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     | Monday, October 30, 2000 - 05:08 pm IM SICK OF HEARING BOUT THE GIRLS ALL THE TIME HERE IS WHAT GUYS WANTS 1. A GIRL THAT IS TRUSTWORTHY 2. NO MATTER HOW CUTE YOU THINK YOU ARE FLIRTING IN YA MAN FACE IS NOT AN OPTION 3. GIVING @#$$ IS A GOOD!! THING NOT A HEO THING 4. JUST CAUSE WE HORNY LIKE 80-90% OF THE TIME DOESN'T!! MEAN WE ONLY WANT YA BODY 5. NEVER ASK US FOR SPECIFICS ABOUT WHERE WE BEEN,WE WILL SOON LOSE INTEREST IN YOU 6. WE ALWAYS •••• UP SO BE FORGIVING 7. DON'T EVER ASK US FOR EXPESIVE JEWLERY EARLY IN THE RELATIONSHIP, IF WE BREAK UP, WE WANT IT BACK 8 DON'T EVER BE AFRAID TO SPEND MONEY ON A DATE, WE ALL AREN'T BILL GATES 9. KEEP YOUR HAIR DONE AND COMBED, STEEL WOOL AND BRILLO PADS GETS NO LOVE WHERE IM FROM 10. IF YOU HAVE PMS, YOU GOTTA CONTROL!! YOURSELF WHEN IT COMES TO TAKIN' IT OUT ON PEOPLE 11. SEX LEGS ARE A MUST, SCARS AND SCABS ARE HIDEOUS, IF YOU PLAY SPORTS WEAR PROTECTIVE GEAR 12. ENORMOUS BREAST AREN'T FANTASTIC, BREAST THAT FIT IN THE PALM OF THE HAND WILL DO JUST FINE 13. IF YOU ARE A GOLDDIGGER YOU WILL SOON BE GETTING $1.25 CAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED TO CATCH THE BUS ADN GET THE HELL!! OUT OF OUR FACE 14. JUST BECAUSE WE HAVE A CAR DOESN'T MEAN YOU WILL STOP GETTING YOUR MONTHLY TRANSPASS 15. IF YOU CONSIDER TLC'S "NO SCRUBS" AS A MOTTO SONG YOU WILL SOON BE ONE OF THE LONELY CHICS IN TOWN THIS IS JUST SOME OF THE THANGS GUY WANT FROM YA'LL FEMALES L.O.V.E BY: LEEROY
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| | Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 03:45 am Fantastic man that was it. it's all i would ask .. lol i can't stop laughing .. i tell u the best bit (jus becouse we have car doesn't mean u'll stop puying your weekly pasbuss) well thatis what we call london ,,,lol of the day keep it up..
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| | Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 11:38 am to Leeroy boy you ain't nothing but a ponk, honey you need tolearn how to treat a women.that tells me you're dumb and don't know how to treat a women ponk.from a real sister.
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| | Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 12:06 pm ANON.... YOU ARE ONE OF THE LONELY ASS HOES LEEROY IS TALKING ABOUT. "MEEL BUGTA IYO FARTA BAA IS YAQAAN" IF YOU CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS MEAN HOE. PEACE. LEEROY KEEP IT UP DOGG.
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| | Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 12:42 pm yo Leeroy this is for real I couln't stop my self laughing so bro keep it going do you have much more!!!! Leeroy is that you bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| | Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 02:30 pm TRUE THAT TRUE THAT TRUE THAT!!!!!!! THIS IS GOOD ONE!!!!
