe

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ANON

Monday, November 06, 2000 - 09:43 am
THIS JOKE HAS BEEN SAID BEFORE SO SORRY BUT SOME BODY BEAT YOU TO THE BUZZER OKLI DOKLI NEIGHBOURS

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Anonymous

Thursday, November 23, 2000 - 11:09 am
TARIQ WHERE ARE YOU FROM
TRUTHFULLY?

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faarax musmaar

Thursday, November 23, 2000 - 02:49 pm
Faarax musmaar

that was one of the fucking funniest jokes i h've
ever heard of in my life TARIQ BUT THE ONLY THING
YOU HAVE DONE WRONG IS THAT YOU OFFENDED THE
DISABLED PEOPLE.

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fff

Thursday, November 23, 2000 - 09:21 pm
hey mann that joke you copied it from somewhere you just changed it a lil it wasnt like that too mann hey that's called joke piracyff

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somboy

Thursday, November 23, 2000 - 11:34 pm
there is some one using my name.Tariq stupid stop this none sens jokes.....

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