     ANAS | Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 04:18 am
True story as told by a mother of a three year old....
My three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training
and I was on him constantly.
One day we stopped at taco bell for a quick lunch in between errands, it was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny so of course I checked my seven month old daughter and she was clean. Then I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him and he said no. I kept thinking oh Lord that child has had an accident and I didn't have any clothes with me. Then I said, Matt are you sure you didn't have an accident?
I just knew he must have, because the smell was getting worse. SOOOO, I asked once more MATT DID YOU HAVE AN ACCIDENT??
This time with a little smirk on his face he jumped up and yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled, SEE MOM IT'S JUST GAS!!!!! While 100 people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled his pants up and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened.
I was mortified, but some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better, when they came over and thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had.
IF YOU THINK THIS WAS FUNNY AND YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE FUNNIEST ANSWERING MACHINE MASSAGES, PLEASE CHECK IT OUT ITS VEEEERY fUNNNY |
| Anonymous | Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 04:54 am
LOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!
I READ ALL 3 OF THEM AND LAUGHED HARD, KEEP IT UP BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TELL US SOME MORE |
| ILAHMAN | Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 05:47 am
TO ANAS,BOY I READ ALL YOUR JOKES AND THEY WERE REALLY FUNNY KEEP IT UP BRO.ARE U THE REAL PONK WHO DID THAT TO YOUR UGLY LOOKIN BITCH SOMALIAN MOTHER. |
| ILAHMAN | Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 05:47 am
TO ANAS,BOY I READ ALL YOUR JOKES AND THEY WERE REALLY FUNNY KEEP IT UP BRO.ARE U THE REAL PONK WHO DID THAT TO YOUR UGLY LOOKIN BITCH SOMALIAN MOTHER. |
| ANAS | Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 06:25 am
To ILAHMAN!
CEEB WAR SAY KAA NOQOTAY, ISKU XISHOO OO HOOYOOYINKA DADKA HA CAAYIN, TEEDA KALE SOW MA OGID HADDAAD HOOYO CAAYDID, INAAD HOOYADAA CAYDAY.
Sorry bro/sis. whichever you are, all I was trying to do was to make you laugh and I did. Don't insult your mom. |
| hanita | Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 04:18 pm
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!! man i LOVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEE, your jokes , keep it up!!!!!!!!!! |
| LEEROY | Thursday, November 02, 2000 - 04:07 pm
@ANAS
BRO THIS IS better ONE, I DON'T COMPREHEN WHAT THIS MORONS HAVE TO SAY TO IT , THEY ALWAYS HAVE A NEGATIVE OBJECTION.
NOTHING ELSE !!
KEEP IT UP BRO..... |
| Suldaanka | Thursday, November 02, 2000 - 05:20 pm
lol@@@@@@@@@@ ANAS
that was really funny...i really laughed
Good stuff bro
Peace |
| Khaliif | Friday, November 10, 2000 - 11:37 am
anas
LOOOOOlll were 1/2 u bin, or its me who hasan biin around. that is funnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyy. everyone of UR JOKES IS KILLING ME, ANS.MACHINE,MAN NO ARMS NO LEGS, MOMA'S SPONGE, THIS ONE THEY ARE ALL FUNNNNNNNNY TRUST ME I CHECKED ALL OF THEM. KEEP IT UP BROTHER............. |
| Ayaanick | Friday, November 10, 2000 - 11:54 am
ANAS:
haaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa: looooooool, that was very funny:
no one other then your loyal fan
ayaaaaaanick |