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| | Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 03:23 pm hahahahahaaha first i laugh at your name..but when i saw what you wrote...i couldn't stop laughing...It may not apply to all girls but very trueeee keep it up brother Truth has to be told... Nothing is for gauranted I love it quote "JUST BECAUSE WE HAVE A CAR DOESN'T MEAN YOU WILL STOP GETTING YOUR MONTHLY TRANSPASS" lol@Leeroy
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| | Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 01:46 am Keep up it Leeroy But Malik (the first answer to Leeroy's joke) You said (jus becouse we have car doesn't mean u'll stop puying your weekly pasbuss) well thatis what we call london ,,,lol of the day keep it up.. I also live in London, But what does Puying, Pasbuss Mean bro? I never heard such a word To Leeroy What's your real name bro
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| | Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 02:25 am TO leeroy.....you are a scum bag..with no live what so ever and all those who agreed with ..are even stupid then I thought...first thing first...you can't spell,and ur grammar is very poor did you attendant school at some stage in ur life ....I guess NOT what on earth did you mean when you wrote "puying pasbuss" I bet that you were trying to write buying a bus pass...ok dumb punk...I gather that are a lonely wanker...that is rejected by the whole of London BIG UP TO LONDON LADIES AND REAL MEN ...this doesn't include any of you who supported him peace & love much love, one love
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| | Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 06:08 am TO London lady i thought it was funny actually n there are some chickz that carry on like that so be eazy on the boy aight. Leeroy i thought that was funny but i can say similare things about the boys (not all but some). AND i Hope u know not all girls are like that. Malik stop showing off with ur rent car plzzzzzz. U know ur alwayz on the no. 18 bus. loooool
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| | Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 11:19 am To: Londonlady First, I'm not from the city you've mentioned. I don't have insult you, and I know where u coming from, so don't start with me sis I have a nothing but love: This is what I would consider you sis........ Londonlady ya heard!!!!!!!!!!! A STUPID GIRL IS NOBODY'S GIRL TO SLEEP WITH ANOTHER MAN IS ONLY SOLICITIZING YOURSELF, NOT MAKING US LOOK STUPID, OR PLAYED WE DON'T HAVE EVERYDAY SO KISS US ANYWAY WE HATE SMELLY SIS, SO KEEP YA BODYFRESH, BEING SMELLY AIN'T A TURNON. GIRLS ALWAYS SHOULD SMELL GOOD WE EXPECT NOTHING LESS, ODOR IS UNACCEPTABLE. KEEP YA FEET CLEAN&PRETTY, EAGLES CLAWS WILL GET KICKED RIGHT INTO THE WILDERNESS..YE UNDERSTAND WE ALL LIKE HUGS AND KISSES WE ALL BELIEVE WE ARE GOOD KISSERS, BUT IF WE DON'T, DON'T PUT OUR INFO OUT THERE. DON'T EVER FART OR LET OUT BODILY GASES AROUND US, CAUSE THEN YOU ARE CONSIDERED SOMETHING LESS OF A LADY!!!!! SIS YOUR STATEMENT ABOUT BASPASS, I DON'T KNOW WHERE U GET THAT........ If you wanna know where I Located check your blue-book. I'm sure you will find one!!!!! by: LEEROY.
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| | Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 12:03 pm WUH WUH WUH....LEEROY. LOOK DOG, YOU ARE IN THE STATES RIGHT. THESE HOES IN EUROPE GET OFFENDED EASILY. BRING ON SOME MORE OF THESE RULES, BECAUSE LADIES NEED TO KNOW. I'M OUT.
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| | Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 12:40 pm @LONDONLADY ONE OTHER THING, WHERE I'M FROM WE CALL IT METRO-PASS I GET YOU FEW MORE.. IF YOU WANNA PLAY YOU GOT PENNY!! IF YOU DON'T WHAT ME!!!!!! WE DON'T SHAVE EVERYDAY OF KISS US (LONDONLADY) ANYWAY IF IT IS THAT TIME OF THE MONTH TELL US BEFORE! WE START FINGER PROBING, OR BEFORE YOU EVEN GET TO OUR HOUSE. WE LOVE IT WHEN GIRLS MAKE NOISES AND MOANS WHEN WE ARE GETTING THE B OR FORPLAY, IT IS LIKE FUEL FOR OUR OVERDRIVE SYSTEM. LIST GOES ON AND ON, SO LONDONLADY KNOW WHO U MESSING WITH. BY: LEEROY
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| | Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 08:54 pm @Leeroy This is creative thing keep it up and the girl you talked about she is just a kid, Anyway i like it like that so leave the girl alone!!!!!!!!
