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Duleysane

Monday, October 30, 2000 - 03:42 am
Hello All

I'm 23 years old Somali male, I live Holland for all most 15 years, I study Computer Technology in Rotterdam, I live City called Leiden, I have dark hair and skin, brown eyes I'm 1.50m, So I was wondering if yo somali brothers and sisters could introduce your self to me, or you can e-mail me at
{hareero@hotmail.com,
Thanks and enjoy your day or night further.......

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me

Monday, October 30, 2000 - 09:00 am
hey duleysane..
hey je moet wel erg kort zijn als je 23 bent en je bent maar 1 meter 50..
ik bedoel er verder niks mee hoor..
peace

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somailgril

Monday, October 30, 2000 - 12:53 pm
Dear Duleysane
first of all hi and how r ya second my name's samira I am 18 yrs old I live in usa also I with my family and I study computer,also I have brown hair and my colour skin brown.


peace and love

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Ahmed

Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 10:50 am
Hi, I am Ahmed, from Nottingham, UK
I am doing Electrical and Electronic Engineering
with Modern Language.
I am in my second year of MEng degree course.

E-mail: eeyuamg@gwmail.nottingham.ac.uk

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sistah

Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 01:47 pm
one question WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD I DO THAT???????introduce myself to WHO?????certainly not to these ignorant, disrespectful, imperative, somalian people .,........nice joke bro............lolololol....funny!!!!!!what a waist of good portion of time.

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Suldaanka

Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 03:58 pm
sistah with attitude
one comment WHERE IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU FIND an ignorant, disrespectful, imperative, somalian people??????
are you from London UK by any chance?
We are not all educated but we are not all ignorant either...and because you are from
an uneducated...disrespectful..somalian family..does not mean we are like you sistah.

You shouldn't be hard on a brother...who is just looking for a friendly people.


Peace

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B.J

Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 07:01 pm
SistaH, That comment shows your apparent ignorance and your lack of any education or self respect.
But i can't blame you. you are just another product of the canstant brainwashing. Somalia would certainly be better off without people like you who like to label themselves as "NIgga &Bitches".
Finally i must admit that i wasted a percoius time writing to Someone like you.

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ruffrider

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 12:02 am
hi my name is anwar i live in amsterdam .
i`m graduated at university of tilburg .
my major is marketing & manegment .
ps sista u sound like u just from refugeecapm.
take it from a bro u sound as an 12.5 old girl.
who is trying 2 act funny but u ain`t aight.
keep ur head up .


peace anwar

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cesaan wayrax

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 12:08 am
malinwanaagsan somalaay
magaceega wa cesaan waxaan kasoo qalanjabiyaya
jaamacada ku taal magaalda dhuuso mareeb.
waxaana soo bartay sida jaad & biyo la isugu cabo.
waxaana meshaan ku arkayaa dabadan oo u bahan in aan waxbaro oo kamid ah naagta la baxday sista , sista waxaad u baahantahay cahar dheer oo la magac baxay toosinta dhalinyarada soo ka caysa.

e-mail darkman@clubs.nl

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Cutie

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 01:32 am
Hi, I am T Blair, from City Of Wesminster, London, UK
I manage the U.K. Iam also doing Electrical and Electronic Engineering at South-Bank University
with Modern winding people up in bsc. & had just completed I.T course with business.

If you want to talk further

E-mail: This-Is-MI6@talk21.co.uk

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duleysane

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 03:36 am
Me

Ben je geile chickie??????? Ik heb zin in heet sex
Ik ben 23 en Ik ben 1.50m lang maarIk heb lul van 28cm heerlijk die vult helemaal jouw gaatje......
mail me Hareero@hotmail.com

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female

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 03:59 am
hallo all
i live in holland i am 20 and i study last years college.

sis behave pls
en jij dulaysane jij bent ech dulaysane zeg schaam je man wat zei je net tegen die mied( that was for dulaysane cus u guys don't want to know that thing he wrote at the end)

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me

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 08:14 am
duleysane...
moet je nou aandacht ofzo...?
vast wel
nou ik toch niks te doen heb zal ik proberen jou uit te leggen dat ik niet beledigend bedoelde maar zo te zien heb jij mij zitten te beledigen ...
trouwens als jij al 1.50 bent is jouw lulletje veel te klein voor mij dombo...

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somailgril

Monday, November 06, 2000 - 11:45 am
what'zz up guys nice to meet all

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Sweet Honey

Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 12:26 am
He duulyaho,

Jij vieze gore eikel!!!
Denk jij nou echt dat iemand die verstaat wat jij hebt geschreven jou wil leren kennen of iets met jouw te maken wil hebben!!
Anyway for the people who did't get that just wanna say this duulyboy is very dicusting and his jokes aint funny!!

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Me

Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 04:30 am
To the pretending me!!!!!!!
would you please pay the fee for you using my nick
It is trade mark name SO!!!!!
Send it to www.londonfarah.co.uk
Thanx!!!!!

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Ilham

Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 05:05 am
lol....

what is this description of the skin colour??...u ppl crack me up!

We know ur all somali, no need to mention skin colour to us....we know what they look like. Although they vary in colours...but please this sounds like the dating service!

