iimaaaaan | Monday, October 30, 2000 - 03:17 pm 4 SOMALI TEENAGERS WERE RUNNING FROM THEIR HOMES FROM USA TO CANADA. ONE JUST ARRIVED TO THE USA AND HAD NO DOCUMENTS YET. AS THEY ARE DRIVING ACROSS THE BORDER THEY ARE STOPED BY THE POLICE. A POLICE OFFICER APROCHES THE DRIVER'S WINDOW AND SAYS "COGRATULATIONS, Y'ALL JUST WON THE SAFETY BELT SUPRICE INSPECTION, YOU GET A THOUSAND DOLLARS!", THE DRIVER IS LIKE, "WHAT? NO WAY", AND HIS FRIEND SAYS, "DON'T MIND HIM, HE IS FUNNY WHEN HE IS DRUNK, ANOTHER GUY SPEAKS FROM THE BACK SEAT AND SAYS "DID'NT I TELL YOU NOT TO STILL THIS CAR, AND ANOTHER GUY SPEAKS FROM THE TRUNK AND SAYS "ARE WE THERE YET?" |