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| | Thursday, November 02, 2000 - 02:57 am Wazza up Leeroy & londonlady londonlady, Leeroy never said "Puying baspass" it was Malik (The first answer 2 Leeroy's joke) londonlady ---I thought Leeroy's grammer was one of the best i have seen on site sis!. Leeroy---You aint answered my question yet, what is real name bro & city u from? Cutie is out
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| | Thursday, November 02, 2000 - 09:33 am Lee or whatever (cos your name aint even worth mentioning). I can't even belive that you would even go there to start talking about the time of the month. You are DISGUSTING and DIRTY MINDED (to the extreme) and NASTY!!! Do you know that your own mother has or once had the time of the month? Then why are you making jokes about it? I bet your some OLD DIRTY MAN with no wife, no job and obviously no brains!! Anyways why are you acting like all that? Cos you don't sound it. I mean first of all if you are as good as you make yourself out to be then you wouldn't be here cussing women, you would be with your women but cos you can't get one you have to result trying to shame Somali women cos they are the TOP, the BEST, the ONLY!!! And when you have finished fucking all the other dirty non-muslim women you think you will come to us? NO WAY, forget it!!! I bet your some old man who has to take viagra cos his penus hasn't the energy to please a woman. I bet that your soo WEAK that one look at me will feul your overdrive (mybe enough to bring some energy in to that dead piece of apparatus of yours) BALLER: HOES?? I didn't quite hear you there. I think what you meant is that the the black african/ white non-muslim ugly pidgeons that you date are HOES by name and by nature. But boy you can diss all you want us girls from UK-LONDON we HOLD IT UP TIGHT. We don't open our knees for no FOOLS especially not one's like you!!!
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| | Thursday, November 02, 2000 - 03:43 pm @LONDONLADY FOR YOUR INFORMATION I USED DEAL WITH A BLACK LADIES, AIN'T NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT..... THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY SISTERS TOO, I LOVE THEM TO DEATH, THEY ARE THE ONES INSHA ALAH I WILL WAKE UP TO... TO YOU DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY BY WHAT I'VE WRITTEN. SIS FORGIVE ME WHAT I'VE SAID....... @CUTIE AS YOU'VE ASKED, I LIVE IN CANADA. IF YOU WOULD'VE RED MY OTHER JOKES YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN BY NOW!! ABOUT MY NAME! I GO BY THE NAME LEEROY!!! THAT IS WHAT I HAVE TO SAY TO YOUR WONDERFUL THOUGHT.......
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| | Friday, November 03, 2000 - 12:48 pm Hmm: I got one for you all. I like it when a guy is clean, a lot of guys can't maintain that. You guys wear too much "perfume" haa that is gross. Some of you have a big head get over it. Please not women all are after your money, because I bet you really don't have much to spare!! It is and one more thing....your rymes are tiny breast hard to feel...my rymes are hard to kill..like stephen seagal!! (this is all a joke,,but I am sure some chicken head will get offended) Respectfully Ayaanick
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| | Friday, November 03, 2000 - 07:25 pm @Ayanic pig up! l o l sis I liked it, that is all!!!!!!!! I'm sure someone will get offended, but not moi!!!!!!! Hey Ayanic remember, when we were young, we were all made of sugar candy. As we got older, we lost some of that flavour!!!!!!!! but some of us are stil' sugar candy, cause they did not reach the age of maturity.!!!!!!! My intentions are not to insult sisters but to show them respect.!!! That is why I liked it...... check out my other jokes give me shout' out!!!!
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| | Saturday, November 04, 2000 - 03:52 pm Shouts.....out to you!!! Leeroy...got to and study now. WIsh me luck!! I will just imagine you there aight!! Ayaanick,,,Ouch exting!!