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LAMIA

Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 05:17 am
u wanna know ma name nahhhhhhhhhhhhh. I'm frome T.O yall know where T.O is right? (not dixon though). What's up T.O ppl .

peace out

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DIXONBOY

Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 05:43 am
LAMIA me kom forom DOXON, reach me at the Donutshop next to kipling/dixon no need , am the ugliest dude in DIXON....peace my TO gurl.

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wilwaal

Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 06:02 am
hay to all my somali people
i am somali girl that lives at georgia which is in the usa. i am a high school student. i plan to go to the university of georgia next year. i am going to study to become a physician. wish me luck.


later
peace out

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SickofYourNonesense

Thursday, November 23, 2000 - 02:02 pm
lol@DixonBoy...love ur sense of humour!!

LAMIA...girl ur just toooo much...ur always mentioning Dixon no matter what the damn topic is. I am beginnig to think ur crazy about Dixon...Just move there dammit!

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wiilwaal

Thursday, November 30, 2000 - 09:23 am
To the girl from Gorgia:

I'm affreid that you have to bay me if u wanna use MY user name babe!


Wiilwaal UK.

Wiilwaal40@hotmail.com

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wiilwaal

Thursday, November 30, 2000 - 09:26 am
Sorrrrry
Correction: Pay NOT Bay

Thanks.

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it is just me

Friday, December 01, 2000 - 12:36 am
walaahi meeshaan markaan akhriyay QOSAl baan kudhuftay waxaa kujira dad qosal miiran ah sida

here are the funny plp

1-CESAAN
2-Ilham
3-Duxonboy
4-SickofYourNonesense


bye

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THE PIPM

Friday, December 01, 2000 - 01:54 am
what a MORAN..lol man am sorry if i hurt your feelings i don't want sound like that fake sista there or none of those idiots but young nigga
you gotta be kidding me where the hell do you live anyways like you couldn't find anygirl from your erea atleast or maybe the country that you are better yet why don't you check my NEW WEB PAGE
www.somalianbeutyUSA.net.com
but we only accept VISA AMERICAN EXPRESS
stuff like that my nigga i will help you out
but its gona cost you few dollars thats all.
what a fucking moran...lol..lol.. i can't beleive this is real.. seriously you gotta be kidding me.

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rakeem

Sunday, December 03, 2000 - 11:57 pm
Hoi ik ben jongen die woont in de buurt van arnhem en als er mensen zijn die willen mailen met mij kunnen dat doen op rakeem@tupac.com .

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OPRECHTIGE SPREKER

Monday, December 04, 2000 - 06:46 am
hey sweet honey ..
applaus voor je want jij komt met de groffeste opmerking...
een opmerking voor je hoge lelijkheid...
wie ben jij om steur te doen .
ten eerste ga je maand verband verwisselen voordat je je gore bek opent ...
ten tweede sinds wanneer laten ze part time hoertjes op het net komen..
refrein: je vergeet de uitkerings formulieren in te vullen voor deze maand,vergeet niet het is ramadan je kan niet liegen als het staat waar is je man niet zeggen ik ben gescheiden en hij woont ergens anders, zo is het niet hij ligt bij jou bed naakt met zo`n maag vol jaad en zit te scheten als een gekke koe..
ten derde je kan niet zomaar iets zeggen tegen iedereen en denken dat je ongestraft van door kan gaan..
ten vierde vertel me wanneer je jarig bent ik geef je een scheer mesje van "mach 3" gillete die vreselijke haartjes is te verhelpen ..
ten vijfde wie heeft jou besneden volgens mij heeft die blinde vrouw wel meer dan alleen je kittelaar weg gehaald namelijk je schaam lippen zijn ook spoorloos ik zag ze bij PETER T DE VRIES alleen waren ze niet niet door de lintekens niet goed te zien ..


DE REST VAN HET LIJS KRIJG JE ANDERE KEER TE HOREN!!!!

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haruun

Monday, December 04, 2000 - 06:52 am
looooooooooool oprechtige spreker je bent grappig

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hanad

Monday, December 04, 2000 - 07:32 am
hi duleysane,
i m hanad, i m from new york,new york.Also studing computer tech.Well i think that so much for the introduction.u can reach me at my email if u wana have a friend from the same field u r studing.And by the way wasnt this supposed to be introductory, when did it changed in riot, man.

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HEAVENLY

Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 08:55 am
HI THERE I THINK U GUYS R SAD
GEEEEET AAAAAA LIFEEEEEE.
IF U DON'T AGREE FEEL FREE TO TELL Y.

HEAVENLYh69@HOTMAIL.COM

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FOXY GIRL

Monday, December 11, 2000 - 02:23 pm
sistah.........

first of all u sound like an uneducated,disrespective,demeaning little hood rat who does not know what the •••• she is talking about.....u aint got no right calling people imperative and ignorant...specaily people you dont kmow anything about.it seems like u are the ignorant one here sweety...and where u come off saying that the question is a waste of time...it was a simple question and if it was a waste of time then how come u took the time to reply with those childess words huh.....thats not a waste of time hun cuzz u ARE the one who took the time to answer it no body else aight... so all i gota say is learn some respect......R.E.S.P.E.C.T......peace out y'all
FOXY GIRL

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