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| | Sunday, November 05, 2000 - 12:59 am LEEROY AND THE OTHER MISSLEAD: RE: GOLD-DIGGERS, I hear the fashion is for the women to BUY Somali 'men' nowadays. to the point where we ship u guys over - in particular from CANADA. HOW ABOUT IN EXCHANGE 1. REMEMBER UR NOT A COW N STOP CHEWING THAT ••••! 2. WORK IS NOT A 4 LETTER SWEAR WORD BUT SOMETHING THAT PAYS THE RENT - AGAIN RENT IS NOT A SWEAR WORD. 3. WHEN WE MOAN, IT AINT COS WE LIKE WHAT UR DOING WE JUST WANT U OUT OF THERE. TAKE A HINT AND REREAD UR BIOLOGY BOOKS. 4. GET UR ASS TO THE GYM AND PUT SOME •••• ON THAT RIB CAGE. - IF U AINT STARVING U GOT NO EXCUSE TO LOOK LIKE U NEED A DRIP IN UR ARM. 5. CHEW WITH UR FUKIN MOUTH CLOSED - LIKE I SAID U AINT NO COW. 6. WEARING CLOTHES TOO BIG, AND 1/2 A BOTTLE OF CHEAP AFTERSHAVE AINT GETTING U ON THE CATWALKS. 7. REMEMBER U AINT NO STUD AND LEARN A LIL RESPECT - NO MATTER WHAT UR MAMMA BEEN TELLING U. 8. IF WE PMS - IT'S COS WE HATE YOU. 9. EVEN MORE SO IF WE'AINT TOLD U AND UR FINGERS R WORKING. 10. SORT OUT THAT YELLOW STREAK ON UR TEETH - WHILST UR AT IT, SORT OUT UR TEETH! 11. LEARN TO READ/WRITE AND SPELL - IT HELPS IN COMMUNICATING TO YOU WHAT WE WANT. 12. GET AN IMAGINATION - STUDY SOMETHING OTHER THAN ENGINEERING! 13. DON'T ALWAYS BELIEVE IN WHAT UR MAMMA TOLD YOU- SHE HAS TO LOVE U, BUT WE DON'T. 14. JUST COS U DON'T HAVE AN ASS DON'T MEAN U NEED TO ACT LIKE AN ASS-HOLE TO MAKE UP FOR UR DISABILITY. THERES MORE.. BUT WE DON'T WANT TO CONFUSE UR LIL MIND.....
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| | Sunday, November 05, 2000 - 04:56 am teller of truth....daaaaaaaaaamnnnnnn girl easy on our guys cause they are all we got and eventually all we need soo sis was that all about peace
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| | Sunday, November 05, 2000 - 06:41 am guys guys come on these are dirty jokes and they dont mean a lot. Leeroy and the truth teller don say that about your ppl. Pms is normal,so FUHGEDABADIT(forget about it)and for the brothas please respect them ladies coz if we dont then we know the rest of the world does appreciatte them(of course i mean only the looks nuhh just kidding)and sooner or later they are gonna go away to god knows to some "ajnabi" so be careful and be nice.
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| | Monday, November 06, 2000 - 09:01 am iomo well said, I hear ya
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| | Monday, November 06, 2000 - 07:19 pm Leeroy ..I see your trying to do that creative thing again..ITS NOT WORK'N BRO.! You must'VE got rejected by a beautiful sista..one that realized what a horrible mistake she made and now U don't know how to handle it so you made a ridiculous list to vent out UR anger..all I can say is " child things are gonna easier" I chosen the word child to describe ur behaviour..which is juvinial.. Hope U find better methods to handle ur bussiness.
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| | Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 07:40 am To:London Girl excellent sis I like how u handle this idoit as u said he is probaly some loser sitin' on his big butt somewhere in Canada and to tell u the truth dont mind him cuz most of Canadian r big time losers who mess with balaayo daran. Just a word of warning: PLZ dont bring disease to our culture. Where r u girl anyway U made him quiet and left.gotta hand it to U! Leeroy, stop insulting the girls if u can't find one, dont take it on the ladies cuz u know that u can't live wit out them. By the way, remember if u insult Somali Girls that u've a mother, sister, aunt, grandma, and that they are all women.SO watch the way u act.